johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/30/2005 07:52 PM

Don't tell Underwhere that.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/30/2005 07:57 PM

However, a few issues later on, the 'Economist' published a retraction, saying the data was unable to be verified and possibly a hoax.



Leaving me to question the IQ of someone who would use it on a comedy message board to think that it actually proved anything.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/30/2005 08:10 PM

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 08:10 PM

That can't be right. My IQ is 130-something. I can't be that much smarter than the average. Trust me, I'm an idiot.



Although, South Dakota having an average IQ of 90 would explain why I got beat-up in grade school so much.



Well, it would be one of many reasons.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/30/2005 08:15 PM

Yeah well, my IQ leaves me just barely able to keep from drooling all over myself and I voted for Bush. Kerry took Michigan ONLY because of Detroit and graduates of that school district are regularly beaten on standardized academic tests by mongoloid wombats.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 08:22 PM

Plenty of stupid people voted for Kerry.

The thing didn't say that only stupid people voted for BuShakespeare said that only incredibly stupid people voted for Bush.



You know, the people who can't tell the difference between a flashlight and a Sherman Tank.

supergrover 4,517 9
08/30/2005 08:24 PM

Wow. More liberals whining about stuff not going their way. I'm so shocked.

supergrover 4,517 9
08/30/2005 08:27 PM

Also, if any of you whiny bitches maha me I will feel vindicated and the agony of maha will be overwhelmed by the joyous knowledge that I'm better than you.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 08:30 PM

Who's whining? President Jr. has brought death and destruction to thousands and thousands of people, and death and destruction are my 3rd and 4th favorite things!



Right after sex and pizza.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/30/2005 08:32 PM

That about sums up what we already knew then...





What's this we Shakespeare?.....you got a mouse in your pocket or what?

LPenguin - Waddling across the antarctic 42 8
08/30/2005 08:33 PM

Gah, I posted it as a joke, dont take it so seriously...

Tingles 2,134 8
08/30/2005 08:38 PM

Oh!...it's only a joke?

in that case...



Ha, ha mother-Froster!

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/30/2005 08:39 PM

I can sum up politics real easy for you Emersons.



Before the white man came to live here, there were no taxes, no debt, and women did all the hard work... The white man showed up and thought he could improve that system.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 08:42 PM

Yeah, if it weren't for those Frost-ing white devils, you could be running around in a loin-cloth thinking about the coming winter and hoping you'd be able to find enough food not to starve to death instead of eating twinkies an playing on the computer.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/30/2005 08:47 PM

I think you have me confused with the first white settlers to American running around begging the Indians for food for the winter. Or are you too stupid to know what Thanksgiving is about?

Tingles 2,134 8
08/30/2005 08:49 PM

Or are you too stupid to know what Thanksgiving is about?



Fight, fight, fight!!!!!

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/30/2005 09:00 PM

Come on SR, you should be happy we tried to tear away your culture and not allow you to practice your religion or speak your language.





The whole "Where would you be?" argument should not come into play, because no one will ever know the answer.

SNURK 38 7
08/30/2005 09:00 PM

"Or are you too stupid to know what Thanksgiving is about?"



Warm blankets?

supergrover 4,517 9
08/30/2005 09:01 PM

Thanksgiving is so the whites can remeber and laugh and how bad we Frosted you over.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 09:03 PM

You're a self-important, ignorant jackass that enjoys blaming the problems in his life and the lives of his people on 'the white man' for Shakespeare that happened hundreds of years ago.



I don't have you confused at all.





While I'm getting mahas, let me just say that it was a terrible thing for the white folk to make the american indian folk live on reservations, and the killing them part wasn't nice either, but I don't care. The reason I don't care is that I didn't do it, and it didn't happen to you. I feel the same way about black people who think they should get reparations for slavery. Slavery sucked, but I've never owned a slave and I've never met anyone who'd been a slave. I refuse to feel sorry or take responsibility for Shakespeare that happened 100 years before I was born.



Anyway, reservations and slavery sucked, but at least your ancestors were allowed to live. The English spent over 100 years trying to wipe my ancestors (Scottish/Irish) off the face of the earth, and no one has written me a check either. Reference the movie Braveheart for those who don't know how a library works.



Let the mahaing begin!

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/30/2005 09:14 PM

You're a self-important, ignorant jackass

Thank you!



that enjoys blaming the problems in his life and the lives of his people on 'the white man' for Shakespeare that happened hundreds of years ago.

You're damn right. Oh and don't worry about the English trying to crush the Scottish and Irish culture, The just decided to head over to American and crush the Native Americans. See first the English Frost you then them then they Frost the Native Americans. It's Dutch door action... So the real point is, it's all the Frost-ing Dutch's fault!

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/30/2005 09:15 PM

In an annoyingness contest between a stupid Republican and a self-righteous Democrat, I'll slit my wrists, thank you.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 09:16 PM

Holy Shakespeare! You're right!



We ought to nuke them Frosters!











Except Amsterdam. I haven't gotten to visit yet.

BobJohnson, Menshevik Extraordinaire 178,045 22
08/30/2005 09:26 PM

I don't want to get involved in any flame-wars, but I want to remind everyone that my viewpoints are the correct ones.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/30/2005 09:33 PM

You're absolutly right, every loves a BJ influenced opinion... wait I don't think that came out right.

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 161,353 14
08/30/2005 09:33 PM

You people are terrible at the internet. For shame!

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 161,353 14
08/30/2005 09:35 PM

I would also like to add that before everyone gets into a pissing match about their super-high IQs, keep in mind that internet IQ tests don't count, only ones administered by a professional psychologist. For example, my internet IQ test score: in the thousands. My professional score? Less than 800. Quite a difference, wouldn't you say?

SNURK 38 7
08/30/2005 09:39 PM

I thought real IQ tests never left the hundreds...IE... 150+ is genius level...



SATs dont rate your IQ

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 161,353 14
08/30/2005 09:40 PM

It doesn't take a high IQ to realize I was joking.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/30/2005 09:40 PM

My professional score? Less than 800. Quite a difference, wouldn't you say?



"The world needs ditch diggers too!"

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/30/2005 09:41 PM

<action> Backflips into the thread, runs along the walls, does a flying dropkick on Chi's nuts, grunts, and then backflips out again</action>

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/30/2005 09:43 PM

My IQ was 2 fifths of Vodka... IQ stands for Intoxicating Quota right?

Scott Adams 44,452 11
08/30/2005 10:10 PM

Imagine that somehow you find the 100 smartest humans on earth. You ask them to vote on an issue about which the general public is evenly divided. There are two potential outcomes:



1. The smart people will be just as divided as the general public. That means intelligence is irrelevant to democracy. Ouch.



2. The smart people would all vote for the same side of the issue. That would indicate that intelligence is very relevant, but democracy erases its impact.







P.S. Clickie me if you enjoy Dilbert.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 10:15 PM

You remind us that the world is run simply by whoever yells the loudest and that rational thought and intelligence have no power over the unwashed masses and you expect clickies?! I think not!















Oh, what the hell, Dilbert rocks! Have a clickie.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
08/30/2005 10:20 PM

<action>laughs maniacally at the pissing match; pops popcorn

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/30/2005 10:23 PM

<action> replaces lila's popcorn with a stick of acne tnt</action>

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 10:30 PM

<action>wonder if Lila knows that the popcorn butter at a pissing match isn't butter.</action>

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/30/2005 10:33 PM

<action> holds up Imperial Margarine container, smiles </action>



I can't believe it's not butter too!

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 10:38 PM

I gave you a clickie for your typo because I've been entertained by the thought of Acne TNT.



It doesn't kill people or damage property, but anyone within the blast radius immediately breaks out and is so humiliated that they won't go to the prom.

Hollis the lumberjack 7,284 14
08/31/2005 12:01 AM

Political threads are ruining GAB.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/31/2005 12:02 AM

Honey, it's ALL politics.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:15 AM

Wow. More liberals whining about stuff not going their way. I'm so shocked.





Psst, Grover:



We're not the ones trying to take away your reefer.

supergrover 4,517 9
08/31/2005 01:35 AM

They can't try any harder than they already are. It's illegal.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 09:27 AM

Dear DemoBushBashercrat,

Quit whining over lost elections and pick a candidate that reasonably intelligent people WILL vote for.

We've figured out the lesser of two evils is still EVIL...so how bout' a "good" person...a funny person...a TRUSTWORTHY person.

How bout someone who'll look out for the working men and women of America...not just the unemployed, or the stupid rich.

How bout an individual who loves the military soooo much, they won't send them off, underprepared to an underplanned war for unspecified reasons.

How bout'...

Chickens-N-Rice 08



the fleas of a thousand hobos,

Pubah

Helen Bach 0 7
05/14/2006 06:13 PM

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That's MRS. Lila to YOU, buster!! 78,555 13
05/14/2006 07:05 PM

Has anyone yet to say - TAKE IT TO HoB!!!!???

Piquantrax - Kill the Texicans 8,691 9
05/14/2006 07:06 PM

TAKE IT TO HoB!!

daisypie 49,378 9
05/14/2006 08:32 PM

Pfft! You want statistical proof?



Try HERE, or, HERE.

SAVIORA, Christian - Hating Feminazi 4,599 8
05/14/2006 08:53 PM

<action>opens her mouth, closes it again, and leaves</action>

Millie 116,988 28
05/14/2006 09:14 PM

<action>grabs Daisypie and gives him a big kiss on the lips</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/14/2006 11:43 PM

"Although it may not be true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."



John Stuart Mill

daisypie 49,378 9
05/14/2006 11:49 PM

While I like your quote, Whistler, it is my contention that there are

no conservatives left in America...

ringworm 68,315 13
05/15/2006 04:07 AM

old. further, you people suck at the internet.

All Trixxie, and a Bag of Corn Chips 65,026 15
05/15/2006 09:17 AM

Sheesh, like anyone would believe the average IQ of the State of Louisiana is 90. We Frost-ing live below sea level.