Free Condoms!
A comedy conversation
by Just Llama  7,194  10
09/28/2005 07:14 PM 436 views
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Yale has free condoms everywhere, and dental dams, lubricant, diaphragms, the morning after pill, and more are all available upon request, also for free. Because my parents are shelling out an exhorbitant amount of money for tuition, I feel I should take advantage of all the free stuff I get for forty grand a year.
SO, I will mail a Yale condom (really just a regular condom, but if you'd like I'll draw a little picture on it or something) to the first dozen or so people (until I run out of stamps) who email me their addresses, provided that recipients, in turn, promise to send me a letter or a postcard or something, because I'm tired of going all the way down to the post office, only to find junk mail.
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Dr. Van Nostren 157  7
09/28/2005 07:20 PM
Staple a nice note to it.
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suhypa 5,547 9
09/28/2005 07:21 PM
Should we send you the pictures too?
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Just Llama 7,194 10
09/28/2005 07:22 PM
Does anyone know if 37 cents is enough postage? I'd hate to have them returned to sender...
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The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
09/28/2005 07:25 PM
The condoms you will be sending out, are they new or used?
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Hilarious
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HighSoci 30,109 18
09/28/2005 07:35 PM
Don't you realize that the condoms were actually supplied by Harvard so they can stop the stupid gene before it starts?
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PeeWee 4,624 8
09/28/2005 07:36 PM
so they can stop the stupid gene before it starts?
Too bad your parole officer didn't think of it first.
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Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
09/28/2005 07:37 PM
Just make sure you send 'em in an envelope, rather than FedEx'ing them.
Nobody wants a condom that's already been stuffed into a box.
What? Fine. Prove me wrong!
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HighSoci 30,109 18
09/28/2005 07:46 PM
Too bad your parole officer didn't think of it first.
Hey penis wrinkle... learn a little something about someone before you post please.
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dinesh 24,862 16
09/28/2005 08:45 PM
haha, yale. :p
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Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/28/2005 09:38 PM
I'm thinking about starting some sort of GAB penpal/gift buddy thing, like Secret Santa, except all year. I'm also tired of opening up my PO Box every day and finding a letter for my roommate and a cat food coupon for me. I don't even like cat food!
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Hilarious
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Lila Is Happy Since Fall Is Finally Here! 78,555 13
09/29/2005 05:26 AM
I think we should clue Rory in on all this.
Maybe it will inspire her to re-enroll.
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Just Llama 7,194 10
10/12/2005 08:42 PM
Envelopes are addressed and stamped and stuffed and ready to mail tomorrow. Yipee!
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KANE 5 7
10/12/2005 09:13 PM
Do you have magnum?
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