Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 08:59 AM

Your words are meaningless without pictu- Oh god, my penis exploded.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/26/2005 09:01 AM

Men have similar parties where we demonstrate tube socks and canned hams.

Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 09:02 AM

Shhhhhh. Don't you remember the vow we made never to speak of that night ever again?

Phuc 237,919 21
09/26/2005 09:03 AM

Last slumber party I went to, the last thing I remember was drinking one of Nutbutter's "Famous Mojitos."



I woke up the next morning in a ditch in Lowell wearing lederhosen and stinking of tomato juice.



I had fun, I bet.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/26/2005 09:08 AM

Don't you usually order stuff at those, and it gets delivered later? (Not that I would know or anything.) How can you 'highly recommend' it already? Was it that hands-on of a demonstration?

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 09:11 AM

Nope. You get it (heh-pun intedted) that night.

After the party, we were all like, "well, it's late... I gotta get home (Fake yawns, checking watches)

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 09:13 AM

intended, even

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/26/2005 09:13 AM

Really? Wow - I got ripped off at the ones I went to.



I mean - um - really? That's interesting. But I would NEVER.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 09:15 AM

heh Dit - I just gave you multiple orbgasms

Jack Chickens 286,527 61
09/26/2005 09:25 AM

Did you get the dolphin vibrator, the dolphin dildo, the dolphin clitoral stimulator, or did you go all the way with the dolphin impulse vibrator with clitoral stimulant?



And more important, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FREAKY DOLPHIN SEX TOYS YOU NUTJOB ANIMAL FrostERS?

Jack Chickens 286,527 61
09/26/2005 09:27 AM

Jilly, dear, if you were to put up a nice little mpg of your turbo tongue in use I can nearly guarantee a whopping full tube exploding orbs of pleasure, yes maam.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/26/2005 09:29 AM

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?



A3) Accept, if possible!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 09:32 AM

I slumbered with MrsKielbasa this weekend, no toys required!!

Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 09:33 AM

Nowadays, with the advent of the internet, the face of regular shopping has changed drastically forever.

Now the question is Penis or Plastic?

Zolton 88,175 34
09/26/2005 09:34 AM

...if you were to put up a nice little mpg of your turbo tongue in use...



Better be more specific, Chickens. Otherwise, she'll shoot video of using the thing as a paperweight, and expect orbal delight for it.



Just like a dolphin-Froster.

Zolton 88,175 34
09/26/2005 09:36 AM

Speaking of dolphins, is this the model you bought? 'Cause that's just smoking! Tough to hide from the neighbors, though, I'll bet.



(Disturbingly, SFW.)

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/26/2005 09:40 AM

I gotta be honest with you - I don't understand why so many 'toys' are in animal shapes... besides the dolphins, there are butterflies, rabbits, elephants, and I've even seen a scorpion. I personally think it's a little strange to have a petting zoo between my legs (heh), but what the hell - as long as it works.

Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 09:42 AM

Personally, I think this one is the most disturbing.

Jack Chickens 286,527 61
09/26/2005 09:46 AM

There has never been even one snicker at this place in Myrtle Beach, SC. And yes the place has been around since the world meant "happy".

Zolton 88,175 34
09/26/2005 09:46 AM

Not sure that's toppable, Duh... but I still don't like the idea of a Pooh up the pooper. Stay out of my honey pot, you stinkin' bear!

Jack Chickens 286,527 61
09/26/2005 09:46 AM

world = word

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 09:49 AM

www.johnnykielbasarator.org



Org is for ..................

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/26/2005 09:50 AM

Sex with animal type things is weird. Sex with children's toys is creepy as hell.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/26/2005 10:00 AM

Chix - stupid server is having issues, and can't load your link. I assume it's the Gay Dolphin? The 6-story giant junk shop? We go there every year when we visit Myrtle Beach. You know how they have that big wall of license plates with names on them? They say you get something free if your name isn't there. Mine never was, and so every year when I was a kid I'd tell them and get a free plate and other free junk.



Yeah, I was excited by small things when I was a child. Now I'm excited by big things.

Jack Chickens 286,527 61
09/26/2005 10:02 AM

yes, gay dolphin

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 10:04 AM

Yeah, I was excited by small things when I was a child. Now I'm excited by big things<i/>



Please revert back to your childhood

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/26/2005 10:07 AM

Small brains don't count.

Mama M 82 7
09/26/2005 10:23 AM

I got this at one of those parties, and yes I had to order it and it came in later. I don't like it, and neither does my hubby. If you take the bullets out and just play with those, though, FUN TIMES!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 10:25 AM

little heads only have room for small brains

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/26/2005 10:25 AM

I slumbered with MrsKielbasa this weekend, no toys required!!





Oh, I'm sure toys were required... she was just being nice and waited for you to fall asleep, like she always does.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
09/26/2005 11:16 AM

Boy Chickens, I wonder if Ripley's Believe it or Not, committed to buying that property by just reading the list of other tenants that were to anchor the development, on the condition that they could share a wall with The Gay Dolphin and do the one way mirror deal ?



How disappointing the entire alphabet written on a grain of rice must have looked next to that plan.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 12:18 PM

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FREAKY DOLPHIN SEX TOYS YOU NUTJOB ANIMAL flapERS?

Its the nose.

Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 12:22 PM

They call him Clitter, Clitter,

cum faster than lightning,

No-vibe you see, is better than he,

And we know Clitter,

lives in a vagina full of wonder,

Humming there-under,

under where you pee!

Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 12:26 PM

<action>grabs a pad, pen and takes notes</action>

Ok, no one watched Nick-at-Nite during the '70s and '80s.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 12:28 PM

<action> grabs a giant eraser and another beer </action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/26/2005 12:35 PM

I got one of these.



When's it done, it can even make me a sandwich.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 12:38 PM

When's it done, it can even make me a sandwich.



Wash.

Hands.

After.

Special alone time.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 12:39 PM

...unless you're making tuna.

Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/26/2005 12:42 PM

Ahh Jilly, I love you today.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 12:44 PM

something about tuna sounds fishy to me

Millie 116,988 28
09/26/2005 12:59 PM

I went to one of those parties.



I'm boring. I bought some perfume, some massage oil, and a little heart that heats up and can be used to massage someone.



I saw that scary dolphin thingy.



I didn't buy any sex toys because I'm not a fan of vibrators (too numbing) and they were way too expensive!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 01:01 PM

and now Millie smells fishy...........



How Cool is that??

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 01:03 PM

Now I did get this cream called "Like A Virgin" ... I haven't tried it yet, but I heard it's great.

Whoever invented that is a damn genius.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 01:05 PM

and now Millie smells fishy...........



Somebody make him pay for that.

(I have no power here, I'm a bad witch)

Zolton 88,175 34
09/26/2005 01:07 PM

I'd like to know why the women get to have all the cuddly animal and kiddie show sex toy fun.



I mean, really. We can put a man on the moon, and a hockey team in Florida, but I still can't find a Little Mermaid fleshlight to use while I'm flipping through my Peppermint Patty money shot calendar.



It's not fair, I tells ya.

Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/26/2005 01:08 PM

Now I did get this cream called "Like A Virgin" ... I haven't tried it yet, but I heard it's great.

Whoever invented that is a damn genius.



I hope it didn't cost much.



I can buy Superglue at the Bodegas on the corner for a dollar fifty.

Millie 116,988 28
09/26/2005 01:10 PM

Meh, let him have his fun, Jilly.



The perfume I bought is supposed to have pheromones and attract men, but it doesn't.



Not good ones, anyway.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 01:11 PM

I know what you speak of. I wear it too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/26/2005 01:15 PM

Not good ones, anyway.



I'm fairly certain that I've been insulted.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 01:31 PM

Ahh Jilly, I love you today.



and I, you.

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/26/2005 01:49 PM

I loved Jilly today too but the only picture I had was her icon.



Sorry for getting it in your eye, Jilly.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/26/2005 02:18 PM

it's okay... but if it happens aga...HEY!!!



ps My pic is under OfficeHag

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 02:22 PM

Millie is in Maine.............. sme;;ing fishy is a good thing

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/26/2005 02:23 PM

besides........... I'm drunk

Zolton 88,175 34
09/26/2005 02:30 PM

Old, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.



</Dean Wormer>

k4stmoon 1,143 11
09/26/2005 06:47 PM

Alright, so I know I'm gonna catch hell for this, but in that B&W pic of you Jilly, you are pretty hawt... definitely bone-able.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 06:49 PM

I didn't read this thread, but all I will add is...to bad someone didn't smother you with a pillow and watch the life drain from your eyes.





Then post it here.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
09/26/2005 07:44 PM

There has never been even one snicker at this place in Myrtle Beach, SC. And yes the place has been around since the world meant "happy".



This is an old children's book that has recently been reprinted for kids today to sOgden Nash at.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/26/2005 09:47 PM

Wash.

Hands.

After.

Special alone time.



I'm supposed to be alone?



Uh oh.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/26/2005 09:50 PM

It's like a Tupperware party for fun people.



It's a Frosterware party!

Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,175 34
09/26/2005 09:53 PM

It's like a Tupperware party for fun people.



A lot like it, actually.



Don't forget to 'burp' your equipment, to ensure a good seal.

Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/26/2005 09:57 PM

Don't forget to 'burp' your equipment, to ensure a good seal.







TTJ doesn't have to worry about "burping" her equipment, because it never stays closed long enough for the seal to do any good.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/27/2005 08:54 AM

Silly. I'm a married woman now. I never have to open my equipment again.



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