Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/13/2005 07:26 PM

On a Saturday ?

I've got a RedstaR in my pants 1,068 8
08/13/2005 07:33 PM

It came in the mail

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/13/2005 07:33 PM

Congrats Lamby!



I watched TV and cleaned a few Lizard cages.



I Wish I knew that was an option when I woke up this morning.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/13/2005 07:36 PM

Congrats Lammie. Good job.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/13/2005 07:39 PM

Way to go, Lamburger!



Now you can be top of your class other than just being taller then all of them.



Congrats!

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/13/2005 07:41 PM

Would you like fries with that?

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
08/13/2005 07:44 PM

So, you're a professional painter now? Cool.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
08/13/2005 08:06 PM

Most excellent!

Tingles 2,134 8
08/13/2005 08:18 PM

College was the best three months of my life.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
08/13/2005 08:38 PM

Congrats Lamb!



So, you can paint for money now right?

No Lloydering 48,662 14
08/13/2005 08:47 PM

Or, if you're really good, you can paint money.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2005 09:30 PM

Congratulations, Ms. Talldrinkawater!



I'm so proud, I could Shakespeare.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/13/2005 09:34 PM

My condolances.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/13/2005 09:38 PM

GET A JOB!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/13/2005 09:39 PM

Now there's yet another reason why you rule.

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2005 10:29 PM

Congratulations!

Lupience takes pictures of children 26,981 11
08/13/2005 11:07 PM

So you finally sent in that book of matches with the turtle on it?





Shakespeare- forget it, nobody here is old enough to remember that.



Congratulations Lamby. Look out world!

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/14/2005 01:39 AM

Aww thanks youse guys! You're all so sweet. I know I couldn't have made that 3.2 GPA without you!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/14/2005 02:05 AM

I've still got a 3.88



You should try sleeping with more of your teachers.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
08/14/2005 02:56 AM

I finally got my Associate of the Arts degree.



Ooooh, so "AA" stands for "Associate of the Arts". I had always wondered.

These AA people always seem to be somewhat ashamed of their status, it's refreshing to see someone who's actually proud of it!

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/14/2005 04:03 AM

Sweet, now you can come 'n paint my house.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
08/14/2005 07:32 AM

Associate of the Arts degree



Waitressing then?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
08/14/2005 07:41 AM

Congrats Lambie.



Whats ans Associates of Ats degree?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
08/14/2005 07:43 AM

ARTS



God I can't type

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/14/2005 02:56 PM

I'll bet making a Lamb Salad Sandwich is an art form all in itself!!

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/14/2005 03:10 PM

Congrats Lambchop!



Finally, you can hold your head up high when you ask if they would like fries with their order at the drive-thru.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/14/2005 06:12 PM

WWW, an Associate of the Arts is a two year diploma...like half of a Bachelor of the Arts. It's usually the culmination of 8 years of unemployment and pot smoking.

Robin® 14,626 10
08/14/2005 06:16 PM

My associate of science landed me a job payong over $12/hr at a company that's going to pay me to go back to school.

Food Container 14,650 10
08/14/2005 06:54 PM

My PhD will land me much sex with students.

Food Container 14,650 10
08/14/2005 06:55 PM

...ain't that right Froggie?



*wink wink*

Chi Chi Felipe, aka The Rugged Child 161,353 14
08/14/2005 07:00 PM

Finally I have someone to live vicariously through, since I'm a drop-out from an A.A. program.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/14/2005 07:00 PM

Is a "payong" job some kind of sex slave occupation? Because you're getting screwed at 12 an hour.



Here they pay $20, same as in town.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/14/2005 07:10 PM

payong



PRONOUNCIATION

pyong



ENGLISH TRANSLATION

umbrella





So I believe a payong job involves expanding to 5 times your normal size in order to shield elderly phillipinos from rain.



Oh sure it doesn't SOUND glamorous. But the dental benefits are excellent.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/15/2005 07:46 AM

Huh? Since when have you met a Fillipino who didn't look like he had his teeth taken care of by first-year British dental students?

Nachos Nachos Man 57,521 23
08/15/2005 08:50 AM

...says the man with the mono-toothed icon...

Chickens 286,527 61
08/15/2005 10:42 AM

Did you say Associate of Arts, or Associate of Tarts? Cause there's a difference, however slight.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/15/2005 10:54 AM

I'm the Associate of Hearts, babe.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/15/2005 11:03 AM

"Associate"





You know you only get to hold the paint now. Go back to school for 6 years. Only then can you say you are a True Artist.



Or professional student. Whatever they call em now.



Congrats.

Bizzaro Duh 24,152 8
08/15/2005 11:13 AM

Congrats Lamburger,



I admire your determination as the real world makes it very hard to make a living off of doing anything even remotely creative. I'm curious to know what your major is; fine arts, literature? Apparently art has been dead since the introduction of "Art Deco" A.K.A. cheesy flamingo, nouveau riche it-sucks-to-live-in-Miami, Frost-ing Deco Drive bullShakespeare, but with hope, dreams, and creative youths changing the world, we might be able to once again obtain a fresh level of creativity not known since the great artists of the past.



Except for Andy Warhol and that guy who did those really creepy paintings of clowns...

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/15/2005 11:21 AM

"that guy who did those really creepy paintings of clowns"



John Wayne Gacy?

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/15/2005 11:28 AM

Thanks there Duh. It's actually just a General Studies AA degree. I'm transferring to a four year school this fall where I'll be majoring in Public Relations. So I'm not exactly the next Michelangelo or anything! But I do like to fingerpaint.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/15/2005 11:47 AM

Public Relations? Bwahahahahaha.



I am getting so much use out of my PR degree I am going becak to school.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/15/2005 11:49 AM

Yeah, you said you were going to law school right? I'm actually thinking of doing that too.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/15/2005 11:50 AM

Public relations, eh?



So, um, you can, um, relate to, um, the public?









So how YOU doin?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/15/2005 04:59 PM

It's awful hard to picture a Lamb Salad Sammich twirling down and around a dance pole.

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
08/15/2005 06:30 PM

Congrats Lammie.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/15/2005 10:54 PM

I used to have a Bachelors of Arts degree.



They made me give it back after the wedding.