Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/29/2005 11:12 AM

STFU n00b

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/29/2005 11:13 AM

I voted.



YAY!

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/29/2005 11:15 AM

Where do you stand on the issues, Mr Hargrave.

jepreport - premature articulator 58,758 13
08/29/2005 11:16 AM

Would it be wildly inappropriate to pimp The JEP Report here?



How about HartmanTwins.com?



Relax John, you got my vote.

SHP, black, white, and happy all over 181,790 70
08/29/2005 11:16 AM

Well what happens if you don't think Zug is the funniest spot on the web? Clearly you've never seen yodas toilet.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/29/2005 11:17 AM

Also, have you ever tried the Marijeewanna?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/29/2005 11:17 AM

I voted for Zug but, alas, once again it looks like The Onion will win.



The Onion is like Marsha to Zug's Jan.



"Onion, Onion, Onion!"

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/29/2005 11:20 AM

I voted for Pedro.



I'm sorry. I got confused.

Armored 3,923 8
08/29/2005 11:23 AM

Stuffonmycat.com is nominated for funniest humor site?



That's like giving the HartmanTwins their own customized icon.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/29/2005 11:25 AM

Has nobody ever been to ComedyCentral.com?





Jesus, you people don't know from funny.

Chickens 286,527 61
08/29/2005 11:27 AM

onjun only has 178 votes. Wonder how many votes Zug would need for them to put it up as one of the options?

daisypie 49,378 9
08/29/2005 11:28 AM

I voted for Kodos.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/29/2005 11:33 AM

I voted for Bush!







My own that is.

Lupience ate Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/29/2005 11:34 AM

I voted for Bush!

Just be careful of the hanging chads.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/29/2005 11:34 AM

I voted for the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody's going to expect that.

Lupience ate Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/29/2005 11:38 AM

Sonofabitch!

I screwed up, and instead of voting for Zug, I vetoed it.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/29/2005 11:41 AM

Just be careful of the hanging chads.



I can get some nail clippers for that.

Lupience ate Uncle Pie 26,981 11
08/29/2005 11:42 AM

OUCH!!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/29/2005 11:45 AM

I was going to vote for nataganaranenadngant ....ntagant ...naganagagagnanan...Al's site, but I forgot the address.

Carnite 1,300 9
08/29/2005 12:12 PM

<action>Notes that sitonmycat and dylsexic yeti both suck donkey dick</action>

Do we actually want to associate with this poll? What if we catch something?

Carnite 1,300 9
08/29/2005 12:13 PM

Like if we associated with Big Guy's pole.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/29/2005 12:37 PM

I don't think Pubah's counted. What's a 'web site address' anyway.

Pubah just click the pretty pictures and follow the crumbs he left the first time they visited.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
08/29/2005 01:56 PM

Oops. I voted 100 times.





I can't read very well, John.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/29/2005 02:34 PM

I voted. http://www.gab.com/zug right? Cool.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/29/2005 02:36 PM

http://www.gab.com Man, what a crappy website. Take a look at the badly superimposed shots of customers in front of the bank.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/29/2005 02:38 PM

Ok, I didn't vote for the bank website. I voted for this.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/29/2005 02:38 PM

How will they ever fit in the door?! Oh the humanity!

the gork's meow 41,132 13
08/29/2005 02:41 PM

I voted!



Does that mean I have a Green Card? Or a work VISA? I'll clean the restroom!

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
08/29/2005 03:01 PM

i voted.



but was there a point?



do they even get counted if they aren't one of the ones already up there?

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/29/2005 03:41 PM

Only 250 votes for Onion! WE CAN DO IT!

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/29/2005 03:44 PM

Are they using a tracker on that?



I ask for no particular reason.







Also, unrelated to the above: Any Firefox pro's out there? Isn't there an extension that blocks/ changes your IP when you visit a website?



Just wonderin'

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/29/2005 03:46 PM

I wrote in John Hargrove, I forgot how to spell ZUG.

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
08/29/2005 03:49 PM

I voted, but it sucks you can't see how many votes are up for ZUG.

Just Ducky 10,666 13
08/29/2005 04:18 PM

Please don't show this to Squeamish

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/29/2005 06:11 PM

Mr. Sir:



I can't find a specific IP blocker in Firefox extensions, however I did find two ways to block the refering url. First is typing about:config in your url bar and changing it globally to set send referrer header to 0. Secondly, one could change the listed referrers per site visited.



Not that I would recommend the usage of such a product, but it's good to know what's out there.



If a particular site was tracking IP addresses though, then these tactics wouldn't help.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/29/2005 07:15 PM

I voted for Zug. I'm not sure why stuffonmycat.com was put in the top four. It is cute, and I plan to submit a pic when I get around to it. But top four comedy site? Wha?

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/29/2005 11:09 PM

L'oignon is up to 349 votes, but we have to be crushing the other three.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/29/2005 11:13 PM

I'm crushing my onion.





Oh, yes I am!

Sylvester 4,465 9
08/30/2005 01:36 AM

<action>voting for sickest joke on the internet</action>



ALL RIGHT! I voted for Yahoo.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/30/2005 01:40 AM

Sylvester man, it is a relief to see you compared to all the dipShakespeares we've had here recently, but...





Please do not start up this yahoo/redhead/country music Shakespeare again.



Thank you.

Florence Nightingale 86,705 14
08/30/2005 01:42 AM

Yahoo makes my computer think it's running on crunchy peanut butter.

Florence Nightingale 86,705 14
08/30/2005 01:43 AM

........... and I'm a redhead and I think country music is Shakespeare!

Sylvester 4,465 9
08/30/2005 02:12 AM

........... and I'm a redhead and I think country music is Shakespeare!



Especially the Dixie Chicks.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/30/2005 02:17 AM

Wow, that is one instance where the swearbot took a turn for the worse.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/30/2005 02:36 AM

Thanks for the maha, sylv.



I hadn't gotten one in a while. I was starting to miss them.

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 9
08/30/2005 02:39 AM

Oops.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 02:54 AM

How do you guys know how many votes Onion is getting.. it tells us the vote total (which I assume counts the write-ins), but the percentages for their 4 choices add up to 100 (so they can't be counting write-ins).



Witches? Burn them?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/30/2005 03:08 AM

Frogpop sucks at algebra.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/30/2005 03:10 AM

Because there is absolutely no way at all to figure out 68% of 537.

Piemaster 12,538 15
08/30/2005 03:16 AM

Yahoo makes my computer think it's running on crunchy peanut butter.



Silly Daggy, everyone knows that Australians don't have computers.

Declan McManus, Vice Promotion Squad 131,877 36
08/30/2005 03:26 AM

onion could be a real Frost-ing bitch at times, but she was far funnier than many who came later.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 03:32 AM

Zaphod sucks at reading, or algebra, or both.



But he used to be good at taking pictures of his girlfriends, so I forgive him.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/30/2005 03:40 AM

The lack of quotation marks implies that it was not a direct quote.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 03:41 AM

I should've been more clear, for the idiot-inclined..



How do you guys know how many votes Onion is getting.. it tells us the vote total (which I assume counts the write-ins, because isn't it easier to code counting the vote submissions that way?), but the percentages for their 4 choices add up to 100 (so they can't be counting write-ins in their percentage calculations).

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 03:42 AM

"The lack of quotation marks implies that it was not a direct quote."



What the Frost are you talking about?

Florence Nightingale 86,705 14
08/30/2005 03:43 AM

Frockpop made my brain go ouchy.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/30/2005 03:46 AM

I understand Frogpop, but maybe its an accounting thing.

Florence Nightingale 86,705 14
08/30/2005 03:51 AM

Maybe it's an 'I'm better than everybody else including you because I'm an accountant and you're not and you have no life but I have 14 calculators and a briefcase and you don't and stuff doesn't make sense to you because you're not an accountan, in fact, didn't you used to work in a fish and chip shop? My point exactly!' thing.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/30/2005 03:56 AM

Frockpop Daggy made my brain go ouchy.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/30/2005 03:57 AM

I don't understand finance for Shakespeare because my mind doesn't work that way. I'd run screaming from any engineering building because it would have me for lunch. Economics kicked my ass every time. Tax bludgeoned me to death. Statistics, meh, we got along fair to middling. My point is that different people understand different things differently and it isn't a slur on anyone else.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 03:57 AM

If the "total votes" includes write-ins, then either A) The percentages for the four choices they list cannot add up to 100%, or B) They need to list a fifth catagory "Other" with an associated percentage.



If "total votes" does not include write-ins, then we can find out how many votes everyone got, but the vote clicker keeps moving up.. and, other than us, I can't imagine too many people are up right now voting in a Business Week poll.





Sorry Daggyluv!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 03:58 AM

I'm not an accountant yet, but I play one on the internet.

Florence Nightingale 86,705 14
08/30/2005 04:03 AM

Okay smartarse, how many fingers am I holding up?

Florence Nightingale 86,705 14
08/30/2005 04:04 AM

And strawperson, I didn't take it as a slur, I took it as an opportunity to write a silly sentence.

Lighten the crap up!

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/30/2005 04:06 AM

<action>puts on a pair of wings and jumps off a building.</action> I'll try!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 04:15 AM

I just want everyone who clicks Zaphod in this thread without giving it a second thought to own up to being not so smrt so I can laugh myself to sleep at your expense.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/30/2005 04:17 AM

Also, I want some muffins.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/30/2005 04:21 AM

You'll have croissants and you'll like em!

JajobaNLI 308 8
08/30/2005 07:33 AM

I'll vote. But I'll also get ten people to vote for every letter of my password mailed to me.



Hows that for a bargain...?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/30/2005 08:37 AM

I!t's time to get Napkin to call out his 100,000 soldiers I think !

P. Ditty Dah 123,110 14
08/30/2005 10:13 AM

Uh - I understand what Frogpop was saying, and he's right.



The fact that I understood that all scares me a bit.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/30/2005 10:20 AM

John you filthy whore.



Meh, I voted for you anyways.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/30/2005 11:32 AM

I think I've got some code that can help.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/31/2005 02:53 PM

Wow, it's amazing homestarrunner.com got overlooked...



Sewiously.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/31/2005 07:39 PM

"I'm participating!"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
08/31/2005 08:38 PM

We could use the lesson that ZUG has learned from the Aspen Comedy Fiasco, and run Squeamish's script to cast 100,000 votes for The Onion, in order to have them disqualified.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/31/2005 10:38 PM

<action>hands Mailman a Guinness.</action>Brilliant!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
09/01/2005 12:17 AM

<action>remembers that the simple thought of Unibroue beers makes Livewire drool all over himself</action>Thanks for the Guinness, but I'm all set.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/03/2005 05:21 AM

Did we win yet?

Nap-Kin-Inny 30,762 12
09/04/2005 04:48 AM

Oh good! 16.26 votes for zug!

Carnite 1,300 9
09/04/2005 07:58 AM

Hmmmmm...



defective yeti 62.4 %



Total votes: 2,857



SHENANIGANS!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/04/2005 08:49 AM

I've just written to Business Week and asked them to rescind my vote for Zug, based upon the recent changes to GAB.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
09/04/2005 09:07 AM

Agreed Dogs.



Damnit !



I knew it was a trap !

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/26/2005 12:54 PM

I'd vote, but will it count?

Livewire 78,229 13
11/26/2005 01:07 PM

I think it's over. But I'm impressed we made a blip, considering we were a write-in.

Gone To Lunch 0 0
11/27/2005 01:01 AM

VOTE!!!!!!!!