The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,474 14
09/20/2005 07:26 AM

I heard a raucous yell coming from the bum, and a loud laugh coming from my friend. My panicked eyes shifted back and forth between the bum and his flying coins. "I'm so sorry", I blurted, as I crouched to grab the can. My friend looked down at me, laughing even louder. People were coming out of the subway station by the dozen. Some of them were running to catch a bus. There I was, three meters away from the subway door, crouched to the floor with a tin can in my hand, starting to collect the poor man's coins off the sidewalk. People were walking around me, avoiding me like they were on an obstacle course. I did not look up but I assume everyone was looking at me. The people sitting on the bus were probably looking at me. The entire world was looking at me. My face was completely red, and my friend was only adding to my embarassment with his laugh.



I grabbed all the coins that I could find within a four-meter radius and put them back in the can. The bum sat still, mumbling, and my friend, who was still laughing, helped me grab the last few coins. I added a five-dollar bill to his total, to make sure that I didn't make him lose any money. I said "I'm sorry" again, without looking at the guy, and started walking away, with my buddy in tow.



It could have been worse. Who knows, I could have kicked the guy in the head.



So, did anything exciting happen to you today?

Nathyn 0 0
09/20/2005 07:27 AM

< look into the eye, it comands you to listen to me

Millie 107,018 10
09/20/2005 07:27 AM

I hope to hell you went to an ATM, drew out $100 and gave it to him!



If not, I will never have sex with you! NEVER!

Millie 107,018 10
09/20/2005 07:27 AM

O.K., maybe I will.

Millie 107,018 10
09/20/2005 07:28 AM

But I won't respect you.

Nathyn 0 0
09/20/2005 07:29 AM

i jacked off to a fiona luv video

newwave 45,836 7
09/20/2005 07:31 AM

If you're going to post inane garbage, please at least use proper capitalization/punctuation.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,474 14
09/20/2005 07:32 AM

If you're going to post inane garbage, please at least use proper capitalization/punctuation.



I'm sorry.

Neep is gay! 33,065 11
09/20/2005 11:20 AM

So, did anything exciting happen to you today?



Yesterday I got my 3rd (and final!) meningococcal vaccine injection. Everyone under 20 in NZ (unless they have some kind of objection) is getting 3, 1 every 6 weeks.



It hasn't hurt as much as the last ones. But it has still given me a dead arm and a very bad reaction. Throwing up all night, innit.



I actually lie when I say it was my 3rd, it was my 4th. You see... I didn't jump away from the needle because I was scared of it, I jumped away because I looked over my shoulder and saw a needle going into my friend's arm. I didn't even realise the needle was in my arm. Well, it wasn't. Not for long. And then the nurse had to put it back in. So now I have a snake bite because the nurse had to "puncture the skin twice".



So with the dizzyness and throwing up all night, today I did nothing. It was awesome.

ringworm 67,989 9
09/20/2005 12:52 PM

i'm no doctor, but i can assure you that your right foot does NOT have a mind of its own.

SquidBoy 19,787 8
09/20/2005 01:22 PM

Serves him right for sitting so close to the damn door.



You should've kicked him in the teeth as soon as he started bitching.



Then pissed in his cup before walking away laughing.

















What?

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
09/20/2005 06:45 PM

I swear thems meningecoccle vaccines are really liquid cocaine. Swear to Jeebus.

Space Cadet Snork 44,997 8
09/20/2005 06:51 PM

A passerby knocked my begging can over today. He said he was sorry, but not nearly as sorry as he'll be when he finds out I use it as a butt-plug.

Phuc 231,256 13
09/20/2005 06:54 PM

Everyone under 20 in NZ (unless they have some kind of objection) is getting 3, 1 every 6 weeks.



Seems like that vaccine has affected your math skeelz, too.



If Neep gets the hot beef injection once a week for six weeks...



this is going nowhere.

Cruz, all that never was 8,597 6
09/20/2005 06:58 PM

People who beg in Glasgow are the worst in the world I swear, for a start they don't even bother with that whole sitting on the kerb, hunched over with a filthy blanket over their knees, a straggly mongrel under one arm and a cardboard sign that says 'Will Frost dog for money'.



Oh no.



These guys just stand in the street, dressed better than me in their expensive togs, a Starbucks coffee mug in their hand asking for spare change.



Now in my experience if you can afford to buy anything at Starbucks you're richer than me to start with

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 115,019 10
09/20/2005 06:59 PM

Hey! I was on the news last week talking about the meningococcal vaccine!



I know it's not exciting... but I was famour for 30 seconds.

Queen Buttercup Chance 168,208 11
09/20/2005 07:00 PM

Of course its going nowhere cause for the first time ever, you are wrong! Shes getting 1 hot beef injection every 6 weeks, not once a week for 6 weeks.

Captain Dan, Pirate King 44,013 7
09/20/2005 07:01 PM

I can't say that anything has happened to me as interesting as kicking a bum.



So far, my only highlight has been turning in a job application: Under "Interests," I listed "Watching Movies," "Milking Cows," and "Boutros Boutros-Ghali."

Chickens® 238,026 14
09/20/2005 07:02 PM

Bumming For Dummies



P 24 pp3

And if the "will work for food" sign isn't working for you like it used to, try sitting just outside the exit door of the local subway. Set your bum's tin can (BTC, see appendix 2) right in the natural path of anyone destracted as they exit the station.

More often than not, said exiter will kick over your BTC and spilling contents (do not exceed $.34 "seed money"). 80% of said exiters will apolgize profusely, pick up your change, and deposit a fiver to boot. The fiver might be turned into a $20 if you practice drooling and shaking (see chapter 30).

Space Cadet Snork 44,997 8
09/20/2005 07:04 PM

Buono estente, Capitano Dan!

Captain Dan, Pirate King 44,013 7
09/20/2005 07:10 PM

... I wish I knew what that meant, Snork.



For now, I can only assume it means "My mouse is broken which is why I haven't clickied your rambling yet Hilarious post."

Space Cadet Snork 44,997 8
09/20/2005 07:11 PM

It's from a show. Some call it 'The Fast Show'.

Spicey McHaggis 102,772 13
09/20/2005 07:12 PM

Every time I see this thread title, I read it as "*CHINK!* - Hey, watch out!"







You people have ruined me.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 115,019 10
09/20/2005 07:14 PM

No, Boston ruined you.

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,114 5
09/20/2005 08:06 PM

No. Bruno from cell block D ruined you.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,238 6
09/20/2005 08:10 PM

I used to busk when I had no money. But I gave it up after someone spit on my shoes because I wouldn't take requests.

Neep is gay! 33,065 11
09/21/2005 04:30 AM

Bump ahead of board flooding retard.

Queen Buttercup Chance Pirate Stalker 168,208 11
09/21/2005 04:31 AM

This reminds me. I totally have the hots for Mailman.



Call me.

Nathyn 0 0
09/21/2005 04:32 AM

I would of just walked off, acting as if it never happened...





cuz, like...I'm a punk kid you know.

Nathyn 0 0
09/21/2005 04:34 AM

A punk as beeyatch who sags his pants and don't give a Frost 'bout what nobawdy thinks!

Neep is gay! 33,065 11
09/21/2005 09:30 AM

Seems like that vaccine has affected your math skeelz, too.



If Neep gets the hot beef injection once a week for six weeks...



this is going nowhere.



I may not be at my most eloquent when vomiting, but I'm sure some people understood me. 3 injections, each one 6 weeks apart. 1 every 6 weeks.