Our newest custom icon
A comedy conversation
by John Hargrave 128,751 73 08/25/2005 10:59 PM 167 views
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Please join me in welcoming Napkin to the circle of custom icon owners. Tirelessly publicizing the site, Napkin has brought in something like 100,000 new users to the site in the last year. Truly amazing dedication to spreading the gospel of ZUG, and his faith hath been rewarded.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Chuckleworthy
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/25/2005 11:00 PM
<action> wipes off lap
Carry on....fellow icon... carry on.
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Side-splitting
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 11:02 PM
100,000 new users to the site in the last year.
Umm, uh... *looks around at the new kids* ...and we're going to reward his behavior?
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Hilarious
10 votes
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SHP, black, white, and happy all over 181,790 70
08/25/2005 11:03 PM
While Napkin is tirelessly promoting ZUG and bringing in new GABbers, he's also harassing them via instant message.
I liken this to the programmers who create both viruses and anti-virus software.
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/25/2005 11:04 PM
Shut it steak! It's about quantity not quality. Hell, who do we have but ourselves to blame. If we can't flame anymore (because the grassroots hoohas deem it immoral) and we can't stick them up the ass with a hot flaming torch, what choice do we have??
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/25/2005 11:08 PM
Did he ask for a dead negro icon? He did, didn't he? I bet he did.
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/25/2005 11:09 PM
We already have one of those.
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Side-splitting
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 11:10 PM
Poor Jesus.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/25/2005 11:11 PM
Damn, I forgot about that.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/25/2005 11:12 PM
sumbitch.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/25/2005 11:12 PM
SUYI!
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Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/25/2005 11:16 PM
Since he doesn't appear to be here to show it off, check it out.
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Hilarious
15 votes
4.9
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PeeWee 4,624 8
08/25/2005 11:17 PM
Is that a cum rag wearing a had and a Coleridge ring?
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/25/2005 11:21 PM
Yes. Yes it is.
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PeeWee 4,624 8
08/25/2005 11:22 PM
had = hat
Spellin' and Grammarfication School: Pee Wee's Next Big Adventure
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 11:23 PM
Remember when he used to be The Happy Napkin?
I used to think he was an animated maxipad from one of those "Ann Learns About Her Body" movies from health class.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 11:24 PM
That icon looks more like The Disgruntled Napkin.
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Side-splitting
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/25/2005 11:30 PM
Man, I thought you'd have to do something like MAKE GAB A PART OF YOUR WEDDING, THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE to get an icon.
John, if you read this, I am totally kidding. I swear. I like my current icon. I just get off on being bitchy sometimes. And my marriage does nothing for GAB. Other than stop the mass masturbation by filling GABbers' heads with images me and Donk having sex.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
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Side-splitting
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/25/2005 11:35 PM
<action>mumbles under breath</action>Oh, yeah. Congrats Nappy.
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/25/2005 11:37 PM
<action>wipes smidgeon of syrup off of bunghole</action>Nice icon there, guy.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/25/2005 11:38 PM
Al just IM'med me and went all Chappelle on my ass. It was the most bizzare conversation I've had on IM since the night I thought a ferret had hacked into Jane's account (sorry Jane).
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/25/2005 11:41 PM
Waffles do not make good toilet paper.
...or do they?
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/26/2005 12:00 AM
Congrats Napkin. Next time screen all the noobs you bring in, 'k?
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Millie 116,988 28
08/26/2005 12:14 AM
Congrats on your personal icon!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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I am Straw 97,995 37
08/26/2005 12:24 AM
Poor Napkin isn't saying anything because that ring is muzzling him.
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Hilarious
10 votes
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Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/26/2005 01:39 AM
MMMMF MMFMFFMFMMF!
I didn't know that this thread existed, but trust me, I didn't bring in the likes of JK and HT. I hope.
Frost.
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Hilarious
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Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/26/2005 01:40 AM
Oh, and a heartfelt thank you to John, Al (Frost YEAH!), and all the little people.
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Chuckleworthy
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/26/2005 02:06 AM
And my marriage does nothing for GAB.
Except for giving John something to brag about in the last Zug newsletter/email.
That napkin has some nice Bling, although it looks like he's wearing a chastity belt..
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Chuckleworthy
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PeeWee 4,624 8
08/26/2005 02:08 AM
I just realised that Roofie's icon's nose looks like a penis!
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Side-splitting
11 votes
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Chickens 286,527 61
08/26/2005 09:50 AM
Some people earn their icons.
Some people bought theirs.
When asked about how he got his, Napkin replied, " I did it Myyyyy-y-y--y-y-y-y-y Way."
Congrats, Mr. Sinatra Nappy
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/26/2005 10:44 AM
Congratulations, Napkin!
It's a lovely icon that will bring you years of enjoyment.
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/26/2005 10:48 AM
It reminds me of the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
It's cool though, if a little freaky.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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S. Kake 55,555 14
08/26/2005 02:17 PM
Nice Icon, Jew. 'Grats.
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the gork's meow 41,132 13
08/26/2005 02:27 PM
Way to go stop You deserved it stop How are you supposed to end a telegram stop Let's try end
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/30/2005 08:24 PM
Well, since I've come back from vacation, I have found that Napkin has become the new guy in the Icon Club. Ejaculations, Cumrag.
You've also been immortalized in the Icon Archive. Sorry I didn't get to it sooner, but I was out of town, so I didn't give a Shakespeare.
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