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A comedy conversation by Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 08:29 AM 387 views

I got a new bathing suit the other day. Thank you to I Am Straw for recommending it. I took some pictures of myself in it.



Some of you have seen this bathing suit. That is not me in it.



This is me in my new suit. They accidentally sent the wrong size bottoms so I didn't take a picture. Also, I hate my lower half, so there will be no picture of that, anyway.



I liked this picture better, but it was out of focus (and also, it makes me look like I have a roll of fat--well, actually, I do).



I usually hesitate to show my boobs, but I am having a biopsy on my left breast next week, and I figured I might as well do it while it is still all there.



And, NO, this does not mean I will ever show my bare boobs, even if I'm about to get a double mastectomy.



This is as good is you're going to get, pervs.

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163 Comments (Funniest: Phla Mignon,Ditdah, back to 'normal',Declan McManus, Vice Advocates, Incorporated)


Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281144
Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/13/2005 08:31 AM

Thanks. And good luck with the biopsy, Millie.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281145
Miracles 22,406 0
09/13/2005 08:31 AM

Holy Frost-ing Shakespeare!



That is hot.



I may turn all Ditah on your ass, Millie!



rawr!

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281146
Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/13/2005 08:31 AM

Damnit! Wasted the Second Post.







Did you make that out of your kitchen wallpaper?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281147
Nathyn 0 0
09/13/2005 08:32 AM

I like you millie.



You shouldv'e shown all of the suit.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281150
Nathyn 0 0
09/13/2005 08:33 AM

Yeh good luck.



We all love you.







fapfapfapfapfapfap

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281151
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 08:34 AM

Thank you, everyone.



Miracles, I've already turned Lila gay. I guess you're next. I don't know my own strength.

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281152
The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,838 14
09/13/2005 08:34 AM

"Orbs-of-hilarity whore" just doesn't have the same ring as "clickie whore".

I mention this for no reason.

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281153
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 08:34 AM

Shut up, Mailman.



I guess you didn't look, huh?

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281154
Miracles 22,406 0
09/13/2005 08:34 AM

Fire up Millie's clickies, people.



Not only is her body hot - but that seductive face will be in many of your dreams tonight.

 

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Nathyn 0 0
09/13/2005 08:40 AM

bitches boobs and beating off



life is grand

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281157
Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,417 7
09/13/2005 08:43 AM

Millie,



Have I told you lately, that I love you?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281160
Humphrey 51,326 10
09/13/2005 08:45 AM

Millie... you don't look silly. You look hot.



That's all I got.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 5
09/13/2005 08:46 AM

whos this Nathyn kid, and what in gods name is wrong with him?

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281163
Piemaster - Vlaccid Cover Singer 10,666 9
09/13/2005 08:47 AM

pafpafpafpafpafpafpaf



If I do it with my left hand, it feels like a lesbian...

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281164
Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,417 7
09/13/2005 08:47 AM

Well...he's obviously a Fag.







No offense to the homos of GAB or anything.

 

Funny 11 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281166
Hammerhead 59,084 10
09/13/2005 08:48 AM

Nathyn,



You've been here all of five minutes. In that time, you've flooded the board with inane posts, tried to edge your way into conversations that don't involve you, and you've tried to act cool by using terminology and inside jokes that you have no Frost-ing clue what they mean.



You keep making links expecting us to click them (which I'll give you credit for actually knowing how to link), and you wonder why you're getting on everybody's nerves.



Sit back, relax and go have a nice warm cup of STFU, you irritating Coleridge-gobbler.



If any of this pisses you off, the only solution is to go give a blowjob to a shotgun.



Frost off and die,

HH

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281167
Miracles 22,406 0
09/13/2005 08:50 AM

Please, Hamm-ah - DO hurt him!

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281168
The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,838 14
09/13/2005 08:51 AM

Shut up, Mailman. I guess you didn't look, huh?



Are you kidding me?

I already have it up as my new Windows background.

 

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Hammerhead 59,084 10
09/13/2005 08:54 AM

Mailman, that would be perfect if you had that photoshopped pic of her on, who was it Carmen?, 's legs.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281173
Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,417 7
09/13/2005 08:55 AM

That's kinda creepy there, bud.

 

Hilarious 18 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281177
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 08:56 AM

Um, thanks, Mailman.



I'm flattered.



<makes sure all windows and doors are locked and hides in closet>

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281194
Armored 3,910 6
09/13/2005 09:14 AM

Dear Millie:



Frat party friday night.



Keg beer. Immature frat boys. Loud music. Keg beer.



Wanna go?



Love,

Armored

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281197
Hammerhead 59,084 10
09/13/2005 09:16 AM

I believe you're trying to seduce Mrs. Robinson.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281198
Armored 3,910 6
09/13/2005 09:17 AM

And miserably failing at it, no doubt.

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281200
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 09:18 AM

No thanks, Armored.



I prefer immature men.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281203
Armored 3,910 6
09/13/2005 09:19 AM

Did I forget to mention the keg beer?

 

Funny 6 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281206
Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/13/2005 09:24 AM

I already have it up as my new Windows background.



I wish I had Millie on my desktop.



















What?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281212
Chit Eating Grin 163,924 10
09/13/2005 09:36 AM

Millie you look absolutely stunning in that suit, and while it's is flattering as hell on you, it is also my least favorite thing in the picture.





In fact there is no contest, your top would be the first thing I voted off the island.





(and I already have the good mojo working for you too, in reference to your health)



Thanks !

 

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Nathyn 0 0
09/13/2005 09:43 AM

Sorry yo



ima bitch

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281221
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:49 AM

Good luck on your biopsy. In a worst case scenario, you could show your boobs only to the person who won them on ebay after the mastectomy.



They could then show them to us like a kid showing off a dead frog in a shoebox. Except different. Much, much different.



Oh, nice photos. But would it kill ya to smile ya crazy bitch? Oh.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281222
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:50 AM

<action>runs to kitchen to make a chicken sandwich</action>

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281223
Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/13/2005 09:52 AM

Bathing suit and smiling?



I'm not sure I could take it - I'm an old man. An immature old man. An immature man who's almost jewish.



Oy.

 

Side-splitting 6 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281225
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:55 AM

Now I'm Jewish. Now I'm not. Now I'm Jewish. Now I'mnott. NowI'm JeWish NowI'mNOt.

 

Funny 10 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281230
Hammerhead 59,084 10
09/13/2005 10:00 AM

Frat, you playing with your detachable foreskin again?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281232
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 10:01 AM

But would it kill ya to smile ya crazy bitch?



Whine, whine, whine. You should be happy with what you get.

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281235
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 10:02 AM

By the way, at least my boobs and face are in the same picture.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281261
REAPERR-FU 12,322 8
09/13/2005 10:27 AM

Goo-goo GAH! And a boingo boingo as well.



Thanks Millie nothing like a early Christmas.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281284
Declan McManus, Vice Advocates, Incorporated 115,733 11
09/13/2005 11:19 AM

Aw, MiLLie. Bestest of luck, dearie. Bestest.



You might even turn me lesbian!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281291
Frogpop 155,678 12
09/13/2005 12:26 PM

Hot like Lobstah!

 

Funny 7 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281294
Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/13/2005 12:33 PM

Having the heavy duty medicine I have, I can heal even the remote chance of cancer in your breast Millie; I just need to get my hands on some closer pictures of your breasts. Upon that inspection I will need to massage them for about 1 hour. You should be fine after that.



It is a tough job but somebody has to do it.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281296
Declan McManus, Vice Advocates, Incorporated 115,733 11
09/13/2005 12:36 PM

Oh, who invited Tonto back from the Rez?

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281302
Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/13/2005 12:40 PM

I go were I please pale face. I know someone who isn't going to get an free gambling chips if they visit me.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281306
Neep is gay! 33,067 11
09/13/2005 12:47 PM

Nice...



Good luck for the biopsy.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281310
OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,024 6
09/13/2005 12:55 PM

I usually try to be funny. This time I'm serious. Best wishes Millie.



 

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Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:00 PM

15 seconds funny



Or, more prosaically newwave, Chickenbut is up cybering with a stupid slutty slut.

"late to bed,

late to rise,

fuk like hell,

and weed for sale!"

You da man, Chickens!

Damm. You have the soul of motown, and the street savvy of a pimp.

Wrapped up in boy band looks.

seeing a women open a beer bottle with her vagina would be grea





 

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Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:01 PM

Dark Humor

theres a hidden side of everything.

hey you my name is oliver testi i mean checticles. i'm in the service of slide in and out of it.

Brian Pumper is my tag team partner we ram it till its blue and purple. The Daily Words said "it compleled me to write it as a 'freaky horror story'."



 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281314
Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,460 11
09/13/2005 01:02 PM

Hey, Rainman, just because you figured out cut and paste doesn't mean you have to taint every single thread with the same posts over and over.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281316
Lupience 26,463 6
09/13/2005 01:02 PM

Morning Millie- Best of luck at the docs. Don't let them take too much, it's hard to find bathing suits with one C cup, and one AA.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281317
Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,460 11
09/13/2005 01:02 PM

Heh - I said "taint".

 

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Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:04 PM

the only thing i taint is lil punany meat pockets around the globe

 

0 5
09/13/2005 01:07 PM

I'm lifted burning call funk doctor spok

 

0 5
09/13/2005 01:08 PM

allow me to reintroduce myself

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281324
Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,460 11
09/13/2005 01:08 PM

Also, moron, we can see that it's you making multiple posts under different names so stop it now.

 

0 5
09/13/2005 01:15 PM

Everyone Has a Fantasy, Whats yours?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281330
Senior Destructor: Frontman of Vlaccid. 60,356 10
09/13/2005 01:27 PM

That's strange.



That blank post glitch is happening again.

 

0 5
09/13/2005 01:31 PM

I finally got my Zug Citizenship

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281334
Lupience 26,463 6
09/13/2005 01:32 PM

Damn- SD, you're up early too. And what is with . all the blank spaces lately?

 

0 5
09/13/2005 01:32 PM

since they dont wanna post my email and introduction .....

groper305@wmconnect.com

By the sound of things i'm just a drunkie lil college student mixing your world with the dark dise if the streets. consider it a window viewinto the underground.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281336
Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:37 PM

send all votes to me this site is tainted heh did i say "tainted" people vote for themselves under alias screennames please everyone needs to stop this

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281337
Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,460 11
09/13/2005 01:38 PM

Hey, Emerson - I said tainted in this thread first.

QUIT STEALING MY THUNDER!!

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281338
Senior Destructor: Frontman of Vlaccid. 60,356 10
09/13/2005 01:38 PM

up early? Hell, I haven't gone to bed yet.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281339
Senior Destructor: Frontman of Vlaccid. 60,356 10
09/13/2005 01:39 PM

Heh.



Lila's talking to herself again.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281340
Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:40 PM

The best humor on comedy central is when all the funniest comedians roast a comedian they dont think is funny which should be me. roast me it should make for some interesting funnies

 

Side-splitting 6 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281341
Senior Destructor: Frontman of Vlaccid. 60,356 10
09/13/2005 01:42 PM

Is Squeamish playing with code again?



Maybe that's what all these blank posts are from.

 

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Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:45 PM

When i say going to the meat market i dont mean the actual 'meat market' thighs resemble chicken legs so go figure where the name chickenhead came from lol

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281345
Lupience 26,463 6
09/13/2005 01:46 PM

This is too weird. Next thing you know, our posts will be in color. I only hope all the blank spaces don't cause the server to crash.

 

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Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:47 PM

Question: yo Geordy what book did u get the cheeseless poet quote from? pretty please

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281347
Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:52 PM

Senior Destructo you have mail

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281348
Senior Destructor: Frontman of Vlaccid. 60,356 10
09/13/2005 01:54 PM

What the...?



Now I'm getting strange blank E-mails.



It's like I'm in the Frostin' Twilight Zone.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281350
Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 01:58 PM

Geordys Email addy would be awesome

 

0 5
09/13/2005 02:01 PM

I transform geeks into ladies men nice to meet you

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281353
Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 02:02 PM

Hey frank

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281354
Groper 0 5
09/13/2005 02:05 PM

This guy does have all the answers u gotta read his email letters he knows women inside out like dirty rubbers lol

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281356
Lupience 26,463 6
09/13/2005 02:06 PM

Maybe we forgot to take our medication?

Or maybe we took too much, and it's a tandem hallucination?

Frost it- it's time to go to work. I can hallucinate there.

 

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Lupience 26,463 6
09/13/2005 02:09 PM

Sorry for all the blank posts Millie- someone will be looking into it.

Don't bite the doctor.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281358
Dead Robot 67,245 11
09/13/2005 03:27 PM

Millie, I'm thinking about you. Best of luck

</serious>



Now. let me give you some pointers about how to use your illness to milk this place for all the clickies!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281362
Ditdah, back to 'normal' 115,023 10
09/13/2005 04:04 PM

I may turn all Ditah on your ass, Millie!



How sick is it that I was proud my name was used in this manner?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281373
Miniver 2,331 6
09/13/2005 04:49 PM

I liked this picture better, but it was out of focus (and also, it makes me look like I have a roll of fat--well, actually, I do).



Millie, what on earth are you talking about? There is no roll of fat ANYWHERE I look (except down at myself).



Good luck with your biopsy. I'm sure it will all work out fine.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281375
Tingles 2,134 6
09/13/2005 04:53 PM

You've been here all of five minutes. In that time, you've flooded the board with inane posts, tried to edge your way into conversations that don't involve you...





Did you get your name from guys pounding their Coleridge into your head?......Do you actually think you intimidate people?



Now break out the Dungeons and Dragons you Frost'n dweeb and shut the Frost up!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281410
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 05:43 PM

Millie, you know I appreciate the thought and would love to see your yams, however, you have serious bathing suit issues. The first one looks like Baskin Robbbins went into the bikini business. And the second one looks like a bad sofa. Not even a love seat. A SOFA.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281417
Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/13/2005 05:48 PM

Don't listen to him, Millie.



He wears a skirt.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281419
Jilly 24,640 6
09/13/2005 05:50 PM

Welcome Back Millie. You are so loved here.

and not just cause your hot.

 

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Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 05:54 PM

Yes, but a quite tasteful skirt.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281429
HartmanTwins 10,114 5
09/13/2005 05:56 PM

<action>would like to wish Millie all the good mojo in the world and praises the goddess in the ungodly bathing suit. Due to the insanity of this thread, he decides to not post. Also, he ponders whether or not an action tag is considered a post. </action>

Damn. It is, isn't it?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281468
The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,135 6
09/13/2005 06:29 PM

I would at this point post some inane paragraph ending in fapitude, but I've decided to leave my lowbrow comedy ways and instead post exactly how Millie's picture makes me feel.



Frost it!



It makes me feel like jerkin' the gerkin', pounding the round, wrestling with the bald headed champ, strangling the one-eyed monster, shedding the trouser snake, pulling on the one-armed bandit, polishing the knob, slapping the salami, brutalizing the bratwurst, killing the kielbasa, greasing the goose, massaging the manhood, tattering the tallywhacker, constricting the cannoli, beating the meat, yanking the yes man, wailing on the wang, wanking the ham, pulling the pork, playing with the platypus (I'm running out of ideas here, ok?) playing with the pastrami, lathering up the lentil, and of course....







Fap-Fapity Fap Fap!

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281483
Phla Mignon 103,447 13
09/13/2005 06:38 PM

The way I feel when nli's finally figure out how to log in is probably how the apes felt back when the cavemen finally figured out they could pick up things and throw them at each other.



"Oh great, now he's invented the club. At least he's not eating his own Shakespeare anymor- Crap. Now he's running for president."

 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281493
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 06:50 PM

I mean seriously. Go with some solid colors, woman.



Here's your original. Your girls are apparent and I likes em. Fap factor 6.2



Now, just eliminate the distracting god-awful pattern and wowza. Easily a 2 point fap factor jump.



Want to draw attention? How about an attention grabbing color? Fap factor 7 at least.



The ultimate in smokey hotness, basic black baby. FF9.



But you strike me as a pattern person. Keep it simple. Loss of FF -1.



But to reflect your fun and outgoing personality... ff 7.5 to 8 somewhere.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281499
Tingles 2,134 6
09/13/2005 06:56 PM

Hubba, hubba, hubba!



Millie, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you are hot!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281501
Ditdah 115,023 10
09/13/2005 06:57 PM

What's the wrong way to take that?

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281503
Spicey McHaggis 102,816 13
09/13/2005 07:02 PM

What's the wrong way to take that?



Rectally?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281504
dropkick brody 41,453 9
09/13/2005 07:02 PM

<action>crosses fingers and toes, and all manner of bodily parts </action> Good luck Millie, you hot piece of ass.



I liked the bathing suit, the shape of it was very flattering. Though I do agree with Chickens too, if you got a similar one in black it would be UBER hot. Then you could mix and match.



Is it wrong I spend more time thinking about your bathing suits than I do my own?

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281505
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 07:03 PM

I especially like the white one when it gets wet.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281506
Tingles 2,134 6
09/13/2005 07:04 PM

Millie seems to be a very nice person and I didn't want her to think I'm just like all the other guys that want to just jump her bones and not appreciate her for what she is....a very beautiful woman.





























Do you think she bought it?

 

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johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
09/13/2005 07:28 PM

Nope

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281536
Phuc 231,368 13
09/13/2005 07:35 PM

Damn, Millie.



I mean... damn.



Just. Damn.



Please post biopsy results for general fappitude.

 

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Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 07:38 PM

I really want Millie's reaction to my suggestions. "Frost off" is a perfectly acceptable answer.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281545
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 07:45 PM

"God! You are RIGHT! And as reward, check your email for full body nudes of me as a reward" is a much better answer.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281546
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 07:46 PM

FROM MILLIE! DeClan, I know what you're thinking and just don't.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281568
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 08:13 PM

Chickens, thank you for the suggestions, but I do have a couple solid color suits. As you can see, the first picture is my bathing suit (worn by my cross-dressing, girly-named guy) and it is a solid color. I also have a gray one, and another bright pink one.



I happen to like this suit and the pattern!



And why did you make my nipples so misshapen? I haven't had any surgery yet (and hopefully won't) so far, they are of normal shape and size. I'm just getting a needle biopsy right now--hopefully, that will be the end of it.



Also, to the all the asswipes who messed up my thread--get the Frost out and start a thread of your own.

 

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johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
09/13/2005 08:20 PM

Here's my chance to cheer up Millie just so she has new reasons to not bash me.



The Magic of Photography.....Swimsuit1 touched up.



Art comes in many shapes.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281576
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 08:21 PM

Whine, whine, whine. You should be happy with what you get.



Not the first time a woman has said that to me.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281585
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 08:38 PM

Not the first time I've said that to a woman?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281592
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 08:44 PM

<action> checks email



rats

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281605
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 09:02 PM

Sausage-Boy, that picture looks exactly the same as it did before.



Chickens, aren't you supposed to be working?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281608
johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
09/13/2005 09:08 PM

I only made it lighter, didn't realize you wanted Boobs Bigger. You know your wish is my command.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281611
Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
09/13/2005 09:10 PM

Bigger!?

Those things could choke a moose!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281618
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 09:15 PM

JK, I do not want bigger boobs.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281621
Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
09/13/2005 09:16 PM

<action> high fives Daisypie. </action>

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281624
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 09:18 PM

Daisypie doesn't like big boobs. So, I guess they're just a waste at this point.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281629
Oliver Chest 201,941 7
09/13/2005 09:21 PM

If a man says he doesn't like big boobs, he is a liar.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281630
Oliver Chest 201,941 7
09/13/2005 09:22 PM

It's kind of like saying "Yeah, I like to eat food, but I don't like it when it tastes good."

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281631
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:22 PM

I don't like big boobs.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281632
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:22 PM

On a guy.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281633
Prof. Fantabulous 19,577 10
09/13/2005 09:24 PM

If a man says he doesn't like big boobs, he is a liar.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281634
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:24 PM

Especially if they belong to my wife.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281635
johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
09/13/2005 09:25 PM

JK, I do not want bigger boobs.



No worries Millie........ all of my artwork is PG-13

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281639
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 09:27 PM

This is for Millie only.



*hey, we may be able to work out a trade or something*



Thanks for the privacy. Carry on.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281661
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 09:59 PM

Here's a picture where I'm smiling, taken last week at Vesuvius in San Francisco.



Unfortunately, I look like I weigh about 50 pounds more than I actually weigh.



That's my friend, Tamera, with me.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281664
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 10:02 PM

Beer, cash, box of Sudafed and a hot lesbian friend/lover. No wonder you're smiling.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281669
Millie 107,064 10
09/13/2005 10:04 PM

Hey, I need that Sudafed! And now I'm made to feel like an outlaw because I have to beg for it at the pharmacy counter.



Tam isn't gay. She's married. Her sister is gay, though. I've never met her so I don't know if she's hot.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281677
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/13/2005 10:17 PM

Heh. I knew I was picking up on a "vibe" of some sort.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281681
Oliver Chest 201,941 7
09/13/2005 10:21 PM

You have your cell phone on vibrate again, Frat.

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281683
Oliver Chest 201,941 7
09/13/2005 10:25 PM

And you stuck it up your ass.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281684
Oliver Chest 201,941 7
09/13/2005 10:25 PM

And you keep calling yourself.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281688
johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
09/13/2005 10:28 PM

Not that I think Millie needs it.



Instant Diet corrected pic.



 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281752
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 11:27 PM

Whoh, and I mean really Whoh. Tammy definately has the look of a lesbian about the eyes. If I saw the two of you sitting at a table with a couple of beers on the table, my first thought would be , ummmmm muff divers.



Maybe you should rethink your relationship?



Maybe you should post pictures?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281755
Chickens 238,139 14
09/13/2005 11:28 PM

Maybe I should get my fantisies back in check?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281762
Dead Robot 67,245 11
09/14/2005 12:38 AM

Don't you have some ass-less chaps to wear around the back yard or something?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281792
Millie 107,064 10
09/14/2005 12:56 AM

Lots of lesbos like her, but she's not gay.



That's not a good picture of her, either. She's more feminine than she looks. Ask Daisypie; he knows her and has probably lusted after her.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281810
Fratberry 219,236 13
09/14/2005 01:03 AM

<action>checks email</action>

*sigh*

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281819
Millie 107,064 10
09/14/2005 01:11 AM

By the way, JK, has anyone ever told you that you are a master at PhotoShop?



I'm in awe of your skills.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281822
Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/14/2005 01:13 AM

Can I show you my skills Millie?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281881
Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/14/2005 07:33 AM

I've been on the phone with PhotoShop's tech support group for an hour, trying to get them to tell me where the transparent palette is.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281946
Millie 107,064 10
09/14/2005 08:46 AM

Dogs, please don't give anyone any ideas. I didn't mind having Carmen Electra's legs, but if High Soci decides to put his face on my body like he did to Jennifer Aniston...actually, he put his face on her head which was on someone else's body...



Whatever! The result gave me nightmares.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281947
Nathyn 0 0
09/14/2005 08:48 AM

i found a picture of you millie!





























and it will give me nightmares as well...



 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281990
I am Straw 59,705 11
09/14/2005 10:20 AM

Clickies of gratitude can be given here. Thank yew.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1281992
I am Straw 59,705 11
09/14/2005 10:23 AM

On a coincidental note, I should be getting my new bathing suit from Lands End tomorrow.



It's not even remotely as hot as that one (the suit or the bod), so I won't be scaring you with pictures of me in it.



You can add clickies of gratitude here.

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282027
OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,024 6
09/14/2005 01:02 PM

Nathyn



1) Go Frost yourself with with a rusty garage door spring. Twice.



2) Ever heard of NSFW? Frosttard.



3) In the three short months I've been here I've only taken a few minor jabs at the regulars. Smegma eating douchebag like you are the reason it is so hard for nOObs to get respect.



4) Adis Emerson. I think you crossed the line and I hope Mr. Hargrave bans you and your syphilitic mother for life.







 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282030
SquidBoy 19,787 8
09/14/2005 01:22 PM

4) Adis Emerson. I think you crossed the line and I hope Mr. Hargrave bans you and your syphilitic mother for life.



You think that was crossing the line?



You are new..

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282061
Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/14/2005 05:21 PM

<action>saves Millie's picture, pulls out the dusty copy of Photoshop</action>

Oh yeah!

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282883
Millie 107,064 10
09/15/2005 07:55 AM

Thank you, Straw. Even though no one but me likes the suit.



And Nathyn, yuck. Sadly, in my mind, that's how I look. Except my hair (on my head) is longer.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282885
Senior Destructor: Frontman of Vlaccid. 60,356 10
09/15/2005 07:57 AM

I like the suit!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282898
Jim-Bob's Pants 2,246 6
09/15/2005 08:17 AM

Sadly, in my mind, that's how I look.



Really? In my mind, you look just as hot as you do in pictures except you have light-blue skin and pointy ears.























Ok, not really. Great suit, by the way.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1282901
jasco 1,365 5
09/15/2005 08:22 AM

I feel compelled to express the utter satisfaction I derive from the viewing of the picture in which you are modelling your new swimwear.



and, um... fap

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1407804
abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/09/2006 04:18 AM

And Nathyn, yuck. Sadly, in my mind, that's how I look. Except my hair (on my head) is longer.



Do you still have this suit Millie?



Oh, and I take the picture back, in my mind your absolutely stunning.





Shoutouts:



MILLIE!!!



John Hargrave can suck my dick!



And where the hell is SD??

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1407811
abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/09/2006 04:25 AM

bump

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488695
MattFu 282 4
07/20/2006 12:13 PM

Do you know where Mt.rushmore is?

That is where South Dakota is!Emerson

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488696
MattFu 282 4
07/20/2006 12:15 PM

Oh. Ya. Millie you look like a cheap whore.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488697
MattFu 282 4
07/20/2006 12:18 PM

Millie, you also look like you have been drinking and smoking dope

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488699
Proud Mary 0 0
07/20/2006 12:24 PM

It's ok she's an artist they are meant to look like that.



Not nice Mattffuuu

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488700
MattFu 282 4
07/20/2006 12:26 PM

Proud Mary, Go suck your lower area

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488701
MattFu 282 4
07/20/2006 12:31 PM

So, She is tring to look like a cheap whore

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488702
Proud Mary 0 0
07/20/2006 12:41 PM

A bottle fed mother-Froster wouldn't understand!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488760
Take a Chance on Chickens 238,139 14
07/20/2006 07:15 PM

I just love this photo. Someone please put those on the boobs page until she puts up the real deal. Gracias.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488797
Millie 107,064 10
07/20/2006 08:38 PM

Matt, Frost you. Why don't you post a picture of yourself and I'll tell you what I think of you?



Nathyn, go kill yourself.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488820
The Jerk 6,248 5
07/20/2006 09:13 PM

Millie, you're very attractive. I'd like to glaze your tits like they were Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488822
Chance has no chance with Slinky. 28,117 8
07/20/2006 09:18 PM

That line will really get the ladies juices flowing.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488829
Take a Chance on Chickens 238,139 14
07/20/2006 10:03 PM

Ignore the idjits, Mills. You're a hot chick and you know it. Course, you do have that huge negative decision trait (see:Daisypie) but I'm willing to look beyond that.



And I LOVE your kitchen.



And your mailbox.



And your toilet seat.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488895
Pubah 47,451 11
07/20/2006 11:40 PM

Uh...sooooo hot.



Pubha go now.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488941
MattFu 282 4
07/21/2006 12:38 AM

Millie, you still lood like a cheap hoar and look like you have been smoking dope.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488942
Pubah 47,451 11
07/21/2006 12:40 AM

<action>Slapps Carrot Top</action>



Hoar?



Did you misspell boar of whore?



Millie,

Mind not the uncultured peasants. The contrast of the terricotta paisley with your alabaster bosums is quite appealing to Pubahs.

Pant, Pant, Pant,

Pubah

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1488944
Magicookie 137 4
07/21/2006 12:46 AM

Don't you just love it when Frostheads are so jealous they can't get a girl like you, that they insult you to make themselves feel better?



Mattfu, you warm steaming bucket of afterbirth... considering that probably the only Poe you've ever seen is the one you came out of, you need to shut the Frost up and stick to playing with hamsters.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1489400
Creepy Baby Head 53,569 12
07/21/2006 07:40 PM

Mmmmmmm, afterbirth...