Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/14/2005 09:42 AM

Now that you're not together anymore, you can feel free to hit on all of the ex's eligible family members. Whether you include his brother or not is really your call.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/14/2005 09:42 AM

A cancer-ridden corpse?







You give the greatest birthday presents.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/14/2005 09:42 AM

I'm trying really really hard here. I gots nuthin.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
09/14/2005 09:43 AM

Indescriminately leave a lone cigarette on the casket as you pass by.



Not funny?



Ok, wear red... and really big hat.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2005 09:44 AM

Bring donuts.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/14/2005 09:45 AM

For the funeral, get a black t-shirt with bold white print that reads :



This is what happens when you hurt me. I take away something you love. Your move.

SHP, keeper of the 3 legged pussy 181,790 70
09/14/2005 09:46 AM

My favorite b-i-l dies and I clicked Hartman Twins on the same day.





I should have stayed in bed.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/14/2005 09:48 AM

Just act naturally.



Act naturally, and say, 'Well, you know what they say -- there's only one good kind of in-law.'



That ought to get you into the wake.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2005 10:05 AM

"He's gone to a better place. Away from you Frosters."



"I'd like to believe that in the big bowling alley in the sky, every game's a perfect game, every frame is the beer frame, and he's Frost-ing the barmaid and the shoe girl on league nights."

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/14/2005 10:07 AM

Drink heavily. Smoke like a chimney and sit in the back and yell things like GIT-R-DONE! and WHERE'S THE BEEF??? at random times. Fart a lot.



You know, a typical day at church.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/14/2005 11:26 AM

Run in from the back of the room with a set of jumper cables and scream "I'm not giving up on you yet!"



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Now's the perfect time to Frost him. His dick will forever be stiff.

leech 225 8
09/14/2005 11:28 AM

Make sure to give your ex a big hug, and when you do, whisper to him; "I'm so sorry about your loss, he was the best lay in the family."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/14/2005 11:36 AM

Show up with a pinyata!

turtle10 42,578 26
09/14/2005 11:46 AM

Dress in an 80's style Adidas track suit with large gold chains. Carry a radio with you blasting N.W.A. Pour a 40 out, on the casket

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2005 11:48 AM

Bring Amway pamphlets and/or copies of Dianetics.



Set up a table in the back.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/14/2005 11:55 AM

Whisper in your ex's new wife's ear, "the coroner report said this cancer was hereditary".

Piemaster - Just Piemaster 12,538 15
09/14/2005 11:56 AM

But you saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2005 05:53 PM

I'm sorry honey. On the plus side, perhaps your ex will be a little more sad and miserable than usual.