Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/18/2005 11:16 PM

You know that shows the Google search thingie...

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:16 PM

I'm the girl in the picture,



but here is the whole set.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/18/2005 11:17 PM

Wow, yeah, that's MUCH more convincing.

Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/18/2005 11:18 PM

Then go shove a frag grenade up your Carroll and squeeze your legs together really tight.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:18 PM

You know that shows the Google search thingie...



Yes, I know.



Our class put the pictures on the internet. I wanted to find them fast.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:20 PM

You really don't believe me.



Goddamnit!





That's me!



YOU CAN'T EVEN ADMIT YOU'RE PRECIOUS NATHYN IS A GIRL!!!



Well hah!



I decieved all of you.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/18/2005 11:22 PM

I think its more that we don't care.

Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/18/2005 11:24 PM

Holy Shakespeare I googled my name and like 99.9% of the hits were for GAB.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:24 PM

Well,



I at least proved thatI'm older than you all thought.





SUCK MY CLIT!!!

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:26 PM

This explains so much. Her parents wanted a boy, so they named her Nathyn, she grows up knowing that they really wanted a male child. She lashes out at her parents by becoming a lesbian. This in turn leads her to watch a stand up sketch of Ellen Degeneres. She gets the wild idea to join a comedy site. Allow people to call her male for having Nathyn as a name, not correcting them. This enhances her sexual fantasy of actually being a boy. Now she comes out thinking that just because she is now reviled as a XX instead of an XY that we are going to give her any leeway that she starts Shakespearety threads, and is not funny. Either that or he is a drag queen.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:27 PM

SHUT UP!!!



I hate you!!!

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:27 PM

I'm really SR's female split personality. That's why I'm nice, and not very funny.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/18/2005 11:30 PM

Jesus, hasn't this Nothyn thing run its course yet? This reminds me of that annoying plotline on Seinfeld when George got married.



And it's got the same solution: somebody just poison the little bitch, and get back to the funny. Christ.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:31 PM

SHUT THE Frost UP!!!



I didn't want any Shakespeare.





I just thought you would all stop harrassing me.

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/18/2005 11:31 PM

I at least proved that I'm older than you all thought.



Yeah, you posted some picture from google and claim it to be yourself. Real convincing.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:32 PM

Frost that!





Millie, please help me!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:32 PM

Ditdah...?

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:33 PM

Who else in the world actually has the name Nathyn with a Y in it.



Huh!?!

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:35 PM

I found the real pic of this girl/dude?

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:35 PM

You know?



I DON'T GIVE A Frost!



I give up-



It was all a big joke,

and I'm not that girl in the picture, I'm a 14 year old boy who beats off to absurd porn posts.



Okay!!!



Will you leave me alone now!!!

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:36 PM

Why would I help you, d-bag?



If you really are a girl, I have even less respect for you. At least if you were a grade-school boy, I could understand your inane posts and penchant for posting porn.



As a young woman, you make me sick.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:37 PM

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:38 PM

OOoooo cat fight!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:38 PM

Goddamn it!



You make me so mad Millie!!!





I thought you of all people would at least understand...

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/18/2005 11:38 PM

Could you please repeat your age in an E-mail and send to it to John Hargrave? Seriously.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:39 PM

Your the Dusch BAG!!!

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:40 PM

Me of all people?



What the Frost is that supposed to mean?



Because I post stupid Shakespeare no one wants to read?



Hmm, bad choice of words.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:40 PM

Frost ALL OF YOU!!!



I can be who ever I wan't,

I can do what ever I wan't,



And you can't make me do anything!!!

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:42 PM

Yep this proves it she is a chick...



































































































On the rag to boot.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:42 PM

Me of all people?



What the Frost is that supposed to mean?



Because I post stupid Shakespeare no one wants to read?



Hmm, bad choice of words.







I thought you were a lez too.

I really did.





Goddamnit!



You poeple make mecry..

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:44 PM

All I wanted to do was have some fun for once in my life.



Between you and all of the men in my life I have had to put through

I don't even think it's worth living anymore.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:44 PM

"Careful she's stark RRRRaven mad"

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:45 PM

If Millie were a Lez I'd be all over her. But she's not so I let SR annoy her for me.



Why do you really care about computer personalities, and what they think?

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:45 PM

I have the knife right here in my hand...





What now people!

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/18/2005 11:46 PM

Have you ever thought of joining Heavens Gate?

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:47 PM

I'm serious,



You all are going to be so guilty when you here about this in the news.



My family won't give a Frost, maybe some of my few friends, but I don't care much for them anyway.



I'm tired of drugs.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:48 PM

Why did you think I'm gay?



Because I turned Lila, Miracles and Robin into lesbos?



It's not my fault I have that power. It doesn't mean I'm gay. Although, as I've said many times, I do hate men. If I were attracted to women in the least, I'd definitely be gay.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:48 PM

I've got a sword here. HA! Mine's bigger then yours.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:48 PM

Millie,









Will you be able to rest your concience knowing I killed myself because of you...?

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:48 PM

If you really wanted to do it, you would have without bringing it here. Most people who REALLY want to commit suicide do it where no one can stop them or "talk them out of it."



But if you disappear to make us believe you have and then post as a friend go ahead. we still won't care.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:49 PM

just a nother druggy



killed herself for no aparent reason





found hunched over her computer screen...

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:50 PM

I'll sleep like a log.



Mostly because I think you are full of Shakespeare. If you are so concerned about people liking you, you wouldn't be such a Frost-ing rude moron.

Mandi 167 7
09/18/2005 11:51 PM

Here's a crazy thought. If you hate it so much, LEAVE. And also, as the door hits you on the way out and a train derails and splats you against a building, LEARN HOW TO SPELL FrostTARD!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:51 PM

a fewaio; feaw'dfvawrodf

Mandi 167 7
09/18/2005 11:52 PM

Oh, by the way, Hi, my name is Mandi and apparently I will be your angry bitch for this evening..

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:52 PM

You don't understand.



The internet has always been MY safe haven. I sat up on the computer many a night IMing my self to sleep, away from all of the pain...

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:53 PM

I hate teenage dramatizing.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/18/2005 11:53 PM

I've had 2 friends commit suicide. Neither of them had shown any outward sign of wanting to, or letting anyone know. They just put a gun to their heads and blew their brains out across their bedroom walls. Knives are for rookies.





I'm not impressed.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:53 PM

You and me both. Welcome.



I saw your name and clicked to to make sure you weren't a sham account. But at the time you didn't have any clickies or posts.



Since you are new, people will see your name and ask to see your boobs. Just ignore them.



Also, ignore flaming and bitchy posts. They will try to haze you.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:54 PM

Shut up Mandi!





Other girls are always bitches!



ALLWAYS mother-FrostING BITCHES!!!

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:55 PM

I didn't intend that for you Millie.

Mandi 167 7
09/18/2005 11:55 PM

Thanks, Millie. I assure you, I am no sham account. I just joined tonight, and also, I have no shame so I decided to join the conversation with a bang!

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:56 PM

I was not being a bitch to Mandi.



Because she hasn't been a Frost-ing douche-bag so far.



And she isn't a Frost-ing moron.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:56 PM

Poor Nathyn, the only one to ever feel this way. You want sympathy? Take it to therapy. Not an internet COMEDY board.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/18/2005 11:58 PM

Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!

daisypie 49,378 9
09/18/2005 11:58 PM

National Suicide Hotline:



1-800-SUICIDE (784-2433)



In case you're serious...

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/18/2005 11:58 PM

You have nothing to live for.

Nobody likes you.

You're a complete loser.

You will never amount to anything.

You have no friends.

Your parents regret the day you were born.

Suicide is the only way to stop the hurting.

The barrel of that shotgun looks like it needs a blowjob.



Love,



McRib.

Nathyn 0 0
09/18/2005 11:59 PM

SHUT THE Frost UP ALL OF YOU!!!



Why can't you just try to accept me. No one else ever has, excluding my druggy 'friends'.

Millie 116,988 28
09/18/2005 11:59 PM

Oh, and, just to make my bitchiness complete:



killed herself for no aparent reason



No reason? Come on, I'm sure you can think of something.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 12:00 AM

Now Daisypie has made me feel bad.



If you really are serious, then call that number.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 12:00 AM

I'm crying,



Just in case you wan't another reason to taunt at me.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/19/2005 12:00 AM

<action> Memorized during one of MY suicidal periods, shown to every teacher I had.</action>



Razors pain you

Rivers are damp

Acids stain you

Drugs cause cramp

Guns aren't lawful

Nooses give

Gas smells awful

You might as well live.



~Dorothy Parker

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/19/2005 12:01 AM

Actually, don't kill yourself. Your ghost will just come back to haunt GAB and then we'll never be rid of you.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 12:01 AM

No love,



No love in the world.







Good by.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 12:02 AM

Nathyn. I still don't believe you are a suicidal girl.



Tell me something that will make me believe you are really a girl, and maybe I will start to believe you.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/19/2005 12:03 AM

If you let US bother you, then seek help. We don't matter. We never will, and you're an IDIOT to base your life on the opinions of complete strangers.



Join a club or something, be social, quit trying to MAKE everyone hate you because you hate yourself.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 12:05 AM

1)Guilt won't work here

2)If you are looking for sympathy, you are in the wrong place.



I don't even know you, and I already hate you.



"no one understands me but my razor blades and emo music"

Robin® 14,626 10
09/19/2005 12:06 AM

Oh, and Greetings Mandi, welcome to the Sunday night edition of "As the Orb turns."

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/19/2005 12:08 AM

I still say he should go jump off a building.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/19/2005 12:08 AM

Good by



I guess since she misspelled good-bye she's not REALLY leaving.

McRib, Rhythm guitarist of Vlaccid 13,155 9
09/19/2005 12:08 AM

And do a backflip.

Mandi 167 7
09/19/2005 12:09 AM

Everybody quiet! I think she really did leave. Don't jinx it.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/19/2005 12:09 AM

I have writen you a crappy emo poem



Cold is the world that hates me.

Cold were his eyes when he left me.

Cold was the water that bathed me.

Cold was the steel that cut me.

Cold was the place they put me.

Cold was the world that I left.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 12:09 AM

First, I thought that I had noticed that the vociferous pace of Nathyn's inanity had slowed down a bit earlier today.



Secondly, I'm hazarding a guess that this new stance isn't a prank. For some reason, reading this thread made my think of my niece: all manic for a while and then not.



Nathyn, I doubt that you're ever gonna be able to overcome the animosity of 99% of the people here, be you man, woman or software.



If it's any comfort, no one here is real anyway.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 12:10 AM

I'm not gay, but I play one on TV.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/19/2005 12:11 AM

I'm not a whore but I play one in bed.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 12:13 AM

my, that is erotic.

I am Straw - Fair Weather Vlaccid Fan 97,995 37
09/19/2005 12:15 AM

Robin! I thought of that poem, too. Its one of my favorites. I also like:



Life is a glorious cycle of song.

A medley of extemporanea.

And love is a thing that can never go wrong.

And I am Marie of Romania.

Funkyrat 26 9
09/19/2005 12:15 AM

You do realize that Key Club is something that High Schoolers do. My point is that you must be 18 to post here.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 12:16 AM

Damn romanians comin' up in here...acting like they own the place.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 12:16 AM

I honestly would not hold anything against this person if he would stop being such a jerk.



He did say "good-by", but, in my experience, no one who says they are leaving a message board ever really does.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/19/2005 12:17 AM

That poem is from the same year I made out christmas cards that said "May all my enemies go to hell,

Noel, Noel, noel, noel."



I was a rather disturbed child.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/19/2005 12:17 AM

What? She's not 18? Who wants to deny Frost-ing her before the Shakespeare really hits the fan?

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 12:19 AM

When i leave a message board, i just dont say anything and leave. That way, if i do return, no one calls me a liar.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 12:24 AM

I've never left a board of my own choice.



I go out to get beer and when I get back, it's gone.

Kelc 1,019 7
09/19/2005 12:26 AM

It's not gone. They're all just hiding behind the door until you leave again.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 12:28 AM

Yep. That's about it.

Suicide Ranger? Yes please 27,937 12
09/19/2005 12:29 AM

She/He's not gone! Look I can see it out there lurking! It's trying to mutate into human form shoot it!

Kelc 1,019 7
09/19/2005 12:34 AM

I thought I saw a lurker...I did I did!

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
09/19/2005 08:42 AM

She killed herself?

So um...What's the policy for Dead Bodies on GAB?



I ask this for no reason...









































I call dibs on the body!

Space Pirate Snork 45,655 12
09/19/2005 08:44 AM

I call dibs on the leftovers!

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
09/19/2005 08:49 AM

I am soooo bad, I know I'm getting the cold shoulder today.







































Maybe I should have microwaved it first.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/19/2005 09:34 AM

I love poetry day here on GAB!





My soul. Black.



Dripping out of my pores.



Falling onto what used to be my life. My love.



You d







Oh, sorry guys. I'll finiShakespeare for you later. I have to leave now if I want my mom to give me a ride to Hot Topic.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
09/19/2005 09:42 AM

Meet you in the food court Jane! Oops I'm sorry, I mean Black Widow!

Cap'n Piemaster - I be Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/19/2005 09:46 AM

My heart be black like scurvey

And my teeth be the same but sturdy

After a run in with a crocodile

My right hand be metal and curvy.



Arrggg!

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/19/2005 09:53 AM

Ditdah...?



Ok, I just saw this thread. Why in the hell did you think I was going to help you? You are either the most annoying character ever made up on this board, and a regular needs to die, or you are a Frost-ing lunatic. I don't care if you are male or female, I hope you go Frost yourself with a rusty chainsaw. And if you ARE a lesbian, that fact alone makes me want to run screaming back to men with my legs in the air (neat trick, huh?) because I don't ever want to be associated with the likes of a lameass twatwaffle like you.



I don't bitch at people much here. I try and be fairly nice to the n00bs, and let them find their own way. I even try and help some of them. You make me want to re-think everything about that position, and take lessons from HH in noob-bashing.



I hate you.

Cap'n Piemaster - I be Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/19/2005 09:56 AM

<action>makes sure he's the closest man to Ditah...</action>

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/19/2005 11:17 AM

<action> Pokes body to see if it twitches</action>



Damn! This one didn't last very long.











Next n00b please!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/19/2005 11:19 AM

<action> edges away from Matt </action>

Cap'n Piemaster - I be Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/19/2005 11:23 AM

Aye! It's me beauty, Jade. Prepare to be boarded!

Nachos 57,521 23
09/19/2005 11:23 AM

I have the knife right here in my hand...



Without pictures your words mean noBLAM!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/19/2005 11:24 AM

<action>edges away from Piemaster as well until she reaches a corner</action>

Please don't hurt me!

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
09/19/2005 12:15 PM

Yes, I am a girl, and a lez-



So Millie please don't chew me out!



No takers?! Is it just too easy?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 01:41 PM

Or, if I was speaking to Josh: "Hey! You Frost-ing Nathyn?"

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 01:42 PM

Whoa, that's weird. I was in a different thread when I posted that stupid Shakespeare.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/19/2005 01:47 PM

Damn. How is it that I only just discovered this thread?



I would just like to say that we should all be excellent to each other.



Wherever you are now, Nathyn, I hope those pineapples don't hurt too bad.

Space Pirate Snork 45,655 12
09/19/2005 01:53 PM

I. Hope. They. Do.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 01:56 PM

heh, twatwaffle. Classic.

constrictor 6 7
09/19/2005 11:24 PM

I can be who ever I wan't,

I can do what ever I wan't,



Does Nathyn remind anyone else of every character on Jerry Springer?

"I do what I want"

constrictor 6 7
09/19/2005 11:24 PM

oops I forgot the ' in want

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
09/20/2005 12:02 AM

I feel no emotion for anything in this thread. And before anyone says it: Lust is only an emotion if you only feel it occasionally.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/20/2005 03:33 AM

you're ugly.

Lupience 26,981 11
09/20/2005 05:35 AM

Teenage liars are ruining Gab.

Nathyn 0 0
09/20/2005 07:15 PM

I am the best for I tricked you all. I am a nineteen year old looser who lives in Washington with my parents.

Queen Buttercup Chance Pirate Stalker 171,275 14
09/20/2005 07:17 PM

Looser than who?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 07:35 PM

ONO

Nathyn 0 0
09/20/2005 07:36 PM

I FrostED YALL UP!!!

Queen Buttercup Chance Pirate Stalker 171,275 14
09/20/2005 07:38 PM

Wow you must be extremely educated.

Nathyn 0 0
09/20/2005 07:39 PM

Please adopted me buttercup?



I'll promise to be a good boy.