Manbride of Kimmy Gibbler 161,353 14
10/16/2005 02:48 PM

Hahah, oops.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/16/2005 02:51 PM

I once tried to fix up the friend of a friend with another friend of a friend.

The first friend of a friend in question did not approve of second friend of a friend and described her as someone who looks like "200 pounds of chewed bubblegum in a 100 pound wrapper."









That picture is a thinner version, I suspect.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/16/2005 02:52 PM

Maybe he said potatoes . . . . the color of the outfit threw me off.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/16/2005 02:53 PM

And, of course, they're not chewed potatoes because that would be just weird!

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/16/2005 02:54 PM

Despite the fact that they've been featured several times on Nip/Tuck, I, for one, am NOT a fan of the new ThighBoobs.

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/16/2005 02:56 PM

shewed puhtater

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/16/2005 03:23 PM

"Honey, you should get those hemrroids checked out, they make your ass look fat" I said.

"No, I have the perfect outfit" she replied.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/16/2005 03:36 PM

"I told you those oversized Starbucks muffins would go to your hips."

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/16/2005 03:36 PM

"Holy mother of God that's a really pink outfit!"

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/16/2005 03:59 PM

This breast cancer awareness is just getting rediculous.

Nathyn in the flesh 0 0
10/16/2005 04:02 PM

<action>stares at that grotesque picture in horrid fasination</action>

Nathyn has recovered from his head injuries 0 0
10/16/2005 04:07 PM

I like asses, but...



Do we really need them on our thighs...?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/16/2005 04:07 PM

This Cirque du Soleil bullShakespeare has gotten WAY out of hand.

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/16/2005 05:22 PM

Durex Body condoms

Now with strategic bumps for maximum pleasure

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/16/2005 05:28 PM

That's it. No one desecrates my great grandmother like that.........



NO ONE

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
10/16/2005 05:39 PM

Ingrid, is color blind, was unceremoniously tossed out of the theater, during tan open call audition for new cast members of The Blue Man Group

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
10/16/2005 05:58 PM

Ladies, don't go off that diet just yet, the new "Heat Shrink" line, from Jean-Paul Gaultier is less forgiving than ever this fall.

maddoc 53 7
10/16/2005 07:06 PM

Once again cutting edge fashion for the deformed. This outfit from elephant man industries is the latest. As you can see this woman has found a way to hide the fact her breasts are in her thighs.

Zombie Named Bub 1,163 8
10/16/2005 07:18 PM

Being perfectly preserved after falling into a vat at the Jolly Rancher's plant, the body of Alex was kept around to remind fellow employees that horseplay is not worth the risk.

Smulzie 980 9
10/16/2005 07:31 PM

Shoulder boobs and thigh boobs?! Count me in

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
10/16/2005 08:56 PM

Umm....excuse me mam....but you wouldn't happen to have a string of golf ball sized anal beads anywhere on you, would you ?

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/16/2005 09:22 PM

<action>with his sweet euphemism powers</action>Cars aren't supposed to have four headlights

Scarecrow stuffed with Straw 98,000 37
10/16/2005 09:25 PM

I wouldn't exactly called that "unveiled," Bob.

SalsaShark 6,518 12
10/16/2005 10:49 PM

I told you: not even 4 bags of Big League Chew could support a 6' bubble. You owe me 10 bucks.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/16/2005 11:12 PM

In-Context Photo Caption:



"The prototype uniforms for the expansion New York Queens

were not well received by the NFL"

Something Bankey This Way Comes 70,843 10
10/17/2005 08:54 AM

Gene Simmons tongue was spotted in New York this weekend.

IronJeff 96 7
10/17/2005 10:04 AM

Umpa Loopa Porn

gorctard 41,132 13
10/17/2005 10:31 AM

Rodrigo switched cell phone providers after showing up for the audition of 'a man who enjoys water sports' as 'a man who enjoys genital warts'.

IronJeff 96 7
10/17/2005 11:46 AM

The futurascope camera brings you this picture from the year 2018 of Micheal Jackson's 'Son' Prince Micheal.

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/17/2005 11:47 AM

This is your sperm after drinking Mountain Dew Code: Red.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/17/2005 11:58 AM

Seasame Street has decided to start teaching kids about more adult subject matter. Here we see one of the new characters they plan to introduce this next season, Hermione the Happy Herpe.

Son of an Irish Noble 0 7
10/17/2005 04:01 PM

(above)In an operation reminiscient of "Robocop," surgeons at the University of Berkely have succeeded in creating a virtually indestructible crime fighting cyborg.

"It's amazing!" exclaimed researcher Sphincter Cannon, "The only mishap was in the final appearence. The unfortunate color and shape originated in our decision to use a French subject..."

UNDER_LING 12 7
10/17/2005 04:43 PM

"MMMUMMMUMMMM! mmmmmmmmm... mmmm?"

D-Stock 2,210 10
10/17/2005 07:22 PM

I've seen pinker.





</nutbutter>

cueballjonez 318 7
10/17/2005 07:50 PM

Amber Rutherford strides proudly across the high school stage in her exhibit entitled "My Vagina, Inside-Out"

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
10/17/2005 08:31 PM

Scotty, you've got 10 seconds to put this transporter in reverse and materialize me properly.

cueballjonez 318 7
10/17/2005 08:42 PM

Not to be outdone by Victorias Secret, Walmart introduced their version of the sexy body stocking this week. Seen modeling this version is Sue Blankenship, senior deli cashier.

Mwahiy: Incognito 5,425 9
10/17/2005 10:13 PM

Mr. Slave's new sex toy.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/17/2005 10:18 PM

I think I'm going to make a new game out of the Capcon. From now on, I'm not going to look at the picture, and am instead going to try and guess what it is based on the posted captions.



I may also not do this, and deny this post ever happened.

Something Bankey This Way Comes 70,843 10
10/17/2005 10:20 PM

The little man is out of the boat, and he's pissed.

CoachKnox 60 8
10/17/2005 10:43 PM

Wow, Silly Putty sure has changed since when I was a kid...

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
10/17/2005 11:10 PM

"now you really CAN go Frost yourself with this hot little ensemble"

The Fabulous Auntie Trixxie 65,026 15
10/18/2005 03:43 PM

Veterinarian to Dog Owner "I'm sorry sir but given Fido's oddly misshapen penis I don't believe he'll ever be able to sire puppies."

long john silverman 41 8
10/18/2005 11:08 PM

Ashton Kutcher after john pranked his whack ass

Razilla 5 7
10/18/2005 11:33 PM

Proposed change to Golden Raspberry Award trophy.

Katsmeow 2,401 10
10/19/2005 11:14 AM

I really should stop drinking Gatorade.

PRAYING MANTItS 0 7
10/19/2005 01:00 PM

Mommy, let me out! I promise to be good!

Luminous, Snork. 45,655 12
10/19/2005 02:23 PM

GAH!

J.Gi 81 7
10/19/2005 05:53 PM

Can she see out of that penis costume?

bobert5064 19 8
10/20/2005 10:39 PM

Micheal Jackson colors himself again

TheNo2Dentist 0 7
10/21/2005 02:54 PM

Thus the human penis continues to try and live out his life in a normal fasion after contracting multiple S.T.D's from those cursid wonder twins.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 02:56 PM

This is stupid.



You all need to stop and think about what you are getting ready to post, then delete what you have written.



Then go to Yoda's Toilet. That would be a better place.



BLAAARGHHH!!!!56!!!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/21/2005 03:00 PM

The most popular Halloween costume of the year is SURE to be the dog penis that looks like it got run over by a train... costume...

fossilady 15 7
10/23/2005 08:11 PM

No, I'm not happy to see you and yes, that is a hat in my pocket.

Retarded Third Grader 182 7
10/23/2005 08:13 PM

Where! DAMN IT WHERE IS THE RECIPIE FOR F-ING POPCORN CHICKEN!

VictoriaE77 8 7
10/24/2005 04:37 PM

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Madmatthew 366 9
10/24/2005 05:53 PM

A sculpture made entirely of chewed bubble gum can only be so pretty.

IronJeff 96 7
10/25/2005 12:45 PM

man? woman? does it matter? It's Ru Paul's sibling Ru Barb.

Jerome 171 7
10/27/2005 08:48 AM

I've heard of people having spare tires, but spare hubcaps! (I think it's a woman with really large glasses on)

bubs 21 7
10/27/2005 07:49 PM

sick of this photo

themike08 99 8
10/28/2005 11:07 PM

(To an unforgettable techno beat... I apologize in advance to those whom this causes the atrocious song to dance through their heads for the rest of the day.)



I'm Red da ba dee da ba daa

I'm Red da ba dee da ba daa

Jeff Spicoli 874 9
10/30/2005 06:25 AM

You dick

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
10/31/2005 11:21 PM

No no no no NO!!



Bad!

Ender the Xenocide 0 7
10/31/2005 11:47 PM

Last image seen LIVE from reporter's camera as he uttered these famous words:

"Oh dear lord...one of them spotted me. Copulate, they're coming this way! Oh my god...ah ah ah"

*silence*

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/01/2005 01:16 AM

You know, until these capcon threads, I'd never really believed in the second law of thermodynamics. I always thought the whole 'universe tending toward incomprehensible chaos' idea was a bunch of mumbo jumbo.



You have succeeded where years of physics teachers have failed. Kudos to you, GAB. Ku. Dos.

Lily White Butt 0 7
11/01/2005 08:57 PM

Harriet Meirs, the day after. (think pelting tomatoes)

IronJeff 96 7
11/02/2005 08:52 AM

Everyone thinks my Flamin Hot Cheeto costume is .

GerbilNuzzle 12,005 12
11/03/2005 06:09 PM

A latex girl showing pink, eh?

morbidiqua 4 7
11/06/2005 12:05 PM

The newest Dolce and Gabana pink form fitting burka was a hit at the muslim fashion exchange... unfortunately it was only intended to be worn by muslim drag queens.

Mike Bragg 216 7
11/06/2005 12:34 PM

Since this is 'out of context' photo captioning, I'd just like to know what the Frost would be the context of that.