Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/23/2005 01:08 PM

"You had me at..."

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/23/2005 01:11 PM

WAZZZZUUUUPP!!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/23/2005 01:12 PM

Jesus. How long ago was that Shakespeare?



You guys remember those commercials?

Holy Shakespeare, I wanted to spoon my eyes out into a pot of boiling feces.

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 9
08/23/2005 01:13 PM

"I Love You"

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/23/2005 01:14 PM

At the end of the day...



People who use that, not as a description of the time of day, but as a way to make a point disgust and shame me.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/23/2005 01:15 PM

I never saw them before, but you are right, they suck

Jilly 24,693 8
08/23/2005 01:16 PM

mad props

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/23/2005 01:16 PM

The cat's pajamas



Daddy-o



Square



...and Bob's yer uncle

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/23/2005 01:20 PM

"Who's your daddy?"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/23/2005 01:21 PM

Ergo



Concordantly

SHP, black, white, and happy all over 181,790 70
08/23/2005 01:22 PM

My boss constantly uses the phrase "on your radar screen" and it drives me nuts.



However, I think anyone who still says "my bad" should be nasally raped with the business end of a rake.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/23/2005 01:26 PM

Phorbidden Phrases: 2.05k



How the hell are we supposed to predict NOW what phrases we're going to hate in 2050?



Oh well. I'm going to guess we'll all be heartily sick of:



"That's zorptic!"



"Let's squeeze the aqua and see what declinates."



and



"And that's why they call her "President Spears"!"

Phla has mad steak disease 131,068 34
08/23/2005 01:27 PM

What if you are a guy that makes rake handles for a living? Then which side is the "business" side?

Jilly 24,693 8
08/23/2005 01:31 PM

doing anything "out of the box"



we're "here" (while alternately pointing to their eyes, then yours, back and forth a few times)

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/23/2005 01:34 PM

Oh, you mean like:



"woo, woo, woo, woo"



"stifle it"



"hey........."



"exscuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze U"

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/23/2005 02:01 PM

Using the word "boo" as a term of endearment.



"Everything'll be alright, boo."



Someone may want to grab my arms before I peel my skin from my body.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/23/2005 02:19 PM

JK in regard to your last post:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.



I am sharing this with you in love.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/23/2005 02:31 PM

ugh... we have a "boo" girl in the office.

I'm all "I AM NOT 5!!" boo.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/23/2005 02:32 PM

This thread is crizazy, yo.





Fo shizzle.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/23/2005 02:39 PM

Bling bling



Trailor fabulous



Anything uttered by Fred Durst for the rest of his life

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/23/2005 02:42 PM

<action>suddenly remembers that Lila is black</action>Whazzup, my niggah?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/23/2005 02:46 PM

Meet me on AOL chat

Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2005 02:51 PM

(local phrases)



"So don't I!"



"No sir!"



"Drop a dime."



"Mitt Romney"



"Quack!"

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/23/2005 02:58 PM

"Please untie me."



"Are you sure it wont hurt?"



"Can I breath when you do that?"



"NO!"

Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2005 03:06 PM

"_____ is ruining GAB."

SweetBritches 3,351 8
08/23/2005 04:36 PM

Git-R-Done!

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/23/2005 05:21 PM

!

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/23/2005 05:22 PM

*Anything uttered by Kid Rock for the rest of his life



*Kid Rock

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/23/2005 05:24 PM

"Quack!"



Oh no you di-int!

Jilly 24,693 8
08/23/2005 05:28 PM

"That's so ghetto"

the gork's meow 41,132 13
08/23/2005 05:32 PM

<action>is stuck in 1995</action>



Bee-otch!

Girlfriend!

Cool beans!

Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2005 05:34 PM

"_____ is this year's ______"



ex: "JK is this year's Gorckat"

the gork's meow 41,132 13
08/23/2005 05:47 PM

ex: "JK is this year's Gorckat"



The more things change, the more they stay the same?

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/23/2005 05:54 PM

I just saw someone on TV say, "That's so money." I think it was one of those boy band kids, though, so maybe he didn't know any better.

PeeWee 4,624 8
08/23/2005 05:57 PM

What's up my niggah



Because I find this statement to be offensive to some, but like the way it sounds, I say, "What's up my ninja."

Millie 116,988 28
08/23/2005 06:12 PM

My personal one, although I agreed with all of the ones already listed is, "I just have a quick question..." Sometimes shortened to "Just a quick question..." or "Quick question..."



No matter how they say it, it is never, EVER a "quick" question. It will always be some long, involved, convoluted stupid thing that will take at least 45 minutes to resolve.



The only truly quick question I hear is, "Where's the bathroom?" And they never say, "Just a quick question," before they ask.



They are usually desperately looking around (at the wrong end of the store) and yell at me, "Where's the bathroom!?"



Sometimes I feel like saying, "Before I tell you--just a quick question..."

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
08/23/2005 06:19 PM

"Yes, we met on the internet."

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 161,353 14
08/23/2005 06:19 PM

Not much, what's up with you, PeeWee?

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/23/2005 06:23 PM

I say, "What's up my ninja."



As a member of the NAASP - the National Association for the Advancement of Stealthy People - I find that most offensive.



POISON SHURIKEN! POISON SHURIKEN! POISON SHURIKEN! FLASH BOMB!



Wind...

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/23/2005 07:08 PM

My bad.



The Bomb.



Da Bomb.



Da Bears.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/23/2005 07:27 PM

Since Al got to use a local one I get to use one also!



A couple blocks down from us is a one way street named Diana and whenever someone has to avoid driving down it they sing that HORRID "Dirty Diana" song by Michael Jackson.



It makes me want to take off my shoe and throw it at them.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/23/2005 07:37 PM

Too bad it's only a one way street. Dirty Diana would probably go both ways.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/23/2005 07:38 PM

<action>throws her shoe at Frogpop

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/23/2005 07:40 PM

You've been struck by a smooooth criminal.

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 9
08/23/2005 07:45 PM

Lila, are you OK

You OK

Are you OK, Lila

Lila, are you OK

You OK

Are you OK, Lila

Lila, are you OK

You OK

Are you OK, Lila

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

A smooth criminal

Dr. Napkin Titchner 30,762 12
08/23/2005 08:03 PM

Suck it, bitch.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/23/2005 08:47 PM

"Yes, we met on the internet."<.i>





When people ask me where I met my husband, I usually just say "through friends". This helps cut down on the strange looks.

Millie 116,988 28
08/23/2005 09:00 PM

This helps cut down on the strange looks.



Until they meet him.

Millie 116,988 28
08/23/2005 09:00 PM

SORRY!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/23/2005 10:06 PM

"World Champion Red Sox."



"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."



"So basically..."



"I don't believe in premarital sex."



"I won't be 18 until next year."

Dianada 57,835 108
08/23/2005 10:12 PM

Lila, while it's cool that they named a street in your area after me, I too HATE that song.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/24/2005 08:57 AM

"JK is this year's Gorckat"



No way

Kewl

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/24/2005 09:23 AM

"SNAP!"



"SNAYAP!"



"suh-NAPP!"



etc.

Piquantrax 8,691 9
08/24/2005 09:33 AM

*Fo shizzle



*I'm Rick James, bitch



*YEAH, WHAT, or OKAY! (similar to Lil' Jon)

Jilly 24,693 8
08/24/2005 09:45 AM

"SNAP!"

I am in total aggreance on that one.

My 4 year old neice says it all the time - that's when you know a catch phrase has reached it's expiration date.

(She actually says "Aw snaps" -but I know she means snap, I know.)

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/24/2005 09:45 AM

I don't know how many of you watch American Chopper with the OCC bunch on Discovery but one they use way to much and is working it's way to the white high schools is-



"that's sic"



If it is "cool" just say so damnit!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/24/2005 09:49 AM

That's just ridiculous.





also, I think they're saying "sick".

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
08/24/2005 10:45 AM

Granted, McPants is a non-native English speaker, however he finds it annoying anytime someone turns a single syllable expression into a two-syllable expression. A few of them has been mentioned in this thread. (E.g. Dayum!)



People who do that should be condemned to drive French cars from the 80's forever. Or purgatory, either would be fine with McPants.

S. Kake 55,555 14
08/24/2005 11:13 AM

That issue of the Weekly dig annoyed the hell out of me until I read the editor's note.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/24/2005 11:50 AM

That Weekly Dig was funny as Shakespeare.



A girl I work with was interviewed in that issue. That thing where they ask real obnoxious questions and it only takes up a small column on a page.

Chickens 286,527 61
08/24/2005 12:32 PM

"It's all good."



*bitch slaps speaker*

NO IT ISN'T!