Funny Kid
A comedy conversation
by Suzy Gardner's Dad  2,724  8
08/25/2005 02:45 PM 217 views
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I'm in the living room reading a book when my 7 year-old daughter asks me for help untangling a necklace. She hands me a wad of thin gold chain. My son, he's 5, comes in from his bath, naked, plops down on the sofa and says, "Dad, I can't find underwear."
"It's in the wash, Hun. I'll get them in a sec," I say.
The necklace is elaboratley knotted and it takes several minutes with a toothpick and tweazers to unravel. Job done, I return to reading my book, forgetting about my son until he finally let's out an exasperated sigh.
"Dad," he says.
"Yes, son?"
"Could you get me some underwear before I have to shave?"
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Hilarious
22 votes
4.8
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274  10
08/25/2005 02:48 PM
Like Father like Son?
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Side-splitting
15 votes
5.0
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Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/25/2005 02:49 PM
The title was misleading.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/25/2005 02:50 PM
Art Linkletter loves you
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.4
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The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
08/25/2005 02:52 PM
So I'm guessing this thread isn't about the sequel to Barbara Streisand's movie...
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 02:52 PM
Art Linkletter owes me child support moneys.
Either that or...
Shut up.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/25/2005 02:54 PM
How was your interview yesterday, Phla?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 02:57 PM
No interview yet. Still waiting to make the next cut.
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Side-splitting
16 votes
5.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/25/2005 03:02 PM
<action> takes safety scissors from Phla </action>
Not without proper supervision, young lady.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.6
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Miniver 2,334 9
08/25/2005 03:11 PM
That's not a bad story. Your kid is probably a cute little guy. I won't knock your sentence structure and your punctuation is not horrible. However, I hope that the book you were reading was not on the topic of spelling.
A few observations:
1) "Hun" should be "hon" (unless he's Attila)
2) "elaboratley" should be "elaborately"
3) "let's" should be "lets"
4) "tweazers" should be "tweezers"
5) I should be shot for having taken the time to notice and comment on the above
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.1
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Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
08/25/2005 03:38 PM
1) "Hun" should be "hon" (unless he's Attila)
2) "elaboratley" should be "elaborately"
3) "let's" should be "lets"
4) "tweazers" should be "tweezers"
5) I should be shot for having taken the time to notice and comment on the above
Reader's Digest called. They want their Submit-a-Joke editor back.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oooooh. JK - critique away. I sleep now.
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Amusing
2 votes
1.5
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Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
08/25/2005 05:04 PM
Do tell!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/25/2005 05:25 PM
Jane's kid is funnier. She makes little kids at McDonalds cry.
She also makes old ladies at K-Mart cry.
We're intending to make her an honorary gabber, but I think Jane's afraid of what Ollie might do to her.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/25/2005 05:28 PM
Uh oh. I smell a "My kid is funnier" challenge.
Either that or Spicey farted.
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0 votes
0.0
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RedstaR in HD 1,068 8
08/25/2005 07:06 PM
Does anyone know why her kid only has one arm. I lay awake at night wandering.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.5
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/25/2005 07:14 PM
Does anyone know why her kid only has one arm.
I bet I know one person who could tell you. Maybe you should ask her.
Actually, it's because I masturbated with cheese when I was pregnant.
I REALLY like cheese.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/25/2005 07:26 PM
Thats it! No end.in.tears? Jane I am so disappointed in you. GO TO MY ROOM!
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0 votes
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The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/25/2005 09:38 PM
I sleep now.
Ahh, does this mean that you have see The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra? If so, ladies and perves, this n00b could be a keeper!
Dance with Animala! Dance!
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0 votes
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Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
08/25/2005 09:43 PM
Dang! No points for Skeleton of Cadavra. Do I get any for Army of Darkness or having seen more than one Steven Chow movie?
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0 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/25/2005 10:19 PM
SUSGT
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Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
08/26/2005 12:47 AM
No. Go to hell.
Pleeez, mommy! Not the handbasket! I'll be good I swear! *sob*
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/27/2005 09:47 PM
End. In. Child Pronography.
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