Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,555 13
09/17/2005 08:26 PM

Lemmie guess - IM?



And please quit changing your name. It's getting to where I don't know if your starting your own threads anymore.

Moses Metal Arms 30,762 12
09/17/2005 08:30 PM

Too bad that there are so many people with my icon.



And via email. I couldn't find his screen name.

Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,555 13
09/17/2005 08:32 PM

Your icons don't show when you start a thread, hon.

Just trying to keep my Gab quality or reading filtered to my fave posters.

Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/17/2005 08:34 PM

Let's get back to the issue at hand.



How do I look in these pants?

Moses Metal Arms 30,762 12
09/17/2005 08:38 PM

How do I look in these pants?



Uncharacteristic?

Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/17/2005 08:39 PM

Well played.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 08:52 PM

Your good moses...



But not good enough.



I knew you weren't from my school after reading the e-mail. But, I still played along to see how stupid you would go.



You really think I'm only a freshmeat!





Then your even stupider than you thought I am.

Miracles - Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/17/2005 08:53 PM

You mean that all this time I was having web cam sex with a 14 year old?



Weird.

Lila Is RIIIICH, BEEYATCH!! 78,555 13
09/17/2005 08:53 PM

I quote Millie when I say:



YOU ARE=you're!!!



DIP-Frost-ing-Shakespeare!

Napkin Under The Salt 30,762 12
09/17/2005 09:05 PM

Really Nathyn? What gave it away?

Napkin Under The Salt 30,762 12
09/17/2005 09:07 PM

Oh Frost! I know what it is, I use correct grammer and spelling. You must have figured out that I couldn't have been at the same dumbass level as you.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 09:09 PM

The nerve to actually send me and e-mail.



He has to be a pretty big fan of mine, being a n00b and all.









Note: I donnot give support to any of my n00b bretheren. Yall have to make it to the top like I did.

Cruz, all that never was 9,993 12
09/17/2005 09:12 PM

You know we could've circumvented these problems before Nathyn joined by having him type a simple composition before allowing him to post. something like '10 reasons why school is lame' or 'why I love my puppy' and when auto spellcheck returned the answer; LANGUAGE UNKNOWN, he'd have either had to give up or learn to spell at a 2nd grade level

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 09:17 PM

Yeh,



I suck at proper grammer and misspeeluh words aaaaaaall the time.



But I do have 200 five ord clickies in which no one else can boast of!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/17/2005 09:26 PM

But I do have 200 five ord clickies in which no one else can boast of!



STFU, n00b.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 10:30 PM

...Shakespeare...







I...I...I had no idea.











You enspire me Phuc.



Please make an icon for me

-any icon- and I will wear it forever.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/17/2005 11:15 PM

Note: I donnot give support to any of my n00b bretheren. Yall have to make it to the top like I did.



Blowjobs? Being an indiscriminate bottom? OH OH... I KNOW!!! Create a false account so you can self-click? I mean, come on. In the other thread exactly ONE PERSON admitted to giving you ANY CLICKIES AT ALL! You know, SOME of us 'noobs' would rather try to be, oh, I don't know... FUNNY?? And thusly gain the acceptance of the community. Maybe lurk for a while? Learn the in-jokes? Figure out who is who?

Little boy, you give those of us that have recently discovered this place and would like to become a part of the community a bad name.

</rant>

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 11:27 PM

Yes,



I do.





But I still have 204 more five orb clickies than you.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/17/2005 11:33 PM

Yes,I do.But I still have 204 more five orb clickies than you.



He says, as though I give a flying Frost at a rolling doughnut about my clickies... hey, guess what Shakespearebag? I actually EARNED all of mine.

Nathyn 0 0
09/17/2005 11:44 PM

I earned all of mine.



AHA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!



YOU HAVE SEVEN FIVE ORB CLICKIES!!!





GOOD FOR YOU!!!









I swear to god on the bible that I have no other account, and have never given myself a clicky.



Besides, if I did don't you think I would be stupid enough to use it in hopes of getting a better name?

Rindercella 139 8
09/18/2005 12:35 AM

"Moses" or "Napkin" or whoever you are - funny you are talking about somebody being 14. You ARE 13, right? That's what you told me about a month ago when we chatted. hmmmmm

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:38 AM

His real name is-



Wait, he told me not to tell when he e-mailed. It's really gay. He was all begging me and Shakespeare, but-



I won't make fun of him as long as he leaves me alone.



J-





U-







OH!!! So close.

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/18/2005 12:39 AM

Who cares if you tell Napkin's name. It's sure as hell better than yours.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:42 AM

Dude,



It's so gay you'd Shakespeare your pants.



I swear to god.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:44 AM

Here's the exact e-mail 'Moses/Napkins' sent me:







Nathan, seriously now.







To me, GAB is a big joke. It's funny, it's amusing, it's great. I never mean anything serious on it, and I never take anything seriously. I've never honestly meant anything I said. I don't hate you, I don't really care about you all that much. Sometimes you're funny, sometimes you're obnoxious. I don't care though. So please do me a favor. Do not use my real name. First of all, it's rude, as well as an invasion of privacy. Just because you have the information, don't spread it. Please don't do it again.







Thanks,



-Napkin

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2005 12:47 AM

Since we're posting e-mails... here's one Nathyn sent me:



Dear newwave,

I have a secret I can only reveal to you since we are both N-buddies! You know, both are names start with N. I should of known we are sole brothers all the way, yo. Anyway, my secret is, I like dick. I'm not gay though!! I just like seeing dicks, and touching them, and having them pressed against my face... uh, forgive me, I'll finish this e-mail later

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:48 AM

Five clicks newwave!!!



You actually made me laugh!





Thanks.

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2005 12:49 AM

That's what I'm here for, dude.



That and to masturbate to Andi Pink.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:50 AM

Let me finiShakespeare for you-



Any way, I just wanted to say-





I AM GOING TO Frost-ing ASS RAPE YOU BITCH!!!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:51 AM

You seriouly liked that?



And tell the truth, I posted it because it was all I beat-offed to for a month.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:52 AM

That's what I'm here for, dude.



That and to masturbate to Andi Pink.





That's what I was posting to.

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2005 12:53 AM

Well, honestly, they were some great pictures. I can't say I agree with the delivery (and over-delivery), and since they weren't funny, I didn't give you any clickies for them. But that doesn't mean I didn't like the pictures. Is she your sister or something?

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:58 AM

No, she's legal though-



And doesn't she look like that kid movie star Amanda?

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 12:59 AM

If she was my sister I would honestly still do her.

Napkin Under The Salt 30,762 12
09/18/2005 01:01 AM

That's right Nathan Fobister. I didn't want you to post my personal information. Just to clear the Shakespeare out of the way, my name is Justin. Yes, I know that isn't what it says on the email, I wanted to know if you would be enough of an Emerson to actually, and personally try to hurt someone you had never met. While your mission wasn't accomplished, you did make one thing clear.



Not only are you a juvenile Emerson, you are also obnoxious, selfish, a liar, and a huge, wet, pulsating, enormous Poe. Chances are that when you go into the real world and finish High School, you will be thrown into a job that requires little more than a pulse.



Get Frosted.

Vlaccid Grudge 2,480 11
09/18/2005 01:04 AM

Will you please just shut up? You've got me all aggravated now, and I can't masturbate without accidently knocking someone out.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:05 AM

Your gay name is JULES mother-Froster!!!

Vlaccid Grudge 2,480 11
09/18/2005 01:05 AM

Talking to nathyn-- not Napkin.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/18/2005 01:06 AM

Napkin, I doubt that will ever happen.



Really, I mean Nathyn having any semblance of a sexual relationship with something other than his fist? That's just not going to happen.



Well, besides his late night sneaky uncle and the games Nathyn's not supposed to tell anyone about. But he likes those games.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:07 AM

And it's not Forbister it's Sullivan!!!



I used Forbister as a fake ID.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:08 AM

Napkin is JULES.



Say it.





Say it cuz he hates it!!!









Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Jules!!!

Napkin Under The Salt 30,762 12
09/18/2005 01:10 AM

JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES JULES!!! ARGGH!



It's almost as good as sex!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:14 AM

Yes,



It is.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:15 AM

Whoever kept giving me fives has resorted to ones because I shot of from 118 to 212 just today.

Carnite 1,300 9
09/18/2005 01:17 AM

Me, me, me, oooooh, me, oooh, me that's good.



Ohhhhhhh, DAD!



-Jesus Christ having sex. </stolen>

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:19 AM

Isn't carnite some sort of mineral...?

Napkin Under The Salt 30,762 12
09/18/2005 01:21 AM

No, you dumbass. it's a betaine commonly occurring in the liver and in skeletal muscle that functions in fatty acid transport across mitochondrial membranes.

Carnite 1,300 9
09/18/2005 01:23 AM

What he said.



That and he was my Disco Bandit. My favourite, just a bit above my Sauceror, Carnum.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:25 AM

Napkins real name is Jules.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:25 AM

J

U

L

E

S

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/18/2005 01:30 AM

Wow. You're dumber than a sack of hammers, Shakespearehead.

I am Straw - Fair Weather Vlaccid Fan 97,995 37
09/18/2005 01:33 AM

<action>flicks a look of disdain at Nathyn</action> Nathyn, you've gotten 430 clickies. You like to brag about them alot. But you've only given 50 clickies. 50.



*shakes head in disgust and walks away.*

I am Straw - Fair Weather Vlaccid Fan 97,995 37
09/18/2005 01:35 AM

<action>bats eyelashes at Hammerhead</action> Over 20,000 served. oooohhhh.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:35 AM

Well yeh,



I find nothing funny on this website but me.





And how Frost-ing gay are you to count up all of my clickies!?!











...what a Frosttard...

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 01:37 AM

Over 20,000 served. oooohhhh.



206 of which were served to me. oooohhhh.

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2005 01:43 AM

<action>serves Nathyn a bowl of dick with a nice Hollandaise sauce</action>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/18/2005 01:45 AM

Nathyn, I have never clicked you. Ever.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:39 AM

Thank you N-buddy.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 02:47 AM

This kid thinks his number of 5 spot hits, will give him some kind of respect? I guess he must be an exception to his own rule.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:48 AM

I expect no respect, but direct disrespect when put into affect.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 02:52 AM

I substitute your Shakespearety logic and replace it with Frost OFF!

newwave hates nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 03:01 AM

yah! Frost off nathyn!



you're a discrace to this website!

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2005 03:35 AM

Discrace indeed.

The Password Is: Napkin 30,762 12
09/18/2005 03:56 AM

I really want to comment on this post:



"Moses" or "Napkin" or whoever you are - funny you are talking about somebody being 14. You ARE 13, right? That's what you told me about a month ago when we chatted. hmmmmm



Reading that just makes me picture someone who is sure they are right, while 30 or 40 people standing around them knows they're wrong.



Plus, I'm 15, bitach.

supergrover 4,517 9
09/18/2005 04:43 AM

<action> Peers at Newwave longingly. Wishes he would stop locking his bedroom door. Misses sleeping at the foot of his bed while he was passed out drunk. </action>

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2005 04:55 AM

I don't drink, sweet thing. And you know where the key is kept.

Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/18/2005 05:17 AM

I have more orbs than anyone. But that just means I have the smallest penis with the most friction burns.

Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/18/2005 05:25 AM

Wow. Is that really the funniest thing I could think of to say?

shimmahlahakalahad queen of the universe 8 7
09/18/2005 06:20 AM

dude

like i know im just one of the new kiddies who none of you like and all but SERIOUSLY! what the Frost is wrong with this nathan dude.

hello noone likes you like seriously just grow up

nobody cares what napkins real name is

obviously

i dont even know you and you give me the Shakespeares

honestly!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/18/2005 09:39 AM

My curse for Nathyn:



May your porridge be infused with the impervious foulings licking from the slime hole of a Quisnaglian Klitbunkit.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:06 PM

You're gayer than me FrostTARD!!!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/18/2005 02:09 PM

That's Mr. Frosttard to you.......... Quisnaglian Klitbunkit Licker

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 02:15 PM

Frost YOU MR. FrostTARD!!!

ringworm 68,315 13
09/18/2005 03:22 PM

I use correct grammer and spelling.



is that irony?

The Piglet 374 7
09/18/2005 03:26 PM

Irony



1. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/18/2005 03:35 PM

Shut up, blanky-clicker

The Piglet 374 7
09/18/2005 03:38 PM

I'm the victim here!

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/18/2005 03:39 PM

If I shoot you, that would make you the victim.



Of murder mother-Froster.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/18/2005 03:39 PM

Please make an icon for me

-any icon- and I will wear it forever



I think the purple penis is appropriate for you.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/18/2005 04:04 PM

Nathyn,



I know this is going to be like wrestling with a pig in the mud, (after a while you realize the pig enjoys it ), but I have to make the attempt anyway.



What you consider to be the attention you are getting out of this site, is more like the derisive schoolyard laughter of the regular kids watching the retard, (Gentle Snowflake), (YOU), dancing by request, with your empty clueless smile pasted on your low-browed face.



I have seen many purveyors of "Duh" on this site come and go, and a few of them even make it to "pet status", however, after we get tired of poking you with sticks to see if you'll dance a little more, we will get bored of the repeated "FAG", and "SuckmyDicks", and simply ignore you.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/18/2005 05:59 PM

The next Vlad, Nathyn is not.

Space Cadet Snork 45,655 12
09/18/2005 06:03 PM

The next Jedi master, Phuc may be.

Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
09/18/2005 06:06 PM

Perhaps I have missed something, but is this Nathyn thing some kinds of extensive prank being played on Gab by regulars and/or administrators? I mean, why hasn't he been banned yet?

Space Cadet Snork 45,655 12
09/18/2005 06:12 PM

Nathyn is BobJohnson's escaped penis.



Sure, he really sucks as a human, but you gotta admit he's pretty awesome as a penis.

Nathyn: Evolved 0 0
09/18/2005 08:45 PM

What should I do to change?

Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/18/2005 08:46 PM

Redecorate your skull with a few bullet holes.

Nathyn: Evolved 0 0
09/18/2005 08:50 PM

Tried it,



Didn't do any good for me.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
09/18/2005 09:15 PM

Wow, Nathyn is the new Kenshin. People, it's obvious Nathan is just a fake persona someone made up. Just ignore him.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 09:16 PM

As much as it pains me to agree with Vlad, I do.



I think Nathyn is a former (or current) poster with a grudge. Someone who has friends to click him or who clicks himself.



I also suspect Sausage-Boy of the same thing.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/29/2005 02:08 AM

Humor