Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:38 PM

I could cut your tongue out so you can't even taste your last beer.





But really, I'm just here for the Orbs.

Jade - Evil Zombie Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/13/2005 05:39 PM

As am I. So make with the smiley golden orbs.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 05:40 PM

Hi Hat!

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:40 PM

No, Not yet. I've got an hour and a half until then.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 05:41 PM

You just seemed to be the only person in here worth saying hi to.

Aimless's Fetus - Ma Ma, Ma Ma 181,790 70
10/13/2005 05:42 PM

This thread exceeds my Frosttard tolerance.

Emperor Nick 376 8
10/13/2005 05:42 PM

Free!

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2005 05:43 PM

I am doing my best to NOT post in jk's threads but he floods the board so I have no choice.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 05:43 PM

We can always jack them... then ignore him.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:45 PM

We DO always jack them, and ignore him.



Don't make it sound like its some sort of revolutionary thing.



JK2K is our Katrina, We're just mopping up and using what we can.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2005 05:46 PM

GREAT IDEA!

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/13/2005 05:46 PM

Agreed, Ditdah.



So what was your last beer?



Mine was Guinness. Sweet, delicious, cascading, milky Guinness.



Wow. So thiroused now.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 05:47 PM

JK2K is our Katrina



Not quite. HT's still here.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 05:48 PM

Actually, I have not had any beer this week.



I have polished off a bottle of Smirnoff and 2 bottles of wine, though.

gorckat 41,132 13
10/13/2005 05:48 PM

Camille. He's about that old.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 05:48 PM

It's gotten to the point where Satan has just set up a cot in my room.



He snores real loud.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:49 PM

HT is black, He's nothing close to a natural disaster.









Badum CHHHH!!

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/13/2005 05:49 PM

Yeah. If you want the 'mopping up and using what we can' to work, then Sausagedog is more like someone else's dead hooker.



Someone else's sweet, delicious, cascading, milky dead hooker.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 05:50 PM

<action>walks away rubbing his eye</action>



Man. My own joke just hit me in the face!



That's the last time I stand behind Hat.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:53 PM

I don't understand!

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 05:54 PM

That's cause you aren't high yet.



Read it later tonight.



And then explain it to me.

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/13/2005 05:54 PM

i dont see orbs being filled here!!



lies.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:55 PM

You're a little late. It's matlock time.

Something Bankey This Way Comes 70,843 10
10/13/2005 05:58 PM

What kind of selfloathing schlep would post in a thread like this just for orbs?



FOR SHAME!

Emperor Nick 376 8
10/13/2005 05:58 PM

You know, I don't really mind JK2K. If it weren't for everyone hating him, one of you probably would have noticed and mentioned that I'm also a dirty Frost-ing n00b, with great potential for being an Emerson, and then everyone would hate me.



In conclusion, thank you for being a Coleridgesucking scapegoat JK2K. <3

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 05:59 PM

We already do hate you. Haven't you noticed us ignoring you as well?

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 05:59 PM

A n00b! GET'IM!

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 06:00 PM

Did this thread just do that mysterious bump thing again?

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 06:00 PM

Yes. For all three of you.



Emersons.

Emperor Nick 376 8
10/13/2005 06:01 PM

We already do hate you. Haven't you noticed us ignoring you as well?



No more than my mother.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2005 06:04 PM

Whatever happened to the days of lurking and getting acclimated?



The new nOObs really suck.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 06:06 PM

Waht about you, 3W? Do you suck?

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 06:09 PM

Ok, just ignore that post altogether.



Thanksomuchiloveyou.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2005 06:10 PM

Ditdah my darling, my personal creedo is that...



A sucker is born every minute, swallowers are hard to find.



</stolen from my motorcycle helmet sticker>



I am the latter.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 06:11 PM

True, 3dub, But see.



Back in the day of lurking, All us Regulars (or as I was back then, a sneaky n00b, a Sn00b) didn't have any ammo to make teh funny like this. Slapstick style yknow. So we'd have to resort to trying to do it with the elite.



Which, As us old enough to know remember, was hard to do.





I say, If you wanna lurk, You probably already do.



If you wanna log in and click all Hat posts, Hell Power to ya!



But if you're a Frost-ing douchebarrel and act like it, expect to make EVERYONE funnier on your behalf.



END OF DISCUSSION (hey, it worked last time)

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2005 06:13 PM

Don't end of discussion me pal.



I'm cranky today.



And I can't even blame it on Aunt Flo anymore

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/13/2005 06:15 PM

did I start this thread or did CG??



I'm so tired.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 06:16 PM

Yes, But you fail to realize you would sell your son Odin for a chance at getting dental work done by me.



So END OF DISCUSSION!

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 06:16 PM

That's what people in movies say right before they die.



Play your part, JK, play your part.

203,475 12
10/13/2005 06:16 PM

Frost-ing worthless.

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/13/2005 06:17 PM

Ummm- I was just looking for free orbs, I can't stay.

Emperor Nick 376 8
10/13/2005 06:22 PM

In my own defense, I post very little, and this time was only to mock JK2K.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/13/2005 06:22 PM

only 14 minutes left

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 06:24 PM

You know, I completely forgot who started this thread. The whole time I've been thinking "who the hell is 5ing everything?"

SweetWitches 3,351 8
10/13/2005 06:27 PM

Bwahahaha...I'll fill your orbs.











</notreally>

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 06:28 PM

What - you don't think I was doing it?

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/13/2005 06:29 PM

only 14 minutes left



until..?

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 06:29 PM

He stops orbing everyone.

Jade - Evil Zombie Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/13/2005 06:30 PM

Until JK2K implodes?



</crosses fingers and hopes>

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/13/2005 06:31 PM

The true janekielbasa johnnykielbasa will shock you all.!

Emperor Nick 376 8
10/13/2005 06:32 PM

I think he's about to come out of the closet.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 06:32 PM

Ok, who orbed HIM?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:34 PM

Orb

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:34 PM

whoring

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:34 PM

at

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:34 PM

its

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:34 PM

finest

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 06:35 PM

<action> grins from ear to ear </action>

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/13/2005 06:39 PM

<action> changing my depends for the third time </action>

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:43 PM

You're so full of Shakespeare... wait... nevermind.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/13/2005 06:47 PM

dammit my watch stopped

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/13/2005 06:52 PM

Well, it's time to leave work and stop pretending that I'm working, and go to Clark's and start pretending that I'm sober.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/13/2005 06:55 PM

My boss sees me not working, he says "Hey! you pretend you're working." I said "How about you pretend I'm working. You make more money then me, you go off into a fantasy world."

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/13/2005 07:01 PM

Well Frostbags, It's 5 oclock.



I'm gonna go home and pack, Don't miss me!

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 07:02 PM

Done and done.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/13/2005 07:05 PM

I have to eat now..............

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/13/2005 07:10 PM

You Americans and your crazy times.



It's after midnight, sillies.

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/13/2005 07:12 PM

If you please, sir, I want some more orbs.

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,555 11
10/13/2005 07:16 PM

Hmm, posting in this thread is below McPants dignity. Free orbs are free orbs though.. Mmmm, orbs..

Eric! at the Disco 278 8
10/13/2005 07:16 PM

Can n00bs get their orbs filled too? I'll do anything.













Anything.

Eric! at the Disco 278 8
10/13/2005 07:17 PM

Even italicize words.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 07:23 PM

One of my roomates want's to get a houseplant. Since I'm the only one with a car, he just called me and asked me to come pick it up.



I think he's an idiot.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/13/2005 07:23 PM

-'

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/13/2005 07:25 PM

Unless the houseplant can talk and sing.



Then you've got a musical on your hands.

Manbride of Kimmy Gibbler 161,353 14
10/13/2005 07:37 PM

This can only lead to rampant orb inflation. Have fun taking a wheelbarrow filled with orbs to the market to buy your brotchen.

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,555 11
10/13/2005 07:37 PM

One of my roomates want's to get a houseplant. Since I'm the only one with a car, he just called me and asked me to come pick it up.



A houseplant, huh. Just remember to dry the leaves thoroughly before smoking.

K the Wonderpuppy 1,019 7
10/13/2005 07:46 PM

I'm an orb whore.

I have not read this thread- I just read the title.

ORB ME UP BABY!

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/13/2005 07:47 PM

<action> doesn't read thread..holds sign that reads TAKE ME TOO!! towards the sky and waits for orbs.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/13/2005 07:48 PM

Trae, I can't bear the thought of JK orbing you.



SO I did it first.

176,450 56
10/13/2005 07:49 PM

Try to orb this, sucker!

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/13/2005 07:53 PM

Thank you Ditdah. I felt that deep. REAL deep.

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/13/2005 10:27 PM

I just took Eric's cherry.





You should feel pretty right about now.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/14/2005 12:40 PM

Knowing that there are Bazillions of gabbers, and Trillions of them have brains, and Billions post yearly, and Millions love me (but won't admit it), and 100's of thousands want a postcard from me, and 10's of thousands need online sexual encounters, and thousands need drugs or alcohol, and hundreds need money, and double didgets excite me......................Sorry.



There is only ONE..... MRSJK2K

BURP........

Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
10/14/2005 12:51 PM

Worst. Thread. Evar.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 171,275 14
10/14/2005 12:53 PM

Free

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/14/2005 12:55 PM

<action>doesn't read thread.</action>



So what? We just post and get some orbs?



No thanks.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/14/2005 12:57 PM

After I left yesterday, until I came back in this morning, I noticed I'd amassed over a thousand orbs.





Thanks to you, Devoted Followers!

Jilly 24,693 8
10/14/2005 12:58 PM

jk --- for you

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 171,275 14
10/14/2005 12:59 PM

Shakespeare damn phone call messed up my plan. Nevermind carryon.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/14/2005 01:03 PM

Jilly..........you bitch.........



My first maha

24,152 8
10/14/2005 01:04 PM

I protest this thread.

Cruz, all that never was 9,993 12
10/14/2005 01:05 PM

Fill me

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/14/2005 01:05 PM

5 NLI ORBS for the Protesting Darko

Cruz, all that never was 9,993 12
10/14/2005 01:07 PM

Thank you

Jilly 24,693 8
10/14/2005 01:07 PM

Not anymore

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/14/2005 01:34 PM

desperately waiting for sanity

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/14/2005 02:47 PM

*** your server will be down for 8 months if you don't get off Zug***

***your connection is not connected**

***the beer store closes in 15 minutes (put your pants on)***



OOPS>>>>I GOTTA GO

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 04:50 PM

Keep it up, Emerson.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 04:56 PM

You flood threads. Against the rules. No more you.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 04:56 PM

That doesn't mean you can carry on in the meantime. Putting "apologetic" in your name then acting unapologetic isn't helping. IF you had any intention of hearing John's answer then trying to appeal to his sense of kindness you're blowing it. And trust me, he is much more tolerant than I am so be glad it's him with the power.

Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/20/2006 05:35 PM

Did you guys know I have a freakish finger?

Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/20/2006 05:36 PM

Because I do.

Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/20/2006 05:36 PM

And I hope the orb give-away is still in effect.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 05:37 PM

Die.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 05:40 PM

I have yet to receive an explanation.









Buy the book !

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:06 PM

You already are.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 06:06 PM

I'd rather be banned.





Deal !

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:11 PM

You guys don't really call them orbs, do you?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 06:14 PM

Smilies, orbs, clickies, there are a hundred terms. We don't believe in consistency.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:16 PM

I would call them persnickety-doodles.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:17 PM

I call them Kakes. Because I don't see them very often.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 06:20 PM

John suggested we call them orbs of hilarity.







I guess the other options sounded gay.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:21 PM

John isn't very original. He keeps asking the board for help.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:21 PM

Does everyone else think they are way lamer than the old binary clickie/maharishi system?

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:23 PM

He keeps asking the board for help



That's smart. I'm going to go to a Christian board later and ask for the best way to make a homemade bong.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:23 PM

John banned the Maha. Even if you are only clicked a one ranking, it still goes toward your total.





I need a way to show people I hate them, like Miracles.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:24 PM

Why don't you just ask Chickens?

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:25 PM

I will start posting more when he implements a "Punch a lame Froster in the face" button that works.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:28 PM

That's great kholera.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:30 PM

Aren't we all going to die anyway?

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:31 PM

Why don't you go drink your breakfast, ginormous irish dog.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:33 PM

I did this morning. Went out last night and needed a little Bailey's in my coffee to get through class.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:34 PM

I'm in a bad mood cause the subway was down, so I had to take a cab, and then my cell phone fell out of my pocket when I was in the cab, and I was rude to the retarded arab driver, and now I think my phone's gone forever.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 06:35 PM

Will there be photos of the orb recall?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:35 PM

I am sure it is fine...and currently being used to make calls to Saudi Arabia and plan a terrorist attack. Tell the Feds I said hi.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:37 PM

hahaha, you know me. I'm East Boston ghetto. It's prepaid, and has $2.00 on it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:38 PM

Did you ever get your shower fixed?



Or is it now a pool?

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:39 PM

Naw, I fixed it. My place is looking pretty decent now. It used to look like haitian refugees lived here, now it looks like homeless americans live here.

Darrin 21,346 0
01/20/2006 06:40 PM

Frost-ing A, you two. Take it to IM. You are chatting back and forth like a couple of school fags in 2 threads.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:41 PM

Eat a dick you Frost-ing tool.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:41 PM

I have gotten some information about what's been going on with you by stopping by HoB every once in awhile.



Good to hear you are getting your Shakespeare together. And have fun going back to school.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:42 PM

I will. I gotta go now cause some greasy n00b loser is yelling at me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:43 PM

Its not really a noob.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:44 PM

Who is it?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 06:45 PM

I don't know for sure. And people apparently have been sworn to keep it quiet.

Darrin 21,346 0
01/20/2006 06:46 PM

I'm Chris Garrett.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:46 PM

Oh, my apologies. Unless it's someone really lame, and in that case, go eat a dick, you Frost-ing tool.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:47 PM

You are not Chris Garret. His last name is spelled with only one 't'. Everyone knows that.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 06:51 PM

Bingo Big !

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 06:51 PM

Ah, ok.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 09:26 PM

Lets bury this reminder.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/20/2006 09:33 PM

I had to read Al's post twice because I thought it said, "Let's bury this reindeer."

55,555 14
01/20/2006 10:59 PM

mmmmmmmmmph!

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:24 AM

wot do i have to do to get smilies?!

Autra - Boring as always 10,560 11
01/21/2006 02:34 PM

wot do i have to do to get smilies?!



Stop sucking at the funny.

Neophyte 9,956 11
06/04/2006 09:01 AM

I have followed Steve Martin's instructions and placed lunchmeat inside my shoes.....and he's right, I do FEEL funny. There must be more to it.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
06/04/2006 09:31 AM

I didn't even post in here and someone is giving me clickies...

GollyJee 520 7
06/04/2006 09:43 AM

http://www.blitzt.com/files/Your_a_fag.jpg

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 10:15 AM

Can I have some??????

GollyJee 520 7
06/04/2006 10:21 AM

To hell with this rating system I know I'm funny...my mom said so.

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 10:23 AM

TA

THESTALKER...where is the love????? 742 0
06/04/2006 10:31 AM

If I ask again will I get more????

Jeprechaun 58,758 13
06/04/2006 11:41 AM

Do you noobs not know that resurecting a JK2K thread is aking to screaming "Beetlejuice" 3 times.





While you Frosters are at it, why don't you just go scream "TURKEY!" from the rooftops?!?!?!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/04/2006 11:47 AM

I'm still drunk from last night and I know I've posted in this thread. Here's for round 2.

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/04/2006 01:26 PM

<action>for orbs</action>

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,539 61
06/04/2006 06:12 PM

WTF? 10 posts this month in this thread and it's registering over 500 smileys? There's a bug in this thread.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
06/04/2006 08:33 PM

umm...yeah...about those smileys...





You're welcome?

Potrzebie 1,790 9
06/05/2006 09:36 AM

orbs??

(un)Lucky Luke 695 9
06/05/2006 09:51 AM

aghem...."you fill my orb so I can walk on mountains, you fiiiiiil my orb ......."

Deep Fried Jeebus 220 8
06/05/2006 09:55 AM

I am an orb slut.

slut me!

Rubberducky 361 7
06/05/2006 10:52 AM

Slut.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
06/05/2006 11:10 AM

Ignorant slut.

Crypto 800 7
06/05/2006 11:12 AM

This thread is incredibly "orbsure"









I'm sorry, i just felt this thread called for a pointless and badly thoughtout play on words.

If you even so much as chuckled at that, you need to be shot.

Crypto 800 7
06/05/2006 11:18 AM

Well that would have been slightly amusing if i knew how to spell.

Lets try this again



Orbscure





Feel free to laugh "at" me.

Pumpkin Noggin 56,642 8
06/05/2006 11:31 AM

Do we have to pay if we only wan't our orbs HALF full?

Potrzebie 1,790 9
06/05/2006 11:33 PM

I want my orbs fully-not-empty. can this be arranged?

Millie 116,988 28
06/05/2006 11:35 PM

I wish you people wouldn't bump this idiotic thread. It brings back bad memories. I'm only posting in it now because it's already at the top of the page.

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
06/05/2006 11:37 PM

Was it really necessary to bump this thread?

THESTALKER &his friend the pedestrian humorist 742 0
06/06/2006 02:10 AM

I wonder how many times I can ask for clickies ???????

Midgets, crawling out of the depths of hell 96,092 48
06/06/2006 02:58 AM

I wonder how many times I can ask for free clickies



Too many.

Midgets, crawling out of the depths of hell 96,092 48
06/06/2006 02:59 AM

<action>writes Stalkers in pentagram and pisses on it</action>

THESTALKER &his friend the pedestrian humorist 742 0
06/06/2006 05:58 AM

Hmmmmmmmm I think I have found the BEG for clickies threshold.

Maybe I have even broken this thread, If I have my appologies..