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Are you hot like me? Post your picture to Hot or Not, let it simmer for a while (I think they only let your pic get rated for 30 days), then the highest scoring male and female will be forever known as GAB'S HOTTEST. Special prizes for lowest scores, as well.
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.6
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.5
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Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724  12
09/29/2005 12:02 AM
They reject every picture I send them.
You think I'm lying, but they really do.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.8
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newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 12:03 AM
Why, it's so crazy, it just might work! I'M IN!
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Hilarious
17 votes
4.7
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newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 12:06 AM
Also, if you want a link, maybe I'll supply one. Check out my Detroit Red Wings hockey cards! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 12:06 AM
Sweet. When your pic gets posted, post a link here.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 12:13 AM
Newwave, you are now my favoritist Gabber. You deserve a 10 for your audacity. And since you love the same sports team as the hottest guy on earth, you deserve a 10 for that as well.
Dammit, it doesn't go up to 20.
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 12:18 AM
Newwave - that pic is a gem.
I especially love that rag doll thing hanging in the background.
That will help you get high scores with the 'young' ladies.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.7
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newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 12:18 AM
That was the same picture used by Uncle Ben in their failed attempt to appeal to the sports crowd by including free Detroit Red Wings cards in every box. Either that or I'm lying, but try to come up with a real reason I had that picture already lying around.
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Chuckleworthy
7 votes
2.9
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 12:19 AM
Chi Chi is flaming hot even if he is trying to be goofy.
10.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.4
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 12:22 AM
All I know is every time I look at newwave's pic, I crack up. He wins the challenge.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 12:22 AM
This isn't even going to be a fair contest, because I just gave another 10. All the other voters will be like "Who gave this guy a 10?"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 12:22 AM
<action>blows into Neep's ear, whispers sweet nothings, e.g. "I'd totally do a threesome with you and Janeway"</action>
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.7
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 12:23 AM
Hahah, this is going exactly as I had hoped it would!
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0.0
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Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 12:34 AM
If they accept it. Like I said, I think they think I'm just far to ugly, even for the internet.
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0.0
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 12:35 AM
They accepted it. Now you have to join the club.
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Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/29/2005 12:40 AM
What if we already have a HotorNot account? My rating is a 6.8, although I think I can do better than that. Lemme post it.
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Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 12:41 AM
I think we should create a new one so that no-one *ahemchichiahem gets a headstart.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/29/2005 12:44 AM
Fuuuuuuck. I'm high, I have an excuse..
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Funny
6 votes
3.8
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 12:45 AM
You do have beautiful eyes, Tabby.
But for girls to score high points you have to show some cleavage.
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0.0
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Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
09/29/2005 12:52 AM
Hehe, Jaggy's frail old cat was sitting on my lap. Then my big half muscel/half fat tank of a cat took a flying leap and landed on top of him.
Bye bye putty tat.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
09/29/2005 12:56 AM
I think he should be in our group.
He looks really fagimorfied.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.4
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Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 12:57 AM
Look! Over there! I'm distracted during a self-portrait!
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 01:02 AM
I can't believe I Frost-ing did this. Damn you newwave and your inspirational self!
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0.0
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 01:03 AM
Can I post a pic from when I was seventeen? It's the only one I have lying around right now. You don't actually have to answer that. I'm going to do it anyways.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Dianada 57,835 108
09/29/2005 01:09 AM
Man, there's some stiff competition from the ladies, I see. Raow.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 01:09 AM
Oh Shakespeare, Dan - that tongue!
I think I may be in love.
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
09/29/2005 01:11 AM
You have no idea how stiff it is.
*winks*
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 01:12 AM
I fully expect to win the award for whitest white girl. You bitches are going down.
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Funny
6 votes
3.7
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 01:13 AM
You may win for the best fro, Straw.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 01:19 AM
That's me. Whitest white girl with the biggest fro.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 01:24 AM
You know you wanna hit that.
Excuse me, now I have to go cry and masturbate.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 01:25 AM
That face looks vaguely familiar...<action>posts from a chloroform-induced stupor</action>
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Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/29/2005 01:26 AM
Chloroform? What kind of weed is that?
</stoner>
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0.0
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Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/29/2005 01:30 AM
Thank you!
My stomach hurts, I've been eating too much, I finished off a pack of mini Milanos.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
09/29/2005 01:31 AM
<action>does it herself, cleans up, smokes a cigarette</action>
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 01:31 AM
Newwave, I think you need to eat some more of this candy. I call it, tuinal.
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newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 01:33 AM
How many times have I told you I'll do you willingly, with or withoua9ju8 zj09234 zzzzzzzzzggK
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 01:39 AM
*sob* Tabby is gonna get prettiest *and* whitest white girl. Its sooo not fair. How does someone live in Texas and be that white?
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4 votes
3.0
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 02:07 AM
Hissss, the sun. It burns, it burns!
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 02:08 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. That's how I'm so pale.
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Dianada 57,835 108
09/29/2005 02:32 AM
How is it, after 31 votes, I'm only a 4.4? I demand a recount!
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Dianada 57,835 108
09/29/2005 02:33 AM
I guess I should show my boobs if I want more votes. Is this how I am to go through life, flashing people for acceptance?
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 02:34 AM
McRib, you need to add your face to the Board of Draob as linked by Chi Chi.
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Karen Walker 86,705 14
09/29/2005 02:50 AM
Can somebody put my picture in there? I would, but I'm pretty sure it would involve thinking and stuff.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 02:55 AM
I am sure I will scare more people then turn them on.
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 02:56 AM
Which one?
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 02:57 AM
The question was for Daggy. Silly me for thinking that there would be no other posts besides mine.
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Karen Walker 86,705 14
09/29/2005 02:59 AM
The one on the left.
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Side-splitting
5 votes
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 03:02 AM
Here you go. Your username is Daggylass and your password is: (psst, come closer. its the word in your name that rhymes with talker)
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3 votes
3.3
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 03:19 AM
SR it would have been much funnier if you'd posted that pic with the single tear rolling down your cheek. Most people wouldn't uderstand it, but we would. Dammit, we would.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 03:25 AM
Actually it's a joke started by God knows who about SR's red skin heritage. It has to do with him being Native American and crying over the misuse of American land and the abuse of those with Native American heritage. Or maybe not. That's what it was by the time I got here almost a year ago.
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supergrover 4,517 9
09/29/2005 03:29 AM
That could be where the joke started from. Let's compromise: You're right, and I'm drunk and high.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Karen Walker 86,705 14
09/29/2005 03:40 AM
Cool! Let me know when I can collect my prize!
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1 votes
3.0
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 03:41 AM
The joke started from a enviromental commercial featuring a crying Indian over the misuse of land. It was parodied on the Simpsons, among many other places.
Jesus, I'm not even old and I know that.
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2 votes
3.5
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 03:41 AM
It was on the Simpsons, but the Simpsons got it from a commercial in the 70s. A Native American is walking around, looking at the rape of the land. At the end of the commercial, you see a tear glistening on his cheek.
The commercial was for tampons.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 03:44 AM
<action>glares at Senior, a tear glistening on her cheek.</action>
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.8
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 03:45 AM
<action>licks the sweet, sweet tears of an internet stranger. Gets afro in his teeth.</action>
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.8
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 03:46 AM
I think I will put this up next
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Max Planck 18,881 12
09/29/2005 04:37 AM
Woo! Check me out!
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/29/2005 05:02 AM
Ok, mine's up.
I put up one from last time I was home on leave, though, because me without a goatee just isn't the real me.
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Jaggy 11,895 13
09/29/2005 05:16 AM
My currest photo has a 9.3, but it's of Simone Lahbib. The moderators don't recognise UK celebrities.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 08:49 AM
Fuuuuuuck. I'm high, I have an excuse..
For what???? Did you burn yourself with that doobie, girl - Because you are smokin!
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 08:53 AM
Chich - can I have your babies?
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 08:54 AM
Oh...and Queen CB has to be our "nanny".
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.9
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 08:54 AM
Meh.
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 09:00 AM
I mean I
and I meant YOU Queen.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 09:02 AM
I'm on the bored!
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2 votes
3.0
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 09:04 AM
Jilly honey, you are confusing me. My name is Chance, just happens to be Queen Chance while sporting the crown. Everyone knows Trixxie is the real Queen.
Oh and for the right price, I might be able to get you a pair off Chi Chis boxers.
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 09:06 AM
Dirty or clean?
I prefer choice one.
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
09/29/2005 09:09 AM
Pick me! Pick me!
I'm ever so kute n' kuddly!
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3 votes
4.3
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/29/2005 09:09 AM
Jesus christ, I can't find one damn picture of me that doesn't have my bastard kid in it.
Too bad HotorNot wasn't filled with nothing but Ollies and Chickens.
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10 votes
5.0
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/29/2005 09:15 AM
Ok, I have to play dirty.
Hurry up and rate it a ten before the moderator takes it down.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 09:27 AM
Hey, you need to put yourself in Chi Chi's album of special people, if you haven't already done so.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 09:30 AM
And who the heck is shimmeringg? We'll have no ringers in this contest. Tabby doesn't count. No one can deny her hotness, or her GABness.
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3 votes
4.7
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/29/2005 09:33 AM
This is pointless because nobody will ever be able to beat Fratberry's picture.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 09:43 AM
okay... I'm in like ben
chichi - will you be my boyfriend?
yes__ no__ maybe__
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 09:49 AM
uhhhhhhh
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 09:53 AM
short on meds.
sorry.
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 10:04 AM
well then dont lick my picture.
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2 votes
3.0
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/29/2005 10:05 AM
Stop GABbing and answer my email, Carroll.
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3 votes
4.0
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
09/29/2005 10:11 AM
Sexy, sexy.
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1 votes
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Karen Walker 86,705 14
09/29/2005 10:38 AM
Am I hot yet? Can somebody check?
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 10:39 AM
Many thankee to Phuc fo pitcha.
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 10:41 AM
I still don't have any votes. I'm not that hideous. I know because my mommy tells me so.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Masahiro Duh - Turkey-Slaying Samurai 24,152 8
09/29/2005 10:45 AM
Yes Erika, and I cracked the camera lens because I'm so good looking.
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Side-splitting
6 votes
5.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/29/2005 11:52 AM
Your expression looks like you're squatting over a log (or many) in the woods somewhere, But on top of the smell, there's also some sort of woodland creature currently sniffing at your left cheek.
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1 votes
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/29/2005 12:00 PM
Here's mine. It's the only picture I have saved on my computer here at work. Maybe I'll find a funnier one when I get home and set up my computer, probably not though.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 12:03 PM
They took my picture down? Something about looking to much like a model/celeberty? This is so Frost-ing white elietest! They are saying all Native Americans look alike! Frosters.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 12:09 PM
Goddamn, this thread is taking too long to read because I have to keep clicking links and giving everyone a ten!
You're all so cute! (And HOT!)
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5 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 12:13 PM
Rate me.
And I said raTe, thank you.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 12:15 PM
Today T=P
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suhypa 5,547 9
09/29/2005 12:19 PM
Can I play?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 12:20 PM
Is that kind of a Carrottop/Kurt Cobain look?
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 12:21 PM
WHo is shimmeringg? Theyre trying way too hard.
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Duh - I'm Dead Sexy, Believe It Bitches! 24,152 8
09/29/2005 12:22 PM
Actually, it kinda looks like that mean, yellow-eyed kid from "A Christmas Story" who gets the crap beat out of him ...Well, if he went emo.
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HartmanTwins - Flaccid Member 10,131 10
09/29/2005 01:20 PM
I've been a steady 9 on Hot or Not for a while now.
That's proof enough that it's not accurate.
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Jilly 24,693 8
09/29/2005 01:27 PM
You know what I've been doing?
Giving 10's to all GABbers and fat people, and one's to all dudes who felt it necessary to go shirtless. I have Frosted that place up. hahahahaaaa. (evil laugh)
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turtle10 42,578 26
09/29/2005 01:32 PM
but only pussies wear a teal shirt under it!
Oh, suhypa I enjoyed your work in the movie Mask. What was it like working with Cher?
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Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/29/2005 01:34 PM
Judging by the angle, and the fact that her skirt is still down, I think it's safe to say that you weren't wearing any pink at that point.
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Armored - Blue Barracuda Left Hand Man 3,923 8
09/29/2005 01:36 PM
Judging by the angle, and the fact that her skirt is still down, I think it's safe to say that you weren't wearing any pink at that point.
That site wouldn't let me upload the picture from an hour later.
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 01:38 PM
I don't have any votes either Chance. I'll rate you if you rate me, ifyouknowwhatimean.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/29/2005 01:39 PM
19,500,000 photos submitted. I guess I'll be busy four six years voting.
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Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/29/2005 01:39 PM
To be honest, I dont think we can rate eachother now that we're in the same group.
I've tried to give out some ratings.
I think we need OTHER people to do it for us.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:00 PM
I rated everyone. Before I joined the group page.
I don't know how long it takes before the ratings show up.
Didn't anyone rate me?
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 02:02 PM
Everyone, Millie? Because I don't have anything higher than an eight.
You think I'm just an eight? Is that it? Huh?
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PrincessBritt: Topless Drummer of Vlaccid 4,730 9
09/29/2005 02:02 PM
I did, Millie. I thought I got almost everyone, but it doesn't show my votes on the board thingy.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:03 PM
I rated you a ten!
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 02:03 PM
Holy Shakespeare I'm an idiot. I just checked my profile, and I never clicked the little thing to make my picture up for public rating, hence why none of your ratings were showing up for me. You can now all go ahead and give me 10s.
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 02:04 PM
Shakespeare. I don't even have an eight. It hasn't showed up on the board yet, but my personalprofile says 6.9.
If I was in middle school, I would be giggling at that.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:04 PM
That was to SR. I didn't see Princess Britt. Are you on there?
Of course, I rated everyone I knew a ten. Because everyone is beautiful, in his/her own way.
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 02:06 PM
Nevermind. Wrong photo. My GAB photo has only one vote, and it's a 3.
The other one I have up is a 6.9.
Shut up, all of you. I just woke up.
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 02:07 PM
That was to SR.
You really know how to please a guy, don't ya, Millie?
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8 votes
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/29/2005 02:09 PM
Millie, you are beautiful in two special ways. Even though one of your special ways may be riddled with a horrifying cancer, and is now swollen and bruised, you are still beautiful.
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PrincessBritt: Topless Drummer of Vlaccid 4,730 9
09/29/2005 02:10 PM
No, I can't do the picture thing from work. If someone wanted to volunteer to take my picture off of GAB and put it on, I would love you forever.
But if that's not possible, I will just take out all my jealousy and put it into giving you guys tens.
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:20 PM
Oops, Freudian slip.
It was to you (but I did give SR a ten, too.)
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5 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:22 PM
Ollie, it doesn't have cancer.
But right now it hurts a little and my whole breast is green and purple.
Before anyone posts these responses:
NO--I will not prove it with a picture.
Yes--it will match my kitchen.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 02:23 PM
I sent them a nasty e-mail about racial profiling, and the put my pic back up
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/29/2005 02:24 PM
What a coincidence!
My breast is green and purple too!
AND I CAN PROVE IT!
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 02:25 PM
Oops, Freudian slip.
It was to you (but I did give SR a ten, too.)
Sweet, I am sinking into her subconscious. Excellent my plan is working!
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 02:27 PM
Did CG get tested for breast cancer too? Wait no that's not it. Oh wait, that's right, that parked van he collided with while trying to look up some passing girl's skirt.
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:28 PM
That's the only think you'll be sinking into.
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4 votes
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
09/29/2005 02:28 PM
Jesus, Chriss, Howzabout a NSFW?
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:28 PM
ThinG, even.
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 02:29 PM
Daggy, you are a solid 7 with 63 votes.
Erica and Chance - give it time, the stuff will show up.
And for those of you who haven't added your profile to the Board of Draob - Do It!
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3 votes
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 02:30 PM
Damn Chris, you'll do anything for a parody pic won't you?
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 02:31 PM
I posted my picture.
ELEPHANT MAN!
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/29/2005 02:32 PM
Hey Millie how about submitting your boobs right now to Rate my boobs, the deep bruising my go very well over with the sadists.
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 02:34 PM
Here
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 02:35 PM
My picture's up there from the one I had eons ago in my GAB profile. I think that's why there's so many votes on it. Anyhoo, here's mine.
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1 votes
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Sharribarri 14,124 11
09/29/2005 02:49 PM
Okay, I am wincing as I type this. I took this picture on my cell while stopped at a light, hence the lighting issue.
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:55 PM
Whoohoo! I just checked and I'm at 8.8! In the 87th percentile.
What's with all the sevens, though? People are harsh. I want all tens!
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turtle10 42,578 26
09/29/2005 02:57 PM
ummm mIllie, you sure look different in that last pic.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/29/2005 02:58 PM
Jeez...all the post and no one realized...
IT'S A TRAP.
Like I am going to let you guys see what I look like.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 02:59 PM
Huh? My bruised boob?
I wasn't about to submit that one.
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1 votes
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 02:59 PM
Try getting ones! I hate this game. IM TELLING MY MOMMY!
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 03:01 PM
Honey, I gave you a ten!
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 03:02 PM
Millie you linked to my pic for some reason. Your stalker skillz are showing. Kisses.
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/29/2005 03:03 PM
Hat, I was thinking the same thing.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 03:06 PM
I guess if you're logged in, the link is to your own picture.
How narcissistic!
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 03:08 PM
No, she linked to mine!
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2 votes
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
09/29/2005 03:08 PM
I don't know who's being serious or who is joking, but the pic that comes up for me is a wicked-hot chick.
The hell with rating her, I've got another 10 to give her.
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 03:09 PM
Thank you Millie, I gave you a 10 also. Im thinking some people hate me though- or a better possibilty is that theyre jealous of my obvious heart melting skills.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/29/2005 03:12 PM
OMG........... MR SIR is drinking on the Job
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 03:15 PM
Chance, are you sure you aren't having the same problem Erika did? She said something about her ability to be rated wasn't turned on.
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3 votes
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 03:16 PM
I'm still a 0. I've gotten over it though by telling myself that when people see my picture they feel that it would be a crime to defile me by giving me a lowly 10, and therefore click nothing and give me an infinity in their mind.
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4 votes
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
09/29/2005 03:18 PM
Erika, the problem is that everybody is voting you an "11", and the meager rating equipment at Hot or Not cannot process the information.
Erika is to HotorNot as Search is to GAB.
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 03:20 PM
And that is why you are #1 on my list Mr. Sir.
Not that I have a list, because they are super gay.
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 03:22 PM
Erika, they just aren't showing up yet. Did you click the link at the bottom of the "group" page?
That's how I found out my rating.
I gave you a ten, dammit!
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3 votes
4.7
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 03:24 PM
Unfortunately Straw it says people are rating me, rating me a Frost-ing 4.6. I have alot of ones.
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1 votes
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 03:25 PM
Yeah I checked my actual account page, and have 0 votes so far. I guess there's just a delay or something, but it claims to be in real time. Maybe this is just further proof that I am not a real person and rather am just a figment of CG's imagination.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/29/2005 03:28 PM
Hey Hat......... DEFILE ME
This "hate Shakespeare" is getting old
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/29/2005 03:30 PM
Me too, Chance. I think somehow the general public just doesn't appreciate the beauty of our your comedic genius.
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 03:36 PM
Snork looks like a Triplet to N&J.
Please be explaining.
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Armored - Blue Barracuda Left Hand Man 3,923 8
09/29/2005 03:39 PM
Unreal.
Status: NOT APPROVED.
The moderators have decided that your submission is inappropriate for HOT or NOT.
Apparently I was wrong about that whole pink & teal color scheme. It's obviously HIGHLY OFFENDING!
Strangely, I can still link to my photo, but it won't appear on the group site.
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 03:46 PM
Who are N&J?!
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Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/29/2005 03:53 PM
Neep and Jaggy.
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4 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 04:02 PM
Damn. I clicked to see my rating and found this.
Yuck. She has nice abs, though. She must do a lot of crunches.
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 04:08 PM
I changed my picture.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 04:11 PM
Are you sure? It looks like the one I've spent all that time holding up with one hand same one to me.
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 04:13 PM
Oh, damn. It hasn't gotten approved yet. Never mind, then. Ask Al, though - he's seen the new one.
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1 votes
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 04:16 PM
Ah...hum. Yeah.
At least it's not Nick and Jessica.
I don't wear pointy ears!
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2 votes
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/29/2005 04:28 PM
She isn't actually using her arms to hold her up at all.
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 04:37 PM
OK, it's actually updated now. You guys have to look. It's actually me like I usually am instead of posing!
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2 votes
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 04:57 PM
I'm not gettin' anywhere near your ego.
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Jack Chickens 286,539 61
09/29/2005 04:57 PM
Pie, Warner Brothers called, they need a new "Lurch" for Addams Family IV.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 04:58 PM
Heh. My current score is 6.9.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 05:05 PM
Yeah but I got a fez. Chicks dig the fez.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 05:20 PM
You guys are mean.
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5 votes
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piemaster 12,538 15
09/29/2005 05:22 PM
Who gave me the four? I will eat your children! Do you hear me?
Frosters
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/29/2005 05:25 PM
By the way, What the Frost is this, A Roofie Clone!?
How funny. She kind of does look like me. But she's getting a 7.2 average and last time I did this I got around a 6 and it bruised my ego hence my lack of participation unless/until I find a hilarious joke picture of me to use.
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 05:25 PM
Wait, I have ratings but they're not showing up on the GAB board. I'm confused?
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1 votes
1.0
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 05:29 PM
Huh?
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1 votes
4.0
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 05:41 PM
OK, I just looked at the Board of Droab and some of you, mostly vaginally-endowed, aren't really playing along here. This will only lead to hurt feelings.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/29/2005 05:42 PM
Hat, you're either thinking of this one or one that is not available to the general public. I don't know.
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1 votes
3.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 05:50 PM
OK, I just looked at the Board of Droab and some of you, mostly vaginally-endowed, aren't really playing along here.
I was going to put up a Frosted up drunken picture last night and newwave told me to take a new one today at work...with boobs.
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5 votes
4.0
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 05:58 PM
Many of you don't have your profiles set to allow for public rating. You'll never be GAB's sexiest with internetting skills like that.
*Note: That is the first time the notion of internet-savvy and the word "sexy" in reference to it have ever appeared in the same sentence.
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 06:00 PM
**Note: The asterix by your names doesn't mean Shakespeare.
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Side-splitting
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 06:12 PM
I just want to say...ENDING IN TEARS!! Ending in tears.
*runs away crying*
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1 votes
1.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 06:13 PM
I still haven't been rated yet.
I must be so NOT HOT that no one even wants to rate me.
wah.
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8 votes
4.6
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 06:19 PM
"Talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening". *snap* *snap* *snap*
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4 votes
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 06:21 PM
If you haven't been rated yet and it's been more than 6 hours, check your profile page in Hot or Not, NOT YOUR ZUG PROFILE PAGE, and see if you're allowing your picture to be publicly rated.
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 06:23 PM
It's only been a couple hours since mine went up.
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1 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/29/2005 06:26 PM
Our Zug Profile page?
Jk2k didn't even submit a picture, I don't know if anyone else would be that stupid, Chi.
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5.0
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 06:28 PM
<action>whites out last post.</action>
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 06:30 PM
A friend of Tabby's?
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 06:40 PM
Give me clickies ratings, bitches!
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4 votes
4.8
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Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/29/2005 07:16 PM
Sweetbritches, I don't know you, but you have a good bio. If anyone gives you a hard time, you let me know. I won't do anything, but I just want to know so that I can masturbate to your turmoil.
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1 votes
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 07:20 PM
She's a recovery addict like me, Ollie.
Leave her be.
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Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/29/2005 07:22 PM
It's a good thing she never told me that, and you are posting personal information about her. Thanks for the ammunition, Miracles!
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/29/2005 07:23 PM
She posted it earlier herself when I told her she couldn't ride on my wagon - she could go fall off her own.
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The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
09/29/2005 07:42 PM
Bam. And that's all I have to say about that. I expect to get rejected.
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
09/29/2005 08:24 PM
Though times call for tough measures. Time to bring out the Poe.
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Side-splitting
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Filly 39,193 20
09/29/2005 08:36 PM
Heh, Zolton. I'm on the left, by the way. And yes, those are crusties in my nose. I'm trying to be like CG.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 08:56 PM
Ah! After I rated Chance (with a ten, of course) this guy popped up!
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1 votes
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Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
09/29/2005 09:13 PM
Filly, it's not so much the crusties... though, honestly? Suddenly aroungry. Yup.
But it's more how the nostrils are completely different shapes. It's... strangely mesmerizing. That's talent, right there.
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 09:51 PM
I can't stop looking at that site.
Check this chick out.
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1 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
09/29/2005 10:47 PM
5.3. I am teh Shakespeare!
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3 votes
4.3
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/29/2005 11:19 PM
I'm down to 6.6. Considering that chicks dig a hot car, I'm one mofugly dude.
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Smart Choice 1,296 9
09/29/2005 11:46 PM
This guy is one big hunk of Sexy.
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3 votes
4.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/29/2005 11:53 PM
What the Frost is this, A Roofie Clone!?
She's hot.
She wishes she was Roofie Hot.
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Filly 39,193 20
09/30/2005 12:27 AM
So, I tried to appease the god that is Chi-Chi, but the administrators or whatever of that site wouldn't approve any of my weird pictures. Which is why I have the blue-shirted picture back up now.
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/30/2005 12:28 AM
Did anyone else realize that this thread was on the front page?
Huh. Shows how much I check that.
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piemaster 12,538 15
09/30/2005 01:07 AM
I'm a 7. This is good?
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Karen Walker 86,705 14
09/30/2005 01:22 AM
I think my picture must be broken. It says I'm only 18th funniest.
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2 votes
4.5
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SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/30/2005 01:22 AM
What. The. Frost. Is. This?
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/30/2005 01:28 AM
SHUT. UP.
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5 votes
4.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
09/30/2005 01:29 AM
BLECH! I wish I wouldn't have looked at that.
What are those giant, gnarly humps on it's chest?
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4 votes
3.5
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SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/30/2005 01:29 AM
Sorry, Straw.. didn't realize that was you.
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1 votes
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I am Straw 98,000 37
09/30/2005 01:29 AM
<action>picks her post up and throws it at Pie, its intended target.</action>
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piemaster 12,538 15
09/30/2005 05:36 AM
<action>ducks</action>
What?
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5 votes
4.4
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Phuc 237,919 21
09/30/2005 06:38 AM
You are hotter than 57% of men on this site!
It's the eyes, man. The eyes.
Chicks dig the eyes.
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dick fernandez 714 8
09/30/2005 09:58 AM
What. The. Frost. Is. This?
Some of her interests are:
"astrology, budlite, clubbin, no dramma, and tattos", ya'll. Hot damn.
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2 votes
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Duh - I'm Dead Sexy, Believe It Bitches! 24,152 8
09/30/2005 10:18 AM
Dude, did that thing from LOST like infect her face?
Side Note: I am proud to say I'm rated higher than 5, in fact I'm rated 5.1
Sweet, now to print this out and show it to the women whom I ask out. That have to say yes then, right?
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6 votes
4.7
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/30/2005 10:24 AM
GAH!
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2 votes
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Filly 39,193 20
09/30/2005 10:27 AM
These people must think they're hot like the Japanese think tubgirl's hot.
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4 votes
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Fratberry 283,018 53
09/30/2005 10:28 AM
For Chickens
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SweetBritches 3,351 8
09/30/2005 12:08 PM
7.3
You are hotter than 70% of the women on this site.
</direct quote>
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2 votes
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ringworm 68,315 13
09/30/2005 05:59 PM
i am hotter than 30 of you ugly Frosts.
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/30/2005 06:04 PM
I have no idea how that picture of me got to be a 7.3.
I guess people just love a young boy with balls in his mouth.
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SweetBritches 3,351 8
09/30/2005 06:07 PM
AHEM
8.4
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4 votes
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/30/2005 06:09 PM
Apparently chicks aren't into retards wearing helmets.
Frost-ing racists.
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4 votes
3.5
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Black Bandana - Boss of the Blue Barracudas 91,274 10
09/30/2005 06:18 PM
Apparently I had the word "Emerson" in my "Meet Me" profile, So they stuck me with a ? on my face for the night.
Duffman.. Cant Breathe!
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/30/2005 06:20 PM
Maybe they aren't into people who are never on google talk, Ollie.
*is oh so lonely*
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Black Bandana - Boss of the Blue Barracudas 91,274 10
09/30/2005 06:21 PM
Is anyone else laughing at the fact that Chi Chi got beat at his own narcis... Frost it. His own self-centered game by the dude who nobody can identify?
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2 votes
2.0
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newwave 45,912 10
09/30/2005 06:25 PM
I put "Shakespearepacked Carroll" as one of my keywords for the Meet Me thing, and they seem to have left it out for some reason.
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Erika: Vlaccid's topless tambourine girl 76,152 9
09/30/2005 06:25 PM
<action>wants to be #3</action> Does that shiny guy even post on GAB? Cause if not we should kick him out.
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
09/30/2005 06:28 PM
This is on the front page. It's open to anyone.
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1 votes
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Black Bandana - Boss of the Blue Barracudas 91,274 10
09/30/2005 06:37 PM
He was there since it began though.
I wonder if its Nerd? Remember that pic in the photo album with him all N*Sync'ed out?
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2 votes
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ringworm 68,315 13
09/30/2005 06:41 PM
daggy, do you own a bedazzler?
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6 votes
4.5
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ringworm 68,315 13
09/30/2005 09:07 PM
while i would very much enjoy having your manchowder all over my face, i can not rate you at this time, because you're a dude and that would be gay.
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7 votes
3.5
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Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
09/30/2005 09:23 PM
Wait. Isn't 1 the low score?
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
09/30/2005 09:40 PM
<action>is taking it way too seriously</action>
My score was a solid 9 last night! Now I'm back down to an 8.7.
I got the most votes, though.
I told one of the boys at work I'm on that site, but I didn't tell him where to find my picture. He said he was going to look. I told him he'd better not give me a low score and Frost it up for me.
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3 votes
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/30/2005 10:22 PM
Hey Ladies my name is Jose and I am the man of your dreams. I own a bright yellow dodge neon, and the ladies just love it.I love to be with many beautiful women and you could be lucky enough to be one just click to meet me, the man of your dreams!
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2 votes
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/01/2005 12:04 AM
Since Hat is a douche, I changed my picture to better reflect the spirit of the GAB Hot or Not Challenge. Sweet.
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2.0
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Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
10/01/2005 12:42 AM
I'd hit it.
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newwave 45,912 10
10/01/2005 04:19 AM
Man, what da funk. After all these glowing reviews of my great picture in here, it says I only have four votes. While it doesn't reveal a breakdown of what they are, a quick study of the cute little graph suggests my votes may be 3, 3, 4, and 5. I am disheartened.
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/01/2005 10:56 AM
That's impossible. I've voted for you, and I voted a 10.
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
10/01/2005 11:16 AM
I voted a 10 for you also Mr. Wave....cause those are some sexy muttonchops.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/01/2005 01:09 PM
I voted 10 for you newwave, for obvious reasons.
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/01/2005 01:25 PM
I must be HOT. I got adopted!!
Doorknob anyone??
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3 votes
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/01/2005 08:25 PM
Told you guys that if the ladies show a little cleavage they get better scores.
Dianada has the CLEAVE! Go girl.
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5 votes
4.0
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Dianada 57,835 108
10/01/2005 08:29 PM
It'sa race! I'm weeening!
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1 votes
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piemaster 12,538 15
10/01/2005 08:35 PM
Dianada is teh h0txx0rs!
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2.0
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piemaster 12,538 15
10/01/2005 08:37 PM
H0txx0rs I say!
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frumdeisgal 1 7
10/01/2005 08:37 PM
Does this picture make me look smarter? (Warning: they might still be approving the picture)
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frumdeisgal 1 7
10/01/2005 08:56 PM
Hey there scorpion, you are a sexy thang!
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3 votes
1.7
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Millie 116,988 28
10/01/2005 09:05 PM
Dammit, Scorpion! After I rated you (10--babe), this picture came up.
Ugh.
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2 votes
2.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
10/01/2005 09:28 PM
Alright, that's it! In a couple of hours when I am more tired and my judgement is therefore impaired, I'm going to make a sexy pic and submit it.
Grumble, mumble, grumble.
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1 votes
4.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/01/2005 09:41 PM
Woo Hoo!
C'mon, Straw...SUYT!
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2 votes
2.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/01/2005 10:05 PM
<action>wonders which one it is</action>Paul Giamatti posts here?
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5 votes
2.6
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ringworm 68,315 13
10/01/2005 10:50 PM
i won't question dianada's hotness (i think i gave you an 8 before you changed pictures), but that new picture sucks. anyone that gave a 10 on that thing had to have saved the picture, busted out the photoshop (or whathaveyou), and adjust the brightness and contrast. what the Frost?
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/01/2005 11:08 PM
I changed my picture. I was getting tired of looking at 5.3. Yeah, it was accurate and most of it was the hot car, but still, I'm not going to pretend that didn't hurt a little.
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/01/2005 11:32 PM
Fratberry's a sellout.
I just put another one up under a different name to heal my wounded ego. That one's an 8, for some reason.
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3 votes
2.7
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/01/2005 11:34 PM
SD, I told you that picture was hot. It's because you look like Jared Leto.
Maybe you should say you are the front man for 30 Seconds to Mars instead of Vlaccid - you might get more 10s.
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Millie 116,988 28
10/01/2005 11:49 PM
I gave him tens on both pictures.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/01/2005 11:53 PM
Just since this morning, my picture has managed to rack up a Shakespeare ton of ones - which I had none before.
One of you dirtbags is crashing my average!
Whoever it is should get the title "Most Hated Gabber"!
heh.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Millie 116,988 28
10/01/2005 11:55 PM
As I said before, I told one of the guys I work with that I was on this site. But I didn't tell him where to find me. He told everyone.
Now, they all know that my picture is on Hot or Not. I told them if they found it they had to be kind and not give me a Shakespearety score!
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9 votes
4.6
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/01/2005 11:58 PM
That's weird Miracles. It's almost like there's someone who's so absolutley batShakespeare crazy that he/she follows your online persona around the internet, trying to exact a petty revenge that's not childish in the slightest.
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/02/2005 12:06 AM
Your score isn't an average, it's compared against all the other pictures. You could, hypothetically, get all 2's and still have a 9.9, so long as the other 99% of people got 1's.
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3 votes
2.3
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/02/2005 12:07 AM
It's almost like there's someone who's so absolutley batShakespeare crazy that he/she follows your online persona around the internet, trying to exact a petty revenge that's not childish in the slightest.
Yeah, SD - How wild would that be if it were really true? Weird.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.4
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Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/02/2005 12:09 AM
I find it silly that Miracles, given her wild, midget-licking lifestyle, uses Swearbot.
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3 votes
3.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/02/2005 12:13 AM
I'm a sweet girl, SD.
Sweet and innocent.
Innocent and pure.
Pure unadulterated Frost-ing wild and Frost-ing crazy, midget Coleridge licking freak.
P.S. Sometimes my daughter is around when I am on GAB and I don't want her to see bad words.
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Scorpion 4,080 9
10/02/2005 12:19 AM
for anyone that may newly be interested my AIM is scorpion1373
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2 votes
4.0
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/02/2005 12:20 AM
Don't you live in Phoenix or something? You should come and take my wife out to party. Get her good and drunk and if things turn to, you know, kissing and groping between the two of you, hey, that's cool.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2005 12:24 AM
Since I changed my photo I got a 1, a 2, a 3 and a 5. And I have it on good authority that one of my coworkers (no, not Bankey) gave me a 10 yesterday but it apparently didn't register.
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3 votes
2.3
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/02/2005 12:25 AM
You should come and take my wife out to party.
If your wife is even as remotely hot as you then I would be privilaged to grope her, Mr. Chi Chi.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/02/2005 12:33 AM
There are pictures of her if you follow the links from my myspace.com account. She's an eleven.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2005 12:38 AM
I tried clicking on the link, Chi, but I think maybe its broken.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/02/2005 12:39 AM
She's an eleven.
That is sweet.
You are a good man - comparing your wife to a Spinal Tap amp.
I need to find a man like you for myself - you know the kind that will still allow me to grope and tongue women even after we are married.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.8
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/02/2005 12:44 AM
If you find a man like me, you get all sorts of bonuses. Like, a guy like me will put up with a lot of bullShakespeare as long as you're hot.
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2005 12:48 AM
Um, I found it. I'll be back in about 10 minutes. Hell, who am I kidding, I'll be back in three.
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2 votes
2.5
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/02/2005 12:55 AM
Tucson is only about an hour and a half drive...
Tell your girl she is about to get groped by a stranger.
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2 votes
3.0
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Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
10/02/2005 01:26 AM
I remember when we did this back in the day. You know what I got for my prize? BUPKIS. You're full of false promises, Chi Chi Felipe.
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6 votes
3.2
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Dianada 57,835 108
10/02/2005 02:29 AM
Ringworm, I only changed the picture because I wanted to win the contest. I figure this is the internal dialogue of the average HotorNot browser - "OHMYGODBOOBS 10 10 10 10 10 MAYBE SHE'LL LIKE ME".
If I wear the outfit again this Halloween I promise to take a better picture!
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
10/02/2005 02:34 AM
Hey.. I gave you a ten.. and I thought you'd like me.
Oh fiddlesticks.
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3 votes
3.0
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Dianada 57,835 108
10/02/2005 02:50 AM
Do you guys have matching necklaces/bracelets?
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2005 09:03 AM
I think it'd be funny if Chi Chi encouraged his wife to grope other women and then she decided she liked women better and he wound up stuck out in the cold. I'd offer him a warm place to stay.
Additionally, with a mom and dad that good looking, his kid will be a damn heart breaker.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2005 12:22 PM
Do you guys have matching necklaces/bracelets?
Clearly you've been staring at my ass too much.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/02/2005 12:38 PM
For all those people who 'said' they gave me 10's there are currently a lack of them on my rating. Either that or my pic is in between two white guys that keep barrowing 10's and saying they will give them back.
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1 votes
1.0
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2005 02:25 PM
If I'm not mistaken (and I'm pretty sure I'm not), HoN also uses a weighted rating. This means that if a person only gives out 10s then their 10 isn't worth as much as someone who gives out a whole range of numbers and gives a person a 10. This is because there are insecure and/or idiotic people out there giving nothing but 1s and it would be "unfair" for their ratings to have the same weight as a nondouche.
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1 votes
1.0
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Miracles 22,430 0
10/02/2005 02:31 PM
Hot or Not has a pretty high tech rating system.
I just can't figure out when I'm on there, why no Gabbers coming up for me? I saw Phuc once and no one else.
I need some GAB in my rotation, know what I'm sayin'?
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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newwave 45,912 10
10/02/2005 02:58 PM
Maybe it's ignoring 10s. I currently have 7 votes, and from what I can deduce from the graph, it's 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 7.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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The Silly Snork 45,655 12
10/02/2005 03:19 PM
I hate you Chi-Chi!
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/02/2005 03:22 PM
whatever "roofie" said X 6
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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The Fugly Snork 45,655 12
10/02/2005 03:37 PM
It's a good thing high-school has made me almost impervious to ridicule.
Nevertheless, go sit on a dick, all of you who gave me a 1.
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3 votes
3.7
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Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
10/02/2005 09:53 PM
Nice 13 candles on that cake.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Jopeck must be destroyed! 395 8
10/02/2005 10:10 PM
Really? I didn't count.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.6
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/02/2005 10:17 PM
Does Straw know you've got her hair?
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2005 10:33 PM
For all those people who 'said' they gave me 10's there are currently a lack of them on my rating.
I gave you a ten!
And I don't only give tens--since I've become obsessed with the site, I have been rating people. Like I said, I rarely go below a five, but I don't only give tens.
I did give all GABbers tens, though, because they are all hot.
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1 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2005 10:36 PM
How often to they update scores, though? For the past few days, it's said I have 415 votes.
No one has rated me in a few days?
Maybe not.
<cries>
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/02/2005 10:37 PM
I would love to give you a ten, Millie. No kidding?
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2005 10:48 PM
You mean you didn't rate me?
Or maybe you are talking about some other kind of "ten".
If it's the latter--I'm very dubious.
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1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/02/2005 10:52 PM
Dubious? Dubious?
I can handle two times before passing out.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
10/02/2005 11:20 PM
I lurve my goofy pic, so I submitted another one under another name. Sigh. I completely and utterly suck at "sexy." But I tried! Here it is!
Wah wah
</Debbie Downer>
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I am Straw 98,000 37
10/03/2005 12:10 AM
Wow, I don't think anyone's ever made that comparison.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
10/03/2005 07:09 AM
I'd hit it.
With a ball-peen hammer.
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Millie 116,988 28
10/04/2005 03:08 PM
T-doll, I rated you, but I can't see the picture very well. It's too small and your face is in shadow. You look cute, though.
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trojandoll 3,467 8
10/04/2005 03:26 PM
thanks millie. only picture i could find that didn't have another person in it.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
10/04/2005 03:49 PM
Hahahhahha, Fratberry's so lame. He's changed his picture 3 times because he has a fragile little penis ego!
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1 votes
1.0
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I am Straw 98,000 37
10/04/2005 03:50 PM
I'd hit it.
With a ball-peen hammer.
So abruised.
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Mr.Glass 25,340 11
10/04/2005 06:55 PM
It's horrifying that, after all that photographic evidence, there's no doubt you people actually exist.
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Code Red 8 7
10/04/2005 09:45 PM
i suppose i may as well join the banwagon just don't start jumping off bridges
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/05/2005 12:23 AM
He's changed his picture 3 times
That thar's some good countin'.
FAG.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Mr.Spiffy Pants 45 7
10/06/2005 12:32 PM
4.5!!! ....so this contest is like golf right? lowest score....I'm a hot bitch
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Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
10/06/2005 12:49 PM
It's like if Lyle Lovett were trapped in Ron Livingston's body.
I mean that in the best possible way, of course.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Miracles - Lover not a Fighter 22,430 0
10/06/2005 03:02 PM
Spiffy Pants - you are WAY cute.
You remind me of Jughead without the hat and with shiny shoes.
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2 votes
4.5
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
10/06/2005 03:15 PM
While I don't support this endeavor in any manner, I like Miracles pic.
That is all.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Miracles - Lover not a Fighter 22,430 0
10/06/2005 03:18 PM
Thank you, Sir.
My picture likes you, too.
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Mr.Spiffy Pants 45 7
10/06/2005 05:17 PM
so I'm cute in a cartoonish/odd-looking country singer (who did marry julia roberts I might add! Briefly....but there is hope) sort of way.....awesome.
My hair does have a cartoon quality to it. It has a natural "poof"...I think it wants to be like this, so I just help it reach its full potential...even though i look like anime.
yes I said "poof"
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Miracles - Lover not a Fighter 22,430 0
10/06/2005 06:13 PM
I think you should change your name to Mr. Shakespearety Pants - cause that'd really crack me up.
Oh, and yes - you are a mega cutie.
But I already have 2 other Gab boyfriends right now so we can't talk.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Miracles - Lover not a Fighter 22,430 0
10/06/2005 06:27 PM
Oh, and log in if you have something to say, Frost face.
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5 votes
4.8
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Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
10/06/2005 06:28 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/06/2005 06:31 PM
I posted on "Hot or Not".......
I got an email from Daemon
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Miracles - Lover not a Fighter 22,430 0
10/06/2005 06:37 PM
Um, dumbass - that was a thread that was bumped from a few months ago.
Shut the Frost up about what you know nothing about.
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/06/2005 07:24 PM
Is there something you are not telling us Mr. Spiffy?
p.s. I think there is some sort of leg brace that can fix that problem of yours.
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Mr.Spiffy Pants 45 7
10/07/2005 05:14 PM
jesus...I dropped .2 points....I guess the world isn't quite ready for my beauty......and no, I'm not an olympic gold medalist / motivational speaker. If i were, I'd at least be a 5 on "hot or not".
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Jilly -Poor Me ,Poor Me...(AnotherDrink) 24,693 8
10/07/2005 05:26 PM
I have been getting tons of responses.
Here's the wierd thing. my profile says that I have a prosthetic leg and I live in Guam.
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2 votes
4.0
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Miracles Meyers - ch, ch, ch, ha, ha, ha 22,430 0
10/07/2005 05:29 PM
Me too, Jilly.
I have 3 emails full of responses.
Some like guns and some say 'wassup' and a few are actually hot.
So, if I go on a date with one of these guys and document it with pictures do I win the challenge?
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2 votes
3.0
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HughJass 31 7
10/07/2005 05:34 PM
Jilly,
You don't really think guys read the profile do they? They look at the picture and yours is kind of cute.
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2 votes
5.0
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Miracles Meyers - ch, ch, ch, ha, ha, ha 22,430 0
10/07/2005 05:46 PM
Hey Jilly,
Look at me! Look at me!
I'll look at you, too.
terrance - this is the hot or not challenge thread - if you don't want to look at the pics or profiles then get the Frost out.
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terrance 0 7
10/07/2005 05:50 PM
I'm retarded!
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4 votes
4.5
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Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 05:50 PM
Men will put their penis in anything, pulse optional.
If this is news to you, Jilly & Miracles, you are dumber than I had originally thought.
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1 votes
3.0
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Miracles Meyers - ch, ch, ch, ha, ha, ha 22,430 0
10/07/2005 05:53 PM
You would never put your penis in me Ollie - and I have a pulse.
So, does that mean you are not a man?
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3 votes
4.7
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Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 05:56 PM
Yes he would.
He'd just smother you first, so he wouldn't have to listen to you.
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1 votes
4.0
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Jilly-Needs To Be Adopted 24,693 8
10/11/2005 10:48 PM
Aw, Mir... you like midget porn too? We have a bond...
age
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Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/11/2005 10:50 PM
I forgot about this.
How the hell did Duh get to be the hottest male Gabber?
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3 votes
5.0
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S. Kake 55,555 14
10/17/2005 05:06 PM
Uh, thanks . . .turd.
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1 votes
5.0
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Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
10/18/2005 12:19 AM
So, I'm on there now. It's all Dianada's fault though.
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2 votes
4.5
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Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/18/2005 12:28 AM
I deny everything.
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2 votes
5.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 12:38 AM
Zolton, do you own any shirts with horizontal stripes?
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 12:40 AM
This just in: Fratberry Still Pretty As Sack Of Hammers
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 12:45 AM
Wanna chill and you a black guy then hit me up!
She misspelled "knock".
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3 votes
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Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/18/2005 12:46 AM
Wanna chill and you a black guy then hit me up!
Damn! I wish I had thought to write that in my profile.
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Dolomite 211,584 32
10/18/2005 01:03 AM
Say, baby, can you let me hold fifty dollars til the weekend?
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Sharribarri Boo! The Ghost of Sharri Past 14,124 11
10/18/2005 11:53 AM
Okay I am shallow. I admit that it was nice to have a 6.6 + rating and when I changed my picture, it dropped to 5.5. So, the old one is back up, i needed a boost, now that I'm now past the point of no return... I am 25 and can no longer allow myself to shop in the juniors sections at clothing stores. At least that's what I think Kansas meant when they sang that song.
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Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/18/2005 12:00 PM
Zolton, do you own any shirts with horizontal stripes?
Jeez, Frat, tell everybody, why don't ya?
It's the only thing that matches the racing stripes on my boxers.
Yes, racing stripes. Nothing else, dammit! Do not mock Zolton!
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Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/18/2005 12:04 PM
How the hell did I get up to #7?!
Who made multiple accounts and give me tens?
It's not funny giving someone ugly hope.
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I am no n00b! I am Neep! Hear me roar! 35,066 15
10/30/2005 02:13 AM
#12? Cleavage is everything! Why didn't I learn this very important lesson ages ago?
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
12/03/2006 04:38 PM
What a failure this was ten minutes in when people started to take it seriously.
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Juansidious 7,400 0
12/03/2006 04:48 PM
Lets start it again. It can't fail worse than mancrush, can it?
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
12/03/2006 04:50 PM
No way. The internet already has approximately 7.9 trillion arms-length mock-candid self portraits of people sucking in their cheeks and turning their heads 3/4 profile. Why add more?
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Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/03/2006 06:08 PM
Oh joy, a resurrection of yet another thread to let people drown in their own drool.
Excuse while I get a Frost-ing lifejacket.
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That's What She Said 27,416 24
12/03/2006 06:14 PM
What?!?
What a failure this was ten minutes in when people started to take it seriously.
Damnit... this is what happens when I post without reading...
..that and the fact that I'm just a moron.
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Jepperoni 58,758 13
12/03/2006 06:22 PM
It's OK. Having looks and brains is asking a little much.
I know this because I'm smrat.
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That's What She Said 27,416 24
12/03/2006 06:31 PM
Even though this is a joke, it feels good to be pretty.
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turtle10 42,578 26
12/03/2006 07:03 PM
Do I Win?
9.3...
Yes, you win a map of hawaii on your stomache
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Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
12/03/2006 07:30 PM
Having looks and brains is asking a little much.
No, it really isn't.
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Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/03/2006 07:47 PM
Yeah, I was really taking this seriously.
My pic recently came back into rotation, and I continue to giggle at how many men want to meet me, given that picture and description I put. I guess these guys really want to get laid.
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Jepperoni 58,758 13
12/03/2006 07:55 PM
No, it really isn't
How about looks, brains and modesty?
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Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/03/2006 08:05 PM
This would be my serious one, which has only rated one point higher than the goofy one. *cry*
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Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
12/03/2006 08:25 PM
How about looks, brains and modesty?
Ok, you've got me there.
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Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/03/2006 08:57 PM
Don't get me started looking at those people again. I can't stop once I start clicking on the pictures. It's endlessly fascinating.
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
12/03/2006 09:16 PM
Phuc wins the challenge.
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jeeniRoach 47,787 51
12/03/2006 10:08 PM
Phuc, are your bloodshot eyes as intentional as your photoshop motion blur?
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Juansidious 7,400 0
12/03/2006 10:29 PM
I'm currently a 3.2.
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Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/03/2006 10:32 PM
See, when I rate one of you, a new person pops up and I'm sucked back in!
Damn you all!
Oh, and I gave Phuc and Jolsen 10s.
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Thud 68,497 19
12/03/2006 11:13 PM
I won't even bother submitting a picture. I know what I look like.
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Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
12/04/2006 02:15 AM
Jolson, I'm pretty sure that's the position all the gay boys would want to see you in, rear view, slightly bent over and looking back over your shoulder, so you should do well.
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Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/04/2006 03:38 AM
Somehow, I'm still in the top ten of the "GAB" group.
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Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/04/2006 04:22 AM
If anyone submits a dodgy pic soon, and I recognise it as a GABber, I'll aprove it. It'l still need 4 other nods, but it's a start.
...Signing into mod account now.
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Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/04/2006 04:25 AM
So, you're a Hot or Not mod?
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Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/04/2006 04:37 AM
Mmmm, power...
Wanna make out?
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PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/04/2006 09:40 AM
Phuc, are your bloodshot eyes as intentional as your photoshop motion blur?
That's a reaction shot from when I first saw the mesh bag o' douchebag.
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Juansidious 7,400 0
12/04/2006 09:47 AM
But my second pic is a 6.8, and if you add them together, I'm a perfect 10! Hooray for being Hot!
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Scorpion 4,080 9
12/04/2006 11:17 AM
How the Hell Is Duh higher than me!? I demand a recount!
Here ya go.
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Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/04/2006 12:28 PM
Jolson, I'm pretty sure that's the position all the gay boys would want to see you in, rear view, slightly bent over and looking back over your shoulder, so you should do well.
So you think that I could join you and Skippy on that movie date you all have been bandying about for the last month or so? I'll bring the wine and the Johnny Depp scrap book.
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Brock Sampson 649 6
12/04/2006 05:42 PM
Score one for the other team. Dammit, dammit, dammit. Ah, who am I kidding? She'd probably kill me.
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KChikita - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
12/04/2006 05:50 PM
GAB Hot or Not CHALLENGE
Started by Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover on 9/28/2005 483 posts 99 orbs
<KChiki's brain a'splodes>
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