Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 06:50 PM

Just ask her for the legal ramifications of setting up a Lay-Z-Boy outside of her bedroom window.

Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/26/2005 06:51 PM

Just say what's in your heart.



"I want to wear your skin as a skirt."



She'll understand.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 06:52 PM

If you really want to meet her...just ride you bike into her car.



You have been practicing.

Miracles - Fired From Vlaccid 22,430 0
09/26/2005 06:53 PM

Too creepy. Don't do it.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/26/2005 06:53 PM

Just tell her the truth: "You were hot when you were in kindergarten. Do you have a young daughter of similar hotness, per chance?"

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/26/2005 06:54 PM

Ok, join the dork club. I met up with my first boyfriend about 3 years ago. I had no interest in dating him now, but it was cool to talk to him.



And he's Frost-ing HOT, so that was a bonus.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2005 06:54 PM

Too creepy. Don't do it.







I'll be right back....gotta go check my kettle.

Miracles - Fired From Vlaccid 22,430 0
09/26/2005 06:57 PM

I'll be right back....gotta go check my kettle.



I've never searched for someone from Kindergarten to contact them.



I'm just saying I think it might weird her out.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 06:58 PM

Tell your wife about it first.



Then call her and ask if she's a divorce lawyer.

Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/26/2005 06:59 PM

I agree with the Carroll, Chris.



She would finally figure out who you are (either on her own, Or more creepily, by you saying it) and she'll either hang up immediately, or string you along and then tell EVERYONE she knows about the whole ordeal for the next few weeks.





Creep.

Creepity.

Creep.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 07:01 PM

If you do, I am sure dropping Trixxie's name will give you tons of "cred" in the cell block.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/26/2005 07:08 PM

Alright. What we've figured out here is that the answer is "No. You will seem like a stalker."



So the obvious approach is to actually stalk her.



Learn her schedule, what she likes to eat, her shoe size, anything and everything. Then "accidentally" collide with her in the street right before she takes lunch. Say "Oh my god! Is that you, (insert name)? Blah blah blah blah blah."



Then invite her to lunch at her favorite type of restaurant.



Then tie her up in your basement, making her wear the shoes you bought her.



Profit.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 07:09 PM

Don't for get a ball peen hammer.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/26/2005 07:09 PM

I just creeped myself out.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2005 07:15 PM

You creeped you out?!



How do you think the rest of us feel?



...

If you think 'aroused' then you're spot on.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 07:16 PM

I love the leprechaun's funny talk.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
09/26/2005 07:18 PM

One of the first crushes I had was during the year I spent in Texas as a child.



When I look at that year's class picture, I realize that her friend was actually a lot prettier. Not only that, but her friend was the one who taught me my first words of English, such as the names of every single colour in the box of Crayolas, so she must have been totally into me...



An Internet lookup did not return any results, but since she had the same first name as Lammie, who's also in Texas, I pretend they're the same person and plan to stalk Lammie instead.

Miracles - Fired From Vlaccid 22,430 0
09/26/2005 07:19 PM

I agree with the Carroll, Chris.



Thanks for this, Hat. I was very easily able to discern between you and Zolton. I guess this icon thing will work.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2005 07:20 PM

<action> tips top hat* </action>

Top O' the marnin' to ya.





*I really did tip my top hat. It's not made of green velvet though.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 07:22 PM

What's a wee lass like yourself doin' in a horrid place like this?

Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
09/26/2005 07:22 PM

I agree with the Carroll, Chris.



I was very easily able to discern between you and Zolton.



Right, because I would naturally refer to him as 'CG'. Easy, see?

Miracles - Fired From Vlaccid 22,430 0
09/26/2005 07:23 PM

Ummm, yeah. Right, Zolton. That is what I was talking about.



On the same page, right on.



(thumbs up)

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2005 07:25 PM

What's a wee lass like yourself doin' in a horrid place like this?



I took a wrong turn at fluffycutethingsforgirls.com.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/26/2005 07:27 PM

You and Ollie are on another board together?





Interesting.

Kelc 1,019 7
09/26/2005 07:54 PM

You should call her... "hey...remember when we used to play doctor? ...Yeah...You want to get together for another round?"

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
09/26/2005 09:33 PM

<action>doesn't read thread</action>



Can I do this, WITHOUT being a stalker?



Can you? Sure. But why would you want to?

Captain Dan, Morgenmuffel 44,452 11
09/26/2005 09:34 PM

I remember my first crush. We were both six years old at the time (I think), which was cool because her fuzzy childhood memories will not stand up in a courtroom.



Anyway, getting back to your question, I probably wouldn't call the woman unless she has a rare but sexy Non-Aging disease.

Declan McManus, anxiety prone bear. 131,887 36
09/26/2005 09:38 PM

Jenny D. My first "woman friend." 1965-6.



Her mom liked me because I was "polite and friendly."



Last I heard, Jenny was an artist/jewelry designer in New Mexico, and no, I haven't seen her since around 1973.



Some things are better left as they were, I think.

Kelc 1,019 7
09/26/2005 09:42 PM

I remember my first crush well...apparently my parents banned me from ever seeing him again. A real Romeo and Juliet romance. Except I didn't die. I didn't have the heart to tell him I was just drinking kool-aid. I mean, he'd already plunged the dagger into his heart and everything.

supergrover 4,517 9
09/26/2005 09:42 PM

Some things are better left as they were, I think



Like her repressed memories.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/26/2005 10:20 PM

All my crushes were on my 24 year old art teachers in Elementary school. I don't think I can help you much. But 500yrd restraining orders are not as far as you think with the right kind of binoculars.

I am Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2005 11:04 PM

If you were boyfriend/girlfriend during kindergarten and first grade (even if it was only part of either year), that is a long time in kid years.



People google people from their past all the time. Very rarely do you actually find someone. Just drop her an e-mail and say hi. You'll probably exchange pleasantries, and then the e-mails will eventually peter off until you two have forgotten each other again.



I'd be flattered if it were me, but then I was a complete loser and would be thrilled by the idea that someone saw my name and thought something other than "huh?"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/26/2005 11:13 PM

Which one are you again?

I am Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2005 11:39 PM

Jan

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/26/2005 11:54 PM

Her name was Crystal. It was first grade and we made out every chance we got. At school, on the bus before I got off at my stop, on the playground.



I moved after that year, so it didn't last. We didn't really break up, and I never told her I was leaving. I hope she moved on.



But the next serious girlfriend I had wasn't until seventh grade. First to seventh was five years for me. I ended up marrying her.

Millie 116,988 28
09/26/2005 11:59 PM

Anyway, getting back to your question, I probably wouldn't call the woman unless she has a rare but sexy Non-Aging disease.



Yeah--I'm sure once she saw him and how well he's aged, she'd feel bad if she didn't look totally hot herself.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/27/2005 12:21 AM

Nothyn, if you weren't such a Frosttwit you wouldn't have to ask. Also, I would gouge out my eyeballs and scrub my brain with lava before I IMed with you.



Piss off, you bloody wanker.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
09/27/2005 04:08 AM

Did you mention if she was going by her maiden name still or if she too had stepped off the cliff and was most likely unhappily married as well ?





I think that due to the internet, and places like Classmates.com, Reunion.com, and chicksineverFrosted.com, more and more people are doing exactly what you did CG. I know when I first got online, I didn't go entering the names of too many old buddies, until I exhausted every chick I ever had a fantasy about in my youth.



We all have contacted a chick with less admirable intentions in mind, and I assure you that everyone that has logged on to the internet before, has plugged in the name of someone they wish they had plugged in real life. She would most likely be flattered as hell, and you are lucky to have the chance to do it.







It actually all works itself out in the long run regardless of how you handle it though. If you don't have the stones to act on a once in a lifetime opportunity like this, then you are just another big Poe that didn't make the call, and no one ever reads about those guys.



She would no doubt remember you as the kid that even at such a young age......... stood out some, and it would most likely crush her to see you lost your spine somewhere along the way.





* The exception to all this being if you somehow remember her mom as having a big huge ass or something.

the shadow 58 7
09/27/2005 04:49 AM

What would you do if a middle aged man told you that he used to get the hots for you when you were two years old?

Cruz, all that never was 9,993 12
09/27/2005 06:53 AM

Going to school in London was like getting educated in a refugee camp, we had so many different nationalities we could andswer the attendance sheet in about 25 different languages if we wanted to.



I remember this one indian girl whose name was Bansi, she was from that religion where the women wear bindi's, so I reckon even if I had pulled my best Apu impression her father would still have made her marry her cousin.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/27/2005 08:47 AM

uh, Chris... use your CAREER as your bait. Tell her it's a bit for the radio.





and let me know if it doesn't work out.





















and stuff

Jade - Erotic Topless Dancing Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/27/2005 08:51 AM

My first boyfriend was in the newspaper the other day. We went out when we were about six. He's eighteen now.



Imagine how I felt when I learnt that he is a paedophile. I was totally shellshocked, because he never seemed like that kind of guy.

Jack Chickens 286,539 61
09/27/2005 08:58 AM

I met mine once. Her name was Marie K., she was my next door neighbor and our parents played bridge together even after we moved cross town. We played together and napped together, even went to bed together while the rents played bridge in our little jammies. We actully played a little doctor. She's featured in a lot of our home movies.



Later, I moved a state away and we lost touch. Then during a frat party in college, I suddenly hear my name. I turn around and see no one. Then I looked down. She's about 4' nuthin. She threw her arms around my knees like we had been lost to each other in the great storm of '68.



I met her once more for lunch in the college cafeteria then I've successfully avoided her we lost touch again.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/27/2005 09:00 AM

Oh , and I am going against the majority. I say freaking go for it.

OOOOH...I'm a minority. I feel so opressed.

Jack Chickens 286,539 61
09/27/2005 09:00 AM

But no Chris, don't listen to Miracles for advice. Come on man.



Shoot her an email. What could it hurt?



Showing up on her doorstep and saying, "Hi, I'm Chris Garrett and I've been in love with you since kindergarden." would be creepy. Shooting an email to someone and telling them you googled them up on a lark isn't creepy.

Tingles...Conservative Emerson.. 2,134 8
09/27/2005 09:03 AM

Take it easy Woogey!

Jack Chickens 286,539 61
09/27/2005 09:10 AM

I'm wit ye, Jilly.

Jack Chickens 286,539 61
09/27/2005 09:11 AM

Feel thouself not oppressed for we are legion.

Ditdah, Vlaccid Roadie & Hottie Spotter 123,110 14
09/27/2005 09:13 AM

I told him that if he was trying to 'hook up' with her NOT to contact her - that's just too strange. But if he wants to just say 'hi,' that an email wouldn't hurt. That is, as long as he can tell her how he found her name. If that story alone is going to land him in jail, then maybe not.



So I agree with Jilly and Chickens? Heaven help me.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/27/2005 09:14 AM

Then I shall click ye, Thou art my homey.

Jilly 24,693 8
09/27/2005 10:16 AM

So I agree with Jilly and Chickens? Heaven help me.



Heaven did help you. We both are very intellectually stimulating.

Millie 116,988 28
09/27/2005 01:12 PM

I agree that it isn't too creepy to e-mail her. But don't tell her you were looking for her name--just say you came across it somehow and wondered if she was the same person.



About ten years ago, I got a phone message from a guy who wanted to know if I was his old college roommate's sister. It seems that he roomed with a guy named Nick Milliken who had a sister Becky.



I called back the number he left, because he wasn't trying to stalk me (I don't think) but was just trying to locate his old roommate.



I ended up talking to his wife, who didn't seem too thrilled that he had called some strange woman.



(I do have a sister named Nicki, but she's always been a girl.)

Millie 116,988 28
09/27/2005 01:13 PM

Also, I am often contacted by people from my past (some I'd rather not be) because I never changed my name when I married.



A lot of women don't these days, you know.

Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/06/2005 06:26 PM

Hahaha oh man, this brings up memories.



I saw one recently. I was howling my way through the city on my way to a boat callout when I was stuck next to her and her dad. I was driving like a maniac and her dad gave me the finger.

datallazn 202 8
11/06/2005 07:11 PM

only if shes still hot

MaddMatt - Now with Enhanced Improbability Drives 15,437 9
11/06/2005 07:41 PM

I remember her well;



She had the most intense green eyes in the first grade, her demurr expression and her flaxen hair made me think that this was what an angel should look like in real life, and I couldn't figure out how she hid her wings. When she asked me to hold her books when I walked her home, our hands brushed for a fraction of a second, and my heart literally "skipped a beat".





I'm sorry, what was the question?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/07/2005 12:23 AM

I've actually had a couple of old girlfriends look me up. You join classmates and it becomes fairly simple for them to find you.



There was this one girl, though, Lisa. She lived in the neighborhood, but didn't go to my school (I went to Catholic school). I used to deliver the newspaper to her house, and then hang around there like a lost puppy. She moved to Florida when I was in about 9th or 10th grade.



I was talking to another old friend and her name came up, so I decided to do a little searching and see what I could come up with.



Scroll to the last little article on this page. The good news is that she lives in Amherst, Mass, near one of my sisters (and FrogPop!) and only a few hours drive away. The bad news...

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 12:26 AM

Damn. That's gotta' hurt, Whistler...

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 12:46 AM

Hmmm...

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/07/2005 05:44 AM

Yeah. She didn't age very well. You should have seen her when she was 15 and liked boys.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,539 61
11/07/2005 06:03 AM

feminine boys