Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/09/2005 07:02 AM

Warning, repeat. This has already been posted, I just wanted to show of my... dogtags again.

Cruz FB 9,993 12
09/09/2005 07:16 AM

Throughout my life to date I have had intimate relations with women who have been able to cover a wide range of boobs from AA to G. From my experiences with these breasts and the women who own them I have been able to formulate something of a 'unified field theory' regarding bosoms.



No matter what size they are women will ALWAYS complain.



If big, too big, if small, too small, if medium, too medium. All the while failing to realise that no man in the world is ever going to tell you he doesnt like them as long as you're letting him play with them.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
09/09/2005 07:19 AM

<action>Howls like an Austrailian Cattle dog</action>

Lila Is Funnier Than Al 78,555 13
09/09/2005 07:20 AM

Eh, I'm no Anna Nicole but I'm fine with the size of mine.

What one does not have much of in one area, one usually more than makes up for in another.



Ass that don't quit = me!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
09/09/2005 07:27 AM

I agree Al on many of the points you make. I for one would rather have the smaller, (more personality) variety of boobage myself.



A lot of guys do go apeShakespeare over huge boobs, and maybe the reason for the confusion is because these are usually the loud as hell mo-fo's that like to end things in, Woooo Hooooo, YEW....Skynyrd !

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/09/2005 07:56 AM

Also, some people prefer asses or legs. One thing I've learned is that there is always at least one person out there who likes your brand of flesh shape no matter what that is.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/09/2005 07:57 AM

Ass that don't quit = me!

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
09/09/2005 08:06 AM

No kidding, Fratberry. I can smell it from here!

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/09/2005 08:11 AM

What about the jawline, where the ear lobe joins the jaw?



Example.

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/09/2005 08:12 AM

*splooges*

Ditdah, back to 'normal' 123,110 14
09/09/2005 08:14 AM

Howls like an Austrailian Cattle dog



Did you just call us cows?

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 08:41 AM

Also, some people prefer asses or legs.



A common misconception is that we focus on a particular body part. We will, of course, when one part stands out in some way from the others, but most male respondents check out the entire ensemble.



I for one get turned off when a perfect pair of tatas is paired with a flat or bloated butt. Or when a top-rated torso and smooth delicious ass sits atop a pair of chicken legs. Or when the body of a goddess is topped off by a face that would scare Larry King's mother.



Superficial? Absolutely. At this point in life, I'm just window shopping.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
09/09/2005 08:42 AM

- Female respondents generally do not believe such comments. They think that "we" are only trying to make "them" feel better. Male respondents react to this with frustration.



The reason they feel this way, is because they are not being truthfull, when they say penis size doesn't matter, and they think guys must be doing the same about boobs.

Ditdah, back to 'normal' 123,110 14
09/09/2005 08:45 AM

I truly, honestly, don't care about penis size.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
09/09/2005 08:46 AM

As an "involved" man, I would like to say that all other women are hideous misshapen trolls whose fleshy chest bags fill me with horror and, oddly, a certain sense of regret. Men likewise, are repellant dungbeasts with no hint of sexual attractiveness.



There is, in fact, only a single person on the face of all the earth who I find to encompass all that is transcendantly beautiful in the human form.







...Dame Judi Dench.

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/09/2005 08:47 AM

Judi Dench's birthday is the 9th of december!



That is all.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 08:48 AM

Ass that don't quit = me!



You know, Wonderbuns, you've been hyping that backside an awful lot lately.



At the next gathering, you're going to have to put up or shut up.



I suggest a spanking booth.



For charity, of course.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/09/2005 08:49 AM

Word. Big boobs are overrated and really big ones are a turn-off.



I knew one guy who was into fake boobs, so much that he convinced his already well-endowed girlfriend to get a boob job. Three months later he dumped her. He was shallow in other ways too so his opinion doesn't really count.



I like a handfull, nothing more. I dig a hot ass and nice legs but mostly I'm a face man. I like a nice set of eyes.



Few things are worse than a butter face.

Ditdah, back to 'normal' 123,110 14
09/09/2005 08:50 AM

I don't want to spank Frat.



How about a booth where he spanks us? THAT I could go for...

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 08:57 AM

Yeah, I probably should have specified that the spanking booth and associated comments were directed at Shelby, not Mr. Hairyass Georgian.



Anyway, how could anyone's ass hope to compare to mine???

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/09/2005 08:58 AM

Nice.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 09:02 AM

I'm tempted to rate GAB boobs, but I'm afraid that hearts would be broken.





























Especially since my B-cup pizza slices are the pick of the litter.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 09:13 AM

Superficial? Absolutely. At this point in life, I'm just window shopping.



I'll be sure to tell your wife.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 09:14 AM

I used to worry about my tits, until I posted them on GAB. Yeah, they're not perfect. Far from it. But I had to learn that some people like them, some people don't. I can't change them, and I don't really want to. You don't like my tits or my bologna nipples? Then don't look.

Chickens 286,527 61
09/09/2005 09:16 AM

Man, who took XXhara's yams off the titty page? Those were some fine and sexy...*hurls* .......hang on...I'll continue in a minute...*hurls again*....really they were quite...*dry heaves*

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 09:18 AM

Janie, honey--if you think that Long Duk Donk isn't checking out every bootay that sashays by, you're in some serious denial.



<action>cues Carl and his wah wah</action>

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 09:20 AM

Oh, Al, I know. I'm just Frost-ing with ya.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 09:21 AM

Just wanted to make sure.



I'm always looking out for that delicate little heart of yours.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 09:30 AM

Today I woke up at 8:25. I should leave my house at 8:15.



I had to get ready in such a rush that I forgot to do up the top button on my summer shirt. It's open necked and the lack of top button made it rather low and cleavage-y.



I didn't notice for two hours.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 09:42 AM

Your story is worthless without pictures.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 09:46 AM

Here. A picture.



...

Well you didn't specify what of.

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
09/09/2005 11:02 AM

JK2K has been posting lots of disparaging comments about my boob size lately. This make me sad. :(



I made a thread about it, and promised new pics if everyone clickied me. New photos were taken, but Spicey decided to keep them for himself. I really didn't mind so much, since my tits still looked small.



However, now I feel bad about not keeping my promise. Sure, my boobies may be tiny, and they have eraser nipples, but as long as someone here likes them, I shouldn't complain.



That's what you're trying to say, isn't it Phuc?Right?

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
09/09/2005 11:03 AM

Shakespeare - I must be upset. I used an emoticon in that last post.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 11:03 AM

Underwhere, I've said it before, I'll say it again. Yeah, your tits are small. But they are some of the most perfectly formed breasts I've ever seen. Absolutely, perfectly, wonderfully lickable.



Not that I'm into that kind of stuff.

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
09/09/2005 11:05 AM

Bah. Janey, I'm not looking for your approval...



Ok, wait. Yes I am.



*fondles her nips*



How soon before you return to Texas?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 11:10 AM

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

I bet you missed your exit

And drove right on through the Lonestar State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway



Troy Aikman wants you back

Willie Nelson wants you back

NASA wants you back

And the Bush Twins Underwhere wants you back

Pantera wants you back

And Bluebell wants you back

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 11:17 AM

Every time I hear that song on the radio, I like to pretend they're singing to me. And it's strange that someone in Ireland is listening to BFS, our little hometown boys.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 11:20 AM

Personally, I would have posted this part of the song-



So when youre done

Doing whatever

And when you're through

Doing whoever

0You know Denton county

Will be right here waiting for you.



Come back to Texas

It's just not the same

Since you went away

Before you lose your accent

And forget all about

The Lonestar state

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And i've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks

North of here anyway.





Not that I would ever post song lyrics.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 11:24 AM

<action> bows to TTJ </action> I have to learn the ways of lyric posting from the master.



Not that you would ever do that, of course.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 11:29 AM

And TTJ, I love BFS.



Trucker Hat makes me all kinds of happy inside.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 11:29 AM

I like little boobies

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 11:33 AM

dropkick brody bows to TTJ



If I had one, I would SO tell you to suck my Coleridge. Stupid vagina-having me.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/09/2005 11:34 AM

You know, JK, sometimes it's really hard to be on your side.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 11:37 AM

sorry Jane, I linked to wrong pic/

Chickens 286,527 61
09/09/2005 11:41 AM

All this talk about hating big yams aside, you are walking down the boardwalk with your S.O. and this goes by. That you avert your eyes is a given. But how much would it hurt?

Chickens 286,527 61
09/09/2005 11:41 AM

The correct answer of course is, less than if you didn't.

Ditdah, back to 'normal' 123,110 14
09/09/2005 11:43 AM

Whatever that site you keep linking to is, the hospital has blocked it. So, I can't add to the conversation.



I know that breaks your heart.

Chickens 286,527 61
09/09/2005 11:43 AM

Too bad. She's HOT.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 11:45 AM

my favorite boobies

Carnite 1,300 9
09/09/2005 11:53 AM

I don't believe you, I don't believe you, I don't believe you.



What a hot chick comes up to the bar next to you and notices you checking out her boobage (oops) and instantly says "I know, they're fantastic aren't they?" followed by "and they're completely real" you respond with



I DON'T BELIEVE YOU



and then insist upon a tactile test of the proposition.



Three years gone by and I'm still cut up about that one. Those were some damn nice boobages.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/09/2005 01:27 PM

Chix, if we passed that girl on the sidewalk, EJ would probably say something like, "Holy Shakespeare, Professor, you better get a load of the funbags on this girl."



My wife. She's considerate like that.

Chickens 286,527 61
09/09/2005 01:37 PM

I have greater respect for EJ every day.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/09/2005 10:15 PM

i dont mind small tits. Medium boobage is good. Too big is just plain gross. First thing i generally notice is face, the boobs, then legs, and then, last of all, badonka-donk.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
09/09/2005 11:00 PM

I like my boobs. Plus I get to play with them everyday!

Millie 116,988 28
09/09/2005 11:47 PM

My boobs helped my sister and I get our flight changed to an earlier one.



I inadvertently bent over to pick up my luggage and the airline guy looked right down my shirt as my sister was pleading with him.



I didn't realize it until my sister told me.



He got another view when I put my bag on the check-in thing. He smiled and said, "Nice bag." My sister said she thought he said, "Nice bags" as in fun-bags.



I thought it was kind of funny when we left because he took off his glasses and smiled at me when we left and gave me the eye and told us to have a nice flight.



Shakespeare--I could have gotten an upgrade to first class. Or at least a window seat.

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,937 12
09/09/2005 11:47 PM

Can I see your Boobs Millie?

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,937 12
09/09/2005 11:49 PM

I'll give you a first class window seat on the Redskinboat to ecstasy...

Millie 116,988 28
09/09/2005 11:54 PM

Aw, SR, I missed you!





NO.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
09/10/2005 02:32 PM

Vlad has formulated a ratio that has served him well over time. It's the 1:1 theory.



It breaks down like this:

1. If a women has a huge butt, she better have huge tits to make up for it.

2. If a chick has small tits, the rest of her body better be petite and smokin.



Guys need 3 places to shoot their wad. Poontang, mouth and either a hot butt or big boobs. If you don't got either, you better be damn good wit yo mouth!

Ditdah, back to 'normal' 123,110 14
09/10/2005 02:34 PM

Thanks for bringing some class to the thread, Vlad.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/10/2005 02:38 PM

I will only accept Millie's revalations on "WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO"

Ghandi Drinkin' His Olde English '800' 30,762 12
09/10/2005 04:10 PM

A butterface is terrible. Here's how I notice women:



1. Boobs

2. Ass

3. Legs

4. FaceOH MY GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

5. Profit

Miracles 22,430 0
09/10/2005 06:47 PM

Ass that don't quit = me!



Boobs are important - but ass is just as important.



I am getting sick of hearing about Lila's ass - especially when she says it's hot herself.



Right here and now, Lila - I challenge you to an ass duel. Post your ass - let's see what you've got in the trunk.



It'll be a whole new version of Miracles vs. Lila. The 2005 ass version.



Bring IT!

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/10/2005 07:48 PM

My friend Nola has the biggest natural boobs I've seen on a chick who wasn't fat. Huge. They must be triple D's, or quadruple, if there is such a thing. And I know they're real because I knew her before she had them and I watched them grow.



When we were much younger, I saw them a couple of times (when we went skinny-dipping, I had no contact with them) and they were really nice. Nicely shaped, firm and perky.



Fast forward 20 years or so. She was over at my house with her not quite 2-year-old son, who we call The Vector on account of he's always got a stomach virus and spreads it around to everyone else.



The Vector puked right down the front of Nola's blouse. I took him from her and started cleaning him up, and she took off the blouse.



"Leave that right on the floor," I said, "I'll throw it in the washer."



"Damn it," she said, standing there in her bra, "It soaked right through my bra. Would you wash that, too? I'm going to have to jump in the shower."



And she took off the bra and dropped that on the floor.



Not that they weren't still really nice, but I estimate the migration speed of gigantic hooters at approximately .25 inches south per year.

Flügentagenschlägen 60 7
09/10/2005 07:53 PM

2-year-old son



'nuff said.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/10/2005 07:56 PM

...And she took off the bra and dropped that on the floor.



And your camera was where?!

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/10/2005 09:56 PM

Now, as a bisexual and a very chesticle endowed woman, I have a lot to say about this subject. I myself have to get a reduction, most likely this year, because a) I had 4 spine surgeries this year and a reduction will definetly help my pain; b) I miss being about to walk down the street without every man woman and child staring at me, even if I am wearing a parka. I can stand them staring at my giant scar( from the neck to my ass crack) down my back, but I dont have the choice to hide my boobs.

To all those flatsy patsys out there, honestly, I envy you for being able to run without knocking yourself out.

And also, when I'm looking at girls, which is always, I think that any size is good as long as they are perky and firm.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/10/2005 10:05 PM

Without pictures... uhhh...



You're Werehamster.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/10/2005 10:08 PM

My sister is just as well endowed as me, and recently went bungee jumping in New Zealand. She learned that you can do it for free if you do it nude, and was going to attempt it after he first jump, when she realized that everyone in the lobby can watch her sag bags flap behind her as she falls. Needless to say, she did not.

Lupience 26,981 11
09/10/2005 10:28 PM

Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?.....

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/11/2005 04:26 AM

Me and Jaggy.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/11/2005 05:04 AM

Women with large breasticles shouldn't bungee jump nude.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/12/2005 06:59 AM

Sure, my boobies may be tiny, and they have eraser nipples, but as long as someone here likes them, I shouldn't complain.

That's what you're trying to say, isn't it Phuc?Right?



No. I will comment to you privately on the top-dollar quality of your breastages, so as not to make the other broads here jealous.



Any guy who bitches about boobs being too small--the only ones he's getting are either two dimensional, sagging to the ankles, or rife with botulism.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/12/2005 01:54 PM

I dated a girl with enourmous hooters once. She said they used to be 36DDD, but that they had shrunk a bit and were now 36DD. Regardless, they were ginormous.



To be totally honest, they weren't that cool. They were real squishy, no firmness at all. Her nipples were real big and flat, and not very sensitive.



But even after all that, I still get a wicked hard on when I see some chick with tits big enough to choke a donkey.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
09/12/2005 02:41 PM

Lila does have a great ass.



I am satisfied with my boobies and my ass. They're there, they're in the right place, 'nuff said.

Piemaster - Now with 75% Less Funny! 12,538 15
09/12/2005 02:46 PM

I picture Miracles' ass with 'superturkey wuz here' scribbled somewhere on it.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/12/2005 03:29 PM

At least you are picturing my ass.



It's actually says "Now Serving" and then you just pull the tickets out my hole.

MCSHITPENISWRINKLE!!!! 375 8
09/12/2005 06:20 PM

well i never.............................

boobies

Nathyn 0 0
09/12/2005 09:37 PM

B



TEEN



OFF



RIGHT NOW



uh

uh

Uh

UH



UHH!!!







SPLURT!!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/12/2005 10:50 PM

What are you, ten?



It's fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

Calliope 927 10
09/12/2005 10:56 PM

Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?.....



This song was sang to me on the playground in 5th grade. I cried.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/12/2005 10:59 PM

Lila never responded to my ass duel.



I guess she really has an ass that totally quits.



Seriously, Lila - let's duel so I have a reason to post pictures of my ass on Gab.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/12/2005 11:03 PM

Post pictures of your ass.





Now you have a reason, because I said so.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/12/2005 11:07 PM

That would just make me a whore - and I really don't want that kind of reputation on Gab. heh.

supergrover 4,517 9
09/12/2005 11:46 PM

wicked hard



Say that with a scottish accent and I have found a new person to stalk.

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/13/2005 01:48 AM

Hehe. My dad just handed me an election campaign leaflet that just arrived, bitching about my party.



As I read it, he leaned over and opened this thread. Thank god he only saw the top post. He did it because he noticed how many more clickies it had compared to the threads around it.

Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,555 13
09/13/2005 03:24 AM

Sorry, we were having an "ass duel", Miracles?

Oh, I totally win when I play the banjo with my ass!

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/13/2005 03:35 AM

Ass pickin' is looked at as something best done in private up here in Yankeeland.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/13/2005 11:52 AM

What the ticket agent saw.



Flight Changing Boobs

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/13/2005 12:39 PM

Boobs Unlimited



If there is such a thing>>>>>>>>>>

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/13/2005 12:41 PM

That would just make me a whore



Oh thanks.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/13/2005 03:55 PM

Yes, Frat. You are a honkin' man whore for showing your ass for no reason.

Millie 116,988 28
09/13/2005 04:00 PM

He did have a reason: The pleasure of all GABbers.