dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:35 AM

On a scale of one to ten...



A million and three.



I'd be up for it though! ... I think.



But, and I can't stress this enough- I live in NORTHERN Ireland. And it's about a 2 hour trip from Dublin. Just FYI.

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:37 AM

I KNOW where Northern Ireland is... They rent a car and travel all over. Theay are usually there for 2 weeks. Stay in little places I've never heard of. They don't like Dublin - say it's not 'country' enough.

Wyndikan 16 5
10/13/2005 04:37 AM

Is it true that in Dublin they are always "Dublin the pleasure, dublin the fun?" I just figured cause Ireland is like... King of Beers...

Panda, SH Panda 126,312 11
10/13/2005 04:37 AM

a 2 hour trip



Cool. So what is that in American time measurment units?

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,356 10
10/13/2005 04:38 AM

You! New person! Stop posting whatever stupid crap pops into your head!

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:38 AM

Sweet, when are you'snes planning on coming?

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:39 AM

Well, in American that takes as long as about two episodes of Lost.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 168,225 11
10/13/2005 04:40 AM

Ditah, make sure you do your research, that disposing of a body thread might come in handy. And remember, you can never have too much lube. Youre welcome!

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,034 6
10/13/2005 04:40 AM

you'snes



Good ole Irish.

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:40 AM

I really AM going to be there with the parents. I doubt too many activites requiring lube will be happening.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 168,225 11
10/13/2005 04:43 AM

WHat if the rental car has a sqeaky door. You can tell your parents, hold on I got this! Pull out the super slick prick juice and wala! Problem solved.

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:44 AM

super slick prick juice



I can not IMAGINE the look on my father's face if I uttered this phrase.

Panda, SH Panda 126,312 11
10/13/2005 04:44 AM

Ditdah-



You're leaving American soil to visit the country that is home to the IRA.



Security alone will require lube.



And you're going to Ireland. I swear if you don't smuggle me home some Baileys, the hot lezbo action is off.

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:45 AM

My mother, however, would ask to use some. She has no problem telling me about their sex life.



They are some serious sex addicts.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 168,225 11
10/13/2005 04:46 AM

I can not IMAGINE the look on my father's face if I uttered this phrase.



Complete satisfaction? No?

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:46 AM

Hey, the IRA have totally disbandHAHAHA.



But seriously, when you coming and are you planning to travel round the North too?

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:46 AM

smuggle me home some Baileys,



You know you can buy that here, right?

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:48 AM

I think they are planning for next spring. And yes, they tend to travel all around the 'perimeter' of the country - even up North.



The GF just said "Can I go too? Do they like black people in Ireland?" SO many responses popped into my head, but I didn't think I should say any of them.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:49 AM

American Bailey's is not the same though.



It's like crinkle cut oven chips. They just taste better than the plain ones.



No, I know it's nothing like crinkle cut oven chips. But I'm tired.

Panda, SH Panda 126,312 11
10/13/2005 04:50 AM

smuggle me home some Baileys,

You know you can buy that here, right?



FINE. See if I come up with any more creative non-parent oriented uses for lube for YOU.

Dismembered Ditdah 115,023 10
10/13/2005 04:51 AM

You were going to come up with some parent-oriented ones?



EWWWWWWWW

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:52 AM

Seriously though, I would totally be up for meeting you in the flesh.



Since we had that threesome and all.



Oh, we could make out on front of the webcam!



And get drunk! Oh, fun.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:53 AM

And you know Ulster has just legalised gay marriages?



So if you bring the GF there could be wedding bells in the air...

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 41,449 9
10/13/2005 04:53 AM

LEAVE!



If you leave the GF...