Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/20/2005 03:41 PM

Nope. No Frost-ing way that is real.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
09/20/2005 03:42 PM

Um, it's on the internet, dude. Of course it's real.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 03:42 PM

BUROP!!!!

SuhYpa is suicidal 5,547 9
09/20/2005 03:43 PM

Someone's gonna ge shot.

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/20/2005 03:44 PM

Michael Knight is really moving up in the world.



First he made enough money to pay a month of his mortgage by starring in Spongebob the Movie...



and now THIS!

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/20/2005 03:44 PM

I thought you were incapable of love because of your parole restriction limiting you to at least 300 yards from any elementary school.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 03:45 PM

Um, Nutbutter likes the Granny porn, Ollie likes the kiddie porn.





The more you know.

Space Cadet Snork 45,631 12
09/20/2005 03:45 PM

What do germans rap about? Living in the Warsaw ghetto and being the top dawg pimp in Auschwitz? Gassing dem ho's?



How do 'yo' in german? Yosen?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 03:47 PM

Mein Block.

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/20/2005 03:48 PM

I am not going to be able to watch Ice on Law and Order SVU anymore because of this.



And as far as The Hoff - that is just beat. Totally Frost-ing BEAT.

Space Cadet Snork 45,631 12
09/20/2005 03:49 PM

Word, yo'sen.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
09/20/2005 03:49 PM

Six in the mornin' and Kitt's at my door

A million German fans, the Hoff they adore



Word

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/20/2005 03:51 PM

Kitt's at my door



Shakespeare! Nice.

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/20/2005 03:52 PM

No one's going to buy a Hoff album unless it comes wrapped in a 50$ bill and includes a coupon for one free ride on Trae.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 03:53 PM

If he can get all the females from Baywatch to giggle around in his videos, I'd watch.



Then cut myself while I masturbate.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 03:53 PM

Shakespeare! Nice.





Well, that explains a lot.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 03:58 PM

If I Shakespeare bricks for Nutbutter, I'd be subject to Zug Turds...........



.........Brick #1...........

.........Brick #2...........

.........Brick #3...........



Gawd I hate Myself........ #4,#5,#6

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/20/2005 03:58 PM

While Hoff's spitting his lines

And dropping some rhymes

On german Shakespeare folk at a Nazi dick show

I'll be hiding backstage

With some porn and a cage

To lure his old age ass back

To where he belongs

This is my Frost Hoff song.





...





Oh my God...I am black!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/20/2005 03:59 PM

"He's also said to be very popular in Germany."



Ever notice that whenever the Hof is mentioned, there has to be a mention of his polularity in Germany. Almost like an explanation why anyone should care what he does.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
09/20/2005 03:59 PM

Oh my God...I am black!



Um, no you're not, dude.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:00 PM

About as black as Ahmad Rashad.

Zolton 87,649 31
09/20/2005 04:03 PM

The Twins are Gumbels?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:04 PM

And the horse is dead.

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/20/2005 04:04 PM

Zolton is the new Hat today - cause his ass is on comedic fire.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:06 PM

You should take that as a compliment Zolton, because Miracles is such a great judge of character.

Bonky 75,728 14
09/20/2005 04:06 PM

I'm incapable of love as long as I have 10 cc's of Dimetapp to keep me warm.

Bonky 75,728 14
09/20/2005 04:07 PM

< /i>

Miracles - Vlaccid Artist Relations 22,430 0
09/20/2005 04:08 PM

Well, I hate you BIG - so I guess I am a good judge of character.



Frost face.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:08 PM

Bwahahahaha.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/20/2005 04:10 PM

comedic fire????????? Is that a hotass funny??

Declan McManus, Bear with a headache 130,657 34
09/20/2005 04:14 PM

With one exception, yer all too sophistycatid for me today.





Hey, Jhonny, want a brownie?



Just baked them, and for you, I'll leave off the fresh white frosting.

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/20/2005 04:20 PM

You GABers like to attack, kill and subdue

All the n00bs approaching the light, approaching the site

With your regular banked jokes

You idiots try to choke the life out of me

Nuttbutter the butt Froster, Hammerhead the nut muncher

Hat's the only one who doesn't get ripped another

Hole in his backside because I lack time

To sit here and argue with attitudes, mental inaptitudes

I gotta get home to Frost my bitch,

I'll flip the switch and do it in the dark

So I can only hear her bark my name

It's a crying shame

What the Frost was I talking about again?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:21 PM

And you were doing so well.

Declan McManus, Bear with a headache 130,657 34
09/20/2005 04:22 PM

Hartman, O Hartman,



Yer a bloody fart, man.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:24 PM

Declan, did you start drinking again?

Declan McManus, Bear with a headache 130,657 34
09/20/2005 04:30 PM

BIG-- Did you ever stop?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
09/20/2005 04:32 PM

Yes...































they closed the bar.

PeeWee 4,624 8
09/20/2005 04:32 PM

BIG-- Did you ever stop?



That's a rhetorical question, right?

Loozur 139 7
09/20/2005 04:52 PM

Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/20/2005 06:19 PM

I'm not sure if Nutbutter is disappointed in David Hasselhoff for rapping or in Ice-T for working with Hasselhoff.



I actually like Ice-T (and Body Count), and I'm grateful to Mr. Hasselhoff for having introduced us to the fine acting talents of Donna D'Errico, Stacy Kamano, Brooke Burns, Krista Allen, Gena Lee Nolan, Carmen Electra, Nicole Eggert, Angelica Bridges, Traci Bingham, Kelly Packard, Erika Eleniak, Marliece Andrada, Yasmine Bleeth, Alexandra Paul and that little slice of wholesomeness, Pamela Anderson.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/20/2005 06:19 PM

Oh yeah. Most of those links are NSFW, unless you work at Maxim magazine or something.

supergrover 4,515 8
09/20/2005 07:11 PM

<action>mumbles</action>

How can I convince John Hargrave to bring the next Zug gathering to a David Hasselhoff Hoff concert?

Bonky 75,728 14
09/20/2005 07:23 PM

Boopidy boo!

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 12
09/20/2005 09:08 PM

He's okay, but he's no "Rappin' Fats" Piscopo.

Declan McManus, Bear with a headache 130,657 34
09/20/2005 09:14 PM

My dear half-brother established his hetero bona fides with the links above.





To me, however, "Yasmine Bleeth" sounds like the subject of a made for tee vee movie, and not necessarily a good one:

"I'm sorry, Miss Maldonado, you have an advanced case of Yasmine Bleeth, and if you do marry, you will be at high risk for premature death if you concieve."



I am sure that Ms Bleeth, in addition to being a fine piece of ass actress, is probably a woman of great charity.

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/21/2005 08:25 AM

McManus makes a good point. Not exactly sure what it is but with all dem werds, it gotta be gud.

Jyl to tha E 24,690 8
09/21/2005 08:29 AM

"He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - "

NO way. I refuse to let my mind go there.

Say it ain't so, Ice.