johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 01:20 PM

<action>HUMM</action>



Damn......... I luv this action tag

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 01:21 PM

Eh, there really wouldn't be enough room for me to drive it around my office.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 01:23 PM

yay Johnny - good action tag! but i think you just gave a hummer to a dude.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 01:23 PM

<action> is flattered </action>

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/19/2005 01:24 PM

Back in my paramedic days I saw lots of groupie action in the back of the ambulance. It was affectionately known as The Code Three Club

tosaha 40 7
08/19/2005 01:24 PM

I tried that once. It's all fine and dandy as it's happening but after you finish, you end up with someone under your desk who has nothing else to do but whisper all day.

Duh-Dum-Dum 24,152 8
08/19/2005 01:26 PM

I've never gotten a hummer at work, but the boss has screwed me before.



That's why I always carry protection. Nothing says STOP like a pneumatic stapler aimed at your nutsack...

Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/19/2005 01:26 PM

I like cheese.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 01:46 PM

Eh, there really wouldn't be enough room for me to drive it around my office.



You could always just go grab some lunch, then have people with more important things to do move some stuff around for you.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
08/19/2005 01:48 PM

A hummer is just a station wagon on steroids.



Ohhh....THAT kind iof bummer.



I woudn't know I'm a virgin

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 01:49 PM

I woudn't know I'm a virgin

Of course you are.

I am too.

I invented the internet.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
08/19/2005 01:50 PM

I am a born-again virgin

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/19/2005 01:51 PM

HUMMER!?



I don't even knoBLAMMO!!!!

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 01:51 PM

You could always just go grab some lunch, then have people with more important things to do move some stuff around for you.





Good idea. Now put your paper hat on and go make me some fries.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 01:54 PM

Sure. Does daddy want vinegar and ketchup with that as well?

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 01:55 PM

I am a born-again virgin



How's that work? Is it a medical procedure? or does it involve some type of time travel?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 01:56 PM

Jilly: Sutures

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 01:57 PM

Hat, my dear, I hate it when we fight like this*.



















*In other words: Toosh.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
08/19/2005 01:58 PM

There were no sutures involved in myt procedure Hat Man.



Just a tiny camera and a glorified straw.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 01:59 PM

Make-up sodomy?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:04 PM

WWW and the Felched Vagina!

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/19/2005 02:04 PM

<action> gets out bag of toys



If that's what does it for ya honey, just bend over and we'll call it even.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 02:05 PM

Felched

Please to translate?

Duh-Dum-Dum 24,152 8
08/19/2005 02:06 PM

Jilly,

Remember when you were a kid and used to drink chocolate milk through those really cool swirly straws?...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:07 PM

<action> heads out to the garage for the Whiffle ball bat. </action>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:11 PM

I READ YOUR REPSONSE WRONG!!





Oh man this is gonna hurt.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 02:16 PM

a curly vagina with chocolate milk???



ps will someome type out EXACTLY what I would type to create an action tag. Lets use the words "scratches head"

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:18 PM

<*action*> scratches head at the fact that we've said it numerous times for DouchebagKielbasa, yet Jilly still didn't get it </*action*>



There, Now remove the Asterisks, And then jump out of a window.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/19/2005 02:32 PM

Remember when you were a kid and used to drink chocolate milk through those really cool swirly straws?...





Go on...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:35 PM

<action> goes on.. </action>



Now, Picture drinking DR's semen out of Puggy's Emerson.



I'm trying to think of a slogan for that now.. Choose one:

- Good to the last drop!

- Sorry about the terminal disease.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/19/2005 06:16 PM

<action>think Hat needs a better hobby.</action>

All feltching aside, all you need to become a born-again virgin are a stapler, some tape and a mental problem.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 06:20 PM

<action> considers GAB a hobby, also considers himself good at it. Hint Hint.</action>

A stapler AND some tape?



Wow, That sounds like a full fledged Third Grade book report to me.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/19/2005 06:24 PM

Well, it would be except for the mental problem.





I was not talking about GAB, I was referring to your current obsession with feltching. It just ain't right, man.

It.just.ain't.right.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 06:32 PM

I jus' gots ta be clear on this Shakespeare, Nigga!

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
08/19/2005 07:18 PM

Word, homie.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/20/2005 02:02 PM

I was right once........then I joined Gab, or Zug, JH Club Club, or whatever this is. I'm fine now.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/05/2005 04:21 PM

>action< dyslexia sets in again >no/action<

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
10/05/2005 04:36 PM

<action>returning from the Synagogue</action>



I just saw an old man blow on a rams horn for a couple hours. Please no more blowing today.