Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/20/2005 10:10 AM

Full-length porn movies. Duh.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/20/2005 10:17 AM

<action> refreshes the JepReport </action> I have no idea what you could be doing now...



Actually, that's not fair of me, you did just update it and I am going to comment on it as soon as I get home tonight. Because I am 5 minutes late already...

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/20/2005 10:40 AM

Full-length porn movies. Duh



I'm too poor to pay for those.

Megatrizzon 3,360 9
08/20/2005 10:46 AM

Dude you got the internet you don't have to pay for nothing! HAHAHA!





Sorry my blood sugar is low

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/20/2005 10:54 AM

I'm assuming you are now on DSL. You can surf 17 pages in the same amount of time it takes to surf one on dial-up. Your next upgrade should be to take a speed reading course, which will make your initial upgrade worthwhile.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
08/20/2005 02:53 PM

Well, to be honest, the new internet connection wont help any since Zug's server crashes on a regular basis anyways. Your still stuck waiting no matter what.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/20/2005 03:09 PM

Dial up = nervous breakdown

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/20/2005 03:24 PM

DSL = nervous breakdown 17 times faster

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
08/20/2005 03:57 PM

You know those 'P2P' thingies you've been hearing about?



You're welcome.





P.S. I hope they jail you, you evil, evil media pirate.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/20/2005 04:07 PM

Jep, you may now give someone your email address without inciting derisive laughter. That's what you can do now that you couldn't do before.



To take full advantage of your newfound broadbandedness, you must now download everything ever made.



This place has the software, this place has the links to download the movies, music, software, porn, and everything else.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/20/2005 04:08 PM

Hey Jep, remember when you were new to ZUG and I adopted you and told you in two days what it would have taken you two weeks to figure out on your own? I can do that for the internet, too. Just IM me sometime and you will soon be enjoying your high speed connection more than you expected.

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
08/20/2005 04:12 PM

</wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more>

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/20/2005 04:16 PM

Actually, this time it wasn't about my boobs. I showed him how to fit in here and avoid some of the worst eye-bleaching sites that he might stumble across. This time I was going to show him how Firefox extensions will make his surfing experience so happy that he'll spend all day online, forgetting that he has a newborn. Oh, and to pirate media, but Livewire beat me to some of that.

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
08/20/2005 04:19 PM

I'll just ignore that.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/20/2005 04:57 PM

I actually am looking for things to fill the new 30 gig drive I slapped into the computer a couple weeks ago. It's all empty and just begging to be used.



Suggestions other than porn?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/20/2005 04:59 PM

...all empty and just begging to be used



Kind of like hookers.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/20/2005 05:06 PM

Only if they cry while they're working.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/20/2005 06:10 PM

Are you opposed to stealing? If you don't mind stealing, movies take up lots of room and provide much enjoyment. If you like gaming (and stealing) games also take up room.



If you oppose stealing you could always buy movies or games.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/20/2005 06:21 PM

Awesome Roofie!



By the way, for the rest of you, Roofie is the ONLY mentor on ZUG. Any noobs that ignore her advice are inviting certain doom. As soon as I get the kids down (I'll be giving them vodka yogurt in about thirty seconds) I'll be milking her for all she's worth.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/20/2005 06:22 PM

Sarin,

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/20/2005 06:23 PM

Another fine post from Jeprep.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/20/2005 06:24 PM

Don't know what happened there.



Sarin, You still live in Burton? I just moved to Grand Blanc. We're neighbors.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/20/2005 06:25 PM

I like SD. He keeps me honest.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/20/2005 06:52 PM

Heh. Firefox extensions are great. "10 ridiculous questions from clients 'til beer o'clock".

rashmathai 81 7
08/20/2005 08:59 PM

why the hell would need 30 gigs of space? 30 gigs doesn't even sound plausable

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/20/2005 11:48 PM

Well, for those of us not using a Commodore 64, or an Apple IIe, then most recent computers have at least one 30 gig drive.



Currently, I have 8 gigs left on my C drive. But I guess in all actuality, I only have 25 gigs available on my new G drive.



Come into the 21st century, neanderthal.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/20/2005 11:58 PM

I've got four 256 Gb Compaq SCSI drives that I need to fit a server around.



Any Compaq server experts out there?

Malleus Snorkeficarum 45,655 12
08/21/2005 03:35 PM

I keep all the cd images I download on my hard drive, because it's a big bother burning them. 5-6 games + their images take up a Shakespeareload of space.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
08/23/2005 05:55 PM

Cool jep, I added you on AIM.





Come on now. 30 gigs isn't nearly enough!



I have 140, and thats not nearly enough.

My friend has 1.5 TIB that we share, and that really isn't even close to what we need.