Mr. Sir 66,722 9
09/01/2005 09:54 AM

Ya' know sometimes, in times of war, a man has to do things that he's not proud of.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 09:55 AM

You would be wise not to Frost with Ashley.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/01/2005 10:00 AM

She answered "hey" because his number is also programmed into her phone, so the display showed who was calling. No need to say "hello?" if you know who it is.



But then why would she have his number in her phone unless they were Frost-ing? Cuz we all know that there can be no "friends" of the opposite sex.. everybody's Frost-ing.



I wouldn't worry about it, though.. we Navy guys are known for our high Christian morals, steadfast devotion and all that other bullShakespeare.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
09/01/2005 10:01 AM

If it would make you feel better, you could SUYT. That would teach that pig a thing or two.



I'm here to help.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 10:04 AM

Oh man he's totally boning her...he's giving her the good stuff. The hot sweaty nails in his back grunting good time love. So how does this make you feel?

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 10:06 AM

you could SUYT.



Dear Mr.,

Though I would love to fulfill(heh) your request, I regret to inform you that I cannot. I would rather not be mistaken for an eight year old boy at this particular time. But I truly appreciate your suggestion and willingness to help.I will now curl into the fetal position and cry for the rest of my life.

Sincerely,

Jilly





























i bet ashley has big boobs.

















slut.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/01/2005 10:11 AM

"She put her # in my phone last time we had drill"



Well at least he was being honest.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 10:18 AM

Indented boobies? I can already hear the fapping.

Chickens 286,527 61
09/01/2005 10:23 AM

At least he didn't call Bob and have Bob answer "Yeth?"

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 10:27 AM

ah, I wouldn't say indented...

Just on the small side. I do take pride in my nicely shaped and centered pink nipples.

Also with the aid of a water bra - I think I could be used as a visual aid for someone during - um special alone time.

see?

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 10:31 AM

Jilly is officehag? Damn it why do you have to have a face, it makes it much easier for me to make fun of you when I don't see how cute you are. Thanks alot you bitch!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 10:38 AM

What the hell is a water bra? Is it something all the officeworkers crowd around to discuss last night's episode of The Sopranos?

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 10:46 AM

Here you go Phuc..fap away

I'm not coming back until that fucker has gone 86,705 14
09/01/2005 10:51 AM

Waterbras are for girls who do not have breastss.

S. Kake 55,555 14
09/01/2005 10:53 AM

I wouldn't worry about it, though.. we Navy guys are known for our high Christian morals, steadfast devotion and all that other bullShakespeare.





Also, they're known for doing other men in the pooper, so he might not be banging her after all!

Zolton 88,175 34
09/01/2005 11:02 AM

Oh, water bra. Damn. I thought you said water wings. (very SFW)



'Cause 'personal floatation devices' are hot. (not even remotely SFW)

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
09/01/2005 11:05 AM

Do'ing her? Nah. He already did her. If you believe anything besides that fact you are a dumbass. Heck maybe even butt bunk buddies. I agree that the only way to get back at him is SUYT but with full frontal nudity and a few shots of you bent over taking the picture through your legs towards a mirror.



Or you could set up a phone call from a guy the same way he did when you are both cuddled up in bed. Cause you know the next time they Frost they will laugh about how she called him with you in the car.









The bastard.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 11:07 AM

Remember, Jilly: Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.



That is all.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/01/2005 11:10 AM

Jilly, you have nothing to worry about. Don't give that woman another thought. He's in the Navy. You need to worry if you hear him talking to some man named Butch.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 11:11 AM

More than a mouthful is wasteful, but most gabbers are pigs.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/01/2005 11:11 AM

Oh, and if someone else already made the painfully obvious Navy/gay joke, I have just one thing to say to them.



I don't care much for you, and I never read your posts. So it's not my fault if I didn't read your joke before making mine.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 11:13 AM

Dear Reapper,

please read my above letter to Mr. Sir.

I am, though, willing to share the tatoo that is above my ass.

Sorry, that's all I got that could be considered remotely sexy.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 11:14 AM

How in the hell did you get glitter in a tattoo?

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 11:16 AM

Jane,Phuc,- I love y'all today.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 11:18 AM

How in the hell did you get glitter in a tattoo?



that was the day I got it -

so its actually glistening blood.



ew.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/01/2005 11:22 AM

Maybe you have found the answer to your question...you have no tits. You should save up and buy a pair, that way he wouldn't sleep with Ashley when he is away from you. Actually he still will.



Its really too bad you didn't wash away. That would have been the funniest thing you ever did.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/01/2005 12:03 PM

Denial. It worked for my mother for 18 years and it allowed me to wear nail polish and mascara.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 12:10 PM

Dayum, BIG - you are harsh! Also, I think it's hilarious.



Who was it that posted the other day how Frost-ing annoying it is when chics pout and think it's cute? Yeah, that's what I think.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 12:14 PM

that was the day I got it -

so its actually glistening blood.



You bleed mercury?



Cut down on the tuna fish.



And by that I do not mean un-douched vagina, I mean Chicken of the mother-Frosting Sea.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 12:18 PM

It's funny to me when someone is desperate enough to post like 3 pics in a thread alluding to how "sexy" they think they are all the while whining about their mate Frost-ing some other girl and not getting a very positive response from the males of Gab.



Oh, it is to laugh.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 12:19 PM

Yes, but is it chicken or is it tuna. That title is just so confusing.

gorc- Wastes freight, Mess billing! 41,132 13
09/01/2005 12:44 PM

so its actually glistening blood.



That is sexy.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 01:25 PM

Lila - do you really want to Frost with me today??

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 01:28 PM

Hey, well, Lila goes on and on about this legendary "Ass That Won't Quit," but it's all bullShakespeare until she posts a pic, so I wouldn't worry abou tit if I were you.



















...and I cannot confirm the quality of Lila's ass because I never let my eyes wander below anyone's shoulder-level the entire weekend of the ZUG10.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 01:30 PM

Lila - do you really want to Frost with me today??



Why should today be any different than any other day? Its not our fault you cant satisfy your man. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/01/2005 01:35 PM

For $50 dollars I can find out her number, where she lives, how many family members are still alive, and whether or not she's having relations with your beau.



That price is open to negotiation. Further services are available upon request.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 01:36 PM

that was way harsh.

gorc- Wastes freight, Mess billing! 41,132 13
09/01/2005 01:37 PM

Lila - do you really want to Frost with me today??



Insert funny joke about Jilly accussing Lila of working at Old Navy and her man being in the Navy here

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 01:38 PM

Glass- we'll talk.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/01/2005 01:56 PM

I never let my eyes wander below anyone's shoulder-level the entire weekend of the ZUG10.





I call fat daughter on this statement.



Also, Lila does have a great ass. And a sweet face.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 01:59 PM

How dare you besmirch my good name, Master McmAnus?

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,937 12
09/01/2005 02:03 PM

I think jumping to conclusions about the relationship between your man servant and his hussy are perfectly well founded. Answering the phone 'Hey' is as bad as giving someone a hug. That evil bastard! You should go find some guy you work with and give him a hug. Then maybe you'll feel better, if not then just get him to go down on you for half an hour.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
09/01/2005 02:04 PM

I can vouch for Phuc keeping his eyes above the mason dixon line.



He had his eyes closed the whole time when he was sucking my dick.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 02:06 PM

Okay, I'm not being all kiss-ass like HTwins - but Lila indeed does have a sweet face.



And for the record... I never eluded to myself being sexy... all of my comments were pretty damn self depricating.

Well...my tattoo is kinda cute.

But that's all. I promise! I think I'm ugly, I do! I have witnesses!

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
09/01/2005 02:08 PM

I think you're ugly too. I'm glad we finally found something we can agree on!

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,937 12
09/01/2005 02:08 PM

That's what all ugly people say.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 03:01 PM

Oli-



BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!



Thanks for that today.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 03:06 PM

Oh and, yes, I am fine "Frost-ing with you today" or any other day for that matter.



Mainly because I think you're a brainless 40-something trying desperately to hold on to your youth through tween clothing and desceptive and misleading underwear your man should be SO pissed at you for wearing.



Also, because I can kick your ass with one leg.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/01/2005 03:15 PM

Okay, I'm not being all kiss-ass like HTwins



If you weren't such a bitch, your boyfriend wouldn't be Frost-ing some other slut.





How's that for kiss-ass?







Carroll.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 03:17 PM

40-something



28.



GO.

FOLD.

FLEECE.

PULLOVERS.

AND LIKE IT.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
09/01/2005 03:17 PM

Riots over?

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 03:20 PM

Really? You're 28? Lying. You look twice that - seriously.



Have you been spending a lot of time out in the sun? Own a lot of cats? Inhale a lot of paint fumes as a child?

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 03:22 PM

Insert UNfunny joke about Jilly accussing Lila of working at Old Navy and her man being in the Navy here



Done and done. And still not funny, as usual.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/01/2005 03:22 PM

I love and I mean hot funky monkey sex love (you know like Jillys boyfiend and that girl) Hartman Twins.

gorc- Wastes freight, Mess billing! 41,132 13
09/01/2005 03:38 PM

I hear ya Lila. It never was funny and I was trying to point that out by asking for help. If something's funny even I should be able to make a chuckler out of it.



Jilly, the horse your joke rode in on is dead and smelly. And at this point, I'm going to take the high rode and refrain from saying so is your cunny.



Oops. Oh well.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 03:42 PM

Riots over?



No just stuck here until further notice. I sure the hell am not working.

Declan McManus, Vice Promotion Squad 131,877 36
09/01/2005 03:50 PM

If I were a fan of female be-hind, I would decidedly be a fan of Lila's.





However, I am not, so CG is stuck with my admiration.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/01/2005 03:53 PM

My dearest Lila,



JillyHag is a perfect example of how DIY abortions with wet vacs and wire hangers can make you look older. She is the type of person who looks forward to class reunions because it was the only time that people acknowledge her.





Me

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 03:55 PM

He had his eyes closed the whole time when he was sucking my dick.



Hey, man--I needed something to protect my peepers.



Without my kryptonite dental dam, your super-swimmers could put a hole in the back of a brutha's head!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/01/2005 03:57 PM

Dear Jilly,



I think you are crazy. Not because you think that he is cheating on you, but because I don't think he realizes that you are dating. He is probably a relative or neighbor who you yearn attention from, but in reality you are barely a blip on their radar.



You are the reason that movies like Fatal Attraction are made.





Feel free to swim in shark infested waters when you are on the rag,





Me

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 03:59 PM

No big - mine was performed at an actual clinic.

--the actual cause for my old look- is that I am a bit of a closet dork. And I also have Lupus and Kidney disease so i appear aged,I guess. Oh and I did enough drugs in college to kill a mule.. Hey- I can admit my flaws. I know I am no super model. Like Lila and Peter

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/01/2005 04:01 PM

Hey, here's an idea, Jilly.





GO PLAY IN A RIOT.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/01/2005 06:24 PM

heh..I wish.

No really what I need now is a rohyponal. (or roofie)

Lupience ate Uncle Pie 26,981 11
09/01/2005 06:30 PM

And I also have Lupus and Kidney disease so i appear aged,I guess.



...So....aroused.

Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
09/01/2005 06:39 PM

I think you should dump your dumbass boy friend and star in hot lesbian porn.

RedstaR 1,068 8
09/01/2005 07:53 PM

Get the number.

Post the number.

DONKEY CALL.

Profit.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/01/2005 08:01 PM

I'm too sad to make any comments today.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/01/2005 08:02 PM

<action> thanks God

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/01/2005 08:12 PM

Jilly is kind of cute, judging from that b/w photo.



But if she were a Mr. Potato Head, I would have put her mouth and nose on a little more symmetrically.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 09:45 PM

I have to question the intelligence of anyone who would stay with someone they would consider investigating.



But she's on GAB, so par for the course.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 10:17 PM

This poor 40something woman has been reading this thread all day waiting for an answer! You guys are so mean.



Jilly, the answer to your thread's question is - YES!!!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 10:35 PM

Shel, it's only because I love you truly, madly and--yes--deeply that I'm not going to out your psychoses to the genpop.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 10:36 PM

Ha! Shows what YOU know! Shyeah - like I only have one.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
09/01/2005 10:53 PM

psychoses is plural.

Lila is 30 78,555 13
09/01/2005 10:57 PM

Hence the insanity of my commen...oh, nevermind.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
09/01/2005 11:04 PM

it is okay, lila. it was a big word and it had that silent p at the front. those are tough.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/03/2005 04:17 PM

ahhhhhhhh...the hazing days.

Millie 116,988 28
10/03/2005 06:50 PM

I never let my eyes wander below anyone's shoulder-level the entire weekend of the ZUG10.



First of all, that's a lie.



Also, Jilly, I wasn't here when this thread was first on the board because I was on vacation with my evil sister.



If you don't trust him, you have to figure out why. Don't waste your time with someone you can't trust. If you feel the need to spy on someone, it's not worth being with that person.



I am not a jealous person, but I have dated someone who loves to flirt with woman half my age (and half his age--gross). It didn't make me jealous, it just made me insecure and feel bad about myself. Part of that was my fault for letting it bother me, part of it was his fault for being inconsiderate and doing something he knew hurt my feelings.



Best of luck on your on-going health problems!

Duh - I'm Dead Sexy, Believe It Bitches! 24,152 8
10/03/2005 06:52 PM

<action> reads thread title</action>

Naaaah, too easy.

Kelc 1,019 7
10/03/2005 06:53 PM

You aren't psycho. You're just diffently abled...







and your boyfriend has Ashley's phone number. Good luck with that...

dinesh 24,862 16
10/04/2005 12:22 AM

you're certainly hot enough to be a psycho.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/04/2005 06:50 AM

Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing... I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man, Gilly. Only that moon.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/04/2005 08:31 AM

Naaaah, too easy.



Du-uh!