Mickey D's Monopoly
A comedy conversation
by paradigmshift 4 8 10/10/2005 04:56 PM 247 views
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I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for McDonald's Monopoly. I look forward to it every year. I've never won of course. But to me, Macopoly isn't about the winning. It's really another season for me. Like Christmas time. I gain at least 10 lbs just bucking for another boardwalk.
Anyone feel the same?
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Chuckleworthy
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Side-splitting
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Chris Garrett, Naked 86,932 12
10/10/2005 04:57 PM
No.
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Jilly 24,693 8
10/10/2005 05:03 PM
I like adult literacy courses. They're fun. Wanna come to one with me?
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Side-splitting
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Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/10/2005 05:21 PM
My dad told me today he entered a contest to win a free trip to Tanzania (his brother lives there).
I said, "Do you think you'll win?"
He said, "Yes."
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Hilarious
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Panda, SH Panda 181,790 70
10/10/2005 05:22 PM
Jilly, that type of comment is a lot more effective when the noob actually seems illerate.
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Funny
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Jilly 24,693 8
10/10/2005 05:23 PM
Macopoly
didn't get the pun.
and I DID say that I enjoy adult literacy courses. You think I go for my health?
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Side-splitting
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Panda, SH Panda 181,790 70
10/10/2005 05:25 PM
illerate.
Or on me. Whatever.
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Jilly 24,693 8
10/10/2005 05:26 PM
squirt cheese in a can on Frito's Scoops is so good.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Larxene 18 7
10/10/2005 08:18 PM
It should be Mcopoly. Not Macopoly. Sheesh.
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Funny
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Manbride of Kimmy Gibbler 161,353 14
10/10/2005 08:24 PM
Every Frost-ing year I have to hear someone tell me how they had every piece for the million dollars except one, and they think they may have had it at one point but threw it away. First off, no. And secondly, uh-uh. These are the same people who try to figure out a system to win the lottery, or watch Blue Collar Television because it's so dern funny.
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Hilarious
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Chris Garrett, Naked 86,932 12
10/10/2005 08:25 PM
I JUST NEED PARK PLACE!!
Does ANYONE have PARK PLACE!!
That's all I need to Git-er-done.
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Hilarious
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Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/10/2005 08:25 PM
Just out of curiosity, Chi-Chi, is there anyone in this whole world that lives up to your high standards? Or do you just think we all suck donkey dicks?
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Funny
4 votes
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/10/2005 08:25 PM
I have Boardwalk, and that's one of the two I need to win a million.
I think I had Park Place at one point, but I think one of the kids threw it away. Man, oh man. I just need to get another one, and that million is MINE!
Excuse me while I go watch Blue Collar TV.
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Hilarious
11 votes
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/10/2005 08:27 PM
Frost YOU CHRIS GARRETT! Frost YOU IN YOUR STUPID ASS.
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Side-splitting
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Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/10/2005 08:27 PM
Heh - CG types faster than you. And he's got broken bones.
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Chuckleworthy
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/10/2005 08:28 PM
You'll notice, Dit, that the time stamps are the same.
Bitch.
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Side-splitting
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Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/10/2005 08:28 PM
If you two combine it, you can win!
You owe me a $500,000 consulting fee.
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Funny
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Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/10/2005 08:32 PM
Bitch.
How come I can't make it through one day without someone calling me that?
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Amusing
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Kel-C 1,019 7
10/10/2005 08:35 PM
I like Baltic Ave. There is nothing wrong with living in the ghetto.
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Funny
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Kel-C 1,019 7
10/10/2005 08:36 PM
They probably have more mcdonalds there then on park place anyway.
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Hilarious
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/10/2005 08:45 PM
Dit, you know that when I say "bitch" what I'm really saying is "I love you, and want to have hot gay sex with you. Should I invite my husband?"
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Funny
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Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/10/2005 08:45 PM
Ok, and yes.
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Funny
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Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/10/2005 08:46 PM
I wouldn't want to break up the marriage.
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/10/2005 08:47 PM
You're going to bring the girlfriend, right?
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Funny
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Manbride of Kimmy Gibbler 161,353 14
10/10/2005 10:14 PM
Just out of curiosity, Chi-Chi, is there anyone in this whole world that lives up to your high standards?
haha, Ditdah likes Blue Collar Television! *begins heaping scorn*
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Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
10/10/2005 10:33 PM
My friend won a Sony PSP last week playing that Shakespeare.
Ironically, he's rich, lives in his own house (that his parents had built specifically for him) on the beachside, owns two Toyota Celicas, and probably already has three PSPs.
Why does that always Frost-ing happen?
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Manbride of Kimmy Gibbler 161,353 14
10/10/2005 10:35 PM
No joke. Some friends of mine went to Vegas last year, and the one kid who has a huge trust fund and doesn't really ever work but owns a house, two cars, an ATV and a few acres, came back from Vegas $600 ahead.
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Funny
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Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/31/2005 09:32 PM
Hey there, cloos eleventywhatever, the NLI person above - any relation to George Cloos, the fife maker?
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Pants 14,252 17
10/31/2005 09:41 PM
When I worked at McDonald's in high school we "found" cases of cups and fry boxes out by the dumpster. Despite all of our hard work searching for the valuable pieces all we won were free french fries and drinks while some bitch won the trip to Hawaii.
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Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
10/31/2005 09:41 PM
If the emoticon is anything to go by, I'd says more likely related to Blues Clues ; - )
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