KelC- all dressed up with nowhere to go 1,019 7
10/12/2005 07:00 PM

Wow... First time I read that, I completley missed the words Texas Renaissance Festival. Those words are definitly key to understand-

no, wait...I still don't get it.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/12/2005 07:01 PM

Where is the BLOOD??

Jade - Evil Zombie Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/12/2005 07:01 PM

That's nice, SR. Good luck with the wedding. I hope the marriage lasts a long time and no untoward events happen at the ceremony.

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 07:02 PM

And here are the accessories



Hat

Boots

Scim itar

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/12/2005 07:03 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SR!

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/12/2005 07:03 PM

Ok, I had TTJ & Donk down on my list under "Dorkiest Weddings Ever."



It's a good thing I wrote it in pencil.

Declan McVorhees 131,887 36
10/12/2005 07:04 PM

The only thing more frightening than a wedding at a RenFaire is a wedding at a Science Fiction convergence.

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 07:05 PM

I would have posted them all at once an actually looked over the spelling but pressing tab and the enter kind of makes a premature postulation.

Daggy, GABbing since 2006! 86,705 14
10/12/2005 07:05 PM

I've seen you in Shrek #2!









Also, you need to tidy your room or NO WEDDING, MISTER!

Wyndikan 16 7
10/12/2005 07:07 PM

Hmm. Interesting. Most people wouldn't give these kind of wacky things the recognition they deserve. I think it's cool, whilst others make not appreciate it. Heck, most people probably can't even spell "Renassance."



...



renaissance...

Jade - Evil Zombie Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/12/2005 07:07 PM

I like the outfit, actually. It's different, and I'm sure you'll look great.





But yeah, the room could use a clean up.

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 07:14 PM

The whole living room is full of clutter, all I've been doing is sowing this outfit, My living room at one point 2 weeks ago was nice an clean, now I am so tired after sowing I haven't had the energy to clean. I wake up I sow the outfits, Robin gets home around 2, we both sow, I cook dinner, then more sowing, then bed... repeat.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/12/2005 07:17 PM

Your job sounds demanding.

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 07:23 PM

My job is easy, I work Thursay, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I go in at 3 pm, I enter names and bithtdays into a database. I setup reservations for the comedy club. I call the confirm reservations. I sit in a nice soft chair in a booth for 2 hours, makeing sure people pay to get in to see the comedians.

I am Straw 98,000 37
10/12/2005 07:23 PM

Well, you reap what you sow.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/12/2005 07:25 PM

So, cooking usually consists of boiling enough water for 2 Cup O' Noodles?

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/12/2005 07:26 PM

<action> sings </action> Reap, reap, reap,

You're going to reap just what you sow, yeah.



Oh, it's such a perfect day.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/12/2005 07:27 PM

Aw Shakespeare, I've been mean enough for today.



You know I love you as much as my ancestors that came over on the Mayflower loved your land.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 171,275 14
10/12/2005 07:29 PM

No hidden lemon party link, so disappointed. Just when I was beginning to like you too.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
10/12/2005 07:49 PM

Well a fella ought to be sweating on his wedding day, and looks like you will be doing your fair share of that in them duds.



Actually look real cool for middle ages and all. Remember now to be authentic you shouldn't bathe for a few days before the event. You don't want to get all diseased from the water before you even get a chance to get married.



Ohh, and don't forget to bring a good "Flagon" for some Ale or hard cider, you only get married for the first time once !



Congrats to both of you !

UnderWater - the undead Tsunami victim 101,398 77
10/12/2005 08:03 PM

Spicey and I were going to crash the wedding, but SR & Robin were nice enough to put us on the guest list. We have costumes too, but we bought them. I can't sew worth a Shakespeare, so if my shirts so much as lose a button, I'm out of luck.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/12/2005 08:41 PM

DONT DO IT.



Marriage always



ends.in.tears

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 09:52 PM

I've heard from so many people not to get married. Why? Just because you Frosted up an spent 4 weeks with someone before you married them doesn't mean I'm that stupid. I've been dating Robin for 4 years and living with her for 3, so I'm pretty sure since I haven't left her, or cheated on her, I'm happy with her. We've worked out all the issues, we've made compromises, we've had very rough times were we did split up for a month. It's time to get some kind of tax break or health insurance for the Shakespeare I had to go through to get here.

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/12/2005 10:10 PM

Yeah, but have you farted and pulled the covers over her head yet?

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 10:11 PM

No, and I never plan to, because I'm not a jackass.

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/12/2005 10:21 PM

Prove it.

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 10:23 PM

I put the seat down.

UnderWater - the undead Tsunami victim 101,398 77
10/12/2005 10:24 PM

I dated my ex for 2 years (for all but the first 6 months we lived together) and our marriage lasted almost a decade. I certainly believed that a government-sanctioned union would make us stronger. Shucks, we lived the American dream together - we adopted two wonderful children, bought a big house in the country and we had a cute, friendly dog.



Then he slowly turned into a soul-sucking, emotionless speciman of a man who never wanted to have sex and spent his days watching drama DVDs and listening to Rush. My kids became teenagers and I had to have the dog put to sleep.





I got my divorce decree in the mail yesterday.





Anyway, see you on Saturday! I'm hoping it doesn't rain.

Declan McVorhees 131,887 36
10/12/2005 10:31 PM

Maybe you should have had the husband put to sleep?

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 10:43 PM

She tired, but the massive amount of sleeping pills she slipped him, in the pasta sauce, only slowed the blood flow from the wounds were she shot him.

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/12/2005 11:04 PM

I hope you have nice weather for your wedding day.



Good luck!



Also, Spicey and Undies, please take pictures so we can see them in their wedding finery.

eeboney 372 8
10/12/2005 11:06 PM

I never even lift the seat up anymore-



It's just too dirty down there.







Anyways, congrats on the big event.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/12/2005 11:12 PM

I have a gold knife too.



Word.

Wild-eyed Suicide Ranger with bloody hands 27,937 12
10/12/2005 11:41 PM

Heh, the sword does look gold, it's not that is just the light from the ceiling lamp.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/12/2005 11:48 PM

<action>reads title, and gives thanks that he's not dyslexic...</action>

Manbride of Kimmy Gibbler 161,353 14
10/12/2005 11:53 PM

Willingly listening to Rush is a sure sign of a person's worthlessness.

Mummified Chickens with 2000 year old halitosis 286,539 61
10/13/2005 09:02 AM

<action> bites thumb at thread

AltarTopJane-waiting to be sacrificed 173,958 15
10/13/2005 09:40 AM

Congrats, SR and Robin. If I still lived in Texas, I would show up and give you my support. Sadly, I'm now across the country.

But, seriously, thank you for topping my wedding in dorkiness. (but I've seen weddings at ren fests, and they are always beautiful, and I'm sure yours will be too)

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/13/2005 09:21 PM

He listened to the band Rush, or to Rush Limbaugh?



Never mind. Either one is a good enough reason for divorce.