gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 02:01 PM

How the Frost did you do that?

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 02:03 PM

1. A lottery winner

2. Personal Assistant to Beck

3. Personal Assistant to Beck

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 02:03 PM

Never mind- somehow I got in before your post posted.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 02:10 PM

do what?

PeeWee 4,624 8
08/19/2005 02:12 PM

1. Johnny Kielbasa's assigned assassin.

2. Gab's hired goon

3. Gab's hired grave-digger

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 02:12 PM

I'll explain that in my "things about magic post"

Jilly 24,693 8
08/19/2005 02:18 PM

Pee Wee - that's rude.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/19/2005 02:23 PM

Yeah, cause everyone is polite here.



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P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/19/2005 02:30 PM

Actually PeeWee, I thought it was funny.



Carry on.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 02:32 PM

i laffed................

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/19/2005 02:33 PM

1. Guy who yells at people.

2. Sexualympics triathlete.

3. Bad driver sniper.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 02:34 PM

<action>little does PeeWee know I am assinine proof</action>

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/19/2005 02:36 PM

2. Sexualympics triathlete



Is that where you have to sleep with a woman, man and shemale?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 02:37 PM

Live wins her fantasy job #2

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:42 PM

1. Cheif Executive Officer of Sleep. Basically, I sleep, I get paid.



2. Medicinal Marijuana Test monkey.



3. Backup guy who yells at people. I'll be on reserve for when someone needs to get yelled at while Livewire is picking off tailgaters.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 02:46 PM

1) video game playtester

2) Angelina Jolie's personal anything (corn out of poop-picker, even)

3) wealthiest man alive

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/19/2005 02:50 PM

1) video game playtester



I'm sure most GABnerds will agree, This isn't really the funnest job ever, It's actual work.



Like, you know when you're playing Xbox and after a while, Halo 2 gets sorta boring?



Yeah, Well you're not allowed to turn that machine off, Froster, Go look for more glitches!

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/19/2005 02:56 PM

So...GAB's not a game?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
08/19/2005 03:07 PM

I am now violently opposed to work. The longer I am out of work the more I believe I should become a stay-at-home mom. Especially once the kids go back to school.



This way I could drink wine at 10 a.m. without my son expressing his concerns about my going from a "binge-drinker" to and an "alcoholic".



Nosy brat.

Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/19/2005 03:20 PM

1. Professional nipple tweaker.

2. Ciruqe de Soleil acrobat critic.

3. Dream research test subject.

jepreport - premature articulator 58,758 13
08/19/2005 03:22 PM

1. Irrational Affairs Editor at Rolling Stone magazine.

Get paid to get drunk in places rife with civil war and insurrection and write about it.

2. Adult film superstar.

3. Taste tester for Labatt Breweries.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/19/2005 11:26 PM

1. Surgeon.



...

I have been sitting wracking my brains for what possible other job I would want. I honestly can't think of anything. My imagination sucks.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/19/2005 11:27 PM

Wait, I got another one!



2. Member of a kickass rock band.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/19/2005 11:36 PM

1. Poorly-paid sychophant.

2. Yes Man to an Idiot.

3. Bureaucratic paper pusher.





Sure, go ahead and laugh at my meager dreams.

Millie 116,988 28
08/20/2005 12:02 AM

I don't have a dream job. I hate working. I'm lazy.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/20/2005 12:41 AM

I'd like to work for one of those 'family values' groups logging the filthy dirty smut on the internet and TV.



It would be difficult sitting around watching TV and surfing porn all day for money, but I'd do it for the children.





Shame on you for what you just thought.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/20/2005 01:17 AM

1. Mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper.



2. Quagmire.



3. A penguin.

PeeWee 4,624 8
08/20/2005 01:19 AM

Being a penguin isn't a job, it's a lifestyle.



*waddles out of thread*

daisypie 49,378 9
08/20/2005 01:23 AM

3. A penguin.



3. An Emperor penguin.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/20/2005 01:23 AM

Being a penguin



You misspelled Quagmire.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/20/2005 01:25 AM

<action>Giggity giggities out of thread</action>

Titters 43 7
08/20/2005 01:34 AM

1. Be an Xman.



2. Be an assasin who gets to kill annoying musicians. (Hillary Duff, Good Charlotte, any scenester band etc.)



3. Be a dildo

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/04/2005 01:57 PM

be like me

dogpile 44 7
10/04/2005 02:05 PM

1. A murderer



2. An assassin



3. A DOG!!!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/04/2005 02:17 PM

1) A programmer that doesn't really do any work all day, but just gabs and -- HEY!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/04/2005 03:53 PM

I have no regrets.............. or real money

The Fugly Snork 45,655 12
10/04/2005 06:13 PM

1)Supreme Court Justice.

Fluorescent Sombrero - BB's For Life 91,274 10
10/04/2005 06:18 PM

... Of New Zealand.

The Fugly Snork 45,655 12
10/04/2005 07:15 PM

I don't think I would be able to get past the hobbit lobby. I hatess the hobitssesss.

Robin® 14,626 10
10/05/2005 12:56 AM

1. Work in the lab that discovers the cure for cancer. (wind up dead since the governmentt makes too much money off the disease.)



2. Work in a forensics lab solving crimes like CSI. (testify in major crimes, get killed by mob)



3.Renny, my equivilant of running away with the circus. I wish to travel around the country working at different renaissance faires.(become a slut sleeping with actors and faire goers, a different one each night.)

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/05/2005 04:44 PM

Zug only allows 3 "fantasy jobs" being posted in two weeks time.



Stay tuned for more fantasies...........



and jobs too!!

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
10/05/2005 05:12 PM

TOP 3:

Playboy Mansion Panty Organizer



Billionaire Playboy



Professional Ninja



Mathematician

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/05/2005 05:37 PM

get rid of the "dumb hat"