La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/29/2005 03:00 PM

How ya doin' Bernie?

Oy vey, oy vey

How ya doin' Bernie?

Oy vey, oy vey

How ya doin' Bernie?

Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a Rabbi)

gorckat 41,132 13
09/29/2005 03:02 PM

Any ho's in da Temple, say OY!

Any ho's in da Temple, say OY!

Any ho's in da Temple, say OY!

Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/29/2005 03:04 PM

Ninja to Nigga in 3 posts.



Congratulations!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/29/2005 03:07 PM

Bald epes, vert er in kayes!

The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 04:35 PM

Israeli special forces aren't what they once were.

Sexual Harrassment Panda 181,790 70
09/29/2005 04:43 PM

Oy, the bling!



</Demo>

Jack Chickens 286,539 61
09/29/2005 04:48 PM

Return of the sad boyish loafers.

Duh - I'm Dead Sexy, Believe It Bitches! 24,152 8
09/29/2005 04:51 PM

Behold the ancient Hacedic fighting style:



Whitefish on Rye...With Lox!!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
09/29/2005 05:00 PM

Melvin struggled under the weight of the invisible tow by fours.

The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 05:01 PM

"Crouching Juda, Hidden Nazi"

Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/29/2005 05:01 PM

I'll counter your Moses-Style with the ancient teachings of the Menorah.

Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
09/29/2005 05:06 PM

'Vat? Is dis what he looked like wit' de cross? Like dis?



YES! Ve killed him! Ve did it! Get over your goyem selves already. Oy.'

HighSoci 30,109 18
09/29/2005 05:08 PM

"Rabi Yosef Karo shows off his frisbee technique for the annual Jewish picnic."

The Silly Snork 45,655 12
09/29/2005 05:10 PM

Will sell strong Kung-Fu, cheap. Practically giving it away, will probably die of hunger, you theiving shaygetz.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/29/2005 05:28 PM

The Wachowski Brother's next film: The Meshugeh: Ich hob dir!

Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/29/2005 06:18 PM

A teaser from the new Fox reality show "So You Think You Can Mensch?"

Zombie Named Bub 1,163 8
09/29/2005 07:21 PM

Making sure the sabbath stays holy, it's RabbiCop.

Humphrey 51,764 12
09/29/2005 07:59 PM

"... so I gave him a reach-around with this hand, then stuck my other finger in her ass... like this."

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
09/29/2005 09:01 PM

Beware of the Jew Claw.



(Ali G reference)

caucasian - the other white meat 267 8
09/29/2005 09:06 PM

ZZ Top?

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
09/29/2005 09:16 PM

Tired of being called a shiksa at school because he was half-catholic, Moishe finally went orthodox on their asses

Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 09:34 PM

Having been a shiksa myself, I should tell you that a man can't be one.

Millie 116,988 28
09/29/2005 09:35 PM

Shaygetz, maybe.

csme 15,189 12
09/29/2005 10:03 PM

He's doing his version of Gwen Stefani's "Cool".















tap...tap...tap...Is this thing on?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/29/2005 10:43 PM

I woulda gone with "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Schwartz."

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/29/2005 10:52 PM

Or "Hassssssiddddd in da Haaauuuzzzz."

Dr. Van Nostren 157 7
09/29/2005 11:35 PM

Abandon hope ye who entereth this thread, forsooth, beyond this post none shall get clickies and shalt be lost in a see of black lettered people. No humor shall pass this post.

Fuzzy_bunny_012000 12 7
09/30/2005 12:21 AM

(I was the funny bunny up above.. rate me on that.. it was funnier)



Oy.. if I wasn't pinching pennies I could afford a skate board and I wouldn't look like a jewish Pee-Wee ( the perv.) Hurman!

SaiSei 39 7
09/30/2005 04:59 PM

Vat? you vant I should lay the smack down?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/30/2005 05:03 PM

<action> desperately seeking Susan Berkowitz </action>

Mr.Spiffy Pants 45 7
09/30/2005 07:27 PM

jew-jitsu? anyone? im a schmeckle

La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/30/2005 07:33 PM

Fuzzy_bunny_012000

Click to Rate

9/29/2005 11:21 pm[GxOWp5p60i_DtxAz0KfTtA]



(I was the funny bunny up above.. rate me on that.. it was funnier)



Oy.. if I wasn't pinching pennies I could afford a skate board and I wouldn't look like a jewish Pee-Wee ( the perv.) Hurman!



Listen, Fuzzy_bunny_012000. First off, I'm pretty sure there weren't 011999 other Fuzzy Bunnies. The numbers aren't needed. Secondly, I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/30/2005 07:38 PM

Shalom Goldstienberg: The Kung-Fu Jew.

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
09/30/2005 08:51 PM

Ravos, Shalom is a greeting, means of saying good-bye, as well as the word for peace.

I think you meant Shlomo

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
09/30/2005 11:18 PM

I stick by what i said. It is possible to have the name "Shalom", and to prove you wrong, i will name my first born son it.

Fuzzy_bunny_012000 12 7
10/01/2005 12:17 AM

La petite mort de TableTopJane

9/29/2005 2:00 pm[ihWOd5TDQa4U0E22Te7RcA]







How ya doin' Bernie?

Oy vey, oy vey

How ya doin' Bernie?

Oy vey, oy vey

How ya doin' Bernie?

Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a Rabbi)









Ooooo I can cut and paste tooo... I wasn't aware this was a hate site. Having a hard time finding something original to write while ripping of real song lyrics? Sorry about your luck.

piemaster 12,538 15
10/01/2005 12:30 AM

Frost you

Fuzzy_Bunny_AS_La petite mort de TableTopJane 12 7
10/01/2005 12:34 AM

How ya doin' La petite?

Oy vey, oy vey

How ya doin' La petite?

Oy vey, oy vey

How ya doin' La petite?

Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a Rabbi-t!)

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2005 12:38 AM

Farmach dos moyl!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/01/2005 01:33 AM

I call shenaningans.







Real Hasidics wear glasses.

Fuzzy Bunny 012000 45,912 10
10/01/2005 05:42 AM

<action>shows Fuzzy how it's supposed to be done</action>Listen, Fuzzy_bunny_012000. First off, I'm pretty sure there weren't 011999 other Fuzzy Bunnies. The numbers aren't needed. Secondly, I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.



Right, and there were 2468 other jhoovers. ZZZZZZZZZZING!

newwave 45,912 10
10/01/2005 05:42 AM

You know I loves me some TTJ!

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
10/01/2005 06:54 AM

Mozaltov!

Max Planck 18,881 12
10/01/2005 08:14 AM

Unfortunately, due to casting difficulties, the entire first scene of The Matrix Reloaded had to be shot again using a different stuntwoman.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/01/2005 09:16 AM

Damn it!



I thought I was takin' Fuzzy Bunny's cherry, and I end up clicking newwave.



I feel so slutty.

Max Planck 18,881 12
10/01/2005 09:38 AM

Whore!

La petite mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/01/2005 10:09 AM

Ooooo I can cut and paste tooo... I wasn't aware this was a hate site. Having a hard time finding something original to write while ripping of real song lyrics? Sorry about your luck.



Didn't realize this was a hate site? Man, you really didn't take time to lurk before you just jumped in and started posting, did you? If you had, you would have realized



A) this site does tend to be hateful towards complete Frost-ing idiots.



B) posting lyrics- it's what I do. And even a mouth breather like you would have to admit that the lyrics fit perfectly.



C) Pee-Wee didn't jerk it in a theater, that was Paul Reubens. Pee-Wee was a role he played. And if you think masturbation makes you a perv, then you are most definately in the wrong place. We all enjoy a little self-love here. Some of us enjoy a lot of self love.



And it's Pee-Wee Herman, you stupid twat.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/01/2005 12:51 PM

<action> desperately seeking Susan Berkowitz's relatives </action>



Just found out Susan is dead.

long john silverman 41 8
10/01/2005 03:42 PM

dont Frost with the jews were down right chood



j-j-j-jew-UNIT

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
10/01/2005 04:48 PM

National Geographic Narrator:

Although normally a solitary creature,the jew quickly becomes defensive when the spending of money is brought up.

This one, who we have affectionately dubbed Jerry Cohen, just had his wife ask about money for food.

Our experts expect a divorce in the near future.

CETME 10 7
10/02/2005 04:01 PM

Circumsize this bitches!!

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
10/03/2005 01:36 PM

"Wake up Goldstein. The Menorah has you.



Follow the white Rabbi."

Sarin Highwind 699 11
10/04/2005 01:10 AM

Jew-Do Chop

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/04/2005 02:29 PM

anyone want to hear a "blonde" jewish joke???

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
10/04/2005 07:37 PM

"What? You want I should hit you so hard, you'll spin like a dreidel in a sandstorm?. Bring it over here, Shlomo."

ukzug 4 7
10/05/2005 02:58 AM

shalum Mr Anderson

Zipperman 0 7
10/05/2005 03:28 PM

Note: the Proverb above is... kinda... real. Promise.

Duh - I'm Dead Sexy, Believe It Bitches! 24,152 8
10/05/2005 06:33 PM

The Jews had to cross the Red Sea, but the most dreaded sea to cross is the NLI Sea. Give me 40 years in the desert rather than this messugenah!

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
10/05/2005 06:42 PM

<action>gives up on being funny in a cap con</action>

Moishe avoids Jehovah's Witnesses.

We all know they can't see motion

Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
10/06/2005 06:07 PM

<action>stares out over the vast wasteland of the capcon thread</action>



'Back in the day, thar was teh funny all around these here parts.



But them days are gone now, son. Them days are gone.'

IronJeff 96 7
10/07/2005 02:21 PM

....Air Bowling

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/08/2005 06:52 PM

OY Vey......... the rabbi blessed my MOCHA TORTE

bubs 21 7
10/10/2005 11:16 PM

White Hassidics Can't Jump,

Either

Madmatthew 366 9
10/11/2005 03:06 AM

If Woody Allen had written The Matrix.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
10/11/2005 10:41 AM

Ahhh........You Got Catered Bitch !

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/12/2005 03:44 PM

Does anyone even check here once the NLIs start showing up?



I'll fly over and give you free head right now. Anyone?

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/12/2005 05:28 PM

Depends, Duh.



Whose head are you offering? And is it on a stick?

IronJeff 96 7
10/13/2005 02:29 PM

Severed Head Air Bowling.

maddoc 53 7
10/13/2005 03:28 PM

From The makers of 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. We bring you ' STANDING SHIVA, LOST RABBI'.

Featuring the new fighting style of kosher kickboxing.

See it at temple nearest you

taragb 1 7
10/13/2005 07:20 PM

crouching rabbi, hidden bagel

Jilly 24,693 8
10/14/2005 04:06 PM

the circle of threads. it always returns here.

cueballjonez 318 7
10/14/2005 06:00 PM

On the next National Geographic Explorer: witness this rare tribe of Jewish men who once a year give birth from their butt to fully grown, clothed children during rush hour traffic.

cueballjonez 318 7
10/15/2005 12:53 PM

Everyone made fun of Yosef as a child, but after two months of watching David Carradine's new Jewish Tai Chi at home workout videos, he's ready to kick anyone's ass with his "Falling Matza" pose.