Chickens 286,527 61
08/26/2005 09:51 AM

I call mine Vogon, destroyer of the universe.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 09:54 AM

I call it my vagina. Donk insists on calling it Nutbutter, though.

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/26/2005 09:54 AM

I call my penis "Bulemic", 'cuz he vomits a lot.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/26/2005 09:56 AM

Millie?? Where are you-

I bet you call them the proper names.

'Cuz yer all classy

and stuff.

Chickens 286,527 61
08/26/2005 09:59 AM

She's embarassed to come in this thread cause she calls hers "the fish market".

Jilly 24,693 8
08/26/2005 10:00 AM

Oh, and I know a girl who calls hers

her SECRET

She must have had a shady childhood.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/26/2005 10:02 AM

I call mine Tony Orlando and Dawn.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/26/2005 10:02 AM

I have always called the unit Oscar, but really he prefers El Capitn.

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/26/2005 10:03 AM

Jilly, I don't hate you as much as I hate JK or HT, so I'll give you some advice that many have already given you.



Stop making your sentneces into seperate lines.

It's annoying.

Plus, it looks stupid.

Just type all of your sentences into one paragraph.

When you need to start a new thought, just start a new paragraph.

Very easy.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/26/2005 10:04 AM

What do you call your sentneces?

24,693 8
08/26/2005 10:05 AM

Hey - have y'all ever heard of a "Dirty Sanchez" ??

Well, someone explained it to me yesterday and I almost pissed my pants I laughed so hard.



Resume Crotch and Weiner talk.

Chickens 286,527 61
08/26/2005 10:08 AM

Frank SiNapkin



8/26/2005 8:54 am [GdOh1QZEZoHsg4hdVu_aXw]





I call my penis "Bulemic", 'cuz he vomits a lot.



And it gets smaller by the minute.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/26/2005 10:11 AM

Frank, my love, I was an English major before I became a cocaine addict and dropped out of College.

I feel that the spaces are more reader friendly. If you notice you become a little cross-eyed when someone smooshes everything together. And I also feel that, even though an incorrect way to write any composition, the spaces have a cleaner look.



....I have another friend who calls her crotch a POOTANANNY. I hate that.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/26/2005 10:20 AM

I call mine what's written on it. PROPERTY OF DEMO MONKEY

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/26/2005 10:24 AM

And it gets smaller by the minute.



After it vomits? Of course!

tortuga diez 42,578 26
08/26/2005 10:32 AM

my borther used to call it a Pee- Peer.

Declan McManus, Vice Promotion Squad 131,877 36
08/26/2005 10:46 AM

I endorse this product or service.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 10:50 AM

I have a brother that's 5 1/2 years older than I am. As small children, we took baths together. That stopped when I was about 4 or 5 years old, and I chased by brother out of the bathroom naked yelling "Catch Jason's string! Catch Jason's string!"

I still giggle when I hear the work string.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/26/2005 11:01 AM

Speaking of Vaginas -

Believe it or not - it IS SFW

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/26/2005 11:08 AM

Mr. Ed

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/26/2005 11:12 AM

I don't hate you as much as I hate JK or HT



Oh how I dislike being lumped together with JK!



Am I really like him? Because if I am, I'd be willing to consider bungee jumping a 50 foot fall with a 51 foot cord.

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/26/2005 11:15 AM

I just don't like you HT. If you were to never ever ever ever mention your website ever, and you were to be funny, I think you'd be a decent member.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/26/2005 11:31 AM

<action>whispers in Jilly's ear, it's Willy</action>



Mine has no name, but most who have seen it say "Holy Mackerel"

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/26/2005 11:33 AM

Look HT, There's a frank between us.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 11:34 AM

Mine has no name, but most who have seen it say "Holy Mackerel"



I bet I know why.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/26/2005 11:36 AM

As a child, it was known as a "possible".



Heh.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 11:36 AM

<action>sighs</action>Oh, I love it when a post comes together like that.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/26/2005 11:43 AM

>O<





In case some of US are at work.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/26/2005 11:59 AM

I just don't like you HT. If you were to never ever ever ever mention your website ever, and you were to be funny, I think you'd be a decent member.



I see...



Ok, then! I'll try my best!





Why is it that I feel the need for your approval? Was it because my father left us as a young child? In order to find the answer to that question, I think it'd cost me 110$ and hour...Unless you've lowered your rates.





...



Yea, I don't get it either.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 12:18 PM

Shakespeare. Sorry, Mr. Sir.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 12:19 PM

Shakespeare, no I'm not. It's a link in a thread titled GENITALS, for Christ's sake.

WhyMe 276 10
08/26/2005 12:29 PM

My son is 2 and he calls it his Buddy, we have no idea where this came from. My daughter used to call hers her butt (I think she was a little confused), now she calls it her vagina, with a little giggle.

I say pecker and snatch. But, when I'm talking about mine and my husbands, I call them my thing and your thing.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/26/2005 12:39 PM

I generally won't click a link that I even have a shadow of a doubt on, but then I thought to myself, "It's TTJ, so it's probably a Weird Al link or something cute and harmless. Also, don't forget to pick up milk on the way home from work."

S. Kake 55,555 14
08/26/2005 12:43 PM

I had an ex who used to call her tits Barnes and Noble. I forget which one was which.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/26/2005 12:45 PM

Well, Frost. Now I feel guilty. Look!

Here you go, to prove just how predictable I can be.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/26/2005 02:09 PM

I call it a Coleridge, or for the female genitals, a snatch.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/26/2005 02:13 PM

awwwwwwwwwww mon petite Jane........ how Frost-ing perceptive of you....

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/26/2005 02:14 PM

Jane reveals herself as the "holiest of mackerels

Old Farts Club Mistress 194 7
08/26/2005 03:38 PM

"Holy Mackerel" Johnny!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/26/2005 07:03 PM

if I remember right SK, it looked like



(barnes) 0mackerel0 (noble)

Millie 116,988 28
08/26/2005 11:51 PM

I'm not really classy--ask those who have met me.



I have to think about what I call them. I don't really know. I don't have much reason to talk about genitals, I guess.

Filly 39,193 20
08/27/2005 12:01 AM

This is what I've been missing? Frost that, man.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/27/2005 12:09 AM

Millie-



Want one?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/27/2005 12:10 AM

Donny and Marie

Millie 116,988 28
08/27/2005 12:18 AM

I don't need a reason to talk about them to enjoy them.



Please.

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
08/27/2005 12:55 AM

But, when I'm talking about mine and my husbands, I call them my thing and your thing.



There's a red thingee moving toward the green thingee...



Mine's the Morgan Organ. I'm half Japanese and every girl I've ever been with my wife is glad my penis was inherited from the Morgan side of the family.



She calls vaginas "japonicas," which is what her mother called them. My wife had no idea a japonica is a "deciduous thorny shrub native to Japan having red blossoms."



Her mother also gave my wife a word for sex: Hukilau. My wife didn't know that was even a word. Being from Hawaii, I knew it was beach party/picnic -- like a BBQ.



My children learned proper names for genitalia early on, but my son was a tad confused on a word which sounds like "penis," which made for many moments of stifled snickering. The mispronunciation first occured when we were driving through GA and picked up some boiled "peanuts", you see. He liked them very much, and said so many times.

Calliope 927 10
08/27/2005 04:14 PM

my cooch

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/27/2005 04:19 PM

I call mine "Your Majesty," and all other males' "your junk."



For female parts, I like the term "cooter."

supergrover 4,517 9
08/27/2005 05:13 PM

My friend used to hate the word Poe. She thought it was the most vulgar term for the vagina ever created.



I used it as often as possible of course.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/27/2005 10:00 PM

I bet I know why.



Please, Jane, no more honemoon pictures, mkay?

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
08/27/2005 11:06 PM

I call mine Dargor, Shadowlord of the black mountain







Dont ask about the black mountain.

rashmathai 81 7
08/27/2005 11:35 PM

i have a friend who has a friend who knows this guy who saw the lord of the rings:the fellowship of the ring, and he now calls his penis sackville baggins. cause' theres the sackville hobbit clan thingey....and frodo baggins....

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
08/27/2005 11:37 PM

your friend sounds pretty awesome

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
08/27/2005 11:41 PM

your friend sounds pretty awesome



scratch that.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/28/2005 02:13 AM

For female parts, I like the term "cooter."



I try not to talk with my mouth full.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/28/2005 02:14 AM

Carroll.