Chickens® 286,527 61
09/20/2005 11:58 AM

DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
09/20/2005 12:01 PM

If Rita hits Houston...



... the people who first found refuge at the Superdome, and who later got moved to the Astrodome, will continue their tour of America's stadiums. Next stop: the Rose Bowl.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2005 12:01 PM

CNN had a graphic with "T.S. Rita" floating across the gulf.



That made me laugh.

Sexual Harrassment Panda 181,790 70
09/20/2005 12:03 PM

Nearly half a million Katrina refugees in my city and people at work are still going "I'm gonna ride it out, no biggie."



I felt mildly sorry for the folks in NO who did that. The people here who are saying it should take a cruise ship into the Gulf right now.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/20/2005 12:05 PM

Without the ship?

PeeWee 4,624 8
09/20/2005 12:06 PM

Somehow I picture DR getting his Barbies out and pretending that they are the weather Gods in front of the TV screen.



"You call that a tropical storm bitch?!"

"No Barbie! No! The Golf Coast can't take anymore!"

"Mwuahahahahah!!!"

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/20/2005 12:16 PM

Spicey, you guys are more than welcome to come and stay with me. Hopefully the nuclear power plant at Indian Point won't malfunction anytime soon.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2005 12:20 PM

.........That'll make TWO women who travel halfway across the country JUST to blow Spicey.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/20/2005 12:26 PM

"If Rita hits Houston..."



I predict that there will be further "weather abuse" of roving reporters.



Does anyone care about the reporters? Who will stand up for them?

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/20/2005 12:26 PM

Another Hurricane???



Either Ossama has a weather machine or God's Frost-ing pissed.

gorckat 41,132 13
09/20/2005 12:29 PM

If Rita hits Houston...



...there will be at least 25 new storm related CapCons.

Loozur 139 7
09/20/2005 12:29 PM

I blame the Olson twins.



Not because I think they are responsible, but because I'd like to hit them in the throat with a lead pipe.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2005 12:31 PM

"No Barbie! No! The Golf Coast can't take anymore!"



Can we switch to the Passant, then?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 12:42 PM

And God came unst to Noah and said, "Build 3 more Arcs".



And Noah replied to the Lord, "Fema has outsourced Arc building to the Tsunami Victims".

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2005 12:44 PM

And Saruman said "Arc? Oh Shakespeare..."

Bonky 75,733 15
09/20/2005 01:53 PM

T.S. Eliot made my heart flood.

Bonky 75,733 15
09/20/2005 01:53 PM

And forget this America nonsense, I'm going to Canada to stay in a teepee!

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
09/20/2005 04:25 PM

Hey, I'm going to Canada on Monday. At least, I hope I am. If that hurricane decides do camp out and make a mess of my travel plans, I'll be miffed.



Why I might be so miffed that I'll be tempted to complain about my government being responsible for all the global warming increasing the number of hurricanes. Ooooh, you better hold me back!

PeeWee 4,624 8
09/20/2005 04:27 PM

Oh crap folks!



It looks like Spicey is getting ready to write a letter!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/20/2005 04:28 PM

Jeeze Spicey, you finally get laid and you are already blaming all the world's problems on Bush.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 04:28 PM

Who the Frost is Saruman? Burp

Robin® 14,626 10
09/20/2005 04:28 PM

Either Ossama has a weather machine or God's Frost-ing pissed.



God's just trying to finish what he started. He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. I guess N.O.= Soddom, too much sex drugs and violence, and Houston= Gomorrah.

Too much smog.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/20/2005 04:37 PM

If Rita hits Houston...



... the people who first found refuge at the Superdome, and who later got moved to the Astrodome, will continue their tour of America's stadiums. Next stop: the Rose Bowl.



Then all we would need is a 9.0 or better earthquake to hit Pasadena.



Shakespeare, not even MY luck is THAT bad!

Bonky 75,733 15
09/20/2005 07:25 PM

Stink. Stinkfest of Stinkness.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
09/21/2005 08:53 AM

Category 4, beyotch!



I heard on the radio this morning that a lot of people are heading to Austin. Coupled with the fact that the Austin City Limits Music Festival is this weekend, I believe that the poo will run rampant in your sewers. Somebody find Mr. Hankey and make sure he's okay.

The Fabulous Trixxie 65,026 15
09/21/2005 08:57 AM

It's Going to hit between Cameron and Terrebonne and Destroy the local governments of Cameron Calcasieu,

Terrebonne and Lafouche Parishes. apparently God still thinks I have too much work even after cutting the load in half.







*goes to hell*

Bonky 75,733 15
09/21/2005 11:35 AM

This is not haiku

I-45 Northbound sucks

more than usual.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/21/2005 02:36 PM

I heard on the radio this morning that a lot of people are heading to Austin.



i'm going to austin city limits. they all laughed when i reserved and paid for my room 2 months in advance, but who's laughing now, bitch?

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
09/21/2005 02:40 PM

So... ringworm. How YOU doin'?

Phuc 237,919 21
09/21/2005 02:41 PM

God still thinks I have too much work even after cutting the load in half.



Yeah, well, if you pinch it off before it's all come out, it's not like the Grogan Fairy is gonna come along and make it magically disapear from all up in there.

Bonky 75,733 15
09/21/2005 02:41 PM

Don't talk to him, I HAVE BOOBS!

Bonky 75,733 15
09/21/2005 02:41 PM

(Um, my comment was directed toward ringworm, but you know. . . . whatever and stuff.)

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/21/2005 02:56 PM

My parents and brother, who live right on the coast, have to evacuate. Guess where they're going?

Houston. What the Frost? I told mom I hope she can swim up to Denton to visit me.

I was actually pretty disappointed, this weekend I was going to go home for a visit and get my brother really stoned.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/21/2005 02:58 PM

Someone should photoshop some Goatse hands onto a satellite photo of Rita.



Guaranteed 5 clicks.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/21/2005 02:58 PM

... You know. Because Goatse'ing something round and gaping is universally hilarious and has never been done before!

Bonky 75,733 15
09/21/2005 02:59 PM

I'm supposed to go to Lufkin next Tuesday, then Dallas on Thursday and Friday.



I've an appointment downtown tomorrow that will be cancelled. I-45 is already a suckfest of infinite proportions.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/21/2005 03:07 PM

If anyone needs to come stay in my dorm room, there's more than enough space for your foot and maybe the rest of your leg.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/21/2005 03:08 PM

Kinky.

Bonky 75,733 15
09/21/2005 03:09 PM

Say, I never saw Saw.



See?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/21/2005 03:10 PM

You want some Green Peppers?

Phuc 237,919 21
09/21/2005 03:11 PM

this weekend I was going to go home for a visit and get my brother really stoned.



I feel so secure that the future of my child is in the capable hands of generation "Hit Me Baby One More Time."



Hold on to that dime bag. What you got there goes great on pizza or pasta.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/21/2005 03:16 PM

I've noticed time and time again, You old guys seem to think EVERY bag of pot is Oregano.



This leads me to believe that back in the day, when you were young and not grumpy, You were sold bags of herbs more often than contraband. This does not happen in present day, People get stabbed over less.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/21/2005 03:17 PM

Hold on to that dime bag.



OMG........... Al is OLD

Phuc 237,919 21
09/21/2005 03:38 PM

This does not happen in present day, People get stabbed over less.



Yes, back in my day, there was no crime. Nor was there any violence or hatred. Drug deals were handled according the Queen's best ettiquette and though you would occasionally purchase a bag of oregano when you thought you were paying your hard-earned cash for the finest Afghani Sensemilla, you brushed off your misfortune with a hearty guffaw and a pat on the back to your dealer for a ruse well-played.





























DipShakespeare.

Lupience 26,981 11
09/21/2005 05:07 PM

This is just the powers that be dilbeatly trying to ruine Marti Gras for everyone.

What?

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/21/2005 05:12 PM

Lupi, What SR meant to say was;



"Hmmn, hurricane, big wind, blow hard...., heh heh, me sayum blow hard."



Gotta love that SR.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/21/2005 05:16 PM

Everyone at work today was hysterical, talking about the hurricane, and about who was/wasn't evacuating. We got the whole rest of the week off. I'm still not sure what Spicey and I are doing. I have his car right now though, so I know he hasn't left me here by myself.



Tomorrow is my birthday. I was promised a carrot cake, anal sex, and dinner at a BBQ restaurant. If this hurricane messes up those plans, I will be seriously pissed off.

Lupience 26,981 11
09/21/2005 05:16 PM

Heap big wind, make buffalo run?

Lupience 26,981 11
09/21/2005 05:17 PM

Anal sex at the restaraunt? You guys are cool!!!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/21/2005 05:20 PM

Tomorrow is my birthday. I was promised a carrot cake, anal sex, and dinner at a BBQ restaurant. If this hurricane messes up those plans, I will be seriously pissed off.



Happy Pissed Off Day

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/21/2005 05:28 PM

I have his car right now though,



C'mon Underwhere, what could add a bigger thrill to your berfday than all your plans combined with a car ride to escape a killer storm?



I envy Spicey right now.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/21/2005 05:29 PM

Category 5 storms have winds of 156 mph or stronger. Such storms can blow down trees and shrubs, completely destroy mobile homes and cause major damage to lower floors of buildings near the coast.



(from Bloomberg.com)



Completely destroy mobile homes? I think a well placed rumour or an errant ciggy butt would do that.



And if you destroy a lower floor of a house, would it not collapse?



Deep thoughts, by DR.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/21/2005 05:31 PM

MaddMatt mispelled Barfday........... what a Smart Fart

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/21/2005 05:37 PM

Heap big wind, make buffalo run?



Heh heh, Buffalo runs,



ie; Industrial strength anal leakage.

Bonky 75,733 15
09/21/2005 05:50 PM

The bottom floor of a building isn't crucial. The support walls and beams and stuff would affect the stability of the building.

















Oh, I'm sorry.









Uh . . . I'm going to make a moustache with my yellow highlighter! WEEEEE!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/21/2005 05:50 PM

Deposit clickies here, I remembered my password!

Lupience 26,981 11
09/21/2005 05:52 PM

<action>bites SR, and deposits chickies.