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Last night I was getting ready to get in the shower. I'm all naked, checkin' out my womanliness and decide it's about time I trim the hedges.
I get my electric clippers out and start a shaving. I start clipping on the left, bikini line, then decide that I should just go bald for the hot weather.
I finish shaving on the left when the roommate comes home. I freak out because the clippers are really loud, and, well, if I'm using clippers in the bathroom, I'm probably shaving the muff. So I get all embarassed, turn the clippers off and take my shower without shaving the other side.
Yeah, I'm rockin' half a carpet today.
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Side-splitting
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Pubah 56,805  18
08/31/2005 01:26 PM
Drools all over his keyboard.
You just cost the taxpayers 30 bucks.
Besides, Kittun...you just being you sets trends.
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tortuga diez 42,578 26
08/31/2005 01:26 PM
I don't believe you.
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/31/2005 01:27 PM
Kittuns, do you still have the "finer than frog hair" male roommate you posted about recently? If you do, you should've continued to trim the hedges but upon discovery of your roommate being home, you should've asked him to give you a hand with something.
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Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/31/2005 01:27 PM
I like to put 2 stripes in mine....I call it Vanilla Muff.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 01:35 PM
<action>throws away half eaten burger</action>
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
08/31/2005 01:36 PM
Your story is meaningless without pictures.
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Malleus Snorkeficarum 45,655 12
08/31/2005 01:37 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/31/2005 01:41 PM
<action> finds a half eaten burger in the trash
Sweet!
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Malleus Snorkeficarum 45,655 12
08/31/2005 01:42 PM
<action>grumbles</action>
...grumble...grumble
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 01:43 PM
You know, this story really would be better if there were pictures. I don't know if anybody's thought of that.
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Pubah 56,805 18
08/31/2005 01:47 PM
<action>Uses his imagination</action>
Flaming red bush with a receeding hairline...
Nnnuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!
mmmmMust rrrrResist mmmMasturbaaaaating
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
08/31/2005 01:49 PM
Fighting it is useless, Pubah. I say just go with the floooowwww......
ok, I didn't realize until I said it just how horrible of a pun that could be.
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Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/31/2005 02:00 PM
<action> finds a long red hair in his burger
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Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/31/2005 02:04 PM
Give it to creepy internet redhead-stalker/killer Sylvester!
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BobJohnson, Menshevik Extraordinaire 178,045 22
08/31/2005 03:00 PM
This thread, like all threads, would have been better with pitchers of beer.
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OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/31/2005 03:03 PM
Screw pictures. We need video.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/31/2005 03:06 PM
There are very few things that I am sure of in life, but I am sure of this:
We need more thread topics like this.
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HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/31/2005 03:12 PM
<action>steals long red hair and glues it to large cardboard box that has the letters K-I-T-T-U-N-S written on it in magic marker and, strangely enough, a hole in the from and back end of the box. </action>
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Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/31/2005 03:21 PM
<action> finds an empty box
Sweet! I'll just crawl in here for a while and take nap.
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Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/31/2005 03:22 PM
WHAT THE FU*URghggragle*
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Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/31/2005 03:23 PM
I would love to see Kittun's box.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/31/2005 03:26 PM
Hell, I wouldn't even mind seeing her wrestle.
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OIiver ChesticIes 282,940 53
08/31/2005 03:49 PM
Thanks man. So can I suck your dick now or what?
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HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/31/2005 05:08 PM
Can I join?
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HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/31/2005 05:09 PM
Seriously.
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jepreport - premature articulator 58,758 13
08/31/2005 05:59 PM
Starting a hot new trend
Trend? I don't think so.
Hot? Oh. Yes.
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Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
09/01/2005 03:15 AM
<action> pulls another red hair out of his teeth
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newwave 45,912 10
09/01/2005 03:18 AM
<action>pulls red hair out of ass</action>
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Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,835 9
09/01/2005 03:20 AM
pulls another red hair out of his teeth
Quit eating my trash!
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
09/01/2005 04:59 AM
"....I call it Vanilla Muff.
I thought you named it lips?
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Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,835 9
09/01/2005 11:53 AM
I call my Lips McGee.
Ok, actually I don't.
But mine goes with the flow almost daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Turn off the lights and it glows.
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