I'm going to hell............
A comedy conversation
by Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17 08/30/2005 10:44 PM 381 views
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I'm going to Mississippi and Lousiana next week to help in relief efforts. I've contacted a group to help with this monumental effort.
I can't sit by and watch while people of my country suffer with beaurocity and problems when I can help in more direct ways. Losing everything you own is worth me losing a week or two in pay.
So, I'll be off GAB for a while.
Wish me luck! If you'd like to help, please donate to The Red Cross.
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Hilarious
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The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/30/2005 10:46 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/30/2005 10:46 PM
I'd help too but...I've already got my pyjammas on.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/30/2005 10:52 PM
Two more beers and I'm I'm going too.
I've been retired for 3 years, bored as hell, guess I better send my Zug pics to Rockie.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/30/2005 10:52 PM
I'm proud of you Trae. It's a big sacrifice. Good job.
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/30/2005 10:53 PM
send my Zug pics to Rockie
Yeah, make sure Rockie gets them.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/30/2005 10:54 PM
Isn't Rockie Roofies other half?
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Cruz FB 9,993 12
08/30/2005 10:55 PM
Losing everything you own is worth me losing a week or two in pay.
For me thats far more than everything I have anyway. That could probably buy my life about eight times over
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
08/30/2005 11:00 PM
At least you have a life.........
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Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/30/2005 11:01 PM
Kind tits and big heart. You're an inspiration.
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Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/30/2005 11:01 PM
Err, sorry. Big tits and a kind heart.
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Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,835 9
08/30/2005 11:05 PM
You're an inspiration errection.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/30/2005 11:05 PM
I had a life once, but then I found ZUG
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OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/30/2005 11:30 PM
I'm sure they could use your help in the flood evacuations. Those puppies could definitely be used as a flotation device.
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/30/2005 11:38 PM
I wish you all the strength you will need to help.
I just saw a clip of a guy that had his wife taken away by the water. The lost little boy look on his face broke my heart.
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Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 11:44 PM
I could make comments about people who live below sea level and decide to stay when told a hurricane is coming. I could make comments about people looting TVs and jewlery and the guy who shot a cop in the head when he tried to stop him from looting.
Instead, I'll just say, "God bless you, Trae."
God bless you, Trae.
From an athiest, that's a hellofa thing.
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Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/30/2005 11:48 PM
<action>puts on a deep, comforting voice</action>Did they touch you Fantab? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
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daisypie 49,378 9
08/30/2005 11:48 PM
From an athiest, that's a hellofa thing.
You misspelled 'meaningless'...
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Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/30/2005 11:52 PM
Oh, fine! That's why I don't try to be nice very often.
Frost sentiment, then.
*insert rant about people too stupid to evacuate*
*insert big tit joke*
*poop*
Happy now?
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eeboney 372 8
08/30/2005 11:55 PM
Frost humor- this is a life-changing event.
You go girl.
We will be donating to the Salvation Army. Less overhead.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/30/2005 11:56 PM
I was happy once............. then I found ZUG
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Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
08/31/2005 12:50 AM
Boy. It sure is dry in my igloo today. Think I'll go enjoy a slab of mooseColeridge and some Maple syrup.
Yum yum.
Eh.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/31/2005 04:06 AM
Good luck Trae! We'll miss you.
Oh, make sure to loot something good for my mystery box.
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/31/2005 05:27 AM
Be carefull Trae.
God will give you many clickies for you kindness. With all the illness and coming disease please remember, spit don't swallow.
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Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 09:02 AM
How bout' we get past the middle man and put our donations in Trae's bra?
I not only love, but respect you today, Trae.
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nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/31/2005 09:11 AM
<action>runs into thread waving frantically</action>WAIT FOR ME!!!
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nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/31/2005 09:14 AM
<action>reads thread</action>You're a better woman than me, Trae. Good luck and give Auntie Trixxie a big hug for me.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/31/2005 09:38 AM
hmhhmmmmm
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/31/2005 09:46 AM
I'm going to Hell
And in other news, the pope Shakespeares in the woods.
Seriously, Trae, what you're doing takes a lot of heart and a lot of courage. If I liked you at all, I'm sure I'd be proud of you.
Wait, wait. That wasn't serious, either. What I MEANT to say was please take care of yourself, and be safe. And don't drink the water.
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/31/2005 09:48 AM
But if this is a set up so that you can "die" in some freak water-related accident, then it's a Shakespearety thing to do.
How Frosted up is it when you can't trust someone to be doing something nice?
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/31/2005 09:48 AM
Thanks for the tip TableTopDaveMatthews.
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Jilly 24,693 8
08/31/2005 09:50 AM
Trae - thank you.
I am in Baton Rouge and did not sustain much damage.
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Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 10:05 AM
<action>Flushes a toilet...feels guilty...flushes again</action>
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The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
08/31/2005 10:10 AM
Good luck Trae, your nobility will net you a Shakespeareload of good karma, which you'll find useful in your next life as the dictator of some small thirdworld foreign country.
Good luck running Canada!
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Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 10:11 AM
Positive Mojo to Trae:
May, during your angel of mercy efforts, you find a rich Cajun hunkofa man who plies you with merlot and deftly stuffs you with scheboygen...Then give you a new car.
Anti-Negative mojo for Trae:
May the alligators, snakes, looters, rapists, sharks and rednecks find prey besides your angelic backside.
Zug is Proud of you.
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Tingles 2,134 8
08/31/2005 10:50 AM
Too bad you couldn't go down there and just wiggle your nose and make it all go away.
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HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/31/2005 11:16 AM
Trae, in the wake of an ugly tragedy, you'll bring beauty. Your presence, although minute in the grand scheme, will be essential to the few beings you will extend your helping had to. May the force that animates and binds all things protect you and aid you in your efforts to aid others.
Godspeed.
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 11:21 AM
This is very honorable, so many men have lost thier wives and for you to step in and make them sammiches...I'm producing tears here folks.
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Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/31/2005 01:19 PM
This all nice and good, but I don't really see how giving a bunch of homeless dudes blow jobs is really gonna help.
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 02:51 PM
Trae dear- before going to hell, could you be a peach and check your yahoo mail? Shanks.
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 04:15 PM
<action> Blushes then cops a feel </action>
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Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
08/31/2005 04:19 PM
I would just like everyone to know that this thread has truly moved me... From the chair in front of my computer to the toilet I tried to drown myself in... There is enough tears of joy and wishwashie bullShakespeare to drown the rest of our continent! SHUT UP AND GET WITH TEH FUNNY.
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 04:25 PM
No one wants to hear about your failed suicide attempted. You march your ass back into the Frost-ing bathroom and dont come out until you succeed. Nobody likes a quitter.
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Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
08/31/2005 04:31 PM
Nobody likes a quitter.
I took up smoking... so I'm not necessarily quitting... I'm just taking my time...
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UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
08/31/2005 06:03 PM
Lots of refugees are headed to Houston - 23,000 to the Astrodome is the estimate. My friend was there all day today - she said there were lots of families with small children, nothing but the clothes they were wearing - dirty, no diapers, no food.
Tomorrow I'm volunteering all day at a temporary shelter, but since I don't have a job at the moment, it's not that big of a sacrifice on my part. Spicey will have to give up his morning blow job We'll have to get up earlier than usual, but I think we both can handle that.
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SHP, black, white, and happy all over 181,790 70
08/31/2005 06:38 PM
I am heading the comittee (meaning it was my idea, and I'm doing the work, but the H.R. department is taking the credit) for the hurricane relief effort here at my office.
Refugees are in need of basic toiletries, diapers, and bedding. Not to mention money.
The Salvation Army refused my old "personal massager."
REFUGESS NEED LOVE, TOO.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 06:46 PM
So they're going to put a rope around a naked Trae, toss her out a helicopter and let her rescue people off of the rooftops? Damn, the suction alone may kill them.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 06:46 PM
</flappy cooter joke>
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
09/08/2005 07:35 PM
Update: I leave 9/16/05 for Mississippi.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
09/08/2005 08:17 PM
Frost !
I didn't pick up on the date until just now.
Good Luck Trae.
And
Be safe yourself !
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
09/08/2005 10:39 PM
Thanks!
I have mosquito repellent, clean water,work gloves and MRE's.
I'm good to go!
The only thing I'm not prepared for is crazy ass rednecks, but I've been assured that the herd has been thinned enough where I don't need to worry.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/08/2005 10:45 PM
As if you couldn't kick any of their asses.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/08/2005 10:49 PM
... You're handing out water and MRE's?
To fat ignorant angry black people people accustomed to eating Chitlins, Rice, Waffles, Gumbo, etc, all in one sitting.
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I say we start a pool on how long until she snaps.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/08/2005 10:54 PM
Note:
I have no idea what Chitlins actually are, I can just picture the word being said with a cajun accent.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 08:25 AM
I leave 9/16/05 for Mississippi.
And they're busting President Bush's balls about showing up too late?
I hope you know how to operate a backhoe...because that's all that's left to do down there.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 08:26 AM
Back.....hoe.....nevermind, I'm not gonna go there.
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DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
09/09/2005 08:55 AM
I hope you know how to operate a backhoe...because that's all that's left to do down there.
Yes, because we know all flood damage, devastation and human misery in Louisianna is slated to end on September 13 when the magic FEMA pixies set everything right.
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
09/09/2005 09:15 AM
I hope you know how to operate a backhoe...because that's all that's left to do down there.
You are such an ignorant Frost I hesitate to even respond to your post. There is A LOT more to do down there, you insensitive prick. Have you been there? Do you know people who are there and what they have to go through to even attempt to get even a fraction of what they lost back?? No? Then please help yourself to a nice steaming cup of STFU and choke on it!
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Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
09/09/2005 09:17 AM
Trae: There is always a room available at Chez Trixay. I'll leave the light on for you. Oh yea the Dogs fart.
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Trae's Napkin on her lap 156,790 17
09/09/2005 09:19 AM
I will be in MISS this time but next trip will be to see you. I'm not afraid of dog farts. Your farts..... now that changes everything.
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Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
09/09/2005 09:40 AM
A: I don't fart, I expell wind
B: I don't expell wind, it was the dogs.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 10:58 AM
" you insensitive prick..."
All I meant waaaassssss.....The people that needed the help the most are DEAD!
And for your info!...there is a waiting list a mile long for PROFESSIONAL RESCUERS to go down and help out.....chances are you will be turned away.
pssssst.....they've evacuated the city....don't tell anyone I told you!
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 11:07 AM
All I meant waaaassssss....
Never esplain what you meant. Fine print on welcome page.
..... ....... .... ... .....
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 11:12 AM
"Never esplain what you meant. "
You have to over and over, when you're dealing with liberals...
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Pubah, Butt Inspector 56,805 18
09/09/2005 11:18 AM
Dearest Trae (My Heroine),
I'd like to volunteer my services in all this mahem as your house sitter. I'll have it clean and bright, hot meal on the stove, rosepetals leading to a hot herbal rosepetal bath (with glass of merlot)and powder on the sheets bed for you when you return.
Trying to aid in the Disaster Effort,
Pubah
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 11:22 AM
"I can't sit by and watch while people of my country suffer with beaurocity and problems when I can help in more direct ways."
like what for instance?????
That would sound great if you were on the Oprah Windbag Show.
At this point the best thing you could do is sit down and get out your check book..... yes, they will accept food stamps.
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Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
09/09/2005 12:32 PM
And for your info!...there is a waiting list a mile long for PROFESSIONAL RESCUERS to go down and help out.....chances are you will be turned away.
pssssst.....they've evacuated the city....don't tell anyone I told you!
For your info you retarded windbag, I'm not going to New Orleans (read my last post, it is spelled m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i). And I am going with anauthorized group of people so being turned away is a non issue.
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/09/2005 12:42 PM
Wow....this is a good day.
Because Trae, for once is spewing hate and daggers at someone BESIDES me.
By the way, if I didn't tell you this earlier....I'm proud of you...you're doing great.
*Goes back to watching the fight*
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 12:45 PM
And I am going with anauthorized group of people so being turned away is a non issue.
Sometimes just having a loving, compassionate liberal to talk to is big help.....I hope you do a lot of good down there in that disaster zone... er... ah... Mississippi.
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 12:47 PM
Dear Chris,
Please dont tell anymore friends about gab. (Its an unspoken rule.)
Thank you!
Chance
Dear Tingles,
Please dont try to make Trae look stupid, as there are many people in line in front of you. Keep this up and I'll have to stab you in the eye with my car.
Sincerely,
Chance
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 12:50 PM
He's your friend, it's hate by association.
Exactly right....I never did anything to you!....I'm just busting your chops only because you've been busting mine just for being friends with CG!
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 12:51 PM
I, for one, am glad Trae is back in the Upright position. May your efforts be rewarded with awesome parties, great sexual encounters, and I'll meet you in GulfPort at the Red Cross tent where they are passing our $2000 debit cards.
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Side-splitting
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 12:51 PM
I'll kick your ass man.
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Funny
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 12:52 PM
Wow, that still works.
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Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
09/09/2005 12:58 PM
Exactly right....I never did anything to you!....I'm just busting your chops only because you've been busting mine just for being friends with CG!
Don't be such a little bitch. You've busted my "chops" as you put it, since day one. Jump off the bandwagon for a while, and stick with the pee pee and boobie jokes.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 01:02 PM
Don't be such a little bitch
I hope a dozen black guys get you in one of those restrooms and play musical chairs with you ass!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.8
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 01:04 PM
Okay you see why that "I'll kick your ass man" line is so Frost-ing hilarious? Because its like what am I going to do....jump out of your monitor, sneak up on you in the bathroom while youre taking a piss break and anally rape you with a grapefruit. No I am not. In fact, I havent even thought about it once.
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
09/09/2005 01:07 PM
Trae: I'm proud of you for rolling up your sleeves and going to the Gulf Coast to help out. I admire you for that and wish you a safe journey on the way, while you're there, and on the way back.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 01:10 PM
<action> Laughs nervously</action> I need a drink, this is a tough Frost-ing crowd.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 01:13 PM
I like how Trae posted this thread like.. what 17 days before she ACTUALLY leaves.
Among other things, Trae is a Mojo Whore.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
09/09/2005 01:17 PM
I hope a dozen black guys get you in one of those restrooms and play musical chairs with you ass!
Why do they have to be black? Are you racist? Or are you eluding to the fact that black men have large penis' therefore will rip my ass apart worse then if you were to do it with your little pencil dick?
It's really not funny when you have to explain the joke, FYI.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 01:21 PM
I actually meant musical chairs.....what the hell are you talking about you perv?
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Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
09/09/2005 01:38 PM
Don't go to New Orleans Trae, Authorities say women who as much as dip there little toe in that toxic sludge should never bare children again.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 01:54 PM
<action> decides its finally time to get baptised </action>
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/09/2005 02:55 PM
Tingles, shut the Frost up already.
Since day one, the only thing I see you post is bullShakespeare ragging on Chris. You don't post funny. You don't post humor. You don't post anything else but Shakespeare about Chris.
Yes, we get that you are long time friends with him. But if all you're going to do is spout crap at him, give him a Frost-ing call or use IM. THIS ISN'T A Frost-ing CHAT ROOM, ASSBAG.
As far as Trae, I'm not her biggest fan, but I think she's doing the right thing. You may have an over inflated sense of jealousy that she's being able to help and you can't, but that's no reason to give her Shakespeare.
Frost off, dick munch.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 02:56 PM
Weird!
That post took up a Shakespeareload of room, and all it said was "Blah blah blah whine blah!"
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 02:58 PM
Hammerhead, shut the Frost up already.
Since day one, the only thing I see you post is bullShakespeare ragging on Chris n00bs. You don't post funny. You don't post humor. You don't post anything else but Shakespeare about Chris n00bs.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 02:58 PM
I thought this wasn't a chat room Hamperhead?
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:03 PM
...shove an "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" sized pineapple up JK2K's ass?
The lame ass posts, the bullShakespeare threads and the very thought of his worthless, pointless, meaningless existence are beginning to grate on my nerves.
Livewire, you need to beat the holy living Shakespeare out of your no0b.
What, do you think you're God or something?
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 03:05 PM
See, Tingles. That shows how much of a noob you actually are.
Yes.
Hammerhead DOES think he's god.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:07 PM
What do you call this Shakespeare?
Those who live in glass houses...
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:09 PM
I'm with HH for once.
You sound like a little weasel...
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 03:10 PM
... go through windex like a sonuvabitch!
.. We could keep it going.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:12 PM
HT, there's a reason this article made it. It's a poop article. It's all about poop, and nothing but the poop. It was also an embarassing moment, and I was also trying to not make it an even bigger embarassing moment
I guess I'll have to work on my poop jokes......someday I'll be as good as you.
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Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan! 60,724 12
09/09/2005 03:12 PM
And you sound like a pompous jackass that never posts funny stuff, instead just talking about how he knows Chris and how he likes to "slide down the pole" at the firehouse.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:13 PM
Oh wait...We're not doing that anymore, are we?
No, that's alright....be my guest.
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Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan! 60,724 12
09/09/2005 03:16 PM
Damn. I'm mean today.
I don't really hate you, Tingles, but you are kind of an Emerson. Hell, we all are sometimes. I think I just got tired of your CG jokes and ragging on Trae.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 03:16 PM
SD, let it go.
You have your unfunny times as well.
As do I.
We all deserve to be here. Jesus.
There's only so far I can go in one Shakespearety thread for comedy.
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:17 PM
Hey Ass-Destructor.....I'll just sit back for a while and watch how funny you can be.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 03:19 PM
Yep.
Simulposting is like the internet version of stillborn babies.
.. If you can equate those two somehow, Kudos!
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 03:20 PM
Aw everyones kissing and making up. Stand back girls I feel a cicle jerk coming on.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 03:21 PM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Tingles 2,134 8
09/09/2005 03:22 PM
I don't really hate you, Tingles, but you are kind of an Emerson. Hell, we all are sometimes. I think I just got tired of your CG jokes and ragging on Trae.
I was told in the beginning to not take ANYTHING seriously!.....are we all reading the same play book?
Take a vote.......if I'm voted off then you'll never hear from me again.
Now go and Frost yourself!
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/09/2005 03:23 PM
Take a vote.......if I'm voted off then you'll never hear from me again.
My gab is broken.... I cant hear anyone.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 282,940 53
09/09/2005 03:38 PM
Tingles: GAB's very own little one trick pony.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
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Fratberry 282,940 53
09/09/2005 03:39 PM
<action>goes and Frosts self</action>
Say, I ain't too bad at this!
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Fratberry 282,940 53
09/09/2005 03:40 PM
Oh shut up.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 03:41 PM
<action> pokes fartberry with a stick </action>
I figured it would be quite annoying, There's probably quite a bit of concentration involved.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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turtle10 42,578 26
09/09/2005 03:57 PM
I used to always get Hat, SD, and HH confused, and now they are ganging up on Tingles. What are they, a superhero team? Tingles is just upset that with tragedy, firemen won't get the hero sex
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JepRep - Beggin' Strip Master 58,758 13
09/09/2005 04:00 PM
<action>Tries to get thread back on track</action>
Trae's my hero. Be careful down there and don't rely on the government food. Take it from a vet:
MRE stands for "Meals Refused by Ethiopians". Pack a couple of Big Macs just in case. Even when odiferiously fermented, they still taste better than the horrors that lurk within those brown plastic bags.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/09/2005 04:23 PM
Don't eat the chocolate out of the MRE's unless they're prepackaged regular candy like Resee's Pieces or M&Ms. The generic government packaged stuff contains a laxative.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Fratberry 282,940 53
09/09/2005 04:38 PM
Take it from a vet
Hey, are you good with cats as well as dogs? Because our current vet is retiring and... oh.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
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JepRep - Beggin' Strip Master 58,758 13
09/09/2005 05:00 PM
Yeah, Frat. Send your cats to me. I'll fix 'em up REAL good.
With a white wine sauce, some cilantro, some freshly squeezed lemon juice and a touch of garlic.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/09/2005 09:19 PM
Good luck, Trae.
To the naysayers--shut the Frost up.
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Side-splitting
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/10/2005 01:04 AM
I was told in the beginning to not take ANYTHING seriously!
Well.. yeah!
I mean.. except for the serious stuff.
Duh.
HI MILLIE! WE MISSED YOU!
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