LPenguin 42 8
08/19/2005 12:52 AM

I fad the shortest job, probably about 3 1/2 hours before I got sacked :p

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/19/2005 12:55 AM

1. landscaper

2. video store clerk

3. music store clerk

4. second hand clothing store clerk

5. pizza company order taker

6. pizza company complaint handler

7. pizza company trainer/senior supervisor

8. pizza restaurant assistant manager

9. electronics store clerk

10. inside sales rep for promotional products

11. inside sales rep for junk removal company

12. see name



The only ones I didn't get fired from were landscaping, the second hand clothing store, and the electronics store.

SharkBait 183 7
08/19/2005 01:00 AM

My checkered past hasn't been the same since my boss kinged me.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/19/2005 01:14 AM

Millie should have been in the movie Clerks

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/19/2005 02:10 AM

1) Dry Cleaners Clerk/Cashier

2) Dorm Cluster Office Staff

3) Dorm Mail Sorter

4) Carpenter's Assistant

5) Temp Office Worker (Housing Maintenance Clerk)

6) Calzone Delivery Technician

7) Unionized Office Worker (Overnight Emergency Maintenance Clerk)

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
08/19/2005 02:33 AM

32. tampon factory worker



When you quit, did you tell them to take this job and shove it?

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
08/19/2005 03:03 AM

6) Calzone Delivery Technician



Heh.

Robin® 14,626 10
08/19/2005 03:04 AM

1. Telemarketer

2. Compaq factory worker

3. Waitress

4. Sales associate

5. Data entry

6. DNA synthesis.





I feel I've moved up the food chain.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/19/2005 03:30 AM

1) Delivered Newspapers

2) Bus Boy

3) Pharmacy Clerk

4) Security Guard

5) Hospital Orderly

6) Operating Room Tech

7) EMT-1

8) Paramedic (also sold real part time)

9) Fire Dept. Captain / Paramedic

10) Life Flight Medic (part time)

11) Pacemaker / Defibrillator Sales Manager Pacific Northwest

12) Registered Nurse (ER Children's Hospital)

13) Occupational Health and Safety Director (10,000 employee corporation)



My current occupation is a RN / Charge Nurse in the ER of a trauma center. I also maintain my paramedic certification.



I may be a nOOb on GAB, but I've been around awhile.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/19/2005 03:42 AM

Heh.



Heh my butt! Where's my clickie!



And do you want extra marinara sauce?

BobJohnson, King of Belgium 178,045 22
08/19/2005 04:06 AM

Since I've been on Earth?



1. Dishwasher

2. Fast-food burger-flipper guy

3. Line cook

4. Forklift driver

5. Computer lab proctor

6. Web developer

***

7. Sys Admin

8. High-speed-Internet tech support for drunken American callers

9. Software Developer

10. King of Belgium



(The "***" is when I finished university. If I don't include that, the list makes me sound old.)



I've never been fired from a job; but I've been flirting dangerously close the last couple of weeks. I may update this tomorrow.

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
08/19/2005 06:04 AM

Pre-university:

Office slave



During university:

Tourist guide

Office intern



After receiving my degree:

Marketing intern

PhD-student

University teacher

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/19/2005 06:09 AM

I've kept the same job for years:

Bum

jepreport - premature articulator 58,758 13
08/19/2005 09:23 AM

In chronological order:



Middle School

1. Paper Boy

2. Convenience Store Stock Boy

3. Cook



High School

4. Street Pharmacist

5. Driving Range Grounds Maintenance

6. Grocery Store Stock Boy

7. Bootlegger

8. Amateur Gynecologist*

9. Cook

10. Army Reserve (Infantry)



Post High School

11. US Navy Electronics Technician (6 years)

12. Bartender

13. Part Sorter

14. Quality Control Technician

15. Quality Engineer

16. Competitive Intelligence Analyst

17. OEM-Supplier Quality Liason (Professional Commuter)



* Was not paid for this, but should have been for the amount of effort and time put into it.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 09:32 AM

And here I was, thinking millie had been hiding some God awful fashion or artistic secret from us.



I've been:



1)Burger King

2)HVAC helper

3)HVAC service tech

4)Apartment maintenance

5)HVAC service tech

5)Lemonade concession stand engineer

6)CompUSA software sales

7)CompUSA Front End Manager

8)MBNA (Satan's) Customer Satisfaction Representative

9)Temp: some guy in a county roads office

10)Temp:office asst for construction company

11)Office asst for construction company (fired)

12)Temp: office assistant for apartment complex

13)Office assistant for non-profit (fired)

14)Temp: purchasing assistant for large office supply company

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 09:38 AM

Waitress

Waitress somewhere else

Waitress again

Office ASSistant

Office hag

Office hag with a bigger pubicle,er I mean cubicle

Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/19/2005 09:39 AM

1.Riding instructor

2.Candy striper

3.Craft store clerk

4.Head shop clerk

5.Avon Lady

6.Child care provider

7.Waitress

8.Clerk at Radio Shack

9.Waitress

10.receptionist at recording studio

11.Waitress

12.Shift Manager at Holiday Inn

13.Singing Telegram Deliverer

14.House cleaner

15.Telephone "operator" for a 976-CHAT company-heh..

16.Collections manager (sometimes I had to call myself with this one)

17.Dept Manager at Wal-Mart

18.Bait and Tackle shop owner

19.Excavator (Operated a skid-steer loader)

20.Pizza Cook

21.School portrait photographer.



I'm sure you can add 'waitress' in there a few more times...

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 09:44 AM

Oh, and now I am a systems analyst for NASA.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/19/2005 09:45 AM

13.Singing Telegram Deliverer



I heard that you were feeling ill,

Headache fever and a chill

*forgets the rest*

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 09:48 AM

I heard that you were feeling ill,

Headache fever and a chill

Wishing you the best of Luck...



you finish... heh

Tingles 2,134 8
08/19/2005 09:53 AM

I've never been a waitress or a prostitute.



It's never too late to start...

Tingles 2,134 8
08/19/2005 10:14 AM

1. Male gigilo

2. Sean Penn stunt double

3. Brothel door man

4. President of Venezuela

5. Director of gynecology---Stockholm Sweden.

6. ONLY Official Beer taster (North American Branch)

7. The guy who confiscates illegal Cuban cigars at the airport.

8. Breast pump salesman



What?.....oh, I thought this was the fantasy job thread!....sorry.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/19/2005 10:18 AM

1. Worked for a pop corn place in the mall

2. Clerk at a purse stand at the mall

3. Cleaned a car dealership

4. Waitress at waffle place

5. Waitress at pancake place

6. Waitress at steak house

7. Clothing store manager

8. Art dept. manager at hobby store

9. Lighting designer

10. Sold picture packages over the phone for EXACTLY 7 hours

11. Sold time shares over the phone

13. Kitchen designer and carpet sales

14. Waitress at upscale restaurant

15. (current)Commercial interior designer.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/19/2005 10:21 AM

1) Paper route (age 11 - 15)



2) Apple picker (for one week. $.50 per bushel. I think I made a dollar)



3) Dishwasher (6 months)



4) Burger King (4 1/2 years)



5) Bellboy at the Sheraton Tara Hotel. I was hired but never actually worked there once I saw the beefeater uniform I was required to wear. (this was during my time at BK)



7) Stock boy, Zayre Department Store. Lasted a week. So soul-crushing it made Burger King look like a dream job. (during BK)



8) "System Administrator/Programmer", Babson College. This was a co-op job during high school. They told me I'd be programming COBOL but all they had me do was run around campus matching random keys up to computer security locks. I quit after two weeks.



9) Assistant tech at a computer store. I formatted 20mb hard drives in Hyundai and Leading Edge 8088 PCs (during tech school)

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/19/2005 10:22 AM

9) PC Field Service tech. My first "real" job and beginning of my career. For five years I drove around New England, mostly Boston and Providence, fixing PCs. This was back in "the day" so I got a great introduction to classic PC hardware such as the original Compaq Portable, HP LJ 1 and 2, IBM PC, XT, and AT, Early IBM PS2s (model 30, 60, 55sx, etc), Bernoulli Boxes, Seagate ST-225 Hard Drives, and DOS 2.0. It was a great job with an awesome company for three years and then it all turned to Shakespeare when the president started snorting the profits up his nose and eventually sold us out to a company who immediately installed an HR guy. I jumped ship shortly after that happened.



10) Hardware tech at the hospital I work at now. I was basically hired to do in-house what they were paying my old company to do. My old company almost sued me for taking the job but the guy who hired me had friends in high places at the other hospitals they did business with so they eventually gave up. Worked this job for two years.



11) Current job, which has evolved somewhat in the nine years I've worked here. Started as an admin for some Novell (v. 3.2, I think?) servers and eventually converted over to NT/2000/2003, some DBA, and some financial application support.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/19/2005 10:22 AM

Mit der ages.



1. Laundromat janitor (14)

2. Library janitor (15-16)

3. Landscaper (summers)

4. Forklift, textile machinery operator (17-19, my first full-time job)

5. Cafe manager, Brooklyn, yo (19-20)

6. College dishwasher, Berklee (21)

7. College prep cook (22-23)

8. Stockboy, NFC (23-24)

9. Cashier, Whole Foodz (24-25)

10. IT guy, Whole Foods (25-28)

11. Online content producer, ZD (28-30)

12. Executive Producer of Media, OZM (30-32)

13. Producer, Computer Stew (33-34)

14. Chief of Multimedia Investigations, Suffolk DA's Office (34-38)

15. Covert Assassin, NSA (current)

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 10:25 AM

I haven't even finished college yet, but I've had quite a few jobs



-Camp counselor (and you've heard the stories)



-Counter girl at my uncle's deli



-Catering assistant with same uncle's catering business



-Dance teacher



-Counter girl at a pizza shop



-Betsy Ross/tour guide at the Betsy Ross house in Philadelphia



-Cheerleading coach



-HR student worker



-Aerobics instructor at a nursing home



-Toys R Us seasonal worker (I quit the very first night)



-Publicity and PR for a local concert venue

Phuc 237,919 21
08/19/2005 10:28 AM

Oh, yeah, I was the music director at a summer camp when I was 23 or so. I also did the counsellor thing for a few weeks.



It's kinda funny if you think about it.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 10:35 AM

Oh, and I have a friend whose job for the summer is to sit on a stool and watch a conveyor belt of Tostitos salsa jar lids go by to check them for dents. Any with dents, he pulls of the conveyor belt and puts in a basket. He does this for 10 hours a day, with two fifteen minute breaks and one half hour lunch break all freakin day.



If I were him, I would have either gone blind by now, or would have completely snapped after week 5 and ran through the factory smashing jars and pouring salsa and cheese all over myself while screaming, "SOOOO SHINY!! LIDS SO SHIIIIIINNNNNYYYYYY!!!!"

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 11:16 AM

paperboy after school

papers before school

papers Sunday

papers Evenings (plus passed out the number.

shoveled snow

mowed lawns

pumped gas (when it was $0.19/gal)

cobbler/shoe repair

feed and grain preperation

coal delivery

hardware & lumber sales

Navy 12 years

electronic technician

radar operator

communication tech

nuclear reactor operator

newpaper editor

engineering supervisor

radioactive labratory technician/supervisor

CIA operative/disavowed

antique sales

millionaire

gambler

bum

starving artist

lottery winner

gambler

gabber

ZUG

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/19/2005 11:29 AM

Gork was a HVAC service tech? Also known as an EMT....or as I like to call them Elderly Manipulation Technicians.



1. Telemarketer for Mortgages

2. Cashier at Gas station

3. Telemarketer for AC c&t's

4. Dog and cat poop cleaner upper (nothing like the smell of a kennel in the morning)

5. Advertising for a local strip club.

6. Vet technician

7. Secretary for a large AC company

Duh-Dum-Dum 24,152 8
08/19/2005 11:38 AM

I'm 24, here is the very long list of jobs I've had:



1) Toys R' Us

2) Engineered Castings



It sucks being the only one who stays at a job for about 3 years each.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 11:42 AM

or as I like to call them Elderly Manipulation Technicians.



While that was true of my boss- a fat bastard who could sell rice to Chinese rice farmer- I was idealistic. I treated old folks with respect and honesty.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 11:43 AM

have no fear dum. Variety is the spice of life.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/19/2005 11:46 AM

I treated old folks with respect and honesty.



HAHA!



Man, you're missing out.



*points to sweet cardigan sweater, polyester slacks, Powder Blue '82 Lincoln Continental with whitewalls, and Garden Gnome*



There was an old couple that lived in the house behind me, and I "treated them with respect". They gave me the keys to their house so that I could watch the place for them while they were on vacation.



Profit!

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/19/2005 11:48 AM

pumped gas (when it was $0.19/gal)



WOW...your balls are saggy, Old man.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/19/2005 11:53 AM

I was idealistic. I treated old folks with respect and honesty.



I sense you didnt make alot of money in sales then.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 11:56 AM

When I was about 11 I volunteered at a nursing home. I didn't have to do anything gross, and was there to just keep them company. I became very close with this old woman named Bridie, whose family never visited her and it made me very sad.



So anyway, I wanted to do something nice for her, so I went and bought her a necklace. It wasn't diamonds or anything, but it was a nice silver one with an angel charm, and I spent a lot of money on it for my age. I gave it to her, and she was so happy, and she put it on immediately. The director of the home knew I had given her a present, and so she came in the room and complimented Bridie on her beautiful necklace while I sat there and beamed.



But then, the old coot starts babbling on about how her mother had given her the necklace, and it had been in her family for generations. I was like, "You Frostin' liar!" I didn't mean to say it, but I was young and really upset and it just sort of burst out of me.



I stopped visting the home for a while because I felt so bad. When I came back, I learned the unfortunate news that Bridie had passed. I was really sad that things had ended the way they did, but I learned a valuable lesson from that experience: God hates liars.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/19/2005 11:58 AM

Folded metal at an HVAC company



Packaged chicken legs at a grocery store



HVAC company again - for eleven years



Construction worker



Residential air systems designer

Cruising for a Boozing 9,993 12
08/19/2005 12:00 PM

I've never been fired, either



1. Paper boy - Fired

2. Kitchen assistant - Had to leave due to working underage

3. Kitchen Assistant - Fired

4. Kitchen assistant - Fired

5. Shop Assistant - Left the country

6. Barman - Fired

7. Steelworker - Fired

8. Cashier - Current



Suprisingly I've never been employee of the month.

Duh-Dum-Dum 24,152 8
08/19/2005 12:00 PM

Way to go Erika!



If you get another Birdie, you'll be 4 under par.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 12:07 PM

I sense you didnt make alot of money in sales then.



I didn't make much, period.



But that's ok because I diddled his daughter on his bed, with his porn on the tv, with her in her mother's neglige (sp?) and after she got herself ready with her mother's 'toy'.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/19/2005 12:12 PM

Gorck, that's a good score for you, but that's a little gross on her part.



She sounds a little damaged.



Awesome, dude.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/19/2005 12:15 PM

THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!!!

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 12:15 PM

She sounds a little damaged.



When she was 5, her real biological father (her stepfather had raised her since she was 3 or so) and his female cousin got stoned on some beach at a state park, then told her not to turn around. They made animal noises.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/19/2005 12:19 PM

What in the bloody hell! Apparently I'm speechless!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 12:27 PM

Woah guys, Woah.







Stockboy.



Thread Protector cleaner.



The annoying Frosthead that calls you during dinner to do pointless surveys.



Aftermarket Body Part salesman, Afterhours Security guard AND, as Jeprep so elegantly put it, Street Pharmacist.







Oh.. And French Fry technician.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/19/2005 12:30 PM

Ive been:



1) a space pirate

2) studying gorillas in New Jersey

3) a carney

4) a hacker that discovers lost NASA files on UFOs

7) an auditor

8) Missle Commandeer.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 01:09 PM

2) studying gorillas in New Jersey





And what were your findings on BIG?

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 01:10 PM

I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 01:18 PM

I think someone should start a "Fantasy Job" thread. The 3 most favorite fantasy jobs you'd like to have. If I start it, I'll be accused of plagiarism, n00bing Millie, etc. Then I'll have to marry her and ZUG her forever. Any daring gabbers out here. I am watching!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/19/2005 01:44 PM

1-Slave for parents 1-12.

2-Paper boy. 8-12. Had 3 routes when I left.

(Left home at 12)

3-Unloaded Little Debbie semi-truck for driver for case of my choice Little Debbie Products.12

4-Clean barns for meals and bed at night.12

5-Swept Chicken Coop parking lots for whatever left over food they had at night.12

6-Auto Junk Yard. Removed parts and what I could and did oil changes for old man $5 a day plus a room at night for dog and myself. 12-13

7-Put small o-rings in baggies for $.05 per baggie. In juvy 13

8-Made signs,ashtrays,tables,benchs,floor and table lamps out of wood and sold to State of Michigan for 1.50 per hr time, again juvy work. 13-14

9-Sambo's dishwasher 14

10-Sambo's line "Chef" 1.65 hr. 15

(moved to Illinois)

11- Jack-in-the-Box midnight shift. restocked/cleaned/"cooked" 2.10 hr. 15-16

12- Full service gas station. Worked 16hr shifts for stright time ,3.00 hr.,and a sleeping room for my dog and me. 16-17

13-Janitor Service 4.00 hr. 17

14-Fabrick Warehouse, stockroom. $4.50hr 17-18

15-Plastic injection factory. 4.50hr 18

16-Safety glass injection factory. 18

17-Lottery ticket printing shop. Worked warehouse/shipping-rec. 18

18-Full service gas station/small parts installer. 18

19-Shipping/Rec. forman for label maker and print shop. 18-19 (1979 daughter born)

20- Housekeeping Good Shepard Hospital 19

21- Communications operator Good Shepard hosp. 19-20

(moved back to Michigan)

22-Supervisor night crew housekepping Bronson Hospital Kalamazoo 20

23- Bill Colmans TV and appliance rental. Delivery/repo man, Tv's and aplinances.(worked days with above job) 20

(moved back to Illinois)

24-Worked for a machine shop running and doing set-up on most machines(screw/lathe/punchs) assited in QC and was taught carbon die making for parts. 20-21

(moved to LA,Californa)

25-Shipping/Rec forman for a head shop supply warehouse.(most laid back job ever)21-22

26-Volvo dealership in Mahattan beach californa. Worked p/t nights till certified then quit above and became full time. 21-22

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/19/2005 01:45 PM

27-Motta Bros Auto Parts. part time nights with above job. 22

28- Did engine swaps on Chevy trucks for owner of dealership on weekends 200 bucks a swap cash. 22

(moved back to Illinois)

29-Midwest Imports ,wrench on rice burners. 23

30- Montgomary Wards Auto department manager/service writer. 23-25

31-owned a Mac Tool distributorship. 25-31

32-Standerd Gas Station operator. 32

33-Standerd Gas Corporation station auditor. 32

34-Road construction concrete saw man. 32-40

35-IT work for a company in the south which I am still under contract not to mention their name or that I worked for them. 40-43

36- IT work for Tuner broadcasting. 43-46

37- Professional dickhead/Emerson. currently working.



Also for the last 15 years I plow snow in the winter. Either in Michigan or Illinois. Wherever the snow is or whom is paying the most.



I have had a couple other jobs that lasted only a day or a few hours and I am the kind of person that if I don't like what I am doing I will leave or not do it any more. There are also many many stories and IQ points within those jobs. I also picked the many fruits that grow in Michigan as a youth depending on the fruit depended on the pay.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/19/2005 08:04 PM

1. Software support

2. Software support

3. Assistant Manager - Retail sports clothes

4. Software support







Hmmm, if Vlad gets just one more software support job, it'll look like Vlad's list is flipping everyone off.

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
08/19/2005 08:35 PM

1)World's first space man.



The hours sucked.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/19/2005 08:42 PM

1. Janitor's helper.

2. Bus-boy.

3. Dishwasher

4. Fry-cook/Line Cook

5. Telemarketer

6. Pizza Delivery Boy

7. Reservation-taker for motel chain.

8. Prep Cook

9. Arby's Flunkee

10. Person who washes parts for a factory

11. Packer (not for a candy company, you sick Frosts)

12. Fork-lift driver

13. Machinist

14. Personal Ad Taker

15. Data Processing Intern

16. Technology Fellow

17. Computer Programmer

18. Child/Wife abuser.

Millie 116,988 28
08/19/2005 09:00 PM

Then I'll have to marry her and ZUG her forever.



Ewww.



And I guess Reaper has me beat, even though he is much, MUCH older than I am.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/19/2005 10:22 PM

1. mow lawns as a kid

2. lifeguard in HS/college

3. gym supervisor in college

4. current job consulting

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/20/2005 12:12 AM

Through high school

firecracker retailer

paperboy

flower delivery boy

cook at KFC

dishwasher at large breakfast-style restaurant

cook at large breakfast-style restaurant

salesman at Ace Hardware

plastic pool assembler



old college try #1

drinking and smoking dope



military service

radio repairman in USAF



old college try #2

drinking and smoking dope

office mover at the University

janitor at the university

pizza delivery guy





Post-college



Ann Arbor

film projectionist

paper carrier at newspaper (quit after 2 hours)

cook at omelette place *

prep cook at seafood restaurant

line cook at seafood restaurant

fish market manager/oyster cracker at seafood restaurant



* Tom Monaghan, owner of Dominos Pizza, always ordered an onion, green pepper and sausage omelette.



Washington DC

network administrator, Big 10 accounting firm

network administrator, Big 10 consulting firm



Moscow

manager of technology dept. for accounting firm

director or technology for a consulting company



New York

IT consultant

project manager at a hospital





I was about to say that I don't have much to show for all that labor, but then I peaked in at my wife sleeping in the bed and I guess it looks okay to me.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/20/2005 04:07 PM

Quickly hires Millie for the following jobs:



Johnnykielbasa post bumper

Johnnykielbasa script editor

Johnnykielbasa bodyguard

Johnnykielbasa art designer

Johnnykielbasa model

Johnnykielbasa nude model

Johnnykielbasa pimp

Johnnykielbasa weather forcaster

Johnnykielbasa Enterprises Money counter!!

Johnnykielbasa's Attorney protecting him from Reaper's lawsuit.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/20/2005 04:20 PM

Hardee's cashier (transfered to another store)

Hardee's cook/cashier/burger flipper (store closed out of the blue, lost job)

Wing Joint dishwasher (fired by Emerson boss who can't read calendar, restaurant closed a month later)

Wal-Mart cashier (went to college)

Food service worker in the athlete only kitchen (fired)

Hardee's Manager after college (quit after learning drug dealing boss was dealing out the drive thru window)

Steel distributor (fired after injury, though they'd blamed me clocking in two minutes late)

Temp job at auto parts mfg.

Arby's roast beef bitch (fired due to accusation of drinking on job, never Frost-ing happened)

Flyer hander-outer for a buddy's print shop

Internet based retail store owner

Internet based retail store killer.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/20/2005 04:24 PM

I can only guess the person who told me HH was actually John Hargraves was yanking my chain.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/20/2005 06:17 PM

Born in 1960 Millie.



I just started out young.



I forgot a couple on there. Pizza delivery in 79. Was a weekend job while wife was expecting. I also worked for a gas line company in 95. 50 Miles of 36" gas main line. From a new substation routed to old one. Lasted a year and company was from St. Louis,Mo. Went back to road construction afterward.

Millie 116,988 28
08/20/2005 09:40 PM

I was teasing you. I knew you were only a few years older than I am.



Well, FIVE years older.

Health Is Bad For Your Smoking 138 8
08/21/2005 10:10 AM

<action>is very tired</action>

When she was 5



I had to read this twice before I saw the "when" part...

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,527 61
09/17/2006 08:32 AM

1. mowed lawns

2. paperboy

3. stock boy in drugstore

4. mall security

5. theaters ticket taker

6. advertising agency

7. some modeling

8. profesional local theatre

9. print sales

10. insurance sales

11. financial advisor

13. delivered phone books to college campuses somewhere back around 6 or seven

14. land developer

BlueLep:In The Tree With Sarah 13,144 10
09/17/2006 08:42 AM

Time to list I guess...



1. Staples Associate

2. Petsmart Graveyard Shift Stocker

3. Coffee Bean Barista

4. My Own Company (Still In)

5. Gas Station Graveyard Shift

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,877 36
09/17/2006 08:43 AM

14. land raper developer. Fixed it.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,527 61
09/17/2006 08:59 AM

When you start living off the land as a hunter gatherer, then you can call developers rapists again. Till then, enjoy your apartment.

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/17/2006 09:46 AM

1. Grocery Bagger

2. MacBurger chucker

3. Telemarketer

- college

4. Sheet metal press operator

5. High school wrestling asst. coach. (yeah, i know, fag)

6. Chef

- end college

7. Body Piercing Artist

8. Tech support monkey

9. Tech support manager

10. Project manager - litigation support

11. IT manager

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/17/2006 11:09 AM

7. some modeling

8. profesional local theatre



I knew it!

Windex 21 7
09/17/2006 12:14 PM

In my defense, I worked more than one job most of the time; sometimes three jobs.



I've never been a waitress or a prostitute.



I've never been fired, either.



Surprisingly.



Can anyone beat my record?

m squared 2,881 7
09/17/2006 12:17 PM

This looks like fun. Heh.



1. House slave to parents. Washed dishes standing on a chair. Scrubbed tub and rest of bathroom by age 5. Did all housework plus yardwork by age 12.

2. Clothing store sales.

3. Assistant to the director,middle school youth service center

4. Temp:Middle school secretary's assistant

5. Housekeeper/nanny (For a damn Indian family for $50/week, plus getting hit on daily by the father! Who, by the way, just got out of prison for medicare fraud. [he was a doctor.])

6. Avon lady

7. Telemarketer

8. Library worker

9. Customer Service Rep, loan company

10. Receptionist, bank

11. Loan auditor, bank

12. Office manager, hearing aid center

13. Clerk, convenience store

14. Manager, convenience store

15. Sales, clothing store

16. General labor, construction company (Drywall, etc.)

17. Clerk, convenience store

18. Domestic Goddess

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/17/2006 05:03 PM

KFC

Bookstore



I spend more of my pay on books than I did on chicken.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/17/2006 05:04 PM

Let me do Jaggy's:



KFC

Bum

Sarah and Lep, sitting in a tree. 30,601 8
09/17/2006 05:08 PM

Toys 'R' Us

Selling malts at a sports arena

A rep for an HMO

Bartender

Medical biller for medical equipment



Booooooooooooooooooooring.

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
09/17/2006 05:37 PM

There once was a GABber named Sage

Who was always in a funk and a rage

He seemed to be under a hex

'Cause even with sex

He couldn't get more than minium wage.



----------------------------------------

Here's my life in no particular order:



fleet vehicles emissions testing

campus security at SCC

telephone interviewer

condominium manager

security for high-rise condo and the Seattle Tower (cool!)

office manager for chem. dep. treatment agency

security for mall

passenger van driver

janitorial services

form design (paper forms)

made money as a notary public

made money writing people's term papers for them

tutor for English as a Second Language classes

free-lance data entry specialist

data entry department supervisor



past four years: public-teat suckler and professional layabout



future: who knows? temp office worker.... uni student.... go to China and teach English. Wouldn't that be a blast? Having a whole generation of Chinese people speaking English, exactly like me.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/17/2006 06:03 PM

I haven't had that many jobs, but that's natural seeing as I'm only twenty and I'm a full time student. Most of my jobs have been fun - Theatre School Teacher, Daycare Assistant, Manager of an Art Gallery/Studio Shop/Econo Museum, Museum Student Curator. Unfortunately, in addition to this, I have worked for three different Tim Horton's in my home town. Three. Count 'em. Un, deux, trois. Three different stores, three different summers. The last one had drive-through and I have vowed never to work for a Tim Horton's again.

The Jerk 6,311 9
09/17/2006 06:16 PM

Hey Chickens, you forgot one job.



15. Old thread bumper

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/17/2006 06:21 PM

1) Let me do Jaggy's:



KFC

Bum



See, if I had said that, I would have punctuated differently: Let me do Jaggy's KFC Bum:





2) Having a whole generation of Chinese people speaking English, exactly like me.



Ch00bs!





3) Tim Horton's...The last one had drive-through



A drive-through doughnut shop AND May I take your order?: I'm guessing there was a marked increase in fat guys in your town right around then.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/17/2006 06:23 PM

1. Full time hippy (pending)

2. Unemployed bag of Shakespeare (pending)

3. College hunk (not pending yet)

4. Inventor of leadplated uranium sneakers (in the near future)

5. Fifth wheel on the wagon

6. Internet wanker

7. News Anchor

8. Corrupt Banker

9. Priest

10. Self-admiring egocentric know-it-all craftsman

11. ZUG terrorist (this covers pretty much every wise-ass remark that will surely follow this post, or knowing you all, pretty much every one of them)

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/17/2006 06:33 PM

A drive-through doughnut shop AND May I take your order?: I'm guessing there was a marked increase in fat guys in your town right around then.



I'd like to deny it, but sadly, it's partially true. Actually, I once got a very substantial tip (more the cost of the coffee he was buying) because I had "the most beautiful drive-through voice" some guy had ever heard. Apparently, my voice is "really quite lovely and so refreshing."



Very coincidentally, later that night he delivered pizza to a party I was making an appearance at after my shift ended, he recognised me, we chatted for a bit, and my friends who paid him didn't tip him at all. He never tipped me at the window again.

Lila's Silver Hammer 78,555 13
09/17/2006 08:23 PM

Wait...we're supposed to be tipping at the drive thru?! Why didn't anybody tell me!!?

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,527 61
09/17/2006 10:59 PM

I've never been a waitress or a prostitute.



Curious. That's the second time those two have been lumped together in this thread. Do you people consider them on the same level?

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,527 61
09/17/2006 10:59 PM

Oh, and I forgot oyster shucker. For three weeks. I got fired.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/17/2006 11:07 PM

1. Slave labor for my father

2. Mcdonalds drive thru cashier

3. Lifeguard

4. Lifeguard Supervisor

5. OfficeMax Sales Associate

6. Techinical Support Tech.

7. Webmaster

8. Software Developer

9. Software Consultant

10. Webservices Administrator

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/17/2006 11:08 PM

<action>looks for Millie</action>



Millie is my new obsession.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/17/2006 11:59 PM

Get in line, bud.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/18/2006 01:03 AM

Student Janitor

Bus Boy

Dishwasher

Fry Cook

Line Cook

Prep Cook

Fast Food Employee

Outbound Telemarketer

Forklift Driver

Packaging

Parts cleaner

Machinist

Call Center Representative

Data Processing Intern

Technology Fellowship

Computer Programmer

Jean(n) a durable cotton cloth; denim 47,756 51
01/07/2007 05:06 PM

Millie,



Just checking in to see if you've added to your job list since this post.



If you haven't added to your job list, how's it going with designing kitchens?! Sounds like a cool job. Did you share your own kitchen design with them on your interview? You have the wildest looking kitchen I've ever seen! I love the tile work.



If you have moved on, Frost Home Depot. You're way better than that. What are you up to these days?



Take care,



Jean

Sarahs Resolution is 1024x768 30,601 8
01/07/2007 05:09 PM

32. tampon factory worker



So how do figure out which ones don't work?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
01/07/2007 07:39 PM

I like this thread. It's good to see that you're all such an industrious bunch.



I can't list all the jobs I've had, or I'd be here all night, but here are the highlights:



Paperboy (1971 - 1979)

Musician (1974 - present)

Drug dealer (1976 - 1982)

Roadie (1978 - 1983)

Bus Driver (1980 - 1981, 2004 - present)

Teacher, including middle school, high school, special ed, university and community college and (1984 - Present)

Various jobs in the printing business, from designer up to plant manager (1986 - present)

Various museum jobs, including interpreter, curator and director (2001 - present)

Owner/Operator of a martial arts studio (Coming Soon!)

Millie 116,988 28
01/07/2007 08:09 PM

Yes, I still work there.



I hate my job, but thank you.

Millie 116,988 28
01/07/2007 08:15 PM

p.s. I, and every single person I worked with at the tampon factory, and every person who ever worked there, have heard every possible stupid joke that could ever be told about tampons. None of them have ever been funny enough to endure hearing them over and over again.



I'm just sayin'...

Midegets v3.0 96,092 48
01/07/2007 08:20 PM

Man, what a stuck up Carroll.





Get it? huh? Stuck up cBLAM!!

Chit 178,776 15
01/07/2007 08:42 PM

Owner/Operator of a martial arts studio (Coming Soon!)







"Whistler Kwan Do"



Too cool !!

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
01/07/2007 10:14 PM

"Bow to your sensei!"

Thud 68,468 19
01/07/2007 10:20 PM

Fife fu?

Millie 116,988 28
02/15/2010 01:48 PM

I was thinking about this thread after that thread about the guy getting fired. I decided to add my ages to the jobs (because I'm bored) and update it.


1. craft store clerk (15)

2. book store clerk (16-18)

3. secretary to art school vice-president (work-study) (18)

4. temporary office worker (18-19)

5. shoe store clerk (19)

6. book store clerk (19)

7. janitor (19)

8. radio station receptionist (work-study) (19)

9. plant store clerk (20)

10. clothing store clerk (20-21)

11. book store clerk (21)

12. clothing store clerk (21)

13. shoe department supervisor (21)

14. book store clerk (21-22)

15. hardware supply receptionist (22)

16. accounts receivable clerk (23)

17. bookkeeper at a print shop (23-24)

18. clothing store clerk (24-25)

19. bank teller (25)

20. computer operator (25-26)

21. student center desk person (work-study)(25)

22. clothing store clerk (25-27)

23. airport newsstand clerk (27)

24. bookstore clerk (27-28)

25. legal secretary/office manager (28-29)

26. clothing store clerk (29)

27. bookkeeper/secretary (29-34)

28. apartment building manager (29-32)

29. self-employed artisan (31-37)

30. self-employed interior painter (31-37)

31. Home Depot associate (36-40)

32. tampon factory worker (40)

33. Home Depot associate/kitchen designer (40-43)

24. Lowe's kitchen designer (43-present)

Frogpop 173,153 25
02/15/2010 02:16 PM

You don't look a day older than job 16.