Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
08/16/2005 06:06 AM

Yeah, Lots of fun.



Hope you have a powerful detergent at hand.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
08/16/2005 06:07 AM

don't worry Rindercella.......... It's part of the game.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,239 10
08/16/2005 06:09 AM

Um, your name IS Rindercella.



Color me confused.

Cruising for a Boozing 8,597 6
08/16/2005 06:10 AM

seems someone else has already logged in using my name



So there are two of you now ? and we have to decide which is the real one and which is just the T-1000 pretending to be Sarah Connors ?



Or like in that porno where the guy bangs the twins ?

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 165,746 8
08/16/2005 06:10 AM

"It wasn't me, it was someone using my name."





Friendly advice; give it up. Even if it's true. Better people than you have been driven from this board for using that defense.



MUCH better.

RinderceIla 2,432 5
08/16/2005 06:23 AM

WHA-HOO! Look at me everybody! I've gone Frost-ing daffy, and AHHH IT's GOT MY LEG SOMEONE HELP BLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRG

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 06:23 AM

No silly monkey. Anita moved in with Spicey.

RinderceIla 103,434 13
08/16/2005 06:25 AM

Is this the line for Space Mountain?

Everyones ('Aaron Altman') McGrudge 2,432 5
08/16/2005 06:25 AM

-All credit for Rinder's last comment goes to BIG, as I she couldn't have done it without him.

Everyones ('Aaron Altman') McGrudge 2,432 5
08/16/2005 06:27 AM

AH! My beloved spoon has betrayed me!

Rindercella 134 5
08/16/2005 06:27 AM

okay, like i said hope you are having fun - I reported your ass. Frost you.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
08/16/2005 06:27 AM

and only one exclamation

Chi Chi Felipe, aka The Rugged Child 160,414 12
08/16/2005 06:33 AM

I reported my ass once. He refused to take me through the Grand Canyon, so I reported him to the rangers. The homeless ate well that night.

Millie 107,064 10
08/16/2005 06:34 AM

Rindercella, this happened to me. It's because the lower-case L and upper-case I look the same.



I changed my Ls to upper case and my Is to lower-case for a while.



Either that, or change your name to something with no Ls or Is.



Yes, I'm being nice. But that's because I can't stand someone to pretend to be me. It pisses me off.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 06:38 AM

My Ass : A Report

by Phla M.



I can't see it. Every time I turn around, it is gone.



The End

UnderHaggis! 72,880 16
08/16/2005 06:56 AM

<action>turns around</action>



I am not Anita!

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 165,746 8
08/16/2005 07:00 AM

True.



But I still like you anyways.

Everyones ('Aaron Altman') McGrudge 2,432 5
08/16/2005 07:02 AM

You reported my ass? Well good call there. I use my fingers to type, not my ass. Leave him out of this!

MiIIie 158,741 11
08/16/2005 07:08 AM

All righty then!



Who wants to see Millie's my breasts?

Millie 165,527 10
08/16/2005 07:09 AM

I'm using "Millie" just to show everyone that it can be done without using capital-i's or tricks like that. I'm a mother-Frosting witch.



This is different from the trick where I actually post from someone else's account, 'cause John yells at me when I do that. He's such a meanie.

dropkick brody 41,453 9
08/16/2005 07:11 AM

Uh oh.



Millie's gonna be mad.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:12 AM

I am not Anita!



Yeah yeah, we know. You're her brother.

103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:14 AM

Enougheth with thy beatings! I'll get ye, vile steak!

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,239 10
08/16/2005 07:16 AM

Phla... the voices are talking to you again aren't they?

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:17 AM

okay, like i said hope you are having fun - I reported your ass. Frost you.



Oh, no. Daddy John is going to be mad at us.





I hope we get a spanking.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 165,746 8
08/16/2005 07:18 AM

Oh Millie. No.



Actually ADMITTING that something people can do pisses you off?



Have you learned NOTHING?



You're in for 6 months of imping, you know that, right?

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 201,941 7
08/16/2005 07:18 AM

Nah, we like Millie.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:19 AM

Actually I was getting worried because they stopped for a while.



We were horribly mundane this weekend, weren't we precioussss?

PhIa Mignon 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:23 AM

Of course, the voices only start when I stop masturbating for too long or when I'm not getting laid. I don't expect the voices to bother me too much.

Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that, Trae. You never go more than 12 hours without a Coleridge in you.

PhIa Mignon 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:23 AM

I suck at this game.

PhIa Mignon 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:24 AM

Also, this steak feels dirty. I miss my baby head in the bowling ball.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:26 AM

YES! Hey, can you go check the stove? I don't really want to get up.

Traerindercella 156,239 10
08/16/2005 07:27 AM

<action> dances through thread "snoopy style" having fun with her name

Daggy, now with 50% more Boho! 85,897 10
08/16/2005 07:28 AM

This week, I've decided to look like Princess Mary of Denmark.

Millie 107,064 10
08/16/2005 07:28 AM

I'm not mad. I don't care anymore.



Everyone knows I will never show my boobs, but I'm sure there are many who would love to see Dogs boobs.



Rindercella, I'm sure if you show your boobs to the GAB collective, they will decide they like you.



That's the way it works in this sexist, patriarchal world.



Or give everyone cookies.

PhIa Mignon 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:29 AM

<action>checks the stove</action>You left it on. I thought about turning it off for you, but decided to go have a drink instead.

Traerindercella 156,239 10
08/16/2005 07:29 AM

Um, as a matter of fact I have gone exactly 216 hours - thankyouverymuch!

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:30 AM

That's cool. I don't drink, so I can drive us home later.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:31 AM

WAIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DONKEY'S HOUSE!?!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 201,941 7
08/16/2005 07:32 AM

I would like to go on record saying if Rindercella showed her boobs, I still wouldn't like her.

PhIa Mignon 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:32 AM

Sorry about that, Me. Just close your eyes. It will all be over very soon.

Millie 107,064 10
08/16/2005 07:35 AM

Maybe not, Oliver, but you would still masturbate to them.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 07:36 AM

Game. Set. Match.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 201,941 7
08/16/2005 07:38 AM

But I would be yelling profanities at my penis the whole time.

Millie 107,064 10
08/16/2005 07:38 AM

And that would be something new for you?

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 590 6
08/16/2005 08:05 AM

Big Irish Guy (last word pronounced Gee), impersonated me a couple of days after I first got here. I was none too pleased for two reasons:



1. As a new person, first impressions matter.



A lot.



2. People might think I'm Big Irish Gee.

Phla Mignon 103,434 13
08/16/2005 08:12 AM

1. Who are you again?



2. No. Really. No.

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 590 6
08/16/2005 11:49 AM

1. I'd tell you, but you'd just forget since you left your Snoopy notepad at home.



2. Gee. Really. Gee.

newwave 45,836 7
08/16/2005 02:54 PM

Um... MEGA-BURN!! Am I right?

Rindercella 134 5
08/16/2005 05:38 PM

Thank you for the personal apology Mr. Hargrave.

Dead Robot 67,245 11
08/16/2005 06:12 PM

I think Trixxie has "Cinderfella" so forget that one.



Nutbutter has "Wimpyfella".



I have "BunderWella" registered, so forget it.



"Chickens" and all those variations are taken too.

Frogpop - Wicked Smaht 155,678 12
08/16/2005 06:36 PM

Would you be interested in buying Stuperturkeys old account?

Jilly 24,640 6
08/16/2005 06:56 PM

What happens if you get reported? Do you get a spanking from John himself?

Chance or Garrett? 24,135 6
08/16/2005 07:06 PM

I think it's despicable, these people pretending to be someone else.



I mean really, who does these things?

Trixxiewan Kenobie 64,479 13
08/16/2005 07:07 PM

I kissed John Hargrave once.

PhIa Mignon 168,693 11
08/16/2005 07:49 PM

Thank you for the personal apology Mr. Hargrave.



John, if you seriously already replied to this nose wiper, I'm going to be very hurt. I sent you an email WEEKS ago, and haven't heard anything.

gorcerella 41,034 10
08/16/2005 07:51 PM

Are we still teasing this poor user?



Cool.

Jilly 24,640 6
08/16/2005 08:08 PM

BUT SERIOUSLY...

1)what happens to the "reportee"?

2)can i report myself?

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,034 6
08/16/2005 08:25 PM

Rinder, I hope you're getting off to the form letter.



Let me guess, it was something about being fixed in the next version of GAB?

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
08/16/2005 08:41 PM

"Color me confused."



red, orange, blue, burnt sienna, flesh-- AH here we are!



confused!





<action>looks through his box of Crayolas</action>

johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
08/16/2005 08:56 PM

I'm so glad to see some signs of compassion keeping this thread going. Think I'll change my name to Kielbacerella.

Dead Robot 67,245 11
08/16/2005 08:58 PM

Crayola had to change the name of their "confused" crayons because confused people thought it racist.



So they call it "Naked Whitey" now.