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Celebrities I dislike
A comedy conversation by Karen Walker 86,640 14
09/27/2005 08:28 AM 1606 views

Zach Braff and Kimberley Stewart, in no particular order.

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Celebrities I dislike

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Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294141
Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
09/27/2005 08:30 AM

Who?

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294142
Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,287 14
09/27/2005 08:31 AM

I don't like any of 'em. They can all choke to death.

 

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The Fabulous Trixxie 65,014 14
09/27/2005 08:32 AM

How can anyone not like Zach Braff? He's adorable.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294145
Karen Walker 86,640 14
09/27/2005 08:34 AM

Wait, I've rethunk it.... I dislike Kimberley Stewart more than Zach Braff. Even though he has an inside out face.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294146
Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 87,649 31
09/27/2005 08:36 AM

I hate all celebs, becasause they won't sleep with me.



Show me a celebrity who'll slip me some tongue, and I'll show you someone who wasn't really Martha Dumptruck in Heathers. No matter how much I wanted to believe her.

 

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Jilly 24,690 8
09/27/2005 08:36 AM

Zach Braff??!! He's awesome. Have you seen Garden State?



this is who I dislike: Lindsay

Ho-han, Nicolette Sheridan, Jay Leno.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294148
Bankey 70,843 10
09/27/2005 08:41 AM

How can you dislike a top shelf debutant like Kimberly Stewart? Clearly you missed the last joke she pulled out for her 'Stuff' magazine interview:



"What has three legs and lives on a farm?



Paul McCartney and his wife!"



That broad is just drippin' with class; it practically oozes out from between her legs.

 

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Jilly 24,690 8
09/27/2005 08:44 AM

debutant ?

I'd hardly call her that. She's more of a Tara Reid type. And that face! It's so long. Remember that McDonald's campaign when they had that guy with a Crescent moon for a head and he sang "It's Mac Tonight?"

That's who she reminds me of.





I'm old.

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294150
Bankey 70,843 10
09/27/2005 08:47 AM

This may come as a bit of a shock, but I didn't mean it when I called her 'top shelf' either.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294154
Jilly 24,690 8
09/27/2005 08:56 AM

Well... you could be a top shelf slut, or a top shelf hag,

isn't that ironic?

dontcha think?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294186
PuggyD 48,295 12
09/27/2005 09:35 AM

Okay, time for a lunch room poll.



If you could hateFrost any celebrity, who and why?

 

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La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/27/2005 09:37 AM

I don't hate anyone. In fact, I think it's wrong to hate. Hate is what is destroying this world. As cheesy at it sounds, love will save the world. Love will make you happy. Love will make you glad you're alive. Hate will just lower the quality of your life.

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294189
La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/27/2005 09:38 AM

Did I mention that I have a cold, and I have so much medication in me that I can't feel my face or my feet?

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294191
Jack Chickens 282,028 58
09/27/2005 09:40 AM

Barbara. Streisand.



What the Frost were my parents thinking?

 

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PuggyD 48,295 12
09/27/2005 09:41 AM

TTJ, we should talk later. Right now I have to go to class, though.



And I would hateFrost the hell out of Ben Affleck. "'Paycheck'? You were in mother-Frosting 'Paycheck'???"

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294193
Jack Chickens 282,028 58
09/27/2005 09:42 AM

Paris. Hilton. Someone please slap that bitch hard enough to wipe that plastic surgeon smirk off her vaccid skinny twit face.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294195
Jilly 24,690 8
09/27/2005 09:47 AM

Jack,

Please explain how you got into my brain today.

Regards,

Jilly

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294198
Tingles...Conservative Emerson.. 2,134 8
09/27/2005 09:51 AM

This hippo!

 

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Karen Walker 86,640 14
09/27/2005 09:54 AM

I said dislike, not hate.

 

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La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/27/2005 09:57 AM

I dislike Joe from Blue's Clues. I want to shove a red hot poker up his nose.



Shut up. I haven't found a job yet, so I spend my days with a 4 year old.

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294205
Jack Chickens 282,028 58
09/27/2005 09:58 AM

Al. Franken. Yes your career was in the dumps. You were a side character on SNL during the Shakespearety years. Yes your only real claim to fame was that you don't like Rush Limbaugh. You and a zillion other people. Can you make a real life doing that?

 

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La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/27/2005 09:59 AM

Oh, and Puggy-



I'll be on later, so drop me a line when you get in. I may be invisible because I try to hide from most of these other GAB Frosters.

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294207
Jack Chickens 282,028 58
09/27/2005 10:00 AM

Jim and Tammy Faye. I hope God bitch slaps you both for making every other believer on earth look like scum sucking bottom feeders.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294215
Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/27/2005 10:09 AM

I'd have to say the entire cast of Stargate: SG-1. Personally I liked the movie and when the series first began airing I found it enjoyable in a sci-fi/technogeek way. Then the cast decided that since they act in the show, they should have creative control over the show. The series has gone down the Shakespeareter faster than <insert baby flushing joke here>. Of all things that irks me the most is giving this character, Teal'C (Tee-Uhlk not Teel Cee) hair after years of having baldness as part of his schtick.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294272
Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 87,649 31
09/27/2005 10:57 AM

Wait, TLC was on Stargate? Wow, it really has gone down the Shakespeareter.



'Colonel O'Neil, we need SG-1 to investigate a booty call on Omega Psi-Alpha. Godspeed.'

 

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dropkick brody 43,075 12
09/27/2005 12:23 PM

I like Zack Braff. Though it took me about 5 minutes to remember who he was.



Oh, you so would.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294369
The Fabulous Trixxie 65,014 14
09/27/2005 12:37 PM

Leonel Richie - He looks like a horse and I never dug his music thought he was way over rated.



Kenny Rogers, He looks like a badger crossed with a trucker and I """



Barbara Streisand, there I a flaming gay liberal said it, take my card away. Yes she has a fabulous voice but that pretentious bitch need to get the Frost off that horse.



Pauley Shore, dude he is Frost-ing Pauley Shore.



Any Cast Member of Friends, they were on friends



Celebrities you can't help but like:



Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Renolds

 

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Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 8
09/27/2005 12:41 PM

Man,

Zack Braff, I think Garden State is probably the best movie ever.



Kimberly Stewart, just a Paris Hilton clone.



Celebrity I do hate, Jennifer Lopez, not only is she not Puerto Rican, every time she screams "BORICUA" I want to kill myself. I don't think she's ever been here. God, she's the queen bee of posers

 

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La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/27/2005 01:09 PM



Pauley Shore, dude he is Frost-ing Pauley Shore.




I have no problem at all admitting that I like Pauly Shore. It's not like the people here could respect me any less than they do already.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294857
OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
09/27/2005 06:34 PM

Carrot mother-Frosting Top



I'd love to take a 1-800-CALL-ATT phone booth and shove it up his no talent ass

 

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PeeWee 4,624 8
09/27/2005 06:35 PM

I enjoy myself some Pauly Shore myself Jane.



He's just misunderstood.

 

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Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 8
09/27/2005 06:50 PM

So is my penis, but Hey!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294899
Millie 116,854 28
09/27/2005 07:13 PM

I wrote about this once, about a year ago:



...just flipping up and down the channels, I saw the following people/actors/celebrities who irritate me--some with good reason, others without:



Marilu Henner



Pat Buchanan



Kate Beckinsdale



Roy Scheider



All the women on The View



Usher



Marth Plimpton



Ian Zeirling (I don't know if that's his correct name--from that Beverly Hills show. I especially hate that he pronounces his name "eye-an".)



Shelly Long



Cameron Diaz (and Justin Timberlake)



The woman on What Not to Wear (American version)



Joyce DeWitt (although it was hard to tear myself away from that episode of Three's Company)




That day, I ended up watching an interview with Barney Frank. (Shut up--I like him!)



I am a very intolerant person. The list of people in the public eye who I can't stand is too long. Much too long.

 

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Miracles 22,430 0
09/27/2005 07:17 PM

I hate, HATE, HATE...



Gloria Estefan

Patrick Swayze

Whoopi Goldberg

Rosie O'Donnell



They are the top of my 'Celebrities I Wish Were Dead' list.

 

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Millie 116,854 28
09/27/2005 07:20 PM

Nathyn, I'm looking at you right now, aren't I?

 

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Millie 116,854 28
09/27/2005 07:21 PM

Oh, wait, my picture isn't there, anymore, is it?



So, whose picture is looking at you now?

 

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Millie 116,854 28
09/27/2005 07:30 PM

Nathyn, you lie. I just did an image search of Millie, and I did not find my picture.



But I did find out that there are a lot of animals with the name Millie. My two favorites were a pony and a pot-bellied pig.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1294982
La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/27/2005 09:10 PM

PeeWee

9/27/2005 5:35 pm[RjCyYXsdRajYD7YnqDdCKg]



I enjoy myself some Pauly Shore myself Jane.



He's just misunderstood.








Anyone else find it odd that the person who agreed with ME about a Shakespearety actor is PeeWee?

Excuse me while I go re-arrange my Paul Reubens pins and T-shirts.

 

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Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 87,649 31
09/27/2005 09:17 PM

The secret word is 'pedophile'.



'Mekka lekka hi, mek--' Oh, Frost it.

 

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Declan McManus, anxiety prone bear. 130,657 34
09/27/2005 09:32 PM

Alexis Bledel





Barbara, Barbara, and Jenna Bush.



Larry King



Pat Robertson



John Rosemond



Mick Hucknall



Gavin Rossdale



That weird guy with the horrid hair in the Office Depot ads



The "can you hear me now" guy in the celly ads.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
09/28/2005 12:58 AM

I dislike Joe from Blue's Clues. I want to shove a red hot poker up his nose.



Shut up. I haven't found a job yet, so I spend my days with a 4 year old.




i bet ollie's jealous.

 

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Frogpop 173,113 25
09/28/2005 02:16 AM

I dislike when internet celebreties like Daggy submit a new picture for the photo album but don't tell me about it.. like Daggy.

 

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Jilly 24,690 8
09/28/2005 08:49 AM

I thought of this one last night when I saw the preview for her new show. "The Ghost Whisperer" (how Frost-ing original)

Jennifer Love Hewwit.

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww