Mr. Sir, Vlaccid BoobieGuard, and Hottie Poker. 66,722 9
09/19/2005 04:09 PM

I would put one on his desk that says:



If you don't stop putting notes on my desk, I will have sweat on my brow from carving a niche in your ass.







Then file a sexual harassment suit against him for suggesting that you "sweat" at work.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/19/2005 04:12 PM

I think she wants to sweat into your niche. Your nooks and crannies may be next; I'd be careful not to drop the coffee creamer in the lunch room, if I were you.

Mr. Sir, Vlaccid BoobieGuard, and Hottie Poker. 66,722 9
09/19/2005 04:14 PM

I seem to have missed the part where you said her/she instead of him/he.



In that case, just roll with it, and remember to post the pictures.



Have a nice day at work!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/19/2005 04:14 PM

All people are born equal. Each has a right to earn his niche by the sweat of his brow. But some sweat more and carve larger niches.



Thank Gawd I was hatched!!

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
09/19/2005 04:14 PM

He'll be giving her some non-dairy cream all right..

The Mailman has less hair than Kevin Costner 176,450 56
09/19/2005 04:52 PM

All people are born equal.



Right. The differences only arise after the obstetrician writes down the baby's skin color in the medical file.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/19/2005 09:58 PM

Ok, so since I did't get to reply earlier: SHE is indeed a she. And a lesbian. And, quite posibly, the last female on earth I would ever touch. She is 50 years old, looks like she's 70, thinks she is god's gift to the world, and lives with an ex-nun. Yes, the woman left the church to sleep with her skanky ass.



But - GET THIS - they have an open relationship - the nun doesn't care if she sexes up every other woman on the planet.



I would LOVE to file any sort of charge against her.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 09:59 PM

isn't a dildo good enough for you?

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:00 PM

All people are born equal.



Pfft. Yeah, right. She's just trying to soften the blow.



Each has a right to earn his niche by the sweat of his brow.



She's hinting that you should work harder.



But some sweat more and carve larger niches.



She's saying you have b.o. and are bigger than she is.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/19/2005 10:00 PM

Isn't a razorblade to the wrist good enough for YOU?

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/19/2005 10:00 PM

Uh - clearly NOT meant for Millie.



Sorry, sweetie.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:01 PM

we are all born equal



it is how we are raised that determines how we will act in life

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:01 PM

Isn't a razorblade to the wrist good enough for YOU?



almost was

Zolton 88,175 34
09/19/2005 10:09 PM

When at first you don't succeed...

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 10:13 PM

don't Frost up next time.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:17 PM

<action>blows Ditdah a kiss</action>

No prob, babe.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/19/2005 10:20 PM

<action>swoons</action>Millie called me BABE!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 10:21 PM

and lives with an ex-nun. Yes, the woman left the church to sleep with her skanky ass.



Don't nuns take a vow of marriage to Jesus? That means that Jesus turned her into a lesbian.



You'd think he'd have some special powers or something.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:21 PM

Um, yeah, babe--can you get me a date with the lead singer?

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/19/2005 10:23 PM

Well, technically, that's Mr. Sir's job - he wants to look for the hot women, and I'm looking for the hot men.



Buuuuut - he's not here, so follow me!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:24 PM

yay!!!



a two ended dildo Frost...















or you could use a strap on

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 10:59 PM

or...















you could shut the hell up.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:02 PM

or...



I COULD BUTT Frost YOU UP THE ASS!!!

Mandi 167 7
09/19/2005 11:20 PM

hmmm...I'd go with the shut the hell up.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:22 PM

how about,



Frost the bell up

luck is well struck

enough of this Frost

the butt is still chunk-















EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/20/2005 12:37 AM

Sodomy is for people in prison.



How did you get the internet in prison, Nathyn.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/20/2005 12:41 AM

BUCK FUTTER!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/20/2005 12:48 AM

I know things have been tough for you lately, but remember, when you smile the world becomes a better place.

<action>attaches note to someone's desk</action>

Piemaster - I AM Vlaccid! 12,538 15
09/20/2005 02:15 AM

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts, it will make him go crazy.



-Willy Wonka

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/20/2005 08:15 AM

It appears BIG lost his mind last night...

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/20/2005 08:42 AM

BIG's post was truly inspirational.







I'm afraid.

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 08:48 AM

All people are born equal. Each has a right to earn his niche by the sweat of his brow. But some sweat more and carve larger niches



I saw that same quote in a jail cell.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/20/2005 09:01 AM

What were you in jail for, Tingles? Tell me tell me TELL ME!

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 09:03 AM

What were you in jail for, Tingles? Tell me tell me TELL ME!



Mollesting pigeons in the park...

Cruz, all that never was 9,993 12
09/20/2005 09:28 AM

Where I used to live was about 30 miles away from Brighton, the self proclaimed 'Gay capital' of Britain. I was once visiting a friend of mine for some hot and wild same sex action and then coffee and en route to his place we walked passed a bar called 'The kitten club'. It was glass fronted and I swear I have never seen as many hot women in one place at the same time, there were so many of them crammed in there that the windows were steaming up.



It kinda looked like they were two drinks away from shooting the next Victoria's Secret catalogue right there, but something wasn't right and I couldn't quite work it out until my friend turned to me and said 'You wouldn't stand a chance, they'd eat you alive in there'



Then it hit me, there was a club packed full of lingerie models and they all drank from the furry cup, a whole room full of carpet munchers, the kind of dykes I was used to seeing looked like the drove tanks and could swallow a Buick whole.



And as I stood there, looking at those fine, young, empowered women enjoying there sexual freedom I had to fight the massive temptation that was going in there and telling them all they'd better get home and make me a sammich

Space Cadet Snork 45,655 12
09/20/2005 09:30 AM

Cruz, you're a wussy wuss.

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 09:31 AM

Penthouse Forum is next door pal...

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/20/2005 09:38 AM

the kind of dykes I was used to seeing looked like the drove tanks and could swallow a Buick whole.



Just so ya'll know, this DOES NOT describe me.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2005 09:48 AM

I keep reading that note as "crave larger inches.."



Maybe that's what she was really trying to say.

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 09:51 AM

Just so ya'll know, this DOES NOT describe me.





It's better than swallowing a tank and driving a Buick...

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 09:51 AM

Look Chris!.....you're finally on top!

Mr. Sir, Vlaccid BoobieGuard, and Hottie Poker. 66,722 9
09/20/2005 09:53 AM

So you're his bottom?

Chickens® 286,527 61
09/20/2005 09:55 AM

Thanks a lot, now I have to go through life knowing somewhere out there there is a bar filled with hottie muff munching victoria secrets model lesbians instead of the mullet haired dykes on bikes we have around here.



How will I ever get to sleep again?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/20/2005 09:57 AM

You've heard of the sleep of the just?



Can't touch sleep of the just-after.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/20/2005 10:06 AM

I keep reading that note as "crave larger inches.."



Maybe that's what she was really trying to say.



If I had to guess, I'd say she alreday has a bigger dick than most men I know. I KNOW she's a bigger Emerson.