Nathyn 0 0
09/16/2005 10:14 PM

If your making one, then you can make it make you look how ever you like.



Besides the whole pregnant thing really turns me on.



















Maybe it's because I am still very close to my inner baby.

Millie 116,988 28
09/16/2005 10:15 PM

YOU ARE=you're!!!



DIP-Frost-ing-Shakespeare!

Zolton 88,175 34
09/16/2005 10:16 PM

Hey, Millie --



Is it going to be one of those fuzzy striped ones? I've got a couple of those, and they're cool.



Of course, I got them in 1987... so that's probably no help. Being old makes me sad.

Millie 116,988 28
09/16/2005 10:17 PM

I don't want any fashion advice from men, except those in the QTA.



Where are all the young girls tonight? Out on dates, probably.



Bitches.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/16/2005 10:22 PM

I have not seen anyone wear a poncho, since my crazy Polish friend Lucas use to wear one around. He also wore the skull of a dead cat around his neck.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/16/2005 10:23 PM

Fine. I tried to help.



Me and my bellbottoms and fish tie are taking our fashion advice somewhere else. Harrumph.

Nathyn 0 0
09/16/2005 10:27 PM

We're just trying to help.



But seriously dude (I say that when I'm serious),



If I were you I wouldn't make a poncho. You'll just look stupid.

Dianada 57,835 108
09/16/2005 10:30 PM

I don't think that ponchos are nearly as in style as they were last year, for which I am thankful. Most of them looked awful on the people who were wearing them. However, the people who actually wear them, like in the mountains (I'm talking about in the mountains like in Peru, where my family is from), on them it looks good, mostly because they're not wearing them to look "popular". What I'm saying is, since you're making it it'll look amazing I'm sure, and if you don't think it flatters your body once it's finished, you could always sell it on eBay!

Nathyn 0 0
09/16/2005 10:39 PM

Damn,



That chick is Frost-ing smart!









You go girl!!!

Piemaster - I AM Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/16/2005 10:41 PM

<action>is stalking Dianada, only she doesn't know it...</action>

Piemaster - I AM Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/16/2005 10:41 PM

Dammit!

Nathyn 0 0
09/16/2005 10:49 PM

Agrees with Piemasta on the stalking.



Disagrees about the 'I AM VLACCID' and states and argument consisting off:











YOU ARE A Frost-ing BITCH PIEMASTA!!!



I AM





V V L A CCC CCC I DDD |

V V L AAA C C I D D |

V LLL A A CCC CCC I DDD .

Millie 116,988 28
09/16/2005 10:53 PM

Thank you, Diana for your honest opinion!



The only people I've seen wearing them lately were on the Martha Stewart show.



I will now go back to working on my art instead of my poncho.

supergrover 4,517 9
09/16/2005 10:56 PM

Hey, Martha Stewart's hep. She's down with it. I just saw Puff Daddy P.Diddy Diddy on her show yesterday. She's got the 411!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/16/2005 10:57 PM

Leave out the neck hole and VOILA! Table cloth!

Dianada 57,835 108
09/16/2005 11:01 PM

<action>crosses fingers and hopes Millie gets her for this years secret santa</action>No problem Millie!

Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/16/2005 11:02 PM

They're still in style, but they're called "drug rugs."

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 12:57 AM

Nah,



I think it's fag rags.

Armored 3,923 8
09/17/2005 01:19 AM

That poncho will look hot on you Millie...



but it'll look even better on my floor!



Hah, after you like... you know... take it off... cus you know... we're getting intimate... and stuff... cus clothes go on the floor... right...



God damn it.

I am Straw - Fair Weather Vlaccid Fan 97,995 37
09/17/2005 01:22 AM

You just want a new rug, Armored.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
09/17/2005 02:42 AM

I have one poncho which I bought last year when they were more in style. It makes me look fat. I've only worn it maybe twice.



What I'm trying to say is you should make something that shows off those bodacious tatas!

Kelc 1,019 7
09/17/2005 02:49 AM

Just say no. I bought a poncho...then I realized how completely unflattering and how damn ugly it was. So I gave it to my dog.

Space Cadet Snork 45,655 12
09/17/2005 04:15 AM

Unless it's a tight leather poncho, there's little point in making it.

Pubah 56,805 18
09/17/2005 11:03 AM

Girlfriend, If you want to make a pancho...do it with style.



Knit, machrame, crochet, leather, fringe, Kente colors and a large Hawian floral pattern.



Do it Millie, I trust your taste isn't any worse than those on a given Red Carpet.



And speaking of taste...when

Jyl to tha E 24,693 8
09/17/2005 03:22 PM

MILLIE - ponchos are the cutest. Especially with jeans and some cute boots.





Nathug - You are a freaking IDIOT.

Miracles - Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/17/2005 04:30 PM

Ponchos are not in this year. They were hot the last couple years.



I'm going to barf in my mouth as I type this but...



I agree with Jilly.



They do look kinda cute with some hottie jeans.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/17/2005 04:42 PM

one can never have too many xmas tree skirts.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/17/2005 07:30 PM

Who the Frost told all the college girls that gauchos were cool again? They're Frost-ing everywhere. I think I blame Mischa Barton. I can't wait until some dumb bitch gets her gauchos caught in her bike chain and dies.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
09/17/2005 07:53 PM

I love gauchos! I've been searching high and low for a pair that look good on me.



Damn my long legs! ::looks for a chainsaw::

Miracles - Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/17/2005 08:08 PM

Long legs are soooo sexy.



Don't Leatherface your legs.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/17/2005 08:14 PM

What is a gaucho?



When I see it I think Groucho.



But that may be beause I an drunk.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/17/2005 08:16 PM

And Millie, you knwo whatever you make will rock. So make it and wear it out and if you don't like it then sell it or whatever.



Personally, I think just wear what you're comfy in, and don't worry about whether something is 'in' or not.

Miracles - Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/17/2005 08:18 PM

I bet you wear bell bottoms - don't you brody?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/17/2005 08:21 PM

I am wearing a black skirt with net underneath, a vest top with a picture of brody dalle hand painted on it, and funny patterend tights.



But bell bottoms rock.



As do tank tops.



And platform shoes.

SHP, black, white, and happy all over 181,790 70
09/17/2005 09:03 PM

If you make the poncho and don't like it, can't you just sew up the neck hole and call it a blanket? Or doilie?

Phuc 237,919 21
09/17/2005 09:37 PM

I've been searching high and low for a pair that look good on me.



How can anything not look good on you, bitch?

Millie 116,988 28
09/17/2005 09:42 PM

I'm wearing bell-bottoms!



I used to wear gauchos, about 30 years ago. I remember because I was in 7th or 8th grade. So it was less than 30 years ago. But more than 25.



I haven't seen anyone wearing them. If so, they can't be as goofy as the ones we used to wear, which were tight on top and high-waisted, then flared out toward the knees. Oh, they were ugly.



And high-waisted jeans--yuck!



I never really wore them. I have always worn mens' pants more than womans' because they fit me better.



I have to agree with Lammy that the poncho would make me look fat. Even with hot jeans.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/17/2005 10:24 PM

I think the poncho will draw attention to your nose.

Millie 116,988 28
09/17/2005 10:27 PM

Your nose is drawing the attention of my fist.

Miracles - Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/17/2005 10:29 PM

Nice, Millie.



Float like a butterfly, sting like a West Nile mosquito, baby!

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/17/2005 10:29 PM

I have a poncho. I don't wear it though, because it is a big woven one from Chile that comes down past my knees. I sometimes wear it at home over my pajamas when I'm really cold.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 10:31 PM

I feel like...

















FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFFFAAAAAAPP!!!

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 10:32 PM

splurt...

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 10:33 PM

< look at my dick...it's blue and hairless.











Thanks to Phuc.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 10:34 PM

<- pink dick, with blue cum in the back

The Trav 502 8
09/17/2005 10:38 PM

Let's be honest, ponchos are for banditos and banditos only.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 10:58 PM

I agree with Trav so-











SHUT THE Frost UP MILLIE WE DON'T CARE IF YOU WEAR A PONCHO OR NOT YOUR STILL GODDAMN UGLY!!!

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/17/2005 11:03 PM

When I think of ponchos, I think of those gnarly, skinny, handmade cigars and 3 days growth of scraggly beard.

Millie 116,988 28
09/17/2005 11:46 PM

You. ARE.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/18/2005 12:24 AM

One Pancho never goes out of style...



Viva La Revolucin!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:28 AM

Ponchos are gay...



But I guess that's no problem for Millie.

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/18/2005 12:34 AM

I'm actually wearing my Chile poncho right now, because I couldn't find the jersey I wanted. You can see the top of it in the spork picture.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
09/18/2005 06:04 AM

still?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/18/2005 09:53 AM

Never wear a poncho while wallowing in the cymophanous disgorgement dangling from the ooze cavity of a Goopragian Turtle.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:03 PM

Never wear a poncho period >.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:21 PM

Millie,





You should make a thong out of poncho material and post a picture for us...





Or not make a thong and post the same picture for us...

Piemaster - I AM Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/18/2005 02:44 PM

Sometimes I think Jay added super annoying n00b code to get back at all of our 'Gab goes down more than ____' jokes. No way any person could be this stupid.

10 Inch Pianist 220 9
09/18/2005 03:12 PM

I have to ask....





Are you knitting it?



Because if you are, they have the ability to look semi-decent.



I work at a yarn shop, and there are patterns/kits for semi-cute ponchos. Not teenage ponchos, but they're very airy, knit with thinner yarn on larger needles, and in nice colors. There's a lavander, and a few blues/greens/browns.



If it's like this, then don't.





And whenever I see a girl in class wearing gauchos, I am filled with rage.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 06:49 PM

No, I wasn't knitting it. It was a loose-weave fabric and I was just sewing it.



But I have decided to give up on it.



I can knit, but I don't know how to crochet. I usually don't knit anything anymore except Christmas stockings.



That poncho is extremely ugly. It looks like the person knit plastic leis into it.

Miracles - Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/18/2005 06:50 PM

Just make a slutty tub top instead then. That is your only other option.



And then post pictures.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 07:36 PM

<action>gags at the thought of herself in a tube top</action>

Damn! I haven't worn a tube top since sixth grade (pre-boobies).



I just found this tube top with a picture of Bob Newhart on it. While I love Bob, I fear that, due to saggage, only the top of his head would be visible if I wore it.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 07:38 PM

What the Frost?

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/18/2005 07:39 PM

ERROR

The requested URL could not be retrieved



It looks like nothing is visible when you wear it.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 07:51 PM

The second one? It worked for me, but try this.



Not that it is really worth that much effort. Yes, it's safe for work.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/18/2005 07:54 PM

Nah - I saw the second one. The first one didn't work. But I'm such a slow typist that I didn't post it in time.



Ya'll just THINK the lesbian has fast fingers...

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 07:57 PM

That one works for me, too.



Ah well, all it was is a black square with a picture of Bob Newhart on it. The only reason I knew it was a tube-top was because of the caption.

Nathyn: Evolved 0 0
09/18/2005 08:35 PM

You would look pretty good in a tube top Millie-



Especially if you made it yourself.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 08:47 PM

Nathyn, Frost off.



And, to be honest, Nathyn is a lot Frost-ing gayer a name than Jules. Especially spelled with a 'y'. It looks like a girl's name.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 10:03 PM

OH DUDE!



Remember when I posed as a girl.





You Frosters believed me...

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
01/26/2006 08:10 PM

Mullet or a goatee ?

Piquantrax - Put Up or Blowjob 8,691 9
01/26/2006 08:20 PM

Rather, Jorge or Maria?

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 12:08 AM

Thanks, Baby Pink.



Frost all of the rest of you! I stopped working on that poncho because of what you said. I could be wearing a really cool poncho right now.



<furiously starts knitting>

Slave Girl 16,937 8
01/27/2006 12:16 AM

oh swish, a fashion thread

I am Straw 97,995 37
01/27/2006 12:24 AM

You could turn your half finished poncho into a shrug. Those things are really popular.



I don't have any ponchos or shrugs because I am uncool. But I've given fashion advice before and it turned out well*.



*don't have link, but it is the really hot pic of Millie in a bathing suit.

Shawn Roy 302 8
01/27/2006 01:14 AM

Is that a Sears poncho or a Mexican poncho?

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 01:24 AM

Since Donk isn't here to do it, let me correct you. The proper quote is:



Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho?



Thank you.

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 01:25 AM

Oh, Slave Girl, if you don't like it, swish that ass right out of here.

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/27/2006 01:38 AM

I got Robin a poncho for christmas

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 01:38 AM

That's pretty.

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/27/2006 01:40 AM

You want one too?

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/27/2006 01:41 AM

I'll dress all my women alike, just like in that Robert Palmer video.

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 01:44 AM

All your women?



I have to go to bed.

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/27/2006 01:47 AM

Sleep a little more to the right this time, the spy cam is aimed a little off center.

Robin® 14,626 10
01/27/2006 01:54 AM

At this rate Millie is going to bring a tazer to the next gab meeting and you'll get the shock of your life, SR.



I'll just say "I told you so."

Slave Girl 16,937 8
01/27/2006 02:32 AM

Millie, where's "the funny"?

Slave Girl 16,937 8
01/27/2006 02:34 AM

This thread reads like a dry tampon being yanked out of the gash at 50MPH.



Thanks for the advice, millie.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,724 12
01/27/2006 03:03 AM

Holy christ.



Shut the hell up already, Harvard Chick.



Seriously. Do you think anyone cares what you think, what you have to say about how we interact on our own Frost-ing message board .No matter what you say, we're not going to change our ways to accomodate you.

And in case you hadn't noticed, you're getting after us a few months late. You see that timestamp on the first post? Notice that's not today? At all?



If you're going to come in here as a new person, try and contribute. Be funny yourself, don't point out other people's lack of it, and try and get a feel for the place.



Yeah, it says "world's #1 comedy community" at the top of the page, but we do use it for actual conversation, too. If it was just people bantering about the latest "awesome prank" they pulled at Wal-Mart, or throwing one-liners back and forth, it'd be boring.



Why don't you try and not be such a massive Carroll? I say that with the least offense. I like you, when you're not being a massive Carroll. Don't be a massive Carroll.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,724 12
01/27/2006 03:03 AM

Massive Carroll.

Slave Girl 16,937 8
01/27/2006 03:38 AM

Bellingham Boy: we all have something to add to Gab's diversity, but as Hat pointed out(and I agree with him)this is not a chat room.



Your sense of privilege is comical and you're crying like a Frost-ing baby.

I also think that in your case the best thing to offer would be your silence as GAB's fashion editor. Or a nice big dick.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,724 12
01/27/2006 03:53 AM

No, it's not a chat room. Meaning that a bunch of "I think ur hott! No, ur hott!" is not what we want on this board. That's what Hat's talking about. There's been a few select people that have been doing this recently, and it's pointless and doesn't contribute to the board. But we do have these things called "conversations."



As for my 'sense of privilege," what the hell are you talking about? If anyone thinks they have an unearned "sense of privilege" (which really doesn't make sense, by the way), it's you. You constantly link to your own profile to show just how goddamn hilarious you are, and you think that you can come in here and run the Frost-ing board. You build up your giant ego, and sadly enough, you're doing it on an internet message board.



And if I'm "crying like a Frost-ing baby," what are you doing with every other post of yours saying how we suck and that your way is the only right way to do things?



How about you try and fit in, instead of trying to take over? If you don't like what we're like, you can always leave. There's other places on the internet, you know.









Also:

I also think that in your case the best thing to offer would be your silence as GAB's fashion editor



What the hell are you talking about? When have I ever claimed this, or said anything about fashion?

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/27/2006 02:56 PM

Yeah, and uhmm... Harvard sucks! *high fives self*

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/27/2006 03:06 PM

Senior Destructor: 1

Harvard Slave: 0



Hat: 2

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/27/2006 03:09 PM

SD, Now you know how it feels to be an Article of Cranial Clothing.



You are right.







HC, Now you know that it wasn't just me hating on you, We ARE trying to form you into a competent member of this board.



You are SO. SOOOO. Wrong.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/27/2006 03:09 PM

More like Harvard Slave: 47.





Oops, have I said too much?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/27/2006 03:11 PM

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/27/2006 03:11 PM

<action> zips up</action>

Oliver Chest: Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/27/2006 03:13 PM

Her mouth was hardly full if it was Hat in there.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/27/2006 03:18 PM

Even an Optimist can see that a glass containing a small amount of water is half "Full".



Booyah.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/27/2006 03:24 PM

Even an Optimist can see that a glass containing a small amount of water is half "Full".





How about,

Don't talk with your mouth damp with penis.

Cruz Karlov : Millionaire Zombie 9,993 12
01/27/2006 03:25 PM

I like the new girl. She has spunk



I hear she's got a higher sperm count than me.



Of course thats just when she belches

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 10:02 PM

Harvard Chick is either an imp or just a snot. Or both.

Millie 116,988 28
01/27/2006 10:04 PM

By the way, I believe this post was made on a night that was really slow, and I was bored.



So Frost-ing what? I have yet to see this supposedly new "chick" say anything remotely funny.



And no one clicked me for knowing the correct Zappa lyrics, either. Jerks.

10 Inch Pianist 220 9
01/28/2006 02:07 AM

You should make something like this.





/totally misses the point.

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
01/28/2006 06:52 AM

Millie, where's "the funny"?



I believe it's teh funny, HC.

Chi Chi Felipe: More Than a Feeling 161,353 14
01/28/2006 11:51 PM

I would kill a man for a Member's Only jacket in my size.

Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/29/2006 06:40 PM

Milliiiie, I'm surprised you care about what's in style. Anything you make will be awesome. Just make it your own, not like it's out of a shop and it'll be hella tight.



I have a poncho, like Neep's, but blue. It's below the knee and very warm, so I only wear it in the middle of winter.

Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/29/2006 06:40 PM

Milliiiie, I'm surprised you care about what's in style. Anything you make will be awesome. Just make it your own, not like it's out of a shop and it'll be hella tight.



I have a poncho, like Neep's, but blue. It's below the knee and very warm, so I only wear it in the middle of winter.

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/29/2006 06:44 PM

?

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
01/29/2006 06:46 PM

?

Mars Hotel 208 7
01/29/2006 06:46 PM

I once flew a large shipment of ponchos from Tecate to Santa Cruz.





.... Yes ... I was ponhos pilot ...

Chi Chi Felipe: More Than a Feeling 161,353 14
01/29/2006 09:57 PM

I don't understand why my comment regarding Member's Only jackets got orbs, because I am deadly serious. Show me a Member's Only jacket in my size, point to a man who you want murdered, and after I murder him, give me the jacket.

Millie 116,988 28
01/29/2006 10:20 PM

Here ya go, sweetheart. No need to kill anyone.



Unless you just wanted an excuse to kill someone. If so, never mind.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/29/2006 10:43 PM

Chi Chi's always promising to murder my children. He's all talk.

Filly 39,193 20
01/29/2006 11:14 PM

I don't know what ponchos or gauchos are. I thought ponchos were the things you wear in the rain?

Millie 116,988 28
01/29/2006 11:33 PM

Guachos were in style when I was in junior high. In other words, the '70s.



I don't know why or how they came back into style, but I don't like them and probably won't wear them again.



The picture I linked to is the new version. The ones I remember were shorter--knee length, and high waisted, and tighter.

Chi Chi Felipe: More Than a Feeling 161,353 14
01/29/2006 11:35 PM

Guacho was my favorite Marx brother. Aside from that wacky Karl, I mean.

Gruesome 23 7
01/30/2006 10:15 PM

Gauchos. The fat chicks answer to relaxed fit blue jeans.

Mars Hotel 208 7
01/30/2006 10:26 PM

The Gallopin' Gaucho (Mickey Mouse as a gay Hispanic cowboy on the run from the Federales), Steamboat Willie (Mickey Mouse as a gay riverboat captain on the run from the Pinkertons), Plane Crazy ( Mickey Mouse as a gay and/or lesbian pilot on the run from the DEA).



I once flew a large shipment of ponchos from Tecate to Santa Cruz.





.... Yes ... I was ponhos pilot ...

10 Inch Pianist 220 9
01/30/2006 10:49 PM

Oh, those gauchos were ugly. People out here are wearing the knit ones. Which make me want to gouge out my eyes.

Mars Hotel 208 7
01/30/2006 10:54 PM

Don't goucho your eyes out!

Don't kilt yourself either!

( Though every time I've seen a man in a kilt I've been tempted .... especially if they are playing the bagpipes ...)