SHP, black, white, and happy all over 181,790 70
08/16/2005 03:02 PM

I looked. Your plan was foiled!



Also, it sucked.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 03:03 PM

But what about Willie and Billie?





Yeah, again, I got nothin'

Jilly 24,693 8
08/16/2005 03:03 PM

I love you

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 03:16 PM

It must be TRUE.............. A pic is worth a thousand words!

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/16/2005 03:38 PM

Jilly's profile has once again updated to show the truth - no funniest posts. Life is good.



Also, Jilly, you on a mission from Satan to hand out as many nega-clickies as you are administered? Cause you're doing a smashing job.



Carroll.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 03:54 PM

C'mon Lila............. let me find love.

Millie 116,988 28
08/16/2005 04:04 PM

Computer people, please tell me how to make the pictures bigger.



Thank you Sausage-Boy.



I wanted to show you some of my artwork, but my image-hosting site seems to be very slow today.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 04:08 PM

use email Millie........ use JPG photos. I can enhance any JPG.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 04:11 PM

bigger is not always better

Jilly 24,693 8
08/16/2005 04:12 PM

Lila - hey girl! How are things over at Old Navy? Still selling tons of cami's, bootcut jeans, and cargos? Still taking pictures of yourself in the mall bathroom? Bless your little heart!

gorcerella 41,132 13
08/16/2005 04:14 PM

I guess in the vacuum left by taking back every mean thing said/thought about Lila, your bowles leaked and you Shakespeare your brain?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 04:16 PM

Jilly, I don't like or dis-like you.



However, I LOVE Lila. And I will pretend to make your life a living hell if you don't back the Frost up and quit thinking you're worthy enough to talk to her. I will convince myself that my thoughts and feelings about you mean something to you, and I will say things while making myself think that I'm hurting you.



You don't want to pseudo-Frost with me, because I will pseudo-kick your ass.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 04:17 PM

I'm not sure what I just said. But just know that you are not worthy to lick the dog Shakespeare off of Lila's boot.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
08/16/2005 04:18 PM

Nice artwork. But it took Michelangelo, like, 4 years to paint the Sistine Chapel.



What I'm trying to say, Johnny, is, "Please go away for 4 years."

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 04:19 PM

No cat fights on my thread please

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 04:21 PM

Sorry BJ....... I'm suffering from artist's block..... be here until it's unblocked

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/16/2005 04:21 PM

I think it's interesting that some people call something "art," while most people would call it "Something grandpa can work on in his garage so he will leave us the Frost alone."

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 04:37 PM

I think it's interesting that some people call something "art," while most people would call it "Something grandpa can work on in his garage so he will leave us the Frost alone."



My grandpa had a playroom in his garage. He was a nice old guy. He took all the boys and girls from the neighborhood in there to play.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 04:38 PM

They let him out of jail in 19 months.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/16/2005 04:40 PM

I never got caught

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/16/2005 04:47 PM

I did, But I pleaded Michael Jackson and they gave me $50,000!!!

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/16/2005 05:55 PM

How are things over at Old Navy?

Still selling tons of cami's, bootcut jeans, and cargos?



Old Navy? What the fuc...ohhh, you saw ONE pic of me (nevermind the hundreds from Boston) and assumed that since my shirt had words on it that described a store I must be an employee of said store.

I guess that means you work at Dumb Carroll Inc.



Still taking pictures of yourself in the mall bathroom?



Umm, actually, dumbass, that was in the bathroom of the Mirage hotel in Vegas where the fiance and I were staying for free. You wouldn't know anything about Vegas, though, since you've never ventured outside the confines of your trailer park.



Bless your little heart!



Declan, why don't YOU take that last line for me?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/16/2005 06:11 PM

If she didn't listen to ska, I'd take Lila right here, right now.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/16/2005 06:15 PM

<action> hides checkered vans. Stops skankin.



Umm..yeah. Ska sucks.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/16/2005 06:20 PM

Lila - you are always tripping. Geez - take a deep breath.

So you don't work retail - fine.

I just thought that was a t-shirt.

But it couldn't be because you were at the Mirage ("fer free") It must be a loose bohemian dress - very trendy...especially for the Mirage.

And what is that around your neck? I thought it was a dressing room key. My bad. I didn't realize it was a sapphire necklace.

My apologies -- stay sweet.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 06:37 PM

I want to stab Jilly in the throat with her daddy's erect 3 inch penis. But probably only because I'm crushing on Lila today.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/16/2005 06:41 PM

take a valium or 378,943

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/16/2005 06:46 PM

Janey, I'm totally crushing on you too. Things are going really well for me these days. I'll try and login to IM later so's us gals can catch up.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/16/2005 06:49 PM

Honey, if I had Valium, to you really think I'd be sitting here on GAB? I'd be sitting on the floor in a puddle of my own saliva, the way God intended.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/16/2005 07:02 PM

Hi! My name's Jilly and I look like I'm about to stick a dick into my mouth!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/16/2005 09:19 PM

Speakers are upsidedown and you have left and right mixxed up. Plus that looks like a candle on top of the left one that you have on the right. Bad.



SUYT!

Polo Chukker 4,634 12
08/16/2005 09:28 PM

"For Millie and Jilly Eyes only.."



Who's Jilly Eyes?

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/16/2005 09:32 PM

WHY IS SHE IN THE "O" PHOTOALBUM!?



I WAS PROMISED MY OWN PAGE AND NOW I HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH A RETARD!?

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 9
08/16/2005 09:38 PM

OfficeHag = Jilly = Shakespearety picture in "O" section of picture album.

Millie 116,988 28
08/17/2005 12:06 PM

Johnny, I like your art, though I can't see it very well.



To everyone who makes fun of it--Frost off! I like that kind of art!



Do those sculptures move?



Here are two I did; they are wind-powered. O.K., some people might call them whirly-gigs but I call them art!



Here's my spaceman one.



Here's a cat.

Duh-Dum-Dum 24,152 8
08/17/2005 12:12 PM

Supreme Awesomeness Millie, I like your art, it's very stylized. It kind of looks like Tim Burton meets Disney. You should get into metalwork, I think you could do some amazing things with your hands working with metal.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 12:17 PM

Great whimsies Millie. Some of mine move, others just have meaning. I'll email you and Jilly some clearer photos. Sharing is as much fun as creating.

Armored 3,923 8
08/17/2005 12:17 PM

I mistakenly clicked the OfficeHag photo link.



If your eyes sunk any further into your skull you'd be able to see out the back of it.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/17/2005 01:10 PM

Hi! My name's Jilly and I look like I'm about to stick a dick into my mouth



wow. you must have had bad luck with dicks. I'd have to open my mouth a lot wider to give my honey a BJ

Jilly 24,693 8
08/17/2005 01:29 PM

ARMORED! Can you please send a pic of yourself? From your bio, you sound pretty HOT and sexxxy.



I am a 21 year old Frat boy. I reckon that's all one needs in order to make an accurate assumption about my personality.



I work at a movie theater. Yes I can get you free tickets but I can't give you any popcorn. It's not allowed

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 01:31 PM

Jilly has new mail

Jilly 24,693 8
08/17/2005 01:35 PM

I like #4 the best.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/17/2005 01:39 PM

Here's what I don't get. What possible fun can Lila get out of this? What hasn't been said before that can be said now?



This noob bashing thing is just so Frost-ing old. get over it.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 01:42 PM

Which Hag was that Jilly........ I forgot the order??

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 01:45 PM

n00b bashing is like trying to make and android paranoid........ it doesn't work

Jilly 24,693 8
08/17/2005 01:46 PM

With the red bird... kind of reminds me of a a cocapelli.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 01:47 PM

awww sugar.......... I mispelled a 2 letter word.......... no wonder i suck at scrabble

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 01:48 PM

do you meen Kokopelli

Jilly 24,693 8
08/17/2005 01:49 PM

hehee- yeah.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 01:51 PM

Kokopelli is one of my favorite jesters. He does have his dark sides though.

Armored 3,923 8
08/17/2005 02:06 PM

ARMORED! Can you please send a pic of yourself? From your bio, you sound pretty HOT and sexxxy.



Taller guy on the left.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/17/2005 02:12 PM

Okay okay... not bad. I can be mature enough to admit that you are easy on the eyes. (my eyes, which are sunken in my head)

So you're decent looking- but still very rude - and a little pale.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 02:18 PM

OMG............. guy on right has one of those swedish pubic beards glued on!

Armored 3,923 8
08/17/2005 02:21 PM

OMG............. guy on right has one of those swedish pubic beards glued on!



He's jewish.



And I'm a frat guy. Being rude is our mantra. That and drinking keg beer.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 02:26 PM

as long as your mantra doesn't involve any kind of pubic hair........ you are welcome to this thread that has nothing to do with pubic hair.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/17/2005 04:51 PM

Alive........ Alive........... Thank gawd for lightening!