Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
09/09/2005 10:14 AM

Welcome to GAB!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 10:15 AM

Ya thilly!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/09/2005 10:16 AM

<action> waits patiently in the bushes for a n00b to fall for the trap</action>

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 10:16 AM

I refuse to Lurk. It's more fun being abused!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 10:18 AM

1 across (7): Mounted bullfighter.



fifth letter is 'r'.



8 across (7): Uproar.



Fifth letter is 'i'.



...

Easy clicks for smart noobs.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/09/2005 10:26 AM

1. across...rejoneo

gorckat 41,132 13
09/09/2005 10:26 AM

Aw, solid waste, brody. I intake a lot of air at combination of letter entertainments.

Il Postino Francese 176,450 56
09/09/2005 10:27 AM

Ok, I'll byte. My frist post, I am so excited, lmao



U guys are sooooo funny, LOL! :) I would luv to fit in with u all, that would be so kewl! My name is Gino, I love coffee and cats and video games.



How do you do the blue text thingy?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 10:27 AM

1 across ????r??



8 across ????i??



I give up.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
09/09/2005 10:27 AM

I read the first two posts and immediately this song flew into my head.





"And now for a tincture of tenderness,

but I must use only a touch,

for without a touch of tenderness,

he might destroy me,

Oops! to much...

Filly 39,193 20
09/09/2005 10:29 AM

Hah. Ollie's lurking.

S. Kake 55,555 14
09/09/2005 10:32 AM

I thought 1 across is picador, maybe you screwed up the R thingie.

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
09/09/2005 10:36 AM

8 across (7): Uproar.



Fifth letter is 'i'.



Ruction?



I so didn't use thesaurus.com

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 10:39 AM

I think I did screw up the 'r' thing.



The clue was 'fall in drops'. I assumed it was rain. *puts on dunce cap*

Nice Guy Eddy 139 9
09/09/2005 10:42 AM

1 across (7): Mounted bullfighter.

toreros



what do i win?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/09/2005 10:46 AM

You win the oppurtunity to be turned into "Eddy the jerk" by hanging out with all of us.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/09/2005 10:49 AM

toreros = mounted bull



nice try

gorckat 41,132 13
09/09/2005 11:33 AM

You win the oppurtunity to be turned into "Eddy the jerk" by hanging out with all of us.



Believe it Eddy- last night I told my wife that Terrel Owens deserved to be raped in the ass with a baseball bat spiked with nails.



Then, during the football game our 15 year old half crippled, mosty blind Shakespearezu was barking and getting on my nerves. He would stand at the food dish, take a bite, turn around, forget where the food dish was and bark at which point I picked him up, turned him around, rinse and repeat.



After 5 or 6 assists from me I got fed fed up with the little Shakespeare and at the same moment I felt a delicous fart brewing, so I crouched down planting my ass in his face and ripped it.



Oh, how my ass cheeks flabbered at him!

Oh, how the stank staggered him! (More likely he was thrown off balance by my ass bumping his face- wouldn't you be?)



My wife had just turned the corner as I let loose; I narrowly avoided sleeping in the car and instead got the couch.



Point being- netirher of those things would I have done before GAB.



Poster's note: this has been sitting on my screen for 30+ minutes due to a client I was waiting for arriving. Any out of contextness is due to that fact.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/09/2005 02:40 PM

Maybe I'm just punchy and hungover today, but... I hadn't given a five-nutter out, until I read:



'Oh, how my ass cheeks flabbered at her!'



That's downright poetic, man. I'm talkin' Frost-ing Yeats. Nice talk.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/09/2005 02:41 PM

Or rather, 'at him'.



Punchy. Hungover. Copy-'n'-paste-deficient. My bad.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/09/2005 03:21 PM

ok, so I'm not really new or anything, but I'm not exactly setting fire to the board with my postage. So I figured I'd subject myself to y'all's wrath.

Funkyrat 26 9
09/09/2005 04:01 PM

Alright, I'm here. Can I have my cookie now?

Frozen Yogurt 16 7
09/09/2005 04:03 PM

If he gets a cookie, I want one too. Or even if he doesn't...just give me a cookie. I like noodle-cookies.

TheBoB666 70 7
09/09/2005 04:31 PM

<action>Waits for his cookie, gives up, cries and goes back to lurking.</action> Fine Frost you all and your promises of free cookies.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/09/2005 04:55 PM

No cookies from Al. But clickies for your bravery.



If you can call stepping out from behind that big tree to stick your tongue out at a bunch of impotent geeks brave.

Frozen Yogurt 16 7
09/09/2005 05:10 PM

If I can call it brave... do I get a cookie?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
09/09/2005 05:12 PM

<action> puts on tux.</action>



If I's gonna' be impotant, then I's gonna' look impotant Mista Phuc.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/09/2005 05:14 PM

<action> would post randonly if she were BobJohnson</action> When I read 'Rating recieved' it makes me think mischief managed, which makes me think mojo managed which makes me think Austin Powers.



I need sleep.

Flügentagenschlägen 60 7
09/09/2005 07:19 PM

I just came out of lurking with my first thread. Like a big boy!!

Jopeck 395 8
09/09/2005 07:58 PM

I just came out of lurking with my first thread. Like a big boy!!



Are you retarded?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/10/2005 03:46 PM

Kake wins!



I checked the answers on today's paper and it turns out I did screw up the 'r' thing.



Crosswords are for losers anyway.

syncope 49,019 14
09/10/2005 04:03 PM

Does it count if I lurked, felt jilted and left, then came crawling back?

Kenny the Retard 211,574 32
09/10/2005 06:05 PM

I like pudding!

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/10/2005 10:05 PM

I post, I clickie, I chuckle at your monkeyness. I stroke my many pets like an evil empress as I MWAHAHA. I'd like to thank everyone who did not beat me when I did dare to post.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/10/2005 10:06 PM

What is means "fuciking?"

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/10/2005 10:11 PM

Also, I would like to state that I sorely miss the pee-tubes.