REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/21/2005 06:50 AM

You and the wife out role playing again?

jaheira 143 9
08/21/2005 08:08 AM

Why is the sky so high?



So that birds don't bump their heads!

Food Container 14,650 10
08/21/2005 08:22 AM

no--we pretty much thought you were an Emerson early on. but thanks for clarifying, Helpy McHelperton!

HighSoci 30,109 18
08/21/2005 05:32 PM

Oh Lunchie Poo.... so much hatred for me from you. It's ok man... just let it all go... I am sure he didn't mean to touch you there ... just let it all go.....let it all go

Dr. Napkin Descartes; Freelance Elephant 30,762 12
08/21/2005 10:35 PM

Yeah guys, real mature! I make a crack at a fat chick and it turns into a 100 post thread with people chastising me, and about 70 mahas, he makes an even worse crack at a fat chick and you all just glide right by.



I hope you all die.

Armored 3,923 8
08/21/2005 11:17 PM

A fat girl *bumped into my friend in the hallway at school once. When he had regained his footing he yelled at her:



"You need to get some Frost-ing radar installed on that flight deck fatass. And hey, burger-queen, the buffet is back that way."



Classic.



*by bumped into I meant knocked on his back.

HighSoci 30,109 18
08/21/2005 11:32 PM

<action>comes up with a quick explanation for above post before the mahas fly</action>I think you misunderstood my post Napkin my friend. I wasn't at all making a crack about the girl being fat, it was more of me trying to reach out to her about my drinking problem and my inability to handle large machinery when I am drinking. She just took it the wrong way and I guess she has a long history of alcoholism in her family and called me an Emerson for reminding her. Yeah, that should work.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/21/2005 11:37 PM

Somehow I find it hard to believe that a 500 lb chick would have been so bold, but assuming she did - you missed out.



Fat bottomed girls, they make the rockin world go round.



(yeah, I've been listening to my Queen Greatest Hits)

HighSoci 30,109 18
08/21/2005 11:39 PM

Yeah like I was able to see her bottem to tell if it was round or not due to all that fat hanging from the back of her neck getting in the way.

Humphrey needs a new headlight and a panel-beater 51,764 12
08/22/2005 02:22 AM

If we can't make fun of fat chicks then the Jews have already won.

ColdAlaska 49 8
08/22/2005 02:28 AM

Wow. That has to be the most evil thing I've ever heard one person say to another. You know she already feels bad because she's so fat. She took a risk and asked you, and look what you did. Never forget Karma...especially when you find this really attractive lady next week at "the club", you two hit it off, you go back to your place for some hot lovin'. The next morning you wake up and she's gone. WOOHOO! Now you won't have any awkward hello's. Feeling "off the hook", you walk into the bathroom to take a piss...and then your body feels as though you are pissing out the hellfire. Karma, man. What a bitch!

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/22/2005 02:34 AM

Please, you're talking to a kidnapper. He feels no remorse.

HighSoci 30,109 18
08/22/2005 11:20 AM

you walk into the bathroom to take a piss...and then your body feels as though you are pissing out the hellfire







Attention Gabbers: We have another stalker on our hands.

Pubah, By the Grace of Gab 56,805 18
08/22/2005 01:25 PM

A local radio station has taken the 'shadow dancing' craze to a new low.

Instead of incredibly hot chicks...uh, attractive females simulating what every 16 to 90 year old would want them to do naked (lap dance), they have a human pachederm and Gilligan performing William Hung melodies set to dance. She even stops to 'Head Bob'...rapture

Love to see that one.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/11/2005 03:35 PM

I must not be a bird........... just bumped my head