Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
10/07/2005 02:44 AM

How YOU doin?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
10/07/2005 02:58 AM

I'd say you should move to New York, because I haven't had a truly great blow job in years, and you just might be the one to do it.

newwave 45,912 10
10/07/2005 03:00 AM

<action>'applies' within</action>

Oliver Chest: Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
10/07/2005 03:05 AM

I've got a pretty big closet.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
10/07/2005 03:06 AM

And one of these days, you'll come out of it.

piemaster 12,538 15
10/07/2005 03:18 AM

Memphis.



I think it's safe to say that Zug would recive some extra hits off of the "Catfight for the Title of Greatest Ass in Memphis" against Lila.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:22 AM

Bellingham...you know you already love it...

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 03:22 AM

<action>whines</action>



Why don't you come he-ere

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:23 AM

Although it's really Frost-ing cold tonight here.

piemaster 12,538 15
10/07/2005 03:25 AM

<action>bleaches and gels his hair al la Don King.</action>

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/07/2005 03:25 AM

<action>winks</action>I'll bet you could warm me up though, SD.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:26 AM

And, if you kill the lady that lives in our basement, you can move in there, and I'll pay your first month's rent.



God, I hate that lady.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:26 AM

I could! I even have sheets on my bed now!

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/07/2005 03:28 AM

<action>looks at Neep's link</action>Never mind SD, I know where I'm moving.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 03:29 AM

Yay! My house is in that photo. Come stalk me.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:30 AM

I've got a pretty view too!



Look at this Shakespearety webcam picture I took from my bedroom!

FlyingHippo, Ruler of the Roman Empire 1,246 10
10/07/2005 03:31 AM

Never mind SD, I know where I'm moving.



If you move to any location in New Zealand that I can get to, I shall have to hunt you down and rip you apart with a chainsaw come see you sometime.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:32 AM

Hmmm...that was just creepy.

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/07/2005 03:41 AM

Yeeeaaaahhhh. Bellingham is looking mighty tempting right about now.



Oh, and based on your view, I pretty much know where you live, SD.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:42 AM

I want to see your B-ham knowledge. Where do I live?

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:44 AM

This, actually, is probably a horrible idea.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 03:51 AM

This is the hill from our gate. It usually has more sheep on it. There are a few near the top.



If you know where to look you can see me, Jaggy and our cousin from Brisbane. I reckon she knows Daggy. Oh, under the green tree in the middle. See?

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 03:54 AM

<action>crosses his arms, pouts</action>



I used to live by sheep, too.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 04:29 AM

From there, turn aroud, walk up the path, through the front door, through the house up to the glass doors. Our deck, looking out over the back garden. If you can call it a garden... it is more like a forest or something.



The veiw inside isn't so pretty. Jaggy in front of the fire.



These photos were taken a few months ago in the middle of winter.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
10/07/2005 04:32 AM

TEEN BUTTCRACK!!



Oh yeah.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:32 AM

<action>posts with no relation to this thread</action>



U2 is playing that really horrible song on Conan right now. It makes me unhappy.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:33 AM

And it looks like Bono and The Edge are about to make out. Which would be weird, but not all that surprising.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 04:43 AM

Ooohhh... did I mention my island? It pretty much dominates the horizon. The beach is a 1 minute walk away.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
10/07/2005 04:58 AM

What's the real-estate market and job market like there in NZ?



That's one of the places we're considering settling down in a few years, once I'm out of the Navy.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 05:00 AM

House prices going up in most places. Apartment prices going down because too many have been built. But I'm no expert.



I think the job market is pretty good, but again, I don't really know.

Jaggy 11,895 13
10/07/2005 05:06 AM

Real Estate has been going up in price all over NZ for the last few years, I couldn't tell you if that's expected to continue.



Unemployment is one of lowest in the world. Because students are getting huge student loans, they are leaving, hoping to pay them off faster overseas. The media calls this the 'brain drain' and means there is a reasonable skills shortage here.

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
10/07/2005 05:08 AM

Heh. Jaggy's the smart one.

Jaggy 11,895 13
10/07/2005 05:12 AM

Hell yes.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 05:17 AM

Jaggy is a crack-whore.

Declan McManus, anxiety prone bear. 131,887 36
10/07/2005 05:48 AM

Delicious crack-whore?

SquidBoy 19,912 12
10/07/2005 07:09 AM

Jaggy is a crack-whore.



Hey, whatever pays the bills.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/07/2005 07:20 AM

She moos on demand.

piemaster 12,538 15
10/07/2005 07:46 AM

Then, I'm demanding!

piemaster 12,538 15
10/07/2005 07:49 AM

Bow Moo before me!

turtle10 42,578 26
10/07/2005 07:55 AM

You have been to the wonderful oasis known as Boston. (anyone who still calls it Beantown deserves a kick in the nuts). Boston offers great perks such as historic traffic, an overpriced real estate market as well as famous residents such as Phuc, Nutbutter, Me, and a short drive to Chris Garrett, Frogpop, Polo, and many more*.









* Some of these may not be valid anymore. My stalking skills are a little rusty

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/07/2005 09:45 AM

Diana, I'm sorry your boyfriend is being a jerk. You are welcome to come live with me near the Amish, but as you might have guessed, it's not that exciting.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/07/2005 09:47 AM

If you moved to Sioux City, Iowa, you could come stay with me and Donk. Two GABbers for the price of one. Plus, you'd get to stay with the one armed kid AND her kick ass sister.

I would also like to mention that this is about an hour and a half from me. Not safe for work, but wonderfully lickable.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
10/07/2005 09:53 AM

<action> walks into thread wearing her 'I <3 Belfast' tshirt </action> I have no idea where you could move.



...



Totally unrelated, but watch this on a Saturday and I bet you'll see ME.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/07/2005 09:55 AM

I just never get tired of seeing that. Worn out, maybe, but never tired.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/07/2005 09:57 AM

Diana, you're a college aged girl with a hand gun. You'd fit in real well around here in the ass of nowhere.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/07/2005 10:02 AM

about an hour and a half from me



Makes me wish that I refreshed every ten seconds.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
10/07/2005 10:07 AM

Fine Frat, that's the last time I will ever link to the City Hall webcam.



Happy now?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/07/2005 10:45 AM

heh.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
10/07/2005 11:07 AM

Wow. Maybe you don't want to move to Belfast.



I've been sitting watching this webcam thingy. Some buses have gone past. And a few tourists have been taking photos.



And that's it.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
10/07/2005 11:08 AM

your welcome to move into my house.



I live in michigan though.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
10/07/2005 11:09 AM

Oooh. A bike just went past. What larks.



*kills self*

Sarin Highwind 699 11
10/07/2005 11:10 AM

Bring the renasance dress too. We have a big renasance festival here, unforunatly it just finished.

Zolton, Blue Barracuda Bitchseat Butterer 88,200 34
10/07/2005 11:11 AM

Wrapped up before we could pull the correct spelling off the banners, did it, Sarin?



Tsk. Pity, that.

Diana Matronic - I am the CLICK Commander! 57,835 108
10/07/2005 03:42 PM

Roofie - Tell me, is it true that the Amish have big.....hats?



TTJ - Veeeery tempting.



Brody - Your city looks like it has quite the active night life!



Sarin - Yeah, no.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/07/2005 03:50 PM

If only you were younger

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
10/07/2005 03:55 PM

It would be an excellent idea for you to move into a much more practical stalking-distance into the lovely and vibrant MO, IL, IN, KY, OH, area.

It is probably the only thing you can do to forget the painful breakup.





</here to help>

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 03:57 PM

There is always the option of Canada.



You can point your gun at me if I can point mine at you.

Armored - Thunder Cat's Publicist 3,923 8
10/07/2005 03:59 PM

Come to Florida.



We were only hit by like four hurricanes this year.



We have a bunch of old people who die constantly.



The mean IQ of the residents floats between 63 and blue.



I mean, come on, the state is a gigantic phallus! You can't lose.

Jade - Reanimated Shuffling Zombie 14,453 11
10/07/2005 04:01 PM

Hey, if you really want to move, come to England. It's a bit wet, so bring an umbrella. Otherwise, we've got a lot going for us.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:01 PM

Hat, that's a pretty good offer. You might as well point your gun at her, as she will probably need something to practice aiming at, and you've probably got a pretty small target. It'll be a good challenge.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:01 PM

This is my Rifle,

This is my Gun.



This is for fighting,

This is for fun.

Armored - Thunder Cat's Publicist 3,923 8
10/07/2005 04:01 PM

Such as...?



<insert bad teeth joke>

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:01 PM

</lame small penis joke>

Armored - Thunder Cat's Publicist 3,923 8
10/07/2005 04:02 PM

Holy Shakespeare that was like a trimulpost.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
10/07/2005 04:02 PM

</unneccesary end tag>



</jumping on band-wagon>

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:03 PM

I think it's pretty clear that Ollie and I are keeping her for ourselves.



She may not know it yet, but that's the plan.

Rampaging Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/07/2005 04:03 PM

I want to focus on the "why" of the situation:



unless I change certain aspects of my character, he doesn't see us getting married. Ever.



What was it? Did you pee on the seat?

Diana Matronic - I am the CLICK Commander! 57,835 108
10/07/2005 04:04 PM

Jade honey, I live in Seattle. Only tourists have umbrellas.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:07 PM

Having lived in both England and Seattle, I can safely say it rains more here.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:08 PM

Seattleans arguing with the British about who's home gets more rain is like Newfoundland arguing with Texas over who's people talk funnier.





.. Only Spicey can say for sure.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:10 PM

Considering your logic, and my post, this is no longer a debate.

Jade - Reanimated Shuffling Zombie 14,453 11
10/07/2005 04:10 PM

Okay. But Britain's good anyway.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
10/07/2005 04:12 PM

Britain's good anyway.



For what?





Taxation without representation, that's what!

Diana Matronic - I am the CLICK Commander! 57,835 108
10/07/2005 04:15 PM

Only that one time, DR!



But seriously, I think it's because I wanted to have sex too much. Poor guy, he just couldn't keep up.*











*Note that I did not say "keep it up". I'm not that mean.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:17 PM

SD, let's not openly share our plans of filling out Dianada like an application. We should keep it on the DL that we plan on using her like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:23 PM

<action>does that weird "I agree" clicking sound and head tip thing at Ollie.</action>

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:24 PM

<action> moves to Seattle to start a grunge band and perhaps take 3rd hole with the boys </action>

SHOTGUN ANU-- What? Oh okay.



SHOTGUN VAGINA.



Man, you guys are weird.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:27 PM

Wait, another band? What's this one going to be called?

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:28 PM

NEW BAND NAME:



Stuffing Diana

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:28 PM

The Vlaccid Barracudas?

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:29 PM

Nope. Frost my post. Ollie's got it.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:29 PM

Blessed State

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:32 PM

Damn you, Thesaurus, That should have garnered instant clickies!!

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:33 PM

<action> takes off his Cole Haans, Banana Republic shirt and slacks. Pulls out dirty flannel shirt from the hamper, puts on pair of jeans that is being held together by duct tape, slides into a pair of 5 year old Doc Martens</action>



Lets rock.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:34 PM

<action>doesn't change his clothes at all</action>



Ok.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/07/2005 04:37 PM

You could move here. Far enough from Atlanta to be somewhat safe, yet dull enough to make the act of watching paint dry somewhat satisfying.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:37 PM

<action> runs to Hot Topic, Comes out with a vial of liquid. The label reads: "Pure Angst" </action>



Shakespeare! Frost-ing clerk charged me for Talent Syrum.



Well, Looks like we're gonna be Emo.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:37 PM

<action> shatters the vial and begins cutting himself </action>

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/07/2005 04:38 PM

<action>doesn't change his clothes at all</action>

Ok.

Diana Matronic - I am the CLICK Commander! 57,835 108
10/07/2005 04:39 PM

I love you guys.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:39 PM

<action> smacks SD... Four minutes from now </action>

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:40 PM

Emo? Frost that. Hat, you're out of the band.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:40 PM

Haha Sorry, Ever since I posted that link to the Emo Rang--



Uhh.. That Frost-ing bitch sold me the wrong stuff!!

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:41 PM

.. Ooh. Deja Vu.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/07/2005 04:47 PM

Deja vu?

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2005 04:48 PM

Prick!

Diana Matronic - I am the CLICK Commander! 57,835 108
10/07/2005 04:53 PM

Deja vu?



I love that place! They always let me in for free.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 06:11 AM

Totally unrelated, but watch this on a Saturday and I bet you'll see ME.



Call that Belfast?



I have seen dozens of busses go past and not one has exploded.



One man has been leaning against the post the whole time. Can you please go and check his pulse for me please?

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 06:14 AM

He is still there.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 06:16 AM

PANIC OVER!



He is standing up right now.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 06:19 AM

He's gone!



Oh, he is still there. He has a friend now.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 06:20 AM

...and he's gone.



Now there is a man talking on his cellphone.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/08/2005 08:15 AM

I friggin' love this webcam! Look at how lovely and sunny it is in bonny Belfast.



And I'll be there in like an hour.



Yay!

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 08:18 AM

Can you hold up a sign saying "HI NEEP!"

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/08/2005 08:22 AM

Can't I just flash you instead?

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 08:25 AM

If you give me a specific time. And hold it for about 30 seconds.



Otherwise I'm going to bed, it is nearly 1.30am and I have drill practice in the morning.



If you do, I will love you forever.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/08/2005 08:28 AM

DRAT! Neep, you should go to bed.



I won't be there for another hour.



But I'll do it next week when you don't have to get up for drill practice.



I'll make a proper 'HI NEEP' sign and everything. With glitter.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 08:29 AM

Awesome. Thanks.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/08/2005 08:34 AM

No problem. I live to serve my internet peoples.



Nanite, Neep.

piemaster 12,538 15
10/08/2005 08:36 AM

Hey, that car's driving on the wrong side of the road!

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/08/2005 08:38 AM

It's madness I tells you...

MADNESS.



Shakespeare, I am so late.



Bye GAB.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 08:47 AM

I swear I'm going to bed. Watch this. It's night now so all you will see is cars. That big white building is the Embassy Theatre, where Return of the King premiered. Did I tell you that about all the actors I met? Liv is purrrrr-tey.



Frost-ing mozilla, I can't be bothered to do a bit of simple html. Here: http://www.wn.co.nz/cameras/cam16.htm

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
10/08/2005 08:56 AM

Holy Shakespeare. Check out the Courtney Place cam archives from december 1st 2003.

http://www.wn.co.nz/archives.htm

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/08/2005 10:09 AM

Holy Shakespeare yourself. I think I caught some Belfast lesbian action.



What? They're just friends?







Shutup. Shutup. SHUTUP.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/09/2005 04:50 PM

I thought that one of those girls was me... but under closer inspection they seem to be friends of my friends.



And I think I may be just out of shot, because at that time I was sitting by the statue eating lunch.