Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/25/2005 03:23 AM

Without pictures your story is useless.

Dr. Napkin Titchner 30,762 12
08/25/2005 03:30 AM

Without pictures your story is useless. 

Dr. Napkin Titchner 30,762 12
08/25/2005 03:30 AM

'LL Frost-ing KILL YOU ADSFKLJAHD LAIDKUSHG ADFU FKCA DAFrost

1!

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/25/2005 03:31 AM

Stage 5?

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/25/2005 03:34 AM

Yeah, I'm really going to post illustrated intructions of how to break into my house.



The weirdest part was trying to look natural when someone drove past and I balanced on the trellis. I stopped to tie my shoelace when I was on the roof, to try and give the impression of "oh yeah, I do this everyday."

McRib 13,155 9
08/25/2005 04:01 AM

I think the pictures they're talking about would be of you running around your house with your pants falling off.

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/25/2005 04:12 AM

Oh, right. I have red underware on.

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
08/25/2005 09:08 AM

Neep is just lovely. One can always count on her to be involved in something odd or bizarre. McPants has no problem understanding why she's attracted to Chris Garrett.



By the way, why don't you have keys, Neep? Lost one too many?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/25/2005 03:23 PM

I'd send Neep a master key, but I'm afraid of "red underwear"

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/25/2005 05:17 PM

Yeah, I used to always loose keys. I should get a new one, I'm more organised now. Hah! Well, atleast I haven't lost my wallet since november.

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/25/2005 05:20 PM

Did I mention that I'm wearing my kilt to school today? We have a mufti day and because 7th formers don't have to wear uniform anyway, we dress up. The theme 70s and blatant opshop have been done too many times, so Jaggy and I are wearing our kilts.

Aimless looks better pregnant than Brittney Spears 54,807 10
08/25/2005 05:23 PM

We have a mufti day and because 7th formers don't have to wear uniform anyway, we dress up. The theme 70s and blatant opshop have been done too many times, so Jaggy and I are wearing our kilts.





Can someone interpret please?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/25/2005 10:23 PM

Can someone interpret please?



People in New Zealand drink a lot.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/25/2005 10:24 PM

Their other goods points are that they don't try to borrow money from me, and they smell better than Austrians.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/26/2005 12:06 AM

When i heard rose-thorns, i thought this was gunna be some blasphemous tale of how you wore a crown of thorns, and nailed yourself to the cross. Boy was i disappointed.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/26/2005 12:08 AM

nailed to a cross



I believe that was Jaggy.

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/26/2005 02:00 AM

We have a mufti day



A day when students can pay $2 to charity and wear mufti (street clothes as opposed to uniform) for the day.



7th formers



Students in the final year of highschool, most are 17/18.



The theme 70s and blatant opshop



Surely Americans had the 1970s aswell? And have second-hand stores?

Millie 116,988 28
08/26/2005 02:02 AM

Some of us lived through the 70s. That was enough of that!

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/26/2005 02:10 AM

When my mum went to the parent/teacher interveiws this year, she sat with my (hippy) chemistry teacher comparing the protests they went on in the 70s. I seriously can't take her anywhere.

Carnite 1,300 9
08/26/2005 03:32 AM

Do your 7th form guys take mufti day as a good reason to cross dress, or was our school just weird?



The other common thing to do was come to mufti day in your old uniform, just to get out of the $2, that and it gave you a good excuse to attack any third former that laughed at you for wearing uniform on mufti day...

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/26/2005 03:43 AM

Some people wear uniform, including teachers, but that is usually on the last one of the year. We usually have about 4. Some guys take the chance to cross-dress. Hell, even I was cross dressing in my manly kilt and sporran.



A couple of 6th form boys wore speedos. And these aren't small boys we're talking either. My friends and I were teaching one of our techers to play with devil sticks at interval and one of them walked past. She was trying to decide whether she was allowed to refuse his entry to her class. She ended up making him cover himself with his towel. But his next teacher, my calculus teacher, refused to have him in her class with his bits hanging out and the principal sent him home to change.

Carnite 1,300 9
08/26/2005 03:50 AM

Mmmmm, appetising.



*shudders while remembering the christmas tree shaped teacher that used to wear the girls uniform on mufti day*



Yeah, some of our teachers did that too.



The cross dressing thing was most common on special occasions, like swimming sports. I found my blue dress last time I cleaned out my room back home actually. I don't think it'd fit me anymore, besides, waaaay too Monica.

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/26/2005 04:55 AM

What part of the country are you in anyway?



Only the younger, hotter teachers have done it here. Hah!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/26/2005 05:53 AM

That is the first second good argument I have ever heard for wearing school uniforms.





To extort money from the students. Brilliant !



1) Create a rule.

2) Enforce it.

3) Charge money to disobey new rule.

4) Create more rules.

5) Rinse, Repeat.

Jaggy 11,895 13
08/26/2005 06:34 AM

Hey Psycho, is Psych better as a major in a BA or a BSc? I'll be taking science and arts papers whichever one I do. And Vic or Canterbury?

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/26/2005 08:06 AM

Apparently, crossdressing is far more common than i thought. Wow.



We used to be able to pay like $5 to get out of class every now and again. If our sports team had a homegame, we would be able to pay 5$ to get out of class, then pay for the tickets. I just payed the 5 bucks and left.

Carnite 1,300 9
08/26/2005 02:04 PM

I did it as a BSc, simply because I started off doing physics and chemistry :-/ Looking back, I really should've done a BA and mixed in fun Shakespeare like Politics and Philosophy. It depends what extra papers you wanna do. When you do honours you can call it whatever you want, regardless of your undergrad.



As for which uni, depends which town you prefer. I think Chch would be a bit cheaper, and Wlg really lacks the proper student feeling. It's really up to you.



If you have particular subject interests, let me know and I'll tell you if Vic kicks ass in them.

Carnite 1,300 9
08/26/2005 02:06 PM

Oh, and Neep, originally from HB (home of said Christmas Tree) but am down in Welly endlessly studying.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/26/2005 05:01 PM

apologises......... pulls my 'rosey' thorn out of Neeps hair....... then wonders........... now what?

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
09/01/2005 04:26 AM

It just got worse! Dad works with the wife of the security guy that rang (I used to do ballet with their daughter, son too at one stage). I didn't realise it was him at the time, I was kind of distracted. Anyway, he now knows that he got me off the toilet. My dad... grrr.

Neep- Janeway has Irish blood. Full of whiskey. 35,066 15
05/10/2006 09:12 AM

Haha. Oh, I just slay me.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
04/18/2007 11:03 AM

My mother wanted to read this thread, so I ended up reading it out loud to her, Jaggy and my bother who just moved into the area.

Oh Gods.

Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
04/18/2007 02:13 PM

And you bumped it because you had to read it?
Um...OK.

Pubah, Once Again with the Bubble Guts 56,805 18
04/18/2007 11:52 PM

Double...Triple Penta clickies!

That's the funniest story I've heard in a while.

You sure you didn't dream or make this up?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
04/19/2007 12:57 AM

And you bumped it because you had to read it?

Neep moves her lips when she posts.

Snork 45,655 12
04/19/2007 11:29 AM

Which lips? Cause that could be totally hot.

Snork 45,655 12
04/19/2007 11:30 AM

No, wait, that is actually sort of disgusting.