Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:37 PM

With my luck, even.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:38 PM

good luck Millie



were all here for you

Zolton 88,175 34
09/19/2005 10:39 PM

I'll go with the bald guy, second from the right. He looks like he'd have suspiciously warm hands.



But a cold head, though. So, if at any point during the exam, he offers you a 'Brrrrrrritzky!', you probably want to pass.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 10:40 PM

Mazel tov, Millie.

theREALMrsKielbasa 26 7
09/19/2005 10:40 PM

cheap thrills tomorrow

Dianada 57,835 108
09/19/2005 10:41 PM

Good wishes Millie!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:41 PM

the semi-bald guy second from the right.



he's hiding a hard-on with his clasped hands

Declan McManus, Bear with a headache 131,877 36
09/19/2005 10:42 PM

Brest of luck, dearie.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:43 PM

the second one from the left is hiding a hard-on to!



he can hardly keep the grin of his face

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:44 PM

see the way his hand covers the petruding penis?



he's just looking for a titi Frost.

BobJohnson, Pirate 178,045 22
09/19/2005 10:45 PM

Today I played racquetball. I was standing about 4 feet away from one of the side-walls when I smashed the ball into it in a desperate manoeuver. It bounced straight back and hit me in the groin.



Why do I mention this? Because it means I'm in a bad mood today:



I hope they twist they living Frost out of your tits.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:47 PM

<action>hopes Daisypie doesn't see her using Yiddish</action>

Oy, Dogs! What's with the "congratulations"? I would have prefered a biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik, or at least a zol zion mit mazel!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:47 PM

i hope your bitch squeazes to living Frost out of YOUR BALLS MUTHERFrostER!!!



Millie has enough to go through without you constantly bothering her!

I am Straw 97,995 37
09/19/2005 10:48 PM

Millie, I don't know if you should be going to him if you think he's a boob.



Best of luck!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:48 PM

that was meant for pirate

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:48 PM

Well, thanks Bob.



I'm glad the ball hit you in the groin.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 10:49 PM

Mazel tov is literally "good luck."



So, I'm changing my answer to agree with BobJohnson.

Declan McManus, Bear with a headache 131,877 36
09/19/2005 10:49 PM

Bob Johnson!



That was a very unkind, exceedingly nasty thing to say.













I think you'll do just fine here at GAB.

BobJohnson, Pirate 178,045 22
09/19/2005 10:49 PM

I feel bad for that comment already.



As an apology, I'm going to let you have two BobJohnson posts in your thread, Millie. Congratulations!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:50 PM

(sings)



squishy squishy booooobs!!!



i wish that i could have them



but I am a n00b!!!



so I'll just have an orgasm

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:51 PM

Frost THE PIRATE!!!

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:51 PM

Well, I didn't know the literal translation of the phrase, I'm not Jewish you know!



Only by marriage.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:52 PM

fap arrggg fap arrggg fap arrggg fap arrggg fap arrggg fap arrggg fap arrggg fap arrggg!!!









shpulurty!!!

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 10:53 PM

<action>throws a ball at Dogs' groin</action>

I forgot to thank you.



And, Nathyn, GET THE Frost OUT OF MY THREAD!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:55 PM

i love so much though!



all of my fantasies consist of you-



I beat of to you pictures!!!



I WANT YOU!!!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 10:58 PM

"oh! Millie!" exclaims Nathyn.

"harder, nathyn, harder!"Millie begs of him.

"OH!"says Millie.

"yes"says Nathyn.

"Frost ME! Frost ME!!!"exclaims Millie!



"KEEP YO HANDS OFF THE BAD BOOB!!!"

Millie yelps...

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:00 PM

nathyn: fap!

millie: YES!!!

nathyn: fap!!

millie: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!!!

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:01 PM

nathyn's penis: going going going going going going done



nathyn: yes, yes I did

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/19/2005 11:06 PM

Millie - I will be thinking of you tomorrow.



Be strong, Hot Lady.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/19/2005 11:08 PM

SUYT!

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 11:08 PM

You might just be legally retarded.

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/19/2005 11:08 PM

While you still can!



Seriously, good luck. Hope you don't get Dr. Pornstacheguy.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 11:09 PM

Hey look! a BobJohnson post!



*Clickie*

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:09 PM

i feel so empty

at a loss

my real entity

must pay the cost



the cost of living

in this world

the cost of giving

all to a girl



the cost of losing

all you have

the cost of lubing

p.j. ladd



the cost of Frost-ing

Frost-ing up

the cost of sucking

sucking Frost



the price to pay

be nice today

my life is gay

i write to say

i might come play

your wife will blame

your sorry ass

for never feeling to same



or ever again

time to begin

a soul is a soul

no matter the sin



no understanding

of life so demanding

put on your condom

but try to keep standing

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 11:12 PM

Since you couldn't kill yourself, I hope someone does it for you.

Filly 39,193 20
09/19/2005 11:13 PM

I have to go to the boob doctor for an ultrasound on Wednesday. I feel your pain, millie.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:14 PM

Frost-ing Shakespeare

is like sucking dick



loving a bitch

is all that you get



find me now

hear me later

you're the cow

I'm the masturbater



we will run

we will chase

find a way straight

out of this place



you may be gay

i might not care

i say that to say

you might shave your hair



or maybe not

go suck a Coleridge

the liver of the giver

is infested with pot



like doctor seuss

just pull the noose

and all you loose

is like a goose



a gooses egg

the egg she layed

she layed it here

and here it will stay

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:15 PM

i be the one

the one who is none

i have sum fun

you go and run

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:16 PM

Frost!@!@(*)#!@

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:16 PM

Shakespeare!@(!@_!@#_$@!

Filly 39,193 20
09/19/2005 11:17 PM

NATHAN, YOU LITTLE ColeridgeSUCKER CarrollLICKER SCABMUNCHER PIECE OF Shakespeare SHUT THE Frost UP, LEAVE, AND NEVER RETURN TO GAB. YOU ARE A LITTLE PARASITE THAT I WISH I COULD Frost-ing SQUISH AND FRY WITH A DAMN MAGNIFYING GLASS. Frost OFF.







Filly's been working too much today.

Nathyn 0 0
09/19/2005 11:23 PM

big clit gets in the way, huh?

Filly 39,193 20
09/19/2005 11:28 PM

Not really, actually. Not that you'd know, never having seen a woman's Poe before. I doubt you even came out of one; you were probably found in some pond scum somewhere.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/19/2005 11:28 PM

Can't take a hint. Its a damn shame.

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/19/2005 11:30 PM

Nathyn,



Get the Frost out of Millie's thread.



I'm going to call your mother.



Miracles

Armored 3,923 8
09/19/2005 11:31 PM

Mills, why are you paying some old guy to fondle your milk jugs when ANY male female human GABber would do it for free?

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 11:40 PM

Armored, it may be a man or it may be a woman, which ever it is, it will be a DOCTOR (at least, that's what I'm told).



Besides, I don't believe there will be any fondling tomorrow, just talking.



Oh, Frat, here you go.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 11:41 PM

Good luck, Filly.

Millie 116,988 28
09/19/2005 11:42 PM

Oh, that picture is mislabled. I meant to put arrows to my left boob.



Not that anyone even cares which boob.

Armored 3,923 8
09/19/2005 11:42 PM

Didn't I tell you I am a doctor?



For real!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/19/2005 11:46 PM

Not that anyone even cares which boob.



JK2K or Nathyn?

FlyingHippo, Ruler of the Roman Empire 1,246 10
09/19/2005 11:48 PM

If I just knew where Nathyn lived...

Filly 39,193 20
09/19/2005 11:52 PM

Yeah, thanks, millie. You too. Actually, it's my left boob too. Quelle coincidence!

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
09/20/2005 12:02 AM

Woman, third from the right. Black clothes with tan coat.



I don't know if you posted about what was going on before, but breast lumps are usually swollen glands. I've got a good feeling everything will be all right.

Filly 39,193 20
09/20/2005 12:03 AM

I'm assuming you're talking to millie, 'cause mine's been there since July.

Neep is gay! 35,066 15
09/20/2005 02:07 AM

Not that anyone even cares which boob.



I do! I even noticed that the wrong one was labeled. Good luck.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/20/2005 03:27 AM

i don't know how you girls walk around w/ those things.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/20/2005 03:35 AM

So, Millie, I don't know if anyone has asked yet, but what did you plan on doing with the lil bit that they are going to remove for the biopsy? Anybody made any claims on it? No?











































DIBS!!!!

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/20/2005 03:37 AM

I mean, I ummmmm..... need it. For, ummmmmmmmmmm...... scientific purposes.... Yeah... Yeah, that's it.... For studying, and stuff.

Lupience 26,981 11
09/20/2005 05:23 AM

I will be thinking about your breasts all day.

I hope your breasts are given good news.

Your breasts are important to us. Please stay on the line for the next represesnative.

Lila Is Sick Of Summertime 78,555 13
09/20/2005 06:02 AM

There are far too many 5 orb clicks in here for posting virtually nothing. I smell a rat. An insanely stupid rat who has "received" nearly 500 full orbs but has given less than 50 including single orbs.



And then he had to go to bed since school starts early this morning.

Lila Is Sick Of Summertime 78,555 13
09/20/2005 06:03 AM

Oh, and I'll be thinking of you, Mills.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/20/2005 06:12 AM

Lots of goodwishes go with you.



Bring back some good news, and not just saving a bunch of money on car insurance with geico.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/20/2005 06:43 AM

Good luck Millie

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2005 06:48 AM

"Uhg. Mirabella. December's Mirabella."

--Stewie Griffin in a Doctor's waiting room.



Good luck and good mojo.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/20/2005 06:53 AM

Rotsa ruck, Mirrie.



I did ten Hail Marys and 100 Nam Yoho Renge Kyos that it wouldn't be the guy wearing the Lumberg.

turtle10 42,578 26
09/20/2005 08:30 AM

Good Luck Millie.

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 08:44 AM

"Appointment with the boob doctor tomorrow..."





Keep us abreast of the situation...

Phuc 237,919 21
09/20/2005 08:46 AM

Tingles...searching for an identity.



What's the matter? "Nathyn" not working for you?

Tingles...searching for an identity. 2,134 8
09/20/2005 08:52 AM

What's the matter? "Nathyn" not working for you?



Don't you think I'd have more smiley faces if I had a phantom I.D.?......I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without one.



Next time you throw a handgrenade Phuc.....try pulling the pin first!

Dags, Vlaccid is mah bitches! 86,705 14
09/20/2005 10:52 AM

I do hope your boobies are not wracked with rancid cancer that resembles jk2k and naythyhynthytn.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/20/2005 11:22 AM

I'm not sure which doctor it is.



That's spelled Witch doctor, and I recommend that you don't go to one of those.



But, fortunately for you, I have a huge Coleridge crush on you, so the results will be that it is benign.



Simply because I will it to be.



And I am also sending you my remaining mojo, in 42 seperate sealed tupperware containers, so you can be assured of it's freshness.

PrincessBritt: Topless Drummer of Vlaccid 4,730 9
09/20/2005 11:27 AM

Good Luck Millie.



My breasts will be thinking of your breasts.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/20/2005 11:29 AM

Good luck Millie, I hope everything goes well. I've just got over cancer myself so I know what it's like, but hopefully you don't have cancer.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
09/20/2005 11:29 AM

My breasts will be thinking of your breasts.



So. Aroulisophical.

Chickens® 286,527 61
09/20/2005 11:42 AM

Pick one,



Man, this is so not what I was hoping for out of this thread. I thought the contest was going a shot of her bare boobs and we were going to pick out the one to be lopped off.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/20/2005 11:42 AM

My guess is the <s>Doctor</s>

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/20/2005 11:43 AM

My guess is the Doctor on the far left. He kinda looks like a child molester.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
09/20/2005 11:56 AM

Millie



Please don't be worried. Much like a 747 airplane, a human female can be safely landed with only 3 functioning breasts.







...

What's that Bob?



TWO? Really?



Oh.







Never mind.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 12:30 PM

Gawd........ I come to express good wishes, but, in one single thread I find out:



I'm married ? TY MRS

I'm a n00b b00b ? TY Dogs

I'm a cancerous n00b boob ? TY Dags.



I am confused about one thing though. "Appointment with the boob doctor tomorrow..." posted 9/19 to prepare for biospy. Can I be the biospy?



May all of Phucs "hail Mary's" work. And may your "heavenly boobs" be free of all Evil!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/20/2005 12:32 PM

<action> crosses fingers, toes and boobs for millie </action> Good luck you hot talented laydee.

newwave 45,912 10
09/20/2005 03:15 PM

TY? You might as well be saying "thanksies :)" instead.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 03:21 PM

thanksies

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 03:52 PM

I've never been a BIOSPY............... but for Millie............ I'd Shakespeare Bricks!

Chickens® 286,527 61
09/20/2005 04:07 PM

Man, we really are gonna feel bad if she has to have one chopped off.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/20/2005 04:07 PM

Unless she sends it to someone...then it will be great.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/20/2005 04:12 PM

Yah. They could have it bronzed, and put it on the mantel next to the first bra they felt under, and the first cherry they popped.



What? Nobody else collects trophies? Foo.

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
09/20/2005 04:21 PM

<action>has second thoughts on asking to join the Secret Santa thing this year.</action>Unless she sends it to someone...then it will be great.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 04:25 PM

Chopped off????????????

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/20/2005 04:27 PM

Unless she sends it to someone...then it will be great.



Clint McSahara HotPants has second thoughts on asking to join the Secret Santa thing this year.





I already called dibs, DAMMIT!!

Special Kakester 55,555 14
05/18/2006 07:51 PM

I actually did a search today for "tupperware boob." This thread was fourth in google. You're famous, millie.

Pokeyhollis 346 8
05/18/2006 07:55 PM

I enjoy searching on google things like "Ways to bomb buildings", "Building bombs 101", "If I had to kill the president", and when I'm done I google "I know your watching me, and I hope you've had as much fun as me." Knowing my luck one day I'll get arrested for being suspicious.

Phla is in mourning for The (fake) West Wing 131,068 34
05/18/2006 08:07 PM

I actually did a search today for "tupperware boob." This thread was fourth in google. You're famous, millie.



Well now that you've plopped the phrase "tupperware boob" in this thread, now whenever someone searches for tupperware boob, it will pop up as #3. Tupperware boob.



This reminds me of when I did a search for umbrella porn, outwardly thinking that even though it was the most outrageous thing I could think of, still someone somewhere would have a website for umbrella porn in the same theme as chair sex. It turns out some people actually use umbrellas. Ouch, baby. Very ouch.



Oh dear. Have I said too much?

Millie 116,988 28
05/19/2006 01:40 AM

Wow this thread brings back some (bad) memories of idiotic posters of yore.



But it also has a nice picture of my boobs, so it's not all bad.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
05/19/2006 11:46 AM

<action>frantically scrolls thru thread looking for Millies boob pic</action>

Larrtt 0 7
05/19/2006 12:15 PM

if u type in failure on google the first entry is a biography on George W.



But i sincerely hope u done get ur boob "chopped off"



but if u do u could prolly go ot the front of the line in amusements parks so .... ya

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
05/19/2006 02:40 PM

Larrt



wee musta had th saam engleesh teecher in skool..