Fisticuffs 40 7
08/31/2005 12:42 AM

LOLOLz!!1 wow!!one! d00d that is so deep ur hella funny man

Rindercella 139 8
08/31/2005 12:42 AM

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 12:43 AM

The bonds of matrimony are like financial bonds: if the interest is not kept up, they become worthless.



I'm out of cold beer, so I'm drinking cold coffee

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/31/2005 12:43 AM

A turd in the hand is worth two in the pants.



I once took a Shakespeare that looked just like B. Arthur.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 12:45 AM

do you have pictures JB?

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/31/2005 12:49 AM

<action>hope Johnny is kidding and are terrified that he's not.</action>

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 12:53 AM

Never underestimate the power of a woman.



Especially if she has BZZZZZZZZtcracleOmG53809867damn I hate bad weather

Rindercella 139 8
08/31/2005 01:05 AM

Unchecked speech is like a vehicle out of control.

RinderceIIa 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:08 AM

I'm a Frost-ing twat.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
08/31/2005 01:08 AM

My big great penis is like one that is wise.

RinderceIIa 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:08 AM

Hey! So is that guy!

Rindercella 139 8
08/31/2005 01:10 AM

yes SENIORDESTRUCTOR you are a Frost-ing twat! STFU and get out of my space you Frost-ing moron!!!!!!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:10 AM

Damn SD............ figure it out.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:12 AM

ahem.



You are at GAB.



GAB has been around for a while.



I have been on GAB for a while.



You have not.



So get the Frost out of my space, bitch.

Rindercella 139 8
08/31/2005 01:13 AM

blah blah blah blah blah - Hi Johnny, Night Johnny. You are the ONLY sane one here. mucho babe.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:15 AM

OMG............. the International Emerson has spoken!!

Rindercella 139 8
08/31/2005 01:16 AM

I am not in your space, I did not pretend to be you by using your name. I know where I am. You are not an international heart throb. You were a man pretending to be a woman for a while, what a loser, so go soak your head in a barrel of monkey Shakespeare.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:17 AM

That was funniest post in a month

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:18 AM

But SD always has his head in a barrel of Monkey Shakespeare

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/31/2005 01:20 AM

Rindercella, I've got news for you. I will make it simple so that you understand. Senior Destructor= teh funny. Senior Destructor's last few posts= teh funny. One that is loser= NO teh funny. Do you see where I'm getting at here?

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
08/31/2005 01:23 AM

Where did I put that Cyanide Pill?

Old Farts Club Mistress 194 7
08/31/2005 01:23 AM

you guys just hate it when a new guy comes in and disrupts the class. awwwww my heart bleeds.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:23 AM

Look. I know I'm talking to a thirteen year old and a couple of his friends that think he's Frost-ing hilarious, but, Jesus, stop.



You're calling me a Frost-ing loser? you spend your days hanging out on this message board trying to piss people off. You come in here and just post worthless Shakespeare. You've caused people that we all know and like to post less, or stop posting altogether.



Ollie's stopped posting. One of the funniest Frosters on here.

Because of you.



Go get a Frost-ing life, get out of your parents house and go do Shakespeare that normal kids do. Don't be a Frost-ing punk. It's just gonna get your ass kicked when you finally get to high school.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:23 AM

EG=teh not funny

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:24 AM

heh.



This is the IP I get for Gooch:



[KKKPZXBYfNV4rA1LBoK_qg]



Frost-ing racist.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:25 AM

Ollie is a Poe with hairy tits

Old Farts Club Mistress 194 7
08/31/2005 01:25 AM

Rindercella is not a punk or a loser. She's way older than 13, and this is the 1st day she posted in quite some time. so nobody left because of her you dickhead

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 01:28 AM

I'm talking to all three of you.



Frost off.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:29 AM

don't call me dickhead or I'll remove you from my my wall, next to my bed

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/31/2005 01:32 AM

I am going to list a few hundred reasons why you suck, to prove my point further:



-You think you can tell someone that's destined to become a regular to "STFU".



-Your current clickie to maha ratio is roughly 1:3. That means you have three times as many mahas as you do clickies.



-You have no sense of humor whatsoever, as you have given 0 clickies and a grand total of 4 mahas.



-You appear to have the impression that one would take your 'insults' seriously when you think that Kielbasa is the only sane person here.(rest assured, he's just as insane as the rest of us, and quite a bit more retarded)



-And finally, I just plain hate your guts beyond any emotion I've ever felt. I hope you get gang raped by Satan after you choke on your own Shakespeare.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:34 AM

OMG.......... Grudge has just proposed to Rindercella!!

Rindercella 139 8
08/31/2005 01:37 AM

"And finally, I just plain hate your guts beyond any emotion I've ever felt. I hope you get gang raped by Satan after you choke on your own Shakespeare."



I hope God reaches down out of heaven and chokes the living life right out of you and soon! YOu are a piece of Shakespeare and don't deserve to live any attention from any body, and if you think I'm pissed, you are wrong. I have better things to do with my energy than to be pissed at a lowlife trash talker as yourself. ahem I don't like you either.



Don't tell me what to do eh!

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/31/2005 01:37 AM

See what I'm talking about? What the flying Frost is wrong with this guy?

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
08/31/2005 01:39 AM

I'm sorry, Dustycellar, but that actually made me laugh. HA. HA. HA. I hope you don't mind if I piss down your throat.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 01:57 AM

That's Mz Dusty to you Grudgebag

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/31/2005 02:03 AM

I'm too confused to insult, so I will just say this. I bet this post gets more clickies then this whole thread ever will.































































DONKEY!

newwave 45,912 10
08/31/2005 02:04 AM

If so, it'll be your new Funniest Post.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 02:10 AM

never underestimate the clickies on ZUG

Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 09:13 AM

<action>Puts his hairy arm around Rinderceller</action>



There there...do not dispair

newly posting n00bs are regularly bashed around here,



Put a smile on your face...

...Sunny

Post the humor in your life...

...teh funny,



And fetch me a damned beer

Piquantrax 8,691 9
08/31/2005 09:30 AM

Like they say:

Birds of a feather fly together.



JK, Rindercella, I'm surprised they don't break off into a rogue comedy forum. Appropriately title UGH