Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/01/2005 04:48 PM

I'd steal the hearts of all the women on Gab.



Oops. Too late.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/01/2005 04:49 PM

Pharmaceuticals and an Inner tube.





I figure I could drug myself up good and float somewhere.. higher.

Just suhypa 5,547 9
09/01/2005 04:51 PM

Porn and hookers.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/01/2005 04:53 PM

I'll float down to Columbia and get you some blow for those hookers.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
09/01/2005 04:53 PM

Well, in the case of these catastrophic floods, I would loot me some towels, and sell them at an incredibly inflated price. Ya' know, 'cause everybody will want to dry off, and who thought to bring towels with them on their rooftops?



Nobody, that's who!







Profit!!!86!!!









Oh yeah, and I'd get me some of those fancy Matchbox cars that my parents wouldn't ever buy for me when I was a kid.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/01/2005 04:57 PM

I'd go with tampons.



They're extra-absorbent these days. Throw a few boxes of those puppies into the water, and boom -- no more flood. Disaster averted.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
09/01/2005 04:59 PM

Corpses.



You can get 10K for a kidney on the black market.



And they are delicious.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/01/2005 05:00 PM

I'd go right for the jewelry.



That's pronounced Jew-la-ree.



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gorc- Wastes freight, Mess billing! 41,132 13
09/01/2005 05:04 PM

LOOT DA FUNNY W00T!!!!1ELVENTEENTEEN

gorc- Wastes freight, Mess billing! 41,132 13
09/01/2005 05:05 PM

I'd also get a dictionary with the word 'eleven'. Unless there really are elven teens.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/01/2005 05:06 PM

I'd loot a pet store and get all the kittens and puppies I could. I figure, if a helicopter is flying above, looking to rescue someone, there much more likely to go for the guy surrounded by cute animals rather than the mother with her period running down her leg, yelling at her two ADD kids to stop playing with the dead baby.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/01/2005 05:07 PM

Plus HT, if you get hungry...

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
09/01/2005 05:11 PM

Plus HT, if you get hungry...



...few things are as tasty as a young Poe.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/01/2005 05:11 PM

Now you're getting it, Erika.





Clickie for you!

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
09/02/2005 12:57 AM

1) Smash computer

2) Steal components

3) Profit!

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
09/02/2005 07:46 AM

2) Smash computer

1) Steal components

3) Profit!



Why go the extra mile?

Malleus Snorkeficarum 45,655 12
09/02/2005 08:13 AM

The big metal box that contains components is big, heavy and worthless, but you can fit a lot of x00$ cpu's in your pocket.

Cruz FB 9,993 12
09/02/2005 08:27 AM

I think the first thing to loot would be a safe to stash your stuff.



So when the stores run out of valuables to grab and they try to rob each other you'll be on your roof with your safe. Laughing.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
09/02/2005 08:35 AM

President Bush says there should be "zero tolerance" of looters.







Dick Cheney and Halliburton immediately went into hiding.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/02/2005 10:03 AM

I'd get a bunch of those blow up rafts and tie them all together, so that it made one really large raft. I'd float all around the city, but when anybody tried to get on, I'd hit them with a stick and tell them I am the Queen of South Dakota and that I will not share my boat. Every now and then, I may also yell out "I lied, Jack. I let go. Who's the kind of world now, bitch?"

HighSoci 30,109 18
09/02/2005 02:12 PM

I would first go to the hardware stores and get as many gas cans as possible and then go to the gas stations and get the gas. Hope you can see where I am going with this.







$3.00 a gallon.... Frost-ing bullShakespeare how the oil companies use wars and natural disasters to up the price of oil.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/02/2005 02:17 PM

I would loot churches of their Jesus statues. Then I would swim under the water with the Jesus on my back and everyone would think he was walking on water to save them. Then I would pull him under and pop up and laugh.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/02/2005 02:19 PM

<action> paints a face on a volleyball, spikes it at Jane. </action>

The names Voit, Dumbass!

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
09/02/2005 02:41 PM

1)Guns.



2)Ammunition.



3)All the stuff the other looters have accumulated.







...

Not that I've ever given it any thought.