Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
08/15/2005 09:06 PM

Yeah, Lots of fun.



Hope you have a powerful detergent at hand.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/15/2005 09:07 PM

don't worry Rindercella.......... It's part of the game.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,771 17
08/15/2005 09:09 PM

Um, your name IS Rindercella.



Color me confused.

Cruising for a Boozing 9,950 12
08/15/2005 09:10 PM

seems someone else has already logged in using my name



So there are two of you now ? and we have to decide which is the real one and which is just the T-1000 pretending to be Sarah Connors ?



Or like in that porno where the guy bangs the twins ?

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,232 10
08/15/2005 09:10 PM

"It wasn't me, it was someone using my name."





Friendly advice; give it up. Even if it's true. Better people than you have been driven from this board for using that defense.



MUCH better.

RinderceIla 2,480 10
08/15/2005 09:23 PM

WHA-HOO! Look at me everybody! I've gone Frost-ing daffy, and AHHH IT's GOT MY LEG SOMEONE HELP BLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRG

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 09:23 PM

No silly monkey. Anita moved in with Spicey.

RinderceIla 130,632 34
08/15/2005 09:25 PM

Is this the line for Space Mountain?

Everyones ('Aaron Altman') McGrudge 2,480 10
08/15/2005 09:25 PM

-All credit for Rinder's last comment goes to BIG, as I she couldn't have done it without him.

Everyones ('Aaron Altman') McGrudge 2,480 10
08/15/2005 09:27 PM

AH! My beloved spoon has betrayed me!

Rindercella 139 8
08/15/2005 09:27 PM

okay, like i said hope you are having fun - I reported your ass. Frost you.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/15/2005 09:27 PM

and only one exclamation

Chi Chi Felipe, aka The Rugged Child 161,287 14
08/15/2005 09:33 PM

I reported my ass once. He refused to take me through the Grand Canyon, so I reported him to the rangers. The homeless ate well that night.

Millie 116,854 28
08/15/2005 09:34 PM

Rindercella, this happened to me. It's because the lower-case L and upper-case I look the same.



I changed my Ls to upper case and my Is to lower-case for a while.



Either that, or change your name to something with no Ls or Is.



Yes, I'm being nice. But that's because I can't stand someone to pretend to be me. It pisses me off.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 09:38 PM

My Ass : A Report

by Phla M.



I can't see it. Every time I turn around, it is gone.



The End

UnderHaggis! 99,723 76
08/15/2005 09:56 PM

<action>turns around</action>



I am not Anita!

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,232 10
08/15/2005 10:00 PM

True.



But I still like you anyways.

Everyones ('Aaron Altman') McGrudge 2,480 10
08/15/2005 10:02 PM

You reported my ass? Well good call there. I use my fingers to type, not my ass. Leave him out of this!

MiIIie 205,285 31
08/15/2005 10:08 PM

All righty then!



Who wants to see Millie's my breasts?

Millie 177,870 22
08/15/2005 10:09 PM

I'm using "Millie" just to show everyone that it can be done without using capital-i's or tricks like that. I'm a mother-Frosting witch.



This is different from the trick where I actually post from someone else's account, 'cause John yells at me when I do that. He's such a meanie.

dropkick brody 43,075 12
08/15/2005 10:11 PM

Uh oh.



Millie's gonna be mad.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:12 PM

I am not Anita!



Yeah yeah, we know. You're her brother.

130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:14 PM

Enougheth with thy beatings! I'll get ye, vile steak!

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,771 17
08/15/2005 10:16 PM

Phla... the voices are talking to you again aren't they?

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
08/15/2005 10:17 PM

okay, like i said hope you are having fun - I reported your ass. Frost you.



Oh, no. Daddy John is going to be mad at us.





I hope we get a spanking.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,232 10
08/15/2005 10:18 PM

Oh Millie. No.



Actually ADMITTING that something people can do pisses you off?



Have you learned NOTHING?



You're in for 6 months of imping, you know that, right?

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,450 12
08/15/2005 10:18 PM

Nah, we like Millie.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:19 PM

Actually I was getting worried because they stopped for a while.



We were horribly mundane this weekend, weren't we precioussss?

PhIa Mignon 173,911 15
08/15/2005 10:23 PM

Of course, the voices only start when I stop masturbating for too long or when I'm not getting laid. I don't expect the voices to bother me too much.

Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that, Trae. You never go more than 12 hours without a Coleridge in you.

PhIa Mignon 173,911 15
08/15/2005 10:23 PM

I suck at this game.

PhIa Mignon 173,911 15
08/15/2005 10:24 PM

Also, this steak feels dirty. I miss my baby head in the bowling ball.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:26 PM

YES! Hey, can you go check the stove? I don't really want to get up.

Traerindercella 156,771 17
08/15/2005 10:27 PM

<action> dances through thread "snoopy style" having fun with her name

Daggy, now with 50% more Boho! 86,640 14
08/15/2005 10:28 PM

This week, I've decided to look like Princess Mary of Denmark.

Millie 116,854 28
08/15/2005 10:28 PM

I'm not mad. I don't care anymore.



Everyone knows I will never show my boobs, but I'm sure there are many who would love to see Dogs boobs.



Rindercella, I'm sure if you show your boobs to the GAB collective, they will decide they like you.



That's the way it works in this sexist, patriarchal world.



Or give everyone cookies.

PhIa Mignon 173,911 15
08/15/2005 10:29 PM

<action>checks the stove</action>You left it on. I thought about turning it off for you, but decided to go have a drink instead.

Traerindercella 156,771 17
08/15/2005 10:29 PM

Um, as a matter of fact I have gone exactly 216 hours - thankyouverymuch!

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:30 PM

That's cool. I don't drink, so I can drive us home later.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:31 PM

WAIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DONKEY'S HOUSE!?!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,450 12
08/15/2005 10:32 PM

I would like to go on record saying if Rindercella showed her boobs, I still wouldn't like her.

PhIa Mignon 173,911 15
08/15/2005 10:32 PM

Sorry about that, Me. Just close your eyes. It will all be over very soon.

Millie 116,854 28
08/15/2005 10:35 PM

Maybe not, Oliver, but you would still masturbate to them.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 10:36 PM

Game. Set. Match.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,450 12
08/15/2005 10:38 PM

But I would be yelling profanities at my penis the whole time.

Millie 116,854 28
08/15/2005 10:38 PM

And that would be something new for you?

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
08/15/2005 11:05 PM

Big Irish Guy (last word pronounced Gee), impersonated me a couple of days after I first got here. I was none too pleased for two reasons:



1. As a new person, first impressions matter.



A lot.



2. People might think I'm Big Irish Gee.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/15/2005 11:12 PM

1. Who are you again?



2. No. Really. No.

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
08/16/2005 02:49 AM

1. I'd tell you, but you'd just forget since you left your Snoopy notepad at home.



2. Gee. Really. Gee.

newwave 45,912 9
08/16/2005 05:54 AM

Um... MEGA-BURN!! Am I right?

Rindercella 139 8
08/16/2005 08:38 AM

Thank you for the personal apology Mr. Hargrave.

Dead Robot 67,626 15
08/16/2005 09:12 AM

I think Trixxie has "Cinderfella" so forget that one.



Nutbutter has "Wimpyfella".



I have "BunderWella" registered, so forget it.



"Chickens" and all those variations are taken too.

Frogpop - Wicked Smaht 173,113 25
08/16/2005 09:36 AM

Would you be interested in buying Stuperturkeys old account?

Jilly 24,690 8
08/16/2005 09:56 AM

What happens if you get reported? Do you get a spanking from John himself?

Chance or Garrett? 24,152 8
08/16/2005 10:06 AM

I think it's despicable, these people pretending to be someone else.



I mean really, who does these things?

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,014 14
08/16/2005 10:07 AM

I kissed John Hargrave once.

PhIa Mignon 173,911 15
08/16/2005 10:49 AM

Thank you for the personal apology Mr. Hargrave.



John, if you seriously already replied to this nose wiper, I'm going to be very hurt. I sent you an email WEEKS ago, and haven't heard anything.

gorcerella 41,132 12
08/16/2005 10:51 AM

Are we still teasing this poor user?



Cool.

Jilly 24,690 8
08/16/2005 11:08 AM

BUT SERIOUSLY...

1)what happens to the "reportee"?

2)can i report myself?

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/16/2005 11:25 AM

Rinder, I hope you're getting off to the form letter.



Let me guess, it was something about being fixed in the next version of GAB?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/16/2005 11:41 AM

"Color me confused."



red, orange, blue, burnt sienna, flesh-- AH here we are!



confused!





<action>looks through his box of Crayolas</action>

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 11:56 AM

I'm so glad to see some signs of compassion keeping this thread going. Think I'll change my name to Kielbacerella.

Dead Robot 67,626 15
08/16/2005 11:58 AM

Crayola had to change the name of their "confused" crayons because confused people thought it racist.



So they call it "Naked Whitey" now.