For Ditdah and Fabs
A comedy conversation
by Cruz FB  9,993  12
08/23/2005 06:03 AM 336 views
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After a prolonged period of confusion due to my last name being somewhat similar to someone elses I have deigned to change in order to avoid the ire of Fabs and Ditdah.
Although I'm sure as soon as I post this I'll be informed by everyone that it clashes with their good friend 'Cruzy's' name and that I'd be wise to change it or risk being gang probed by several of their largest, clumsiest friends.
If so I will be changing to either 'The Hartman twins Rule!' or 'Johnnykielbasa makes me wet' in a bid to pick something that noone else could possibly want.
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Hilarious
15 votes
4.9
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Side-splitting
8 votes
5.0
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newwave 45,912  10
08/23/2005 06:07 AM
I had a gay friend named Cruz Frost-Butter, and he died from AIDS, you inconsiderate Shakespearestache.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Cruz FB 9,993 12
08/23/2005 06:08 AM
Are you going to gang probe me now or later ?
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McRib 13,155 9
08/23/2005 06:12 AM
<action> posts randomly </action> I don't think enough people use bleach for eyedrops anymore.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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newwave 45,912 10
08/23/2005 06:15 AM
You can avoid the gang probing if the following conditions are met:
1- You are female.
2- SUYT!
3- Send me some money.
3 is the only substitute for 1 and 2. THANK YOU, DRIVE THRU.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/23/2005 10:04 AM
Cruz, Good job.
newwave is right. I was never given a hard time because I (or someone close to me) linked to my boobs before I ever even posted here and my first post was to give approval for them to auction of tit pics to raise money for the Po' Folks fund.
That and I only usually post when I have something remotely funny to say.
Have a FABulous day!
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Jilly 24,693 8
08/23/2005 10:06 AM
deigned
please to define?
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Funny
4 votes
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Cruz FB 9,993 12
08/23/2005 10:10 AM
I only usually post when I have something remotely funny to say
Oh, I must just be reding all your unusual posts
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Side-splitting
7 votes
5.0
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nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/23/2005 10:13 AM
Oh, I must just be reding all your unusual posts
And, I take back the click I gave you for the effort of changing your name.
And I'd appreciate it if you left my unusual posts the color I intended them to be.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/23/2005 12:43 PM
"Johnnykielbasa makes me wet" is already taken.
Please try "Johnnykielbasa makes me wetter"
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0 votes
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Cruz FB 9,993 12
08/24/2005 06:01 AM
*Bump*
Only because Ditdah would get jealous if she found I'd let Fabs give me all kinds of praise for my originality and not her.
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