Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/21/2005 10:49 PM

<action>

Itchy Gooch 439 9
08/21/2005 10:51 PM

That's great.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/21/2005 10:58 PM

I think Itchy Gooch is Frost-ing hilarious. Take his last post for instance. Damn that is some funny Shakespeare.

Armored 3,923 8
08/21/2005 11:06 PM

Whatever. HH is the man. His customized icon says so.

eeboney 372 8
08/21/2005 11:07 PM

When I go to the beach, I like to stay in the wading waters, cuz' sharks NEVER come in that close.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/21/2005 11:10 PM

This just reminded me of that episode of the Simpsons where principal Skinner lures all the bullies into a supply closet with the promise of new bikes and leaves them there.



If we could lure HH, the Hartman Twins, Itchy Gooch and JK to my local brothel with promises of some hot, sticky anal action and just leave them chained there getting beaten about the face with large rubber dildos for the next week then ....



.... Actually I think I'll just go myself

Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/21/2005 11:10 PM

I don't get this thread. Someone please to be explaining.

Armored 3,923 8
08/21/2005 11:14 PM

Some noobs vs. hammerhead.



Wonder who will win?

Armored 3,923 8
08/21/2005 11:14 PM

p.s.



I'm not one of the noobs... doing the attacking... and stuff.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/21/2005 11:16 PM

Some noobs vs. hammerhead.



Armored vs Humorous posts



I think you've got that one in the bag dude

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/21/2005 11:19 PM

Who the Frost are these cum guzzling turd burglars who think they can come into our Frost-ing house and mess with the Hammer?



Hey, window lickers: go tell it to your mamas, 'cause we ain't buyin'.



Speaking of your mamas, they're so fat that after I finish Frost-ing them, I can roll over twice and still be on top.



Now go wash down a bowl of dick with a steaming hot cup of shut the Frost up.



</lame HH impression>

Armored 3,923 8
08/21/2005 11:19 PM

Whoa I know man. Cus your 167 clickies is TOTALLY OWNING my 133 clickies.

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/21/2005 11:21 PM

Uh-oh! You pissed off Whistler. I think the best thing to do is shut up and back away slowly. Now. Or he might introduce you to his brother.

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/21/2005 11:21 PM

I understand that was an HH impression but DAMN! Who would've ever thought you'd see that from Whistler?

Robin® 14,626 10
08/21/2005 11:26 PM

Wow, Whistler, the last person I expected.



I could let SR out of his cage, he could be his usual incendiary self and piss them off. Hopefully they'd go away.

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/21/2005 11:29 PM

Hey - I'd much rather SR be here than some of these wierdos. He can be funny, when he's not being bitchy.

372 8
08/21/2005 11:29 PM

Sorry to piss the Shakespeare out of any regular, esp. you fifeman.



also testing swearbot.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/21/2005 11:30 PM

Whoa I know man. Cus your 167 clickies is TOTALLY OWNING my 133 clickies.



Well I wasnt going to say anything but now that you mention it I have to say that 167 clickies makes me a verifiable comedy king.



Whereas your 133 makes you more of a Larry King.

eeboney 372 8
08/21/2005 11:33 PM

Hampsters must be mal-nourished.

eeboney 372 8
08/21/2005 11:36 PM

WWCS-do?







What Would Code Slave Do ?

Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/21/2005 11:39 PM

Bow to the whimsy of the masses??



I mean, I dunno.

eeboney 372 8
08/21/2005 11:45 PM

How did this thread morph from "world's funniest guy" to an examination of codeslave?



Yeah, I know, it was my fault.



Maha me at will.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
08/21/2005 11:49 PM

hahahaha. What a bunch of dirty homos. I'm just saying, he's pretty lame for being here all day and Shakespeare.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/21/2005 11:51 PM

I have just been commended by someone on being funny when I am not being 'bitchy.' I would like to ask, when the hell am I ever being bitchy. Girl Friends are bitchy, Mothers are bitchy, Mothers in Law are bitchy, and Gay Men are bitchy. Suicide Ranger is not bitchy. I prefer the term to solicitously aggravate and exasperate and rebuke the intellectually feeble, in not so many words.

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/21/2005 11:54 PM

Ok, sheesh, excuse the term. I was trying to compliment you - I just meant that you are funny and I like you being around, when you weren't yelling at everyone.



SORRY FOR TRYING TO BE NICE.

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/21/2005 11:55 PM

And by the way, I believe the term you were looking for was Emerson. (And a pretentious one at that.)

Robin® 14,626 10
08/21/2005 11:56 PM

he's just "overly sensative."





I like to call him Emerson.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/21/2005 11:57 PM

"I'M NOT YELLING YOU'RE YELLING, I'M JUST PROJECTING MY VOICE."

- SR's Father

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/21/2005 11:57 PM

Who would've ever thought you'd see that from Whistler?



Whistler got all righteous on Lila earlier over HST.





I feel like an aborigine somewhere who runs around waving his hands over his head and shouting Goonanna aboooka goobakkaa* when it starts thundering.





* The gods are fighting. My penis has pulled up inside my body.

Robin® 14,626 10
08/21/2005 11:57 PM

I type too slow.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/21/2005 11:57 PM

<action>Feels that this is getting more and more like open mike night</action>

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/21/2005 11:59 PM

Does that mean that we finnaly get to see what mike is really made out of?

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/21/2005 11:59 PM

Can you change your name? I keep thinking you are fabs. Then I read your posts, and realize I am sadly mistaken. Or fabs lost her mind.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/22/2005 12:02 AM

Can you change your name? I keep thinking you are fabs. Then I read your posts, and realize I am sadly mistaken. Or fabs lost her mind.



1) Who is fabs ?

2) Who are you ?

3) What is your favourite color ?

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/22/2005 12:03 AM

If you've been on this board for even five minutes, you would know that a n00b making fun of a long-timer is not going to garner the giggles and tee-hees.



So either you want to get flamed, or your attempt at being funny suffers from the very handicap that you lay at Hammerhead's door.



Hope its the former, because I hate to see someone disappointed.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/22/2005 12:06 AM

Posts here are ruining GAB.

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:11 AM

1) Who is fabs ?

2) Who are you ?

3) What is your favourite color ?



You're joking, right? If you've been here more than 3 days, or pay attention, you should know who we are.



This is fabs. She's awesome. Worship her.



This is me. I'm not as awesome, but I think I'm fun. AND I didn't give you permission to speak to me.



My favorite color is red. Blood red. The blood of smartass noobs after HH gets done with them. So shut it before I feed you to him.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/22/2005 12:15 AM

If you've been on this board for even five minutes, you would know that a n00b making fun of a long-timer is not going to garner the giggles and tee-hees.



So either you want to get flamed, or your attempt at being funny suffers from the very handicap that you lay at Hammerhead's door.



Hope its the former, because I hate to see someone disappointed.



Next time I decide to post on a message board I'll just wait for you to tell me how long I should wait and what I should post as your intelligence and humour obviously devastate mine.



And i'm sure your right in your estimation that HH must be far too stupid to be able to tell the difference between joking with and making fun of



Having read a great number of HH's posts I actually had him pegged as intelligent and witty, but like you said I'm just a n00b and as a result can't possibly have a clue what I'm doing.



So I'll just keep quiet now until its safe to post again and I'm very sorry I wasnt able to stay on your good side



</sarcasm>

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:22 AM

Oh, you haven't made it to my bad side yet. I was just talking. Lighten up. And just for further information, I don't try and run noobs off much - I think new people around here can be fun. We can't all talk about the same things all the time. But for some reason you bothered me tonight. Don't do it again.



Love and kisses, ME

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:23 AM

Jesus christ, you weren't even talking to me. I've had too much to drink. I'm on vacation.



Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/22/2005 12:26 AM

<action>apologises to ditdah profusely</action>

I was talking about the other guy. I actually think youre hilarious and guessed/hoped/prayed knew you were kidding with the thinly veiled threats.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/22/2005 12:26 AM

<action>rolls eyes.</action> That was directed at Gimpy Pooch. I mean Bitchy Cooch. I mean...

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/22/2005 12:27 AM

Ditty,



Thank you so much for saving me the effort of having to post that for myself...I kept seeing that name and and wondering when I turned into such an ass. I also appreciate you not linking to my boobies...these silly little people are not worthy.



Smooches,

fabs

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:28 AM

I actually think youre hilarious



Ok, now I like you.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
08/22/2005 12:29 AM

Well you and Hammerhead can suck my dick. hahahaha, oh thats directed at you.... you Frost-ing guy.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/22/2005 12:30 AM

<action>Apologies profusely to Straw</action>

Paranoia

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/22/2005 12:32 AM

Nah, it's my dial up. I thought I was posting directly under Scritchy Roach's post, but it ended up several thousand posts later.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/22/2005 12:32 AM

Apologize to me NAME STEALER!!!!









And stop "cruising" me...its creepy.

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:32 AM

None of us know who the hell we are talking to.



Hi fabs (and the others that I already know have tried) - I'm on vacation and without YIM. It kinda sucks!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/22/2005 12:34 AM

Having read a great number of HH's posts I actually had him pegged as intelligent and witty,



Now that everyone is all friends again...

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/22/2005 12:35 AM

Hi Dit...lemme ask why if you can GAB, whycome you can't DL YIM?





I'm just sayin' is all.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/22/2005 12:37 AM

Apologize to me NAME STEALER!!!!



I'm very, very sorry fabs. I promise I'll change it as soon as I think of something better. The way things are going now it'll end up being 'The Paranoid Mr. Ripley

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:37 AM

I don't know... I think fabs may take out 'Cruising'... did anyone order the jello?

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:39 AM

It's my Dad's PC. On 28k dialup. I'll be dead before anything downloads.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/22/2005 12:39 AM

<action></action>

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/22/2005 12:41 AM

Holy crap - I actually heard the 'Jaws' theme in my head when I saw that.



too.much.gab!

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/22/2005 12:45 AM

Dit-That sucks, I'm sorry for your temporary loss of YIM.



Cruising for an ass kicking-I refuse to accept your apology until you change your name. You have until until my patience wears thin (considering I work with tards this may be longer than you deserve), then you'll have 5 feet of fury coming at you.



Everyone-No need to order the jello, I'll bring my own.

Cruising f.a.b 9,993 12
08/22/2005 12:56 AM

Cruising for an ass kicking



Hey enough with the threats ! I'm trying to think and you're not helping by turning me in to a blubbering idiot.



Just because you're adorable doesnt mean I'll work any faster for you than the guy who kicks me in the back at work.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/22/2005 01:16 AM

28K They can slow it down to 28K now ?









Frostin Technology these days is amazing !

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/22/2005 01:54 AM

Hammerhead's blank post: 5 clicks

Itchy Crotch's Shakespeare post to start the thread: 0 clicks (and probably some negaclicks)



Can you say PWNT?

Miracles 22,430 0
08/22/2005 01:56 AM

Hammer is one of the only people that I actually have respect for on this board. He is honest and good - like God. So, Hammer is like Gab's baby Jesus.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/22/2005 02:18 AM

Case law in the United States comes from litigation conducted in many court systems. Each state, as well as the District of Columbia and the federal government, has it own system of courts. Each is a separate jurisdiction. For our puropses, a jurisdictionis the area over which the courts of a peticular judicial system are empowered to resolve disputes and thus to enforce their decisions. Jurisdiction is determined by geographic area, like a state, and it can be based upon subject matter. Subject matter jurisdiction is the authority of a court to resolve disputes in only a particular subject area of the law, such as criminal law.

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/22/2005 02:20 AM

The judicial system gets me hot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/22/2005 02:20 AM

I AM SO SORRY I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY LILA.



And hi to anyone I have met, IMed with, emailed with, or talked to on the phone.

<action>looks up from current assignment</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/22/2005 02:21 AM

And anyone I sent a t-shirt to and forgot to check the two day mail option and now they have to wait a week to get it, I am sorry for that, too.

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/22/2005 02:22 AM

BIG does not get me hot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/22/2005 02:26 AM

BIG does not get me hot.



After reading everyone complain about how much things have changed on GAB, leave it to Pistolet to remind us that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/22/2005 02:28 AM

Ah, who am I kidding . . . You get me all sorts of hot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/22/2005 02:31 AM

So you got the jalapenos I sent?

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/22/2005 02:32 AM

Yup. And the habaneros.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/22/2005 02:39 AM

After reading the title and realizing this thread is going to be the majority of my posts for the week I should be ashamed.



Well, at least I got to talk to Pistolet, and apologize to her and Lila.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/22/2005 02:48 AM

Hey, this is supposed to be the Hammer-lovin thread. And the Hatin-the-dude-who-was-hatin-on-Hammer thread.



Here's a few more ------ for good measure.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/22/2005 03:04 AM

If you stop and think about it this post is as funny as the next post.

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/22/2005 03:09 AM

THIS post?

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/22/2005 03:11 AM

Indeed

Phuc 237,919 21
08/22/2005 07:58 AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/22/2005 09:23 AM

This thread is secretly about sex, isn't it?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/22/2005 03:17 PM

I was funny once, then I joined ZUG, bumped this thread, Shakespeare my pants, burped and farted, found Jilly, Shakespeare my pants again, and went into T-shirt design. There isn't a god, is there??

Phuc 237,919 21
08/22/2005 03:22 PM

Did you get an advanced copy of HH's autobiography or what?

Jilly 24,693 8
08/22/2005 04:04 PM

Hammer, please don't hurt 'em

Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
08/22/2005 04:09 PM

For all the crap people give HH for pulling an Enron, we forget his special blend of rants and diatribes directed at the most annoying of the annoying nOObs. I for one would be honored to have my entrails ripped out and viscera on display through the use of an expletive laced coloquial tirade about how it is physically impossible for me to function with the amount of Shakespeare inside my head.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/22/2005 07:54 PM

this really isn't a new opinion.



Was that diatribe posted by the cross-dressing Filly or the delectable Filly?

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 161,353 14
08/22/2005 08:29 PM

Having 133 clickies means you're 75% elite.

Sylvester 4,465 9
08/23/2005 01:28 AM

<action>reads title of thread and thinking he's now off the disabled list</action>



I still have a ways to go, health-wise, but I'm still here.

Errol 10,584 9
08/23/2005 01:35 AM

So, itchy gooch?



You might want to try some vagisil.



I may have misunderstood this thread.