Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
08/31/2005 11:43 PM

Ok, that's it! No more baked beans in the mess, EVER!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/31/2005 11:45 PM

That's too easy........... I saw that pic on www.chineseleapfrog.com 3 years ago

The Mooch Man 18 7
08/31/2005 11:54 PM

When I said how high?"jumps you to say"



"When I say jump you say "How high?"...translated to Chinese and back again.

I am Straw 97,995 37
09/01/2005 12:06 AM

The Emperor's New Jump Rope

Just Llama 7,194 10
09/01/2005 12:06 AM

I'll bet every one of them owns a pirated version of The Matrix.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
09/01/2005 12:22 AM

Red Bull Gives You Wings

Armored 3,923 8
09/01/2005 12:43 AM

Gas prices still suck.

Blackwing 74 8
09/01/2005 12:44 AM

Hooray! No more nutsacks!

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/01/2005 12:55 AM

As Kim Jong Il's North Korea slips further into economic decline the UN took the unprecedented step of canceling the country's gravity subscription.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/01/2005 01:02 AM

"Van Halen takes the Mainland by storm!"



Can't you see what I mean? Jump!

Frank SiNapkin 30,762 12
09/01/2005 02:43 AM

I'll Frost-ing kill you Chi Chi.

The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
09/01/2005 02:53 AM

Look's like santa's flying reindeer are going to lose their jobs to outsourcing too...

Captain Dan 44,452 11
09/01/2005 02:56 AM

"Attack of the Crones"

CrazyAl 6 7
09/01/2005 02:59 AM

Leapfrog soon lost its appeal once the SPCA got involved...

That Suhypa freshness! 5,547 9
09/01/2005 03:00 AM

China implements its new anti-earthquake strategies.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
09/01/2005 03:31 AM

You right Ftk Ng, attack helicopter squadron much better than make believing in tank all day.



Plus, everybody know...... Chinese girl can't resist Wings.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/01/2005 04:26 AM

"It was a dark day in the summer of 2025 when the Earth stood still and all the Chinese fell off."

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
09/01/2005 04:40 AM

Guy in background: You're all out!



No one said "Simon says".

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
09/01/2005 09:05 AM

So what really happens if everyone in China jumps at the same time? Let's find out!

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/01/2005 09:10 AM

Oh sure they look funny but if you run past them really fast with a ruler it makes this cool thwappa thwappa sound.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/01/2005 09:32 AM

Drunken Soldiers practice secret military high-jumping, which enables them to pee in cokes left on even the highest bars and counters.

Piquantrax 8,691 9
09/01/2005 09:32 AM

Like Elvis in Vegas, Yao Ming has many impersonators

Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
09/01/2005 09:34 AM

I still like the invisible bus idea best.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 09:34 AM

HEADLINE:

Japanese Soldiers Visit America and are Treated to a Cypress Hill Concert.

themike08 99 8
09/01/2005 10:33 AM

The Chinese Army's "Synchronised Skydiving Squad" suddenly realize they forgot a VERY important piece of equipment.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
09/01/2005 10:41 AM

Chinese Military Fries

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 10:54 AM

"If you bleak me haht. Me achey blachey haht."

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/01/2005 11:31 AM

"No lieutenant, your men are already dead."

wtadlock 145 8
09/01/2005 02:03 PM

EEK! A Mouse!

tails2 2 7
09/01/2005 08:20 PM

" WOW!!! look, its the chinese professional jump rope team"

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/01/2005 08:24 PM

Someone sound the "LOSS OF GRAVITY" alarm.

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
09/01/2005 08:32 PM

Higher!



HIGHER!



INTO THE SUN!!!

The Mooch Man 18 7
09/01/2005 09:44 PM

How did you make it this far?

Denial, Egypt 5 7
09/01/2005 10:21 PM

Jump if you hate the round-eyes!!!

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
09/02/2005 01:41 AM

15 years later, Sega finally launches a multiplayer version of Space Harrier.



God that was awful.

braids 1 7
09/02/2005 11:12 AM

Talk about Rice Rockets.

Blackwing 74 8
09/02/2005 08:43 PM

Lord of the Tiny Feet

Victopher 20 7
09/02/2005 09:43 PM

Had the Japanese invented the invisible bus before 1945, they may have won the war

Jay Stevens 1,010 16
09/03/2005 03:03 AM

So is this a new thead?

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/03/2005 04:00 AM

So these are new clickies?

chiphall 63 7
09/10/2005 05:49 PM

Silly Ninja, Trix are for kids.

Kenny the Retard 211,574 32
09/10/2005 05:55 PM

I like pudding!

Li'l Thug 63 7
09/11/2005 09:26 AM

Wonder Woman technology finally has military use

spork lover 0 7
09/11/2005 02:59 PM

"Caption This Photo"- Sweat Into the Oldies- Chinese style!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/11/2005 03:02 PM

I refuse to add to this thread.. It may ruin my reputation

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
09/12/2005 08:31 AM

I have no idea what they are doing, or why I find myself strangely aroused.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
09/12/2005 08:37 AM

Log in or we hate you!

YaOttaNo 6 7
09/12/2005 02:41 PM

Practice for becoming eye level with their American counterparts.

Xaq 4 7
09/12/2005 04:17 PM

Crack North Korean mechanised troops slowly realise they have been the subject of an audacious theft.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
09/13/2005 01:15 PM

"China lowered 30 feet for repairs. Military surprised."

Carnite 1,300 9
09/13/2005 01:17 PM

"Latest post in this thread has vague trace of humour, Carnite surprised."



Can't we have a new capcon on the front page? The outsiders are making a mess in this one.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/14/2005 02:47 PM

Chinese discover year of the "LeapFrog"

Chickens 286,527 61
09/14/2005 02:59 PM

"This cap con sucks so bad even the photo has been taken down."

SaiSei 39 7
09/14/2005 08:09 PM

"Chinese soldiers are trained in the delicate art of United States commerce. Unfortunately, the term 'inflation' was incorrectly translated."

ukzug 4 7
09/16/2005 05:27 AM

China introduces Gravity tax, ... population reluctant to pay

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:38 AM

I'm scared of all the black letter people...

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/18/2005 11:34 AM

I have to tell you, most Black Letter People play with the smoky sludge tippling from the wart cavity of a Crabkrudian Navelworm.

Doggs Akimbo 0 0
09/18/2005 01:52 PM

GO AWAY BLACK LETTER PEOPLE!!!

The Frosting Pope 33 7
09/18/2005 07:57 PM

The Chinese learned to use the American jungle tactic of "Drop and fire" against them!

Nathyn 0 0
09/20/2005 01:20 AM

This is some good stuff.

Lawinchen 0 7
09/20/2005 07:08 AM

"To infinity and beyond!"

Man in Background - "I told you, we're just toys, we can't fly!"

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 03:12 PM

I refuse to abuse this pic............. but I might!!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 07:33 PM

Gawd this hurts

Piemaster - I AM Vlaccid! 12,538 15
09/21/2005 04:25 AM

Can it be? NEW CAP CON!



No. IT CAN'T!

spleenpoof 0 7
09/21/2005 03:26 PM

Simon says. . . .

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/21/2005 06:06 PM

The real title to this is...........



Pull!!!!!!!!!!



BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
09/24/2005 12:35 PM

"From now on, gravity is illegal by imperial decree!"

Kelc 1,019 7
09/26/2005 10:04 PM

This is what you get when you comprise an army entirely of men who are afraid of ants.

Code Red 8 7
09/27/2005 08:15 PM

China taking Dance Dance Revolution Craze too Far

FuCkShOeS 0 7
09/29/2005 01:56 PM

STOP HAMMERTIME



this is paul every one sry bout the last thing

0 7
09/29/2005 05:18 PM

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