BobJohnson, King of Belgium 178,045 22
08/20/2005 05:43 PM

You named him Samson? How are you going to trim his fur without feeling guilty?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/20/2005 06:29 PM

I had to log back in just to click ya Bob.





Trae the litter our cat just had put us at 9 animals in the house.

I been watching these new borns since the mom decided my office is the best place to raise them. Anyway, did you know the mom sucks their poop out when they are this small?

Miracles 22,430 0
08/20/2005 06:53 PM

Reaper - your cat seems as if sucking poop is a learned behavior.



Are you a cat felcher?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/20/2005 07:20 PM

Hey Miracles. Gee you got me there. You are for sure teh funny.



Hey isan't the psycho ward open now don't you have a date?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/20/2005 07:50 PM

How much meat is on them?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/20/2005 07:55 PM

I had 17 cats once. Now I only have 32

rashmathai 81 7
08/20/2005 08:54 PM

why don't you just push the kitten back into the mother? It stays fresh that way.

Millie 116,988 28
08/20/2005 09:47 PM

Cats are nicer than most men, anyway.

Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/20/2005 09:50 PM

And in most cases, furrier.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/20/2005 10:02 PM

<action>is furrier than many a domestic cat.</action>Most cases...

Tingles 2,134 8
08/20/2005 10:04 PM

I'll take the whole lot.....I need the target practice.

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/20/2005 10:07 PM

I have three cats*. First and foremost, Benny. I have had him since I was eleven, and when I moved out my mom just sorta let me take him with me. He is 12 years old, smells like Shakespeare, and is as lovable as they come. He is so goddamn lazy. I heart him.



Then, the two new kittens that I got just last month, Toby and George. They are more Frost-ing obnoxious then JK2K. They jump up on my table and knock everything down, possibly breaking it, then have the nerve to put me in a hypnotic trance with their big blue eyes that makes me say "Kittens! Whoza good ki'in?Grorrrrlsssgrrr. Blarrrlarrs!" In a cookie monster voice, somehow weazling their way out of trouble.



*If this story truely interest enouph people, I'll post their pictures sometime.

Millie 116,988 28
08/20/2005 10:07 PM

<action>doesn't say anything...</action>

Millie 116,988 28
08/20/2005 10:09 PM

<action>was not saying anything in response to Daisy's post, but paused too long, apparently.</action>

Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/20/2005 10:13 PM

Oh lookie! Tingles is here! Yay! Oh joy! Goody! Yippee!



HOLY Shakespeare I'M SO GLAD I'M AROUND TO SEE HIM ARRIVE!



my day is now complete.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/21/2005 12:33 AM

Trae,

Sarcasm does become you.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/21/2005 01:00 AM

Hello my name is Simon! And I love to do drawrings! Are you looking at my bum? Bum looker!

Tingles puts on his serious face... 2,134 8
08/21/2005 09:13 AM

I have four cats myself....I'd never hurt an animal.

Tingles wipes tears from his eyes 2,134 8
08/21/2005 09:22 AM

ALTHOUGH!...



I do like to eat Poe.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/21/2005 12:08 PM

<action>slaps Tingles with a fire extinguisher</action> Hahahahaha! Tingles doesn't get action tags.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/21/2005 01:20 PM

Could you even lift one, Hamperhead?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/21/2005 10:18 PM

How's life as a fireman?

dinesh 24,862 16
08/22/2005 01:42 AM

And in most cases, furrier.



Shut up, you.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/22/2005 11:25 PM

How's life as a fireman?



How's life as a Colon Commando?

Phla has mad steak disease 131,068 34
08/22/2005 11:30 PM

Slowest fight ever.

Eliooooot 1,300 9
08/23/2005 01:55 AM

why don't you just push the kitten back into the mother? It stays fresh that way.



Sparked a thought...



Memorandum:



To: Missionary Workers.

Cc: Africa.



Re: Starving Children;



Just try putting them back in.



Sincerely,

World, The First.