SalsaShark 6,518 12
10/17/2005 09:30 AM

Because watching a bunch of sweaty overwright nerds type furiously, pause, and then stifle their giggles makes for some great television.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/17/2005 09:31 AM

Go Frost yourself.<action>picks nose in public, farts in elevator, uses hands in the salad bar</action>

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 09:32 AM

I say no.



Although Jilly just got my vote for 'The Biggest Loser'.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/17/2005 09:34 AM

Aren't we pretty much a reality show already?

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/17/2005 09:36 AM

Uh oh, the cute guy at your office didn't hold the elevator again for you did he?



Damn, figures the day you wear your thongs, a tight short skirt and make up too.



Rats!

Bonky 75,733 15
10/17/2005 09:39 AM

What we need is:



Bonky's Alternate Reality Show with Bonky, Oed, Ed, and Greenish Guy with a Knife.



Special Guest Appearance by Sgt. McOliver, Elvis, and Ziffy The EyeGoo Clown!

Something Bankey This Way Comes 70,843 10
10/17/2005 09:44 AM

<action>starts being 'REAL'</action>





**pffffftthhhhhh....**



WHEW! I'd been sitting on that one all morning.

K the Wonderpuppy 1,019 7
10/17/2005 09:45 AM

Reality is overrated.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 10:30 AM

Go copulate yourself.



Well then it would have to be cable.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 04:04 PM

Oh... COME ON!

we could all live together and vote people off.

Pleeeease!

Phuc 237,919 21
10/17/2005 04:05 PM

I keed. I lurv you. You're a nice n00b.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 04:09 PM

you can be in my secret alliance.







oh Shakespeare.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/17/2005 04:09 PM

YOU PEOPLE ARE REA oh nevermind

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/17/2005 04:11 PM

Oh... COME ON!

we could all live together and vote people off.

Pleeeease!



I would vote you off first though.

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 04:15 PM

I would vote you off first though.



Especially if it's "voting" her off a moving plane. At cruising altitude.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/17/2005 04:16 PM

I like the way you think.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/17/2005 04:19 PM

In fear of more ORB REJECTION...



I will not respond to this thread.

Fun-Sized Filly 39,193 20
10/17/2005 04:21 PM

I think Jilly's head got a little too big after the whole Hot-or-Not thing. Just because people think you're hot, sweets, doesn't mean that you're even remotely tolerable. Keep that in mind, hmm?

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 04:23 PM

Wow, the claws come out. Orbs for Filly.



See, I'm inclined to believe her no-penis story. How many men can turn so catty? Rawwr.

Tabula Rasa- Hold me closer, Tony Danza 14,056 9
10/17/2005 04:23 PM

Filly, I forgot how much I love you.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/17/2005 04:23 PM

MINKYBOODLE has made a point.......



Why?



Beats the hell outta me!!

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 04:23 PM

whoa there bud, I never even checked that Shakespeare. It took to long to link.



Sounds like you spent some considerable time there, though.



And I never said I was tolerable either.

Tabula Rasa- Hold me closer, Tony Danza 14,056 9
10/17/2005 04:23 PM

If I'm your SS, I'm going to mail you a gigantic chocolate bunny.

Yeah, that should've been one post.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/17/2005 04:34 PM

Just because people think you're hot, sweets, doesn't mean that you're even remotely tolerable.



Take Fratberry for example. Here's a guy who can be funny and hot in the dark but not in the daylight.

Fun-Sized Filly 39,193 20
10/17/2005 04:39 PM

The funny thing is that Jilly thinks I care about that. No, darling, I have a life outside of Hot-or-Not.



I do not deny my GAB addiction, however.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 04:42 PM

listen, PAT , please do not address me as "sweets" or "darling" . Did you not fare so well on the Hot or not thing? You seem bitter.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/17/2005 04:44 PM

Jilly & Filly fightin in a tree.

I am M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G



Huh, doesn't have quite teh same ring to it, eh?

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/17/2005 04:46 PM

ca someone bump or link to this Hot Or Not thread? Search sucks balls.

Fun-Sized Filly 39,193 20
10/17/2005 04:50 PM

I dunno man, she's got one pound on me. How tall are you, Jilly?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/17/2005 04:50 PM

"Take Fratberry for example. Here's a guy who can be funny and hot in the dark but not in the daylight."



OK Frat, try being funny now.

<action>turns off the lights</action>

Fun-Sized Filly 39,193 20
10/17/2005 04:51 PM

Oh, and what the hell is "PAT"? If that was supposed to be a joke, I don't think anyone got it, hun.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 04:53 PM

The people who got it clicked it, PAT.

um, you need to stop with the terms of endearment (hun,sweets,boo,etc.) k ? thanks.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/17/2005 04:56 PM

Pat was/is a character from SNL. No one knew if Pat was male of female, and that was the joke. It wasn't really funny, so I understand why you didn't get it, Filly. Which is also why I understand why Jilly did get it.

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/17/2005 04:56 PM

It's very rare that a thread gets jacked, and the title is more appropriate for the jacking than it was originally.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/17/2005 04:57 PM

<action> starts filling kiddy pool with lime Jello. Has an intern set up seats and sell tickets to the girl-fight.</action>

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 04:58 PM

Oh Gawd Filly. I take it all back.

I just saw your pic

I feel so bad. You're so HUGGABLE!

The Pat thing was because of the questions of whether or not you had a penis. You're too young to get the reference.





ps you shouldn't have put HOT or NOT as your homepage,silly.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/17/2005 04:58 PM

Stop trying to flirt with me Kake.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/17/2005 04:59 PM

I want a ticket to the "lime jello" kiddy pool, and 3 cold beers please.

Tabula Rasa- Hold me closer, Tony Danza 14,056 9
10/17/2005 05:01 PM

Wow, Jilly, you certainly turned tail fast when you found out Filly was pretty.

Here's the HotorNot link, whoever wanted it.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 05:02 PM

heh... she looks like Evan Rachel Wood.

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/17/2005 05:03 PM

I try, Frat. you're just so . . .HUGGABLE!

Fun-Sized Filly 39,193 20
10/17/2005 05:04 PM

Who? I never watch TV, I don't know who these people are. Also why I didn't get the Pat reference.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/17/2005 05:05 PM

PLEASE NOTE: I'm not on that list of Hotties!!

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/17/2005 05:07 PM

The HotorNot list is crap.



Anybody that has seen Tabby would agree that she should be much higher on the list.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 05:26 PM

Evan Rachel wood



Filly



Right?



and if you have not seen the movie "Thirteen" she rocks in it.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/17/2005 05:27 PM

Filly does not look like Microsoft!

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 05:30 PM

Shakespeare here

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/17/2005 05:31 PM

You know, you're actually not all that good at that.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/17/2005 05:31 PM

Shakespeare

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 05:31 PM

Shakespeare here



I swear to god, I thought that was going to be a picture of Jilly's head. So. Relieved.

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 05:32 PM

SD, you misspelled 'anything'.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/17/2005 05:33 PM

I didn't mean the link.



I was talking about the matching.

Roofie Horror Picture Show 56,688 10
10/17/2005 05:35 PM

Zolton, that last post convinced me that you are no mere noob. That joke hasn't been used much recently and you whipped it out like a veteran. Who are you really?

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 05:38 PM

Jus' learning from the masters, Roofie. That one's been whipped out a few times since I've been around.



Thanks for noticing, though.

Roofie Horror Picture Show 56,688 10
10/17/2005 05:41 PM

Oh I'm noticing you alright.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/17/2005 05:43 PM

Jiyyl mispelled her name and confudes the cpar out of.........



correcshen........



nebermind

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/17/2005 05:48 PM

...and you whipped it out like a veteran.



See, now I have permission:



'Aw, I bet you say that to all the guys.'



Now I'm all shivery.

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/18/2005 01:24 AM

I feel so bad. [Your niece is] so HUGGABLE!



-ed.