Piemaster 12,538 15
08/31/2005 03:59 AM

no

jlfjr 896 9
08/31/2005 04:44 AM

I think it would be worse if it was 9:56 while starting sex and you still had time to catch the beginning of the episode. Though I would know absolutely nothing about that.

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
08/31/2005 04:51 AM

The worst part about sex is when you're doing a hot, ample busomed, tight assed, swedish masseuse in the butt, and when you're almost about to come, you accidentally pull out and when trying to stuff it back in, it goes above the hole, and slides upwards, bending at a 45 degree angle and the semen shoots straight up into your eye.



Ow. Stings for an eternety.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/31/2005 05:09 AM

"The Worst Part of Sex"





When she gets loose.

MaxPlanck, riding round forever on a manmade horse 18,881 12
08/31/2005 05:38 AM

The worst part of "sex"......



Definitely the "e". It's such a clumsy bridge between the "S" and the "x".

Fishlegs 1,612 9
08/31/2005 07:09 AM

The worst part of sex is when you're really into it, you know, the sweat's flowing, you're getting short of breath but you can't stop yelling, the slap of flesh on flesh, you think you're just about to come and your sister comes in and asks for her Cosmo back.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/31/2005 07:11 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHA!!!



Silly BobJohnson, don't you know? People that watch Star Trek don't get laid. You little scamp.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/31/2005 07:30 AM

Star trek is fo suckas.

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/31/2005 07:34 AM

Star Trek is awesome. You have a cool girlfriend for understanding.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/31/2005 07:37 AM

The worst part of sex is having to pay up front.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/31/2005 08:05 AM

Star Trek is awesome. You have a cool girlfriend for understanding.



That may be the most unsexy thing ever said on GAB.



With the possible exception of "Check out my site."

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/31/2005 08:23 AM

That may be the most unsexy thing ever said on GAB.



Yay! That is the coolest record ever to hold.

LPenguin - Waddling across the antarctic 42 8
08/31/2005 08:39 AM

Silly BobJohnson, don't you know? People that watch Star Trek don't get laid. You little scamp.



Wrong. On the whole yes, but I know a few exceptions...



Although some people I know who watch star trek don't even WANT to get laid... *gasp*

Filly 39,193 20
08/31/2005 08:40 AM

In my very personal, private, and humble opinion, I'd say the worst part of sex is when the guy you're with is tired and can't keep going past one damn orgasm.







Sorry. I'm a bit bitter. My night didn't work out quite like I wanted it to last night.

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/31/2005 08:43 AM

Filly, I know how you could solve that problem.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 08:57 AM

Worst part of sex for Pubah is when Holideck time is over.

LPenguin - Waddling across the antarctic 42 8
08/31/2005 08:57 AM

Filly, I know how you could solve that problem.



And have a lot more fun.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/31/2005 09:36 AM

I'd say the worst part of sex is when the guy you're with is tired and can't keep going past one damn orgasm.



That has nothing to do with laziness or being tired.. it's just impoliteness (or poor skills..) to let yourself cum before the evening's full agenda has taken place.



Did you give the guy a brief intermission at all, or are you just expecting him to be ready to go again 15 seconds after his orgasm?

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
08/31/2005 09:42 AM

The worst part of sex?



When the drugs wear off and she wakes up...

LPenguin - Waddling across the antarctic 42 8
08/31/2005 09:45 AM

It's not happened to me, but when you realise `she` is `he`

Filly 39,193 20
08/31/2005 11:32 AM

Did you give the guy a brief intermission at all, or are you just expecting him to be ready to go again 15 seconds after his orgasm?



No, I was expecting him to last longer than two minutes of sex and at least come close to getting me off. I might be fast, but I'm not that fast.



Dammit.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 11:50 AM

I would have to say the worst part of sex is replacing the diaper.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/31/2005 11:55 AM

The worst part of sex is when you've just put it in and you think you're going along fine but then you watch her as she takes out her dildo, vibrator, butt plug and her "Home Clitoris Piercing Kit" because she can't feel me inside her.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/31/2005 11:55 AM

6 months later, trying to convince my parents that I'm Haiitian.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/31/2005 12:05 PM

Bob, apparently the worst part of sex is that you're having it.

Carnite 1,300 9
08/31/2005 12:06 PM

When you finish and the seven year old tells you she's had better.



</Ollie>

daisypie 49,378 9
08/31/2005 12:14 PM

The worst part?



When she gets up to make you a sandwhich after, but then you find out that she used that Miracle Whip Shakespeare, instead of Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise!

Chickens 286,527 61
08/31/2005 12:24 PM

The worst part about sex is when you're doing a hot, tight assed, swedish masseuse in the butt, and when you're almost about to come, you accidentally pull out and when trying to stuff it back in, it goes above the hole, and slides upwards, bending at a 45 degree angle and the semen shoots straight up into your eye.



Sven moved on you, did he?

Chickens 286,527 61
08/31/2005 12:25 PM

I would say the worst part is 9 months later when you start changeing the diapers. The memory of the sex kinda fades at that point.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 12:33 PM

Q.Worst part of having sex?

A.Pulling off all the scabs for smooth sailing.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/31/2005 12:35 PM

"after the obligatory cuddling..."



You must be joking...

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/31/2005 12:36 PM

Definitely the pepper spray.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/31/2005 07:46 PM

I was expecting him to last longer than two minutes



impoliteness (or poor skills..)



If you kept the receipt you might want to turn him back in for a refund.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/31/2005 07:50 PM

Did I miss something? Did Bobjohnson, Supreme Commander of Tralmafadore, take a human as a mating companion?



Does this mean there will be peace between both worlds?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/31/2005 07:51 PM

HAHA! Way to go Tingles. Took the words right outta my fingertips.





The Obligated Cuddling session is best used up while taking that extra long Boner piss afterward.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 07:53 PM

Yeah...umm..



Sorry I didn't tell you before, Ollie, but...



You know how these things go.

Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 07:53 PM

Boy.



This is akward.

Senior Destructor: Interplanetary Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/31/2005 07:57 PM

Heh.



Looks like I have to change my name again.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/31/2005 07:59 PM

The worst part of sex...





wait for it - wait for it













It was with a turkey.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/31/2005 08:00 PM

I hear ya, Miracles.



But at least I stuffed It.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/31/2005 08:01 PM

THAT JOKE TOOK A MAJOR TURN FOR THE WORSE!!

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 08:37 PM

...when I get kicked out of the theatre.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 08:37 PM

...of my old high school.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/01/2005 12:02 AM

finding out its your sister.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/01/2005 12:08 AM

Has anyone seen my memory pills?

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 9
09/01/2005 12:09 AM

Finding out it's your wife's unborn fetus.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/03/2005 04:55 AM

..Who is this? ..you sound awfully familiar.